I'm a fandom old who mostly reblogs stuff that she likes and occasionally throws her art on here. Top Gun, 911 (OG and LS) and Kingsman have consumed my fanlife at the moment, but there's still some SPN thrown in the mix every now and then ♥
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I love getting "post without tags?" on my stupidest ever posts. oh my god sorry tumblr how could i forget. #dust mite #wet nurse
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i was actually born 9 months premature. they had to give me to a dust mite as a wet nurse.
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Hey, Tumblr. Guess what. Relationships are defined by the people involved in them, and that's that. If people say they're friends, then they're friends. If people say they're dating, then they're dating. If they say it's a secret third thing, then that's what it is. Someone else's relationship isn't for you to decide.
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“Sex scenes aren’t art 😠” APOLOGIZE TO SENSE8 RIGHT NOW
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Most magical thing to happen to me:
There was a very friendly cat in our yard, no collar, didn't want to come inside, just hung around the yard. Didn't recognise him so I went looking in the missing pet Facebook group. After scrolling and scrolling I found a cat whose description matched our mystery visitor.
Messaged the woman, verified with pics that he had the cutest light brown freckles on his ears (otherwise completely white cat). Of course cat has now vacated the yard and I'm sweating. Woman arrives with two kids and I accompany them to the woods across our yard, mentally crossing my fingers.
Five steps in they start calling kitty's name and doing the pspspsps thing. And lo and behold, like a magical being this cat appears from behind a bush with a cheery 'mrrrp'. They pick him up and carry him to the car, almost have a mishap because he doesn't want to go in the carrier but ultimately they succeed.
They live across town so how kitty has managed to get all the way to us without getting flattened by a car remains a mystery but I'm very glad it all turned out okay ♡♡
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there's this word in Serbian 'vukojebina' which literally means 'the place where wolves go to fuck' but they use it to mean 'in the middle of nowhere'. it sure does the job well, but the visual stayed with me longer than I would have liked it to.
#cant think of a dutch equivalent but we used 'verweggistan' which translates to something like 'farawayistan' to convey something was#far away but not caring where exactly
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#a turkey bit me in the finger i poked through the fence when i was like 3#twice by a dog (once my fault because i petted it and didnt realise it didnt want me to and once not my fault because two fighting dogs#bumped into me and in the confusion one got me in the leg)#my own dog bit me during play a few times (not fast enough with waving a toy around)#my pet rats mistook my finger for food a few times and my birds bite me regularly (one is a bitch that loves biting and the others hate#getting picked up but sometimes theyre in trouble and i have to and then they bite lmao#and a lot of playful bites between the dozens of animals ive had over the years
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you know what? Fuck you. *turns your strong and stoic and serious character into a crying, traumatized, whimpering, curled up mess in the floor*
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when will we talk about the willful helplessness epidemic on here. So many people on this god forsaken website demand to have any and all things that exist outside their personal experiences directly, personally pre-chewed and spoonfed to them. And when you do, they'll then ask for you to swallow for them, too, because, you see, in THEIR experience..,
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Hello 🖤 If you like the idea, Ethan comfort eating ice cream at home, please. Love for you!!
Chose young Ethan for this one!
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MISSION IMPOSSIBLE TRAILER OUTTTT THOUGHTS OMG
MAN I KNOW OMG!! 😩 Can't believe I live in this reality, it feels surreal!! With a canon Benthan moment like that!! I'm all feelings, little thoughts cause this scene overshadows EVERYTHING for me <3 I am just a bit too crazy about them
BUT ALSO, I am probably completely fucking delusional but that man in handcuffs being led through the corridor looks so familiar to me. Sean Harris, I support you in no longer trusting these men but maybe they super promised to let him die finally????? This is hell, but I will never lose hope, I need to see Lane again. If they revisit the previous movies in MI8, it doesn't work without him.. just please, just put him IN 🔫
Bonus:
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