#yandere malewife

[suiana]

yandere! malewife who is indecisive and can't decide on whether he wants to love or hate (also love, just with insults added instead) you today.

imagine ur cute lil guy that you love going "you're such a horrible spouse i hate you, go die" out of nowhere then you bring up the divorce card and he goes all ballistic

"ugh i hate this. this is the third sandwich I've made for you today and-"

"let's get a divorce."

"if you divorce me i will fuck up your life so bad, manipulate you into thinking that I was the only good thing you had that you have no choice but to get back with me."

like this guy is actually insane. he will not leave you alone and he will actually commit all the atrocities he threatens to do.

"wow this guy looks hot af"

"who? this random on the internet? you like them?"

"yeah this guy is kinda cute ngl"

"why are you looking at him? i will steal his skin and wear it if you keep complimenting him. you only need me. actually, do you want me to look like him? huh? should i start working out? buy a whole new wardrobe? just say yes and I'll do it all for you."

you actually don't know why you married him if he was going to threaten you for every little thing you did. you can't even talk to someone else without him getting all mad and upset. maybe it's cause you secretly like the way he's obsessed over you.

or maybe he's just cute. you'll never know.

what you do know is that you like providing him with what he needs and being the person he relies on. well, tbh, you're pretty sure he's like some secret underground black market trader or something because he gets money from nowhere. money you didn't give him. but you trust what he says. if he says he didn't do it, he probably didn't, right?

"hey honey how come you have 300k more in your bank account? i haven't sent you your monthly allowance."

"i actually harvest people's organs and sell them in the black market."

"...really?"

"no haha just kidding! i just saved up physical cash that you gave me and forgot to put it in until today❤️"

"oh ok"

yeah, you love your malewife 😁👍

[iaminpainfr]

Imagine being the most pathetic darling on earth.

Silly, depressed work woman. Slightly a femcel.

Even the yanderes don't wanna get straight to sexy time, they gotta take care of you and all that. Cause you can even barely convince yourself to get up for work.

The conversation once they kidnap you would go like this:

Darling: *is literally bounded and tied to a chair* "wow, a boyfriend/girlfriend. I never had one, I'm too useless to have one... just don't expect any intercourse. Will you cook for me? Or bath me?"

Yandere: *utterly confused, because they just kidnapped darling and expected them to beg for her life* "I'm sorry, what??"

I feel like pathetic darling would just wear a slightly loosened white button blouse and slightly baggy black pants and shoes (and her socks don't even match).

She even constantly just stays up late, reading those fanfics. I'd also find it really funny if she's picky with relationships. Or yanderes.

Pathetic darling would be pissed at the yanderes who chains them, sexually active, commands them.

You don't mind the obsessive part. But NO! You're supposed to feed me! Take care of me! Cook for me! You're supposed to be MY male wife! Not bound me, gag me, and treat me like some pet! You're a horrible lover!

The ideal yandere darling would want would be a malewife. (Ex: like Thoma from genshin :>)

a sweet and loving yandere, who isn't... such a slut for her.

Darling would absolutely hate the CEO, mafia boss, and rich brat yanderes. All of them will walk all over you, only to just treat you like trash. Not good at all. Not good malewife material.

If not any of those things, if they don't spoil you, you'll just have to guilt trip them to hell. Of course, all yanderes want one thing, and it's disgusting.

As long as they're your wife, you can love them forever. Just don't leave them....

Any thoughts?

[lazy-gyu]

TAGS: NSFW , SUBMISSIVE TOP READER , GENTLE DOMINANT BOTTOM YANDERE , MALEWIFE YANDERE , OFFICE WORKER READER , SENSITIVE READER , BEEFY YANDERE , MDNI

♡ Malewife Yandere always greets you with a gentle smile. His hands held you so gently that you almost fell asleep in his embrace. His perfect husband working hard to feed and spoil him..he's so grateful to be your wife! his plump lips not forgetting to give you a sweet kiss on the cheek or a needy sloppy kiss just to let you know how much he missed you.

"Welcome home, my love."

"You’re finally back where you belong."

♡ Malewife Yandere could never be mad at you. He would constantly praise you when you do good things and gently scold you when you do bad things. He also hates seeing you teared up and crying because you messed up something.

"I'm so proud of you for trying, my darling. Let's fix this together, okay?"

♡ malewife yandere loves giving you his attention. It doesn't matter what he's doing, if you come to him and ask him for a kiss, he would gladly give you some. his hands would touch your weak spots when he claim your lips.

"Come here, you sweet little thing. Asking so sweetly… how could I ever deny you?"

♡ malewife yandere loves to hug you and bury your face on his big tits while you look up to him with your puppy eyes. Your arms wrapped around his waist with gentle possessiveness. He giggled at your actions, petting your head softly.

"It’s okay, my love. You can stay like this as long as you want. I don’t mind being your favorite thing in the world."

♡ malewife yandere who let's you do what you want with him when you're needy. His shirt discarded as you latched your mouth on his fat nipples. Sucking hungrily while grinding your clothed cock on his thighs. His eyes are fixated on the movie. His breath hitches whenever you tug his sensitive nipples.

"ah..my love.. don't get too rough, okay?"

♡ malewife yandere who tolerates you being a naughty boy for him. His body pinned on the couch with his thick thighs open with vulnerability. Your mouth is eating his fat pussy out like a starved man. His teeth biting his lower lip while he looked down on your kneeling form. his heart pounding loudly on his chest as he admired you. His sweet and innocent looking boy is so desperate for him...

"you're..ah~..doing such a..uh~ great job for me..~"

♡ malewife yandere who loves kissing you lovingly even after you just ate him out, praising you, calling you a good boy for pleasing him. His arms around your neck while your fingers stretch his sensitive pussy. Your face heating up as you sink your cock on his pink, fat pussy, your cum filled balls resting on his ass. Your hazy eyes looking at his bouncing tits while you impale his slicked heat with your cock. He can feel how tired you're getting so he switched positions with you and rode your cock like a bitch in heat. Him smothering your face with his tits while your eyes rolled back.. pleasure consuming your mind. Your hands are shaking and grabbing his ass trying to make him slow down but you can't form a single word because of the pleasure.

"You’ve been so good lately, haven’t you?"

"But I think you can do even better for me, can’t you? I want you to behave, to be a good boy… just for me."

"You’re mine to look after, and I know you want to make me proud, don’t you?"

"You’ll listen to me, won’t you?"

"Be a good boy and cum in my pussy."

[saccharinosis]

Different domestic Lovels I doodled on vc w/ the best homies in the world...

[luxthestrange]

TWST Incorrect quotes#428 ONLY RUGS

In Sam's Shop

Sam: kiss marry kill but it has to be the people in the room

Yuu, seeing Ruggie walked in: Kiss Ruggie, Marry Ruggie

Sam: No...

Yuu:-and kill whoever gets in my way

Sam:-one will get in your way

Yuu Villain origin story when someone gets in their way...we want the male-wife

[androgynouspenguinexpert]

what a therapist does to a mf

[cooler-ian]

This is about the "Diavolo isn't a himbo" post @midnightsunnyday He feels to me like he has no consistency, everyone reads him differently -

(More than the other characters, yes including Lucifer, ppl who hate Lucifer are usually aware of his “softer” character traits but choose to dislike his core personality, like me lol-). He's hyper intelligent, but he's a big dumby, but he's ~sexily seductive~ but he's a baby/manchild that is wildly incapable of taking care of himself without his malewife of a butler, but he's so “thoughtful” and """sees everything""". Barbatos sees him like a god apparently but he's such a dumbass-. All of these are true and contradictory traits that Dia shows throughout the events and main story (Events more so). He's a walking paradox, sometimes its jarring how he switches it up, so consistently. Do we remember how smooth he acted in the VR capture the flag event? (The one where Mc is the flag) all his “my dear” and smooth talking it came out of nowhere, I was pleasantly surprised but the way no other character was like "hey wait wtf?" No, they just act as if he's always acted like that, at least while he was being a menace they reacted even slightly naturally, but when he's just out of character they're just like, "ya there he is"

My theory is, Diavolo is a strangely multifaceted character in an anime dating game with 11 other characters. These other characters require their own characterization, you can't choose routes, so all of them have to be featured in every event. Speaking of- the events are short and to make this character fit in with these (surprisingly) equally multifaceted characters they pick out one of his character traits and flanderized it to hell and back for one event and pick another the next. But anyways ya I love him, what do you guys think?

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[kachinga12]

Tonnio in maid outfit

[kalopsiavn]

the characters at some point would like to start a family with MC?

Cain would be down for getting married but he isn't sure about having children. He feels like he will be a bad father. But if you convince him enough, he might reconsider. Aiden is more than happy to start a family with you. His own family was...not the best. He will try his best to be a good parent and let his children live the childhood that he couldn't have. Isaiah is probably the most eager to start a family. His dad wasn't the best to him. He learned from his dad's failure to be a good father and will do anything for his family. Haruto would rather not get strings attached. But deep inside, he kinda also wishes to slow down with his lifestyle and have a domestic life. He would want one or two kids. Axel is also really eager to start a family. They would take all the responsibilities on themself and overwork :( but they will try their best to be a good spouse and parent .

[dimdiamond]

SANDA SPOILERS AHEAD ⏬️

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Obsessed actually with the dynamic of Santa squad

[mitta-likes-moths]

Guys I think I’m almost ready to post my Trolls fan fiction

Guys I started writing yandere Trolls headcanons on a whim

Guys I think my marbles are straight up gone by this pount

Guys I’m gonna finish those headcanons and I’m gonna make them good

[minevn]

Hoshi the piercing twin and Habiki the tattoo twin...

Hoshi is alt and Habiki is goth? a slay period if you ask me

Hoshi might also possibly have long hair now, I got to them too(All my men gotta have long hair that I want to bury my hand and face into) When I finish all of the concepts I GOTTA post em

[carnivorousyandeere]

Paths for the Crime Parents

CW: yandere, manipulation, cheating (it turns polyam in the end, but still… red flags babyyy)

The Mom’s Assistant at the shell company/her day job; she becomes obsessed with you. Firing her assistant and making you take their place, firing anyone who looks at you too long or gives you trouble. Her home life had been strained from her work, but now with her focus on you her work life was suffering too. It was becoming unbearable. The pressure, the guilt of her feelings for you… it feels horrible, knowing she may be betraying her kids and loving husband at home.

Live-in Nanny— the Dad falls for you, but feels less guilty about potentially cheating on his spouse then she does. He loves his wife, but she’s so “focused on work,” that he believes she’s already cheating anyway. So what’s the harm if he does too? Before he knows it, he’s head over heels and can’t imagine life without you. And your life is entwined with theirs, now. If you try to leave, he’ll shamelessly use his kids’ love for you to guilt you into staying.

Despite their more strained relationship towards each other in recent years, neither is angry when they find the other cheating with you. No matter who you met first or how you met them. The other understands immediately. You’re irresistible— of course their spouse was enamored with you. Their own feelings quickly follow suit. Together, the couple is an even more effective powerhouse, keeping you trapped, reliant on them… making you want to stay with them.

[dreamsforthedamned]

Something Something my faggy ass only being attracted to cool concepts of women making all my female ocs be completely insane

[turnthepagevn]

He'll help, but he's going to "help" in such a way that fosters MC's dependence on him.

I'm no expert, but would that just make things worse

Yes.

[yandereocs]

Zacks that one adio that's like "People be like "Bro how'd you bag a baddy?" Nah they picked me up and threw me over their shoulder and I don't plan on leaving" with us

* I had to search up the audio BUT YEAHHH THIS IS SO REAL HAHA