#slimav

[shiver-on-the-slab]

[calkale]

slimav 🐻🐻‍❄️

[paxdracona]

Slider is sooooo lucky Maverick was too bamboozled to knee him somewhere sensitive out of pure belligerent reflex :)

part 3 gazillion of making mav 3.5 apples high for my own amusement

so i saw a reel/tiktok/i forgot of someone doing the booktok lean and the shorter partner simply folding repeatedly. one comment went 'well my husband would say...', inspiring Slider's comment there :)

[kazanskyed]

mav, texting goose: I just walked into the club and someone yelled "DIBS"????

slider, texting ice from a bathroom stall: HELP IM SOOO FUCKFING DRUNK RN THIS HOT TWINK WALKED IN AN I YEKLED DIBS

[cannibalhellhound]

Slider carrying Mav on a Volley day because he should've stayed with them playing

Now, I absolutely love the idea of Mav being heavy because it makes sense since he's a soldier

But fuck it because here he's not human and to reach high speeds he needs to be light (kinda like bird bones are somehow hollow), and he's smol, so everyone picks him up

I have many regrets making Mav a peregrine falcon –all of them being the marks of the wings– but Slider is a bearded vulture and I love him

It's 3am, I'm still doing the thing, I just have ADHD and many dogs (Also they ate my drawing tablet pen and I can't do anything about it (McSobbing) so I'm stuck doing trad stuff

Btw @woodsywarbler I figured you'd like this

[fuddlewuddle]

Okay so thinking about Slider finding Mav crying tears of frustration in the locker room shower because his fingers just aren’t really long enough for him to give himself enough prostate stimulation to get off. Slider thinks he should be crying for a different reason and wrings at least two orgasms out of Mav with his fingers before his dick even enters the equation no matter how nice Mav sounds begging for it

Thank you for the fun prompt @oneelleandaneye

Hope you like what I did with it

https://archiveofourown.org/works/64202413

Mwah 💋

[avianii]

ok but when is it my turn to have a homoerotic relationship with my coworker who I pretend to hate

[zorromeo]

Mav: I think I'm bi.

Ice (hopeful): Which one?🥺

Mav: What do you mean?

Goose: He means if you're bisexual? Bilingual? Bipolar??

Sli: I know... A bitch.

[shiver-on-the-slab]

Slider Kerner is #1 repeat Maverick offender (calling Mav shortass / pipsqueak / shortstack / vertically challenged / etc.) BUT he is also the quickest to beat some sense into his best friend's thick spiky skull when Maverick just so much as looks sad after having an argument with Ice.

[bo0tleg]

I just heard someone say they've fucked on a bike. Like an actual motorcycle. And I feel like that's the type of Match My Freak Maverick would be.

I don't know what to do with this thought, however.

[nyree2712]

Top Gun - Incorrect Quote 90

Mav: So that’s my plan

Slider: Are you alright with constructive criticism? I don’t want to sound mean

Mav: No, go ahead, I want to hear it

Slider: It fucking sucks

Mav: That’s not constructive criticism

[calkale]

stinky

[cannibalhellhound]

Lmao @lannisterdaddyissues I woke up and this was done

[nobodys-hekatonchires]

Slider with his little model plane. Mav should have kissed him in that scene

[scarebats]

what’s up guys🔥🔥 pt. 2

[wngmn]

I don't think we as a fandom realize the potential a Golden Bachelor Icemav AU has

(totally not inspired by the fact that someone this season is a retired Navy Captain)

Ice as the Golden Bachelor, he came out later in life and his ex and his kids pushed him to participate

Candidates:

Mav (Bradley applied behind his back)

Slider (quickly realized he's not interested but flirts with everyone (for the drama)) (could also be a throuple situation)

Hollywood and Wolf but they promptly realize they're in love with each other

Cyclone and Warlock same story but with much more drama (Cyclone's crush on Ice is inevitable)

Cain as a the sleazy guy (every season needs someone that makes you ask what the producers were thinking)

All the other Flyboys + Cougar + fan favourite Savant ofc

Literally anyone else

I'd love a version with Mav as the GB too, a maybe a Bi version with all the guys, plus Hondo but also Charlie, Penny and whoever.

Always down for another side romance so Bradley visits the set and immediately antagonize that one stupidly handsome guy on the crew (it's Jake).

Is this the moment I admit I've never watched any iteration of the show?