#Did this instead of physics 👍

[calkale]

slimav 🐻🐻‍❄️

[phagodyke]

2nd hearing test today and it looks normal thank FUCKKK. well ofc I'm still deaf, normal For Me

[themyscirah]

Emerald Twilight Weekend | Day 1: Quote

Panel redraw of this scene from Green Lantern (1990) #50! Original panel below the cut : ) @hal-jordan-events

[shieldwife]

Bro I need the rheumatologist the doctor I’m seeing allegedly referred to me immediately. If I have to go on living like this I might actually kms lol

[suiana]

yandere! malewife who is indecisive and can't decide on whether he wants to love or hate (also love, just with insults added instead) you today.

imagine ur cute lil guy that you love going "you're such a horrible spouse i hate you, go die" out of nowhere then you bring up the divorce card and he goes all ballistic

"ugh i hate this. this is the third sandwich I've made for you today and-"

"let's get a divorce."

"if you divorce me i will fuck up your life so bad, manipulate you into thinking that I was the only good thing you had that you have no choice but to get back with me."

like this guy is actually insane. he will not leave you alone and he will actually commit all the atrocities he threatens to do.

"wow this guy looks hot af"

"who? this random on the internet? you like them?"

"yeah this guy is kinda cute ngl"

"why are you looking at him? i will steal his skin and wear it if you keep complimenting him. you only need me. actually, do you want me to look like him? huh? should i start working out? buy a whole new wardrobe? just say yes and I'll do it all for you."

you actually don't know why you married him if he was going to threaten you for every little thing you did. you can't even talk to someone else without him getting all mad and upset. maybe it's cause you secretly like the way he's obsessed over you.

or maybe he's just cute. you'll never know.

what you do know is that you like providing him with what he needs and being the person he relies on. well, tbh, you're pretty sure he's like some secret underground black market trader or something because he gets money from nowhere. money you didn't give him. but you trust what he says. if he says he didn't do it, he probably didn't, right?

"hey honey how come you have 300k more in your bank account? i haven't sent you your monthly allowance."

"i actually harvest people's organs and sell them in the black market."

"...really?"

"no haha just kidding! i just saved up physical cash that you gave me and forgot to put it in until today❤️"

"oh ok"

yeah, you love your malewife 😁👍

[komoboko]

𝐡𝐚𝐬𝐡𝐢𝐫𝐚 𝐭𝐞𝐱𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐡𝐜𝐬

ft: Gyomei Himejima, Sanemi Shinazugawa, Obanai Iguro, Giyu Tomioka, Mitsuri Kanroji, Muichiro Tokito, Kyojuro Rengoku, shinobu Kocho, Tengen Uzui

hi i forgot i have a tumblr account this was an unfinished drafts so i just decided to finish dis

# gyomei ! ☆

GYOMEI can’t really text, he can’t even read your text.. the only time he has is when muichiro came over and read the text for him. You were then hit with a very long and dragged out voice message about what he did today, how he loves you and asks you to come by and visit his estate. You appreciated it but that was the first and last time you texted gyomei.

# sanemi ! ☆

A bit of a dry texter if I had to be honest with you. Not completely that its annoying but SANEMI isn't super energetic either.. that's only if you can properly get him to text you. He's rarely on his phone and when he is he rarely ever goes out of his way to read or respond to anybody's text messages. Luckily Sanemi "waste his time" in his words and actually responds to you and on the rare occasion hits you with a "i love you" instead of calling you dumb.

# obanai ! ☆

Another very very dry texter, excepts OBANAI actually answers your text messages. Sometimes. He loves using those text reactions instead of sending a proper message, or other times he just uses "👍" instead. When he does text its always to remind you of something or asks you a question he would rather say online. There are those times where he blames kaburamaru for slithering over his keyboard when he sends you a heartfelt message.

# giyu! ☆

Is much much much worse than sanemi when it comes to not texting people. You rarely if ever get a proper text message from him, to the point you question if he even owns a phone. GIYU always tells you that he prefers to properly adress you in public (he has yet to figure out how to use facetime when he said this) and he just likes to see your expression. Though when giyu did figure out facetime exist you get a call once a night just so he can tell you he loves you and properly see your face.

# Mitsuri ! ☆

A very VERY energetic texter. MITSURI practically texts you every single second she has!! She also absolutely loves informing you on anything that happens during the day making sure she always sends you a selfie or two before the day ends. Probably one of the people on this list who texts you more than you do by a mile. She just has so much to tell you! She's also obsessed with using filters so most of her photos of herself and you have a filter on them (her favorite is the pink dog face one).

# Muichiro ! ☆

MUICHIRO gives giyu a run for his money when it comes to never texting you at all. Yet unlike giyu who just likes seeing you in person (Muichiro does too of course) Muichiro just forgets. If he doesn't see you text immediately then you'll get a response in approximately 3 days. You probably have to call him just to tell you to respond to your text. Atleast he makes it up to you by hanging out with you in person.

# Kyojuro ! ☆

You're sure his phone must be broken because you've never seen KYOJURO type in lowercase before. Another person who texts you alot but less than mitsuri. He always tries to make sure to send you morning and good night texts (he wakes up at the crack of dawn and goes to sleep at 9:30 p.m on the dot). Also somebody to send those really cringey gifs constantly. You without fail always get a "HAVE A GOOD DAY! I LOVE YOU AND I'LL SEE YOU SOON!! 🔥"

# Shinobu ! ☆

Unlike some of the people on this list she texts you on a regular but casual basis. SHINOBU always make sure to text you atleast once a day, the only problem is she texts you like she's sending a lettter in the mail. Every single message has 'Dear.. and From, Shinobu Kocho" and she has the most on point grammar you'll ever see. Her little letters would be really romantic if you actually got the physical letter instead of the text message.

# Uzui ☆ !

A wild card when it comes to texting but UZUI usually texts you frequently. Another person who is obsessed with using emojis and also uses the "✨" because he claims its the most flamboyant emoji his phone has. He takes alot more selfies of himself compared to Mitsuri and always asks you to rate them for him. His wives usually are the ones who texts you with more sense, all of you are in a groupchat (excluding tengen) that you gossip in.

[hp-hcs]

Hello there.

Since you're taking a request, then maybe some poły relationship with Theo and Mattheo. Preferably male lub gn reader

Thanks and have a good day

aaaaaa a non-monogamous relationship with my two favorite boyos??? abso-fuckin-lutely!!!

polyamorous theodore nott & mattheo riddle x gn!reader headcanons

(lovely pictures from @demieyesore)

since it wasn’t specified if the boyos were dating each other as well or not, i made it ✨up to reader interpretation✨

❕gender-neutral reader❕

TWs: violence (it’s theo & mattheo, what do you expect?), brief sexual harassment/attempted sexual assault (?)

requests open (please for the love of god)

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general headcanons:

mattheo is little spoon and i will take no arguments

(he’s almost always in the middle <3)

if you call theo literally any pet name he will die on the spot

same if you call mattheo any variation of ‘pretty boy’ or ‘cutie’

(extra bonus points if you compliment something unrelated to his physical appearance, like how well he did on a test, or how perceptive he is. homeboy will have no idea how to respond. he’ll just be like 🧍‍♂️🥹👍🫶)

the poly thing actually only happened because there was a very aggressive love triangle thing going on and then they were like “wait this is dumb”

plus, it makes a bunch of the teachers uncomfy, + both of their fathers, so really it’s ideal

they r possessive as F U C K

they can share with each other, that’s it. no one else.

i dare anyone to try to bully or harass you

or actually, even just look at you

OR IF SOMEBODY TRIES TO ASK YOU OUT

someone call an ambulance for the poor fuck 💥🚑🚨🩹🪦💀

lil oneshot thing? idk man:

you go to one of enzo’s stupid parties without your boys

“i’ll be fine guys, promise”

y/n was, in fact, Not Fine™

someone tries to hit on you but just DOESNT TAKE NO FOR AN ANSWER

let's say it’s cormac mclaggen cause mf is creepy asf

(i know everyone makes him like ‘the bad guy’ but yk what if you don’t like it go write ur own headcanons. they’d probably be better anyways)

anywhore, cormac is like, getting a lil too close for comfort

just kind of haranguing you the whole night

offering drinks, complimenting how you’re dressed, telling you that your boyfriends are “so lucky to have someone as sexy as you”

🤮🤮

you are OBVIOUSLY uncomfortable

but shit hits the fan when he grabs your waist/hip area and tries to kiss you

✨surprise!✨

your mancandy was here the whole time 😌

(not cause they don’t trust you, they just don’t trust anybody else)

💥👊😡🩸🩹🔪🗡️💣

cormac: 🥊🦷😵‍💫🩸🩹🩼☠️⚰️🪦

(lowkey hot to watch em defend you but yk)

((y/n for literally no reason: 👁️🫦👁️)

(((if you tell mattheo you think it’s hot, he’ll just go 🥺🫶💋😚🫂)))

misc:

expounding further on my earlier mattheo x reader headcanons, a scientific study i’ve conducted has found that mattheo riddle is, in fact, a himbo

from the new partridge dictionary of slang and unconventional english, a himbo is “a man objectified by his good looks and presumed lack of intellectual qualities, a man who trades on this image, a gigolo”

objectified by his good looks? have you met tumblr? ✅

lack of intellectual qualities? well, he thinks violence solves everything and thinks with his dick instead of his brain so i’m gonna say yeah ✅

but let’s keep it going, shall we?

a himbo is also defined as the “human version of a golden retriever—beautiful, incredibly well-intentioned, and dumb.”

…yep

beautiful ✅ well-intentioned (in his own mind) ✅ & dumb (lovingly) ✅

additionally: buff 💪 ✅ & respects his romantic partner(s) ✅

“but hp-hcs,” you bemoan. “what does that make theo?”

well, my dear delusionists, theodore nott is a hunk—not quite a himbo, but close

hopefully this venn diagram i made of some of the himbos & himbo-adjacents in the hp world will help illustrate this for you

[jaeminlovesboomboomtime]

Enhypen reaction to you sleeping on the couch

PAIRING: enha x reader

GENRE: fluff

WARNING: n/a

Heeseung

hmm with this man idkkk i’m getting mixed feelings tbh

like he would be worried but he’d also find it funny/amusing

if he was worried he’d be all like: 😦😦

worried about your well-being and approach you gently to ensure you're okay. he MIGHT check your breathing, cover you with a blanket, or wake you up if he think it's needed and all.

buttt if he found it funny/amusing he’d: 🤪🤪

find it cute or funny that you fell asleep on the couch, might take a lighthearted approach. he would take pictures, gently tease you, or share the moment with his members to make fun of you LMAOOOO

Jay

Jay would be like hee but more like worried instead of finding it amusing.

Jay is literally showing genuine concern for your well being

he would approach you gently and look at your state to make sure there isn't any serious issue causing you to fall asleep on the couch unexpectedly.

he will want to ensure that you're comfortable, not in any physical or emotional distress, and that there isn't anything he can do to help.

he’s so sweet omg wife him up frfr

make sure to give him lots of hugs and kisses when you wake up ❤️😭👍

Jake

his reaction might be lighthearted and playful honestly bc it’s jake 😛

he will most definitely tease you in a friendly manner or make a ‘funny’ comment about the situation

"haha, look who decided to take a nap on the couch! you must have been really tired! did you forget we have beds for that? next time, I'll make sure to bring you a cozy pillow and a 'Do Not Disturb' sign!" he would say whispering while almost pissing himself 😭

he WILL use playful sarcasm or exaggeration to make light of the situation

he will be sleeping on the couch next fr omg

Sunghoon

since sunghoon is a chill person, his reaction to you falling asleep on the couch might be relaxed and nonchalant

walks by and notices you sleeping "ah, you found a cozy spot on the couch. enjoy your nap, babe.” and kisses the top of your head

hoon acknowledges your presence and your choice to sleep on the couch but doesn't make a big deal out of it.

hoon will assume that you needed rest and respects your decision to relax in that manner.

Sunoo

for sunoo, i kinda see him being the same as jay tbh

his reaction would be one of genuine concern

he might want to make sure you're okay and address any potential issues that are causing you to fall asleep on the couch

sunoo is expressing his worry and care for your well being. he wants to understand why you fell asleep on the couch instead of your usual sleeping area and if there might be any underlying reasons or issues

he offers his assistance if you needed, indicating that he's willing to provide support or help alleviate any concerns you could have.

Jungwon

his reaction might combine a mix of concern and lightheartedness

he acknowledges your choice to sleep on the couch but expresses a mild concern about your well being yk?

his amusement is evident in his playful comment about finding the comfiest spot

however, he also emphasizes that he wants to ensure your comfort and offers his assistance if you prefer a different sleeping arrangement

jungwon's reaction combines a teasing tone with genuine care, striking a balance between amusement and concern for your welfare.

Niki

his reaction would likely be one of amusement and humor bc he find everything funny 😭

he will most DEFINITELY tease you and make playful remarks about the situation.

Laughs heartily "Oh my gosh, look at you! The couch claimed another victim! You must have been so exhausted that you couldn't even make it to your bed! Don't worry, I took a hilarious picture for future blackmail material!" he would whisper

he is clearly finding immense amusement in your unexpected choice of the couch as a sleeping spot 🙄

his intention is to bring lightheartedness and laughter to the situation without any harm or offense

here is another reaction for y’all! i didn’t think you guys would eat up my last reaction so i decided to make another. love y’all and stay safe!! ❤️❤️

[dandp]

Other assorted philm club notes:

The difference in fan interactions then vs now is so interesting. The "I want to marry you" to "you and Dan are so married" pipeline (not that we still don't comment about wanting to marry them but the intent is so different)

It always surprises me how short of a time they stayed in the Manchester apartment for how big of a location it feels like in dnp lore. Probably mostly to do with the mythos of the breakfast bar lol

God it must've been awful having this platform and scrutiny and talking about this London move while grappling with and trying to hide how terrified you are that the move wasn't actually gonna work out/be worth it

I can physically feel the absence of moments where nowadays a Dan mention would a be a given and back then Phil just moves on without it. He got there eventually but I was waiting for a "Dan doesn't like licorice" that never came in the first conversation about it

Phil stop giving away his email address to the internet challenge??

Good to know even before Rize this company was trying and miserably failing to make guests during live shows a thing

"that looks a lot like guild wars and not like packing boxes" aldksksk I support you Dan procrastination king

Random early 2010s youtube songs are my worst enemy I'm irrationally irritated by all of them immediately. Somehow in trying to get the walrus song out of my head after this I was infected by the llama song instead. Life is hell.

"Is Philadelphia a city or a state?" "It's a state! :)"

Making fun of us for freaking out about them touching and sharing clothes, now this feels familiar

Why does 2012 Dan wearing a snapback have the most rancid vibes imaginable. Love the shirt but unfortunately you did look like a twat in the hat sorry Dan

Phil's blank stare and halfhearted "I'm not down with that" while Dan laughs afterwards is really selling the lie they don't want to fuck, good one boys 👍

I've only seen a handful of the older live shows and they can be kinda a slog to get through for me, but doing it this way and taking notes to talk about it made it more fun! And always interesting to see how much they feel like different people in that era compared to now or even a few years after that. Even by like 2014 I would think they start to feel more familiarly Dan And Phil. Crazy stuff.

[boxfullaturtles]

Correspondence Between a Bat and a Turtle

(10.04pm) BoStaffsRCool: Occam's Razor.

(10.04pm) Oracle: Try telling that to Batman.

(10.05pm) BoStaffsRCool: Hm you may have a point. Raph is of the opinion that the simplest answer is to punch the problem.

(10.05pm) Oracle: See, this is why Raph and Damian get along.

(10.05pm) Oracle: Except Damian tends to stab instead of punch.

(10.05pm) BoStaffsRCool: Same difference.

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(2.11am) BoStaffsRCool: [attached image of a complex mathematics equation that gets increasingly illegible]

(6.02am) Oracle: That's what you get for trying advanced quantum-chemical physics at two in the morning.

(6.03am) BoStaffsRCool: no on eelse is gonig todo it

(6.03am) Oracle: oh my god please go to sleep

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(9.00pm) Oracle: About to start patrol but I think I might have figured out the issue with your equation.

(9.01pm) Oracle: Try this. [attached image of a complex mathematics equation, the numbers 25, 15, 21, 12, 15, 19, 20, 20, 8, 5, 7, 1, 13, and 5 are all underlined in red]

(9.01pm) BoStaffsRCool: Nice, thanks. Good luck on patrol.

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(9.58pm) BoStaffsRCool: FUCK YOU BATGIRL

(10.00pm) Oracle: 0:)

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(11.03am) Oracle:

(11.03am) Oracle: This you?

(11.10am) BoStaffsRCool: I'm still not speaking to you.

(11.10am) Oracle: lol

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(8.44pm) BoStaffsRCool:

(8.46pm) Oracle: I thought we weren't speaking.

(8.46pm) BoStaffsRCool: This is a peace treaty.

(8.47pm) Oracle: How do I sign?

(8.47pm) BoStaffsRCool: Solve for x. [attached image of yet another complex mathematics equation, with a big X = ? at the bottom]

(8.47pm) Oracle: You drive a hard bargain but I shall do as your request.

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(10.14pm) Oracle: Goddamnit.

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(5.03am) BoStaffsRCool: By chance have you ever dealt with anything involving tesseracts, string theory, quantum physics, and/or the multiverse theory?

(9.00am) Oracle: Not personally. I'll ask Batman about it. Something happen?

(9.32am) BoStaffsRCool: Seems like it. Not sure though. I'll get back to you.

(9.32am) Oracle: All right. You guys stay frosty. Call us if you need anything. We still owe you for the thing with the Foot.

(9:33am) BoStaffsRCool: 👍

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(12.04am) BoStaffsRCool: Something definitely happened!! I think we got teleported to Gotham! Not sure where we are though!

(12.05am) Oracle: Who are you and how did you get this line

(12.05am) BoStaffsRCool: I know I was just talking about string theory and the multiverse, but now is not the time for jokes!!!!

(12.15am) BoStaffsRCool: Batgirl?

(12.17am) BoStaffsRCool: Leo's hurt bad and Raph's unconscious please we need help

(12.20am) BoStaffsRCool: Barb please wejkahlgkdfhjg

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(4.01am) Missed call from Mikey

(4.34am) Missed call from Mikey

(4.38am) Missed call from Mikey

(4.40am) Missed call from Mikey

(4.51am) Missed call from Mikey

(4.53am) Missed call from Mikey

(4.55am) Missed call from Mikey

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(7.09pm) Oracle: Can we talk?

(7.11pm) BoStaffsRCool: Not like I'm going anywhere.

(7.12pm) Call from Oracle

(8.44pm) Call ended

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(12.13pm) BoStaffsRCool: Any chance of convincing this Batman to let us have pizza in his Batcave?

(12.15pm) Oracle: I would pay you to try.

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(5.24pm) Oracle: Where are you guys? We lost track of you.

(5.29pm) Oracle: Donatello, I need a report.

(6.01pm) Missed call from Oracle

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(2.16am) BoStaffsRCool: So

(2.16am) Oracle: Where have you four been!? We've been looking everywhere for you!

(2.18am) BoStaffsRCool: Funny story

(2.18am) BoStaffsRCool: You know how you told us to stay out of Crime Alley?

(2.18am) Oracle: Oh my god.

(2.19am) BoStaffsRCool: [attached image of a photo, Donatello is barely visible in the bottom right corner as just his eye and the top of his head, out of focus from being too close to the camera, he appears to be seated at a table. Michelangelo is kitty corner to him at the same table, a little farther back, with a big grin, throwing up a peace sign, and numerous fresh bruises. Just past him sits Raphael who appears to be fast asleep, head on his folded arms, fresh bandages on his skull. At the opposite end of the table is Leonardo, in deep discussion with a man dressed in black and red, with a leather jacket, and red helmet obscuring his entire face.]

(2.21am) BoStaffsRCool: Anyway he seems nice.

(2.21am) BoStaffsRCool: He gave us pizza.

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(10.19am) Oracle: Batman would like to know how you get past his security systems and got back into Wayne Manor.

(10.21am) Oracle: Donatello, I know you are awake.

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(7.04pm) BoStaffsRCool: Damian just challenged Leo to one-on-one combat.

(7.04pm) Oracle: Normal, by Damian standards.

(7.04pm) BoStaffsRCool: With swords.

(7.04pm) Oracle: Still normal.

(7.05pm) BoStaffsRCool: He was saying something about not believing that "Grandfather" could be beaten so easily by one of the world's slowest creatures. When Mikey told him how Leo kicked Ras in the balls, Damian got very quiet and then challenged Leo.

(7.06pm) Oracle: Ah. Hm. Maybe you should find Batman.

(7.06pm) Oracle: Actually I'm just going to call him.

(7.10pm) BoStaffsRCool: THIS SMALL CHILD IS TRYING TO GUT LEO HELLO??????

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(8.08pm) BoStaffsRCool: In what universe does attempted murder equal an offer of friendship?????

(8.09pm) Oracle: This one, apparently.

(8.09pm) BoStaffsRCool: Touche.

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(11.55am) Oracle: Intel says the last thing we need is coming in that shipment tonight. If we can get it out before the goons close in, we won't have to deal with any potential combat.

(11.55am) BoStaffsRCool: Got it. We'll set up a plan and rendezvous before we head out.

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(9.15pm) Oracle: Oh my god.

(9.15pm) Oracle: You guys are literally trained ninjas. How did you fuck that up so badly.

(10.20pm) BoStaffsRCool: srsly????????

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(3.03am) BoStaffsRCool: Are you awake?

(3.05am) Oracle: No.

(3.08am) Oracle: Sorry, that was supposed to be a joke. Everything all right?

(3.10am) BoStaffsRCool: We can't get the tesseract pathing to work.

(3.10am) BoStaffsRCool: Batgirl is usually the person I bounce ideas off of when I get stuck.

(3.10am) Oracle: Except I'm not Batgirl.

(3.11am) BoStaffsRCool: Sorry. That was tactless on my part.

(3.11am) Oracle: It's all right. I haven't been Batgirl in a long time. I've made peace with that.

(3.13am) Oracle: Listen, I'm not going to pretend to understand half of what you and Tim are doing with this tesseract thing. But you are one of the smartest people I have ever met and I've seen you and your brothers do some amazing things.

(3.14am) Oracle: I've been doing this a long time. Long enough to know that hitting rock bottom means that the only place left to go is up. Don't give up yet. Get some rest, eat a big breakfast tomorrow, and maybe take a break.

(3.14am) Oracle: Sometimes stepping away is the best way to find the answer you're looking for.

(3.16am) BoStaffsRCool:You're pretty good at this wise oracle thing.

(3.16am) Oracle: Shut up and go to sleep, kid.

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(12.10am) BoStaffsRCool: You are never going to BELIEVE what's been happening to us!

(12.10am) Oracle: WHERE THE FUCK HAVE YOU GUYS BEEN!!!! YOU'VE BEEN MISSING FOR TWO MONTHS AND THAT'S WHAT YOU COME BACK WITH!!?!?! I'M GOING TO KILL YOU!!

(12.10am) BoStaffsRCool: I will see at a form of endearment :)

[randomsufff]

Woe, Persona 5 Swap AU be upon ye

(Inspired by this comic by @luuxxart 👍)

Ok I had this sketched out a whilllleeeeee ago but never got around to finalizing it like I wanted- but since I was bored I decided to finish it now- yippee!

I saw said body swap comic linked above, and wondered if instead of everyone’s minds swapping what each person would look like if they were physically still themselves- but their characteristics/roles swapped (so basically a swap au- lmao)

I used the same logic? Swapping code? as the comic, so Akira and Akechi swapped, Yusuke is Ruiji, Ann is Yusuke, Ruiji is Ann, Futaba and Morgana swapped, Haru is Makoto, Sumire is Haru, and Makoto is Sumire (god that’s confusing but I think you can tell by just looking at them)

Also take some doodles I did on the side- can you tell Yusukes my favorite 💀 (Also- yes Sae is Sojiro- not sure how the story would work at that point but whatever lol)

[cardboardboxy]

Dionysus being in the form of a masculine man at camp-half blood was genius

Heres why :)

So dionysus in the percy jackson cannon is described as "the god of people confused about their gender" which, bearing in mind percy jackson is aimed at children, is a pretty good explanation of his whole deal. In greek mythology this is represented through his more androgynous appearance and cross dressing, due to a comment in the trials of apollo its safe to assume that's how dionysus looked before his imprisonment in camp half-blood

I interpret dionysus' cross dressing as a combination gender fuckery and drag as an art form

The lack of gender fuckery signifies his lack of freedom. He cannot leave the camp and he cannot leave his masculinity, he's stuck and physically presenting that. It also signifies his lack of self expression, dionysus was known for throwing massive raves that would last for days so to go from that to the monotony of childcare (no matter how insane those children are) would feel restricting

Drag as an art form is most commonly an appreciation of womanhood. The lack lf this shows his lack of appreciation for anything anymore, he cannot find joy in his current life

Another aspect is that 'becoming a woman' is time consuming (in a modern lense), it takes skill in things like makeup and fashion and in general just takes a lot of energy, energy that he doesn't have considering he's basically in constant withdrawal due to his drinking restrictions

A different interpretation could be that zeus literally did it to him instead of metaphorically, stripping him of aspects of his godhood as a way to remind dionysus of his power over him more then he already is

(This is going off of percy jackson cannon moreso then actual greek mythology, but if i got anything wrong on either please feel free to correct me

This concludes my yap session 👍

[otherloser]

Romance Starts With The Stomach

Okay, so this is kinda my first story, like, EVER, on Tumblr, so please don't shit on me if it's bad, I am very aware of that myself, thanks 👍

Anyway, I basically came up with this story because I recently had soup (it was so good like holy crap), there's soup in BaTIM, and I remembered the line 'the best way to a man's heart is through his stomach' that Tiana says from Princess and The Frog, so yeah, I thought it would be cute :]

Fem!Reader x Ink!Bendy

Story: Y/n and Bendy have ended up accidentally making a magical contracting bond between their souls, meaning that they can't hurt each other and are sort of stuck together in the abandoned studio. They've been sort of ignoring each other for the main part up until now, but there's some bad news; Y/n is getting hungry, and she needs to eat…

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"Grooooooooooowwwwwwwwwwwwl..." A noise resembling much like a distant thunder strike rumbled and echoed through the corridor. A dusting of blush crept up onto my face, placing a hand on my abdomen and pressing down hard to try and muffle the complaining my stomach was making in the absence of the food it so desperately desired. This only made it worse however, appearing to instead push my middle into making even more sounds of winging and whining. The ink demon himself finally seemed to notice, his tail whipping at the air elegantly as he turned and blinked with inky and gooey eyes.

"...'S tha' you, lady?"

"Y-yeah, sorry, I haven't eaten in a while..." I mumbled apologetically, reaching into my satchel at last. "We've been running around so much, so I haven't had the chance to have a snack break."

"Figures. You humans are always hungry fo' somethin' or othah." He rolled his eyes and crossed his arms in a snarky tone. He'd maintained this attitude for basically the entire time. Like a fed up teenager being forced to go shopping with his mother. It was frankly pathetic, but hey, he was a demon so there wasn't much I could do, unless I wanted to be mildly inconvenienced with his unholy rage. As I rummaged around for even something small like a chocolate bar or a biscuit, my hand became more frantic, until I quickly realised. I had nothing left. My middle roared again for food.

"groooooooowl!!!"

"Uh oh.."

"W-whaddya mean 'uh-oh'?"

"I'm out. I have nothing to eat!" I explained, showing Bendy my empty bag as he leaned in and inspected it closely, grumbling to himself as seeming much more peeved with each second that my stomach called out in starvation. He brought his hand up to his face, using two fingers to massage the area between his eyes where a nose should be.

"Well that's just peachy."

"Groooooowl!"

"This is a really sticky situation 'ere."

"Grooooowwl!!"

"Bendy-"

"Seems you've gone an but the dust!"

"GROOOOWL!"

"Dude! Stop using those words, it's actually making my stomach hurt!" I exclaimed, making the demon sigh exasperated lying and lazily raise his hands up in surrender. Suddenly a very comical light bulb physically appeared above Bendy's head, taking me be surprise.

"Follow me, I know a place to grab somethin' to bite, toots!"

"Leave my toes out of this, Bendy."

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"Come on, just try it!"

"Ew! Hell no!!" I argued, using a plank of wood to keep Bendy and his suggestion away from me; In his arms he carried a really old and raw slab of meet, clearly infested with diseases I very much did not want to risk the chance of catching.

"Oh, don't be difficult, Y/n! It's just a day or two out of date" He rolled his eyes and held up the meat towards me, visibly causing me to gag and drop the plank, jumping back and hiding behind a support beam and peeking out at the ink demon cautiously.

"Yeah! 'A day or two OUT OF THE QUESTION'!" I stated, shooing him away as he grumbled to himself in cartoon speech, before chucking the meat slab to the side impatiently, to which I sighed in relief.

"I mean honestly, you mortals are so sensitive." He sassed, turning his back on me and kneeling down to inspect the drawers closely. "If you won't eat meat, you'll have to eat greens! Let's see, we have...broccoli...mushy carrots...-oh hey, an apple with a worm!"

"Gross." I whined and stuck out my tongue, watching in disgust as the inky creature scoured the cupboards for veg that was definitely as dry as wood by this point. On and on he went, listing what was there and what he liked about their staleness. I rolled my eyes, sniffing once as the air as the pangs of hunger in my stomach grew louder, only to catch a whiff of something. Something nice, veggie, meaty, brothy, edible! I sniffed the air a few more times, feeling my tummy react positively to the smell as well. All my sniffing also caught the attention of Bendy, who stood up and looked at me with a confused brow.

"Uh...are ya synisus actin' up, doll?" He asked.

"I smell something. Something..." I paused, closing my eyes and taking a long smell, before grinning brightly, "...delicious!"

And like a bullet, I was off, shooting down the corridor towards the room where the treasure was to be found. Following behind my, Bendy staggered behind, seeming to find a little trouble in keeping up with me (which was a first). Past countops and cupboards I weaved myself through the rooms, skipping down hallways until I finally came across a singular storage room that claimed host of the tempting scent. A storage room, filled with barrels, most likely filled with the most deliciously untold delicacies if it smelt this good alone! I hopped forwards and stopped in front of a barrel, opening it up hurriedly, only for my grin to drop at the sight of tin shining back up at me depressingly. Cans. A barrel full of cans. Picking up a can, I examined the label along the curve: 'Bacon Soup'.

"What'd ya find, Y/n?" Bendy asked, finally having cought up to me as I stared at the soup can, confused.

"I...what the shit is this?" I turned to him and asked, shoving the can into his gloved hands as he blinked in shock to my profanity, observing the can briefly, only to ah in realisation.

"Ah, it's bacon soup." He repeated.

"Yeah, I know what it is- why would anyone come up with it!?"

"Well, hey, I doubt there's anythin' else here, toots! You followed it's scent like a dawg, so you must like i' so SOME degree!" He defended, handing me back the can forcefully, to which I held it and opened another barrel with my free. But unfortunately, he was right, there was only more cans of bacon soup on the second barrel. I sighed in disappointment, looking back at the can in my hand, debating what to do. "...At least try i', yeah?" Bendy suggested.

"Grooooowl!" My stomach moaned. I sighed, truly defeated as I opened the can, shut my eyes tight, and took a good sip of it's contents...

...-

And within SECONDS, I was gulping down the rest of the can's delectable brothy heaven as if it were my life support! It was gorgeous, like a work of art, painted by god himself. The god of soups! I felt the smooth, syrupy texture slide down my throat and deep into my core, warming me up a pleasant amount, despite its unheated state. Finally, I removed the can from my lips and groaned loudly in pleasure to the soup's aftertaste.

"Oh my god, that's so good!" I rasped, grabbing another can and ripping the lid open, beginning to swallow the contents once more, unable to get enough! It was sooooo addictive.

"Well heeeeeelloooooooo! Y'know, I do appreciate a lady who can eat~" I heard Bendy's voice flirt with me, clearly finding my sudden addiction the the soup an amusing thing to tease me with. I couldn't give a crap though, I was just so immersed in the sanctuary that was this seductive soup.

"Ah, shut it, Satan, I'm in heaven!" I exhaled after finishing the second can, reaching for a third and sitting down on the floor with it in hand, my back pressed against the barrel surface so that I could relax. Again, I opened the can and began to wolf down the angelic and tasty substance, my life up till this point feeling almost dull compared to the very moment where I was finally rewarded with the one thing i had been missing out on this entire time: BACON SOUP! But of course, all good thinfs have to come to an end. Consuming the last of the soup from the can, I gently placed the empty tin on the floor and took a second to relax and briefly digest what saintly thing I had just experienced, my hand placed gratefully onto my belly which now remained still and silent, proving just how satisfactory the soup was in this conundrum of hunger.

"Well then, toots - are ya still hungry~?" The smirking ink demon purred, a smug grin plastered onto his face as I basked in the happiness the food had brought me, finding it impossible, for the first time ever, to even be mad with him and his teasing!

"Oh, 'hungry'? I don't recognise the meaning~" I sighed, running a hand through my hair as I enjoyed the company of the ink demon for the first time. He looked amused and happy that I was so happy after a few helpings of soup.

"Dang, tha' must've hit a reaaaaaal good spot in your stomach; you're all...smiley and stuff! Y'know, you have a nice smile, dollface~"

"Yeaaah, don't ruin it."

"Alrigh', I'll le' you have this momen' to ya'self, darlin'~"

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I mean, technically it's romantic, because Bendy's flirting the entire time? Eh, I'm counting it--

[t4tpumpkinduo]

OK not to be guy who's once again annoying abt lore and fanon misinterpretations but. ok v mild nsfw warning under the cut. it's just a critique of a very popular fanon ctnt dynamic that pisses me oawf so bad and i don't want to be misinterpreted in the process of critiquing it. ok.

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y'know how i always complain abt like...how cq is v susceptible to being reduced to a "hot dom role" so much?

the thing is. i actually do think he is largely a top. a lot of his character straight up lines up w it. he's a pouncer, he's eager to please, he likes indulging his partners that's just like. true. that's not the probble, however. 🤚 it's how it's being talked about, WHO it's being done by, and WHY. things of that nature.

first off, cq isn't like. a violent guy in the specific way fanon tends to portray him as.

the thing is. he's Ruthless. he's more than willing to take drastic measure, but outside of those situations, it's mostly just mc mechanics? he swats people playfully, he chases people w axes, but none of it is ever treated in any kind of different way, and especially not in a way unique to him. many, if not most, other characters do this as well, to him, to eachother. everyone on the dsmp is kind of annoying, and most enjoy a little minecraft coded rough housing, but to code it a certain way, towards THIS character, especially in lnv where he's explicitly trying to come across as more perfessional, and therefore ditching most of that rough housing and the inherent playfulness that it holds...

if you turn this specifically brown character into a domineering hair trigger physically violent freak at the expense of explicitly shown and stated character traits of his... all in service of sm white guy getting off about it.... do you like get what i'm saying....

another point i must mention: the fundimental misunderstanding sm ppl have abt las nevadas in the first place.

q is like 😭. not having a good time there. las nevadas in the first place, while objectively a labor of love, was also a gesture of desperation, same with him getting engaged to karlnap as quickly as he did. he wants to settle down w them as soon as possible so they won't leave him. that's what it is.👍 and then he gets left behind anyways. and with the compounding of everything, the gesture turns into a grave like immediately. it's shitty, it's bad, cq explicitly starts recreating the actions of actual shitheads (ctech cdrm), and ppl who warped his pov, even if unintentionally (cwilb cschlatt), because he doesn't know what else to do with himself. that's the reality.

but he also doesn't like doing it. 👍 that's the reality too, that's the wholeee. fucking point. he doesn't LIKE torturing dream, he doesn't LIKE manipulating people to the extent he does, he doesn't LIKE being alone and isolated. and while there are parts where he does find a twisted senses of catharsis about things sometimes, being the wielder for once instead of the guy being attacked like. it's still cornered prey animal trying to kill you swag. and the reason he's even be able to be pushed that far in the first place. is because he wants to and is actively planning on killing himself. legacy this, i won't be around long anyways. she sunk on my cost, this is all i have left to try, what's one more repulsive thing. my final stand.

so to then frame all this as like. actually super hot and super cool and. uuwgrurgrurgrueuURGRURYRGH. ok. hold on.

to make it abundantly clear: I DO NOT THINK CSCHLATT IS AN ABUSER. 👍 i never will. he narratively is not. he's an asshole, sure, and makes some terrible mistakes but. it's very very much not some unique evil. everyone on this server is an asshole. he wasn't an abuser to the cabinet, and especially not to cquackity.

i think to interpret this addict character, who has over and over shown to be sympathetic and more complex that ppl want to engage with, is still liked and vitally important to sm other characters, doesn't lay his hands on ppl in any way different than others do, as being a behind the scenes violent disgusting freak abuser is reductive and shitty and. bad. (and ableist. but yk.)

and even if somehow you want to interpret him as something else, despite the everything in the show telling you it's not true, you don't get to then turn around and make hypocritical handwavey arguments for cwilb when he and cschlatt are the exact same. they are direct narrative parallels, unignorably so. the pit = the festival. they're both deeply paranoid, deeply suicidal people who were genuinely psychotic for most of their worse actions, and if you can understand that cwilb doesn't deserve condemnation bcs of being put in a shitty situation and lashing out about it then you can very easily understand the same for cschlatt. 👍

i bring both of these points up to make my next point even clearer. cschlatt is *not* an abuser, but many ctntduoers are more than willing and happy to interpret him that way. and it's 👍 uhm. well. to layer on that point of lnv and its direct ties to self harm.

i like. very often see not only the complete dismissal of cq's issues with that. and. ugh. if you somehow see cschlatt as abusive. if you can get that cq's replication of behaviors in lnv are self destruction he doesn't actually like in pursuit of being "enough." why do i so so so often see. him replicating behaviors you're interpreting as abusive. specifically to get this white guy off. in his self harm context. completely uncritically. do i really need to explain. why that's not like. cool. lmao.

and even under the benefit of the doubt, the thing is, i never see exploration for it. i never see anything about how doing something like that would affect cq, how his mindset would lend to things, what he feels or thinks. there's no "reclamation", no restitution, there's no thought to him at all. this character who had direct issues with hating being treated like an object if he doesn't ask for it, being treated like an object. but don't worry guys it's actually ok this time. because i get to see my blorbo on the ground at the expense of everything this character stands for. i won't unpack the like obvious glaring bigotry rotting it's way through everything abt it too btw dw abt it dw abt it. it's fine lol.

idk. i hope i'm making sense, that i am explaining clearly and thoroughly enough. it's just so. tiring and deeply alienating and frustrating, and the absolute insistence to reduce poc to nothing but violent sex object caretakers and extentions to white characters is sooo i need to rip my hair out core. and to reiterate, i do think cq is largely a top, i don't think there's anything wrong writing certain dynamics or whatever the hell, it doesn't have to be a big deal. but can we. for once. with the brains that we have. try to think abt how things come across sometimes maybe. thanks.

[fototingobug]

presenting the love of my life , Kifah Suleiman . Warning : hella yap .

I said if I got 5 likes on the original post I made for them that I would make a mini lore dump and I got 6 so 👍

Kifah is 30 during X-men 97 . Their codename is viper .

Kifah’s mutant abilities include hyper-agility , improved stealth , and the psychic ability to trap another mind in a dimension of their own making if their hands make contact with the other person’s head . Both of them will go limp during this time , as they are no longer in that plane of existence . Their physical bodies remain unharmed , and Kifah can’t hold someone there for longer than 30 minutes in the real world , but considering they can do anything to shatter the minds of whoever made the unfortunate decision of being on the opposite side as them , it could feel like years . Kifah prefers close-range combat because of their hands , but does occasionally fight with a bowstaff .

They were born to a Syrian mother and an Afro-Syrian mutant father . Kifah was born looking the way they did but did not develop their psychic abilities until they were 12 .

Kifah is intersex and identifies as agender , but does refer to themselves as transfeminine or transgender at times and identifies with the label to some extent . Their pronouns are they/she .

Kifah’s mother was unaware that she carried the X-Gene , and she was also unaware that her husband was a mutant . Her husband himself was in such denial he genuinely didnt believe he was either . His mutant ability was to speed up the photosynthesis process in plants .

TW BRIEF CHILD ABUSE AND CSA MENTION UNDER THE CUT . NOT GRAPHIC .

Kifah’s father left when she was 5 due to not wanting a mutant child . Her mother turned to neglecting them , and instead pouring all her time out into their younger brother .

Kifah’s mother eventually married another man who abused Kifah in multiple ways including physically and sexually . This eventually lead to Kifah scratching their stepfather on the face , causing him to go blind in his right eye .

abuse mentions over 🖤

Kifah’s stepfather twisted the story and made Kifah out to be an uncontrollable mutant who needed to be put down . Kifah’s mother unreluctantly sent them to live in a Christian orphanage , before they were declared too much trouble and were sent to an orphanage and boarding school in the United States where they met their best friend Molimo ( my friend’s oc , unfortunately he isn’t a tumblr user but here’s doodles of them I’ve done )

Much like them , molimo couldn’t hide being a mutant , and they bonded over that . I don’t have my friends permission to talk much about their oc right now , but if I get it I’ll update . To make a long story short , the orphanage burned down due to anti-mutant rioters , and Kifah was ‘ killed ‘ in the fire . Molimo found forge , and Kifah , was found by Fabian Cortez . Fabian saw potential in Kifah’s reality-warping and time-bending powers , and so he manipulated them into feeling as though they were in a safe position .

im getting tired of writing so to make another long story short , Kifah leaves what would become the acolytes at 16 , briefly joins the brotherhood , quits and keeps a low profile for the next 4 years , before rejoining the brotherhood and losing their horn on asteroid M during the magneto protocols . She goes on a villain arc due to this as her horns are incredibly important to her , before joining briefly with the X-men and reuniting with Molimo . After this they become more of their own character and aren’t really a part of any particular organization , school , or group , and instead makes radical statements of anti-government and anti-mutant hate groups through extremist acts of art and protest , as well as some physical assaults on government officials and police .

they were originally made for the comics but after watching 97 I think I’m obligated to make them work for 97 as well . It may change a bit to accommodate for how she lost her horn since asteroid M and the magneto protocols take place when they would be 30 , so maybe they lost it somehow else .

tldr I love Kifah and they deserve the world .

[mishoarts]

more questions cuz you said it was okay and i want to interact with someone else instead of my own brain (its getting dark inside here)

who do you think will "turn into a phantom" first? Ashlyn said they are already starting to make phantom noises, so in your heard, who will lose control first? (i know they already did it in that arcade, but they were still conscious about everything)

i think it might be Aiden (obvious reasons) but i would love (cry) if it was Ben cuz even though he has angry issues no one is expecting to be him i guess

I always thought that if Aiden and Tyler died again together it's definitely Aiden to be a phantom first (we surely agree), 

it's not about 'who died first' (deaths play a role but aren't the only thing) there's the "negative" feelings, from this side Tyler's probably has the least amount of negative feelings amongst the team ( if anyone said he has his anger issues, no he doesn't and that's 85% reflection of his personality and worries), Logan had a big rush of negative feelings, Taylor had her's yet seemed more furious and "phantom"like. Then we have Aiden who might be FILLED with negative feelings, and we can't straight tell since he covers everything with silly words and a smile, he has alot of love to give and ready to kill real people for  those whom he loves with no hesitation ⚠️slight spoiler ⚠️ [and literally almost did.]

I think it'd be be Ben because if he gets real angry every emotion he has been feeling will explode at once making it the biggest rush of -feelings of them all, and it'll be more terrible if he dies.

+ Ben dying is the worst option, (not for us but for them), the only thing has been holding him from really hurting people was his kind heart (+Aiden), now imagine someone his size and strength with the powers and kill instinct of a phantom (straight up gg 💀)

Things we know would speed up the "mutation":

negative emotions 

Death

Rifts(?)

Things that are effected by the mutation :

physical look 

Body strength 

Sounds

The way of thinking ( tHe VoICeSs)

I think it's either Ben or Aiden, they got the biggest chance.

(but if you want something very unexpected it might be Logan but I highly doubt it  ☠︎) 

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I like your questions cuz it force me to write my thoughts in a very tidy way 🗿👍

-I said alot that I've gone far from the main question sorry but I had to -

+ I got you, GO FIGHT THE DARKNESS 🔦🔦

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