#Dick Barret

[stairnaheireann]

#OTD in 1922 – Anti-Treaty forces abandon The Four Courts in Dublin which was bombarded for two days under the orders of Michael Collins.

Anti-Treaty commander in the Four Courts, Paddy O’Brien is wounded by shrapnel. Ernie O’Malley assumes command. In the morning there is a truce to remove the wounded. Shortly afterward, a massive explosion destroys the western wing of the Four Courts and the Irish Public Records Office along with it. Forty advancing Free State troops were seriously injured. It was alleged by the National Army…

[snorzyy]

THE COMPLETELY MADE UP ADVENTURES OF DICK TURPIN HAS RENEWED FOR A SECOND SEASON LETS GOOOO🙏🙏 PRAYING WE GET A JULIEN CAMEO IN THE NEXT SEASON !! :3

[delusionalrobot]

on my phone during the supernova cutscene to let sephiroth know i dont respect him

[rwac96]

The Seven Stages of 🐓 Shock (Dolphin Knight)

*Tifa Lockhart and Jaune Arc were in the supply closet of the Seventh Heaven, the former unbuckling the latter's belt*

Tifa: "C'mon, Jaune. I know intimacy can be...much, but you can trust me."

Jaune: *blushing* "Just a heads up, Teef." *gulps* "I'm a grower."

Tifa: *unbuckles the belt* "Sure you are." *unbuttons Jaune's jeans* "You're just being modest--."

*Tifa tugs down Jaune's jeans, and she is smacked by the swordsman's thick, veiny, and throbbing manhood*

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(image by SilentTandem)

STAGE 1: SHOCK

Tifa: *blinks, momentarily speechless* "Oh, my God!"

Jaune: *grimaces* "I warned ya..."

Tifa: "E-Enormous! Enormous cock!"

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STAGE 2: CONFUSION

Tifa: "I...How did you walk with this?!"

Jaune: *sweats* "Tifa..."

Tifa: "How did you fit this in your jeans!?"

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STAGE 3: EVIDENCE GATHERING

*Tifa uses her right forearm to compare Jaune's cock with*

Jaune: *blinks* "Don't you usually have measuring tape?"

Tifa: *studies* "Aerith's using it."

*She silently counts, then her eyes widen in realization*

Tifa: *gulps* "Oh, shit! Ten Inches..."

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STAGE 4: BARGANING

Tifa: *nervous* "You and Pyrrha are close...I thought you two--."

Jaune: "We're friends, Teef. Though, Pyr looked upset when I told her I was coming here."

Tifa: *moves her eyes up and down* "I-I'm a lucky girl..."

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STAGE 5: ANXIETY

Tifa: "Don't be nervous, Tifa! You're part of AVALANCHE! You've made moves against Shinra. You fought Sephiroth...and got badly hurt. Why the hell did I bring that up?!"

Jaune: "Ya fought Yang, who's not as strong as that guy."

Tifa: *deadpan* "Barret had to separate us."

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STAGE 6: RESOLVE

Tifa: *takes a deep breath* "Okay, no more delay!"

*The dark brunette then stands up, placing her hands on Jaune's shoulders*

Jaune: "Uh, wait? You're not gonna do oral--?"

Tifa: *confident* "I wanna see how good it stretches me. So, fuck me!"

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STAGE 7: ACCEPTANCE

Platt!Platt!Platt!Platt!--!!

Tifa: *moans* "Oh, fuck! Yes~💕!"

*Tifa is bent over one of the barrels, Jaune ramming his hips back and forth against her rear, pumping his dick in and out*

Jaune: *thrusts, grunts* "Hnngh, Tifaaahhh~💕!!"

Tifa: *moans louder* "Aaaahh~💕!! Don't stooop~💕!! Go to town on my pusssy--OOOOHHH~💕!!!"

Pwalp!Pwalp!Pwalp!Pwalp!--!!

[demialwrites]

Former AVALANCHE/Turk Reader x ff7

HCs for when they find out you used to be the enemy.

Barret - Turk Reader

Pre AC (Advent Children)

You might think it's automatic breakup, but it depends on how long you've been together

It's especially favorable for you if you've been along for the hunt for Sephiroth for a while without betraying the group to Shinra

You and Vincent make a good team when it comes to espionage against the Turks and Shinra, especially since you'll have more up-to-date info than Vincent. It gives Barret great satisfaction to stick it to 'em

Sometimes he has doubts about you but he feels guilty and will probably admit to it and apologize during a moment of rest

If you helped drop the plate, it's over. Let the man cry. He's gonna carry on with the adventure

Post AC

Again, it depends on how long you've been together

Huge, huge bonus points if Marlene has taken to you. Because then it's a break from her, as well. He really wants stability for her

He'll have a really hard time justifying continuing the relationship if you were involved in dropping the plate, especially since that means you were hiding it until now

If he breaks up with you, his heart is just as broken as yours

Rufus Shinra - AVALANCHE Reader

Pre AC

It's likely that he'll break up with you unless you can prove you've got something useful for him

If you can help track AVALANCHE, minor brownie points

He's very slow to trust a romantic partner so dropping this truth on him will probably put him in a sour mood and he may lash out a bit. Or he may just go cold and shut you out

His presidency has not gone well and he doesn't want more stress and uncertainty

If he hasn't done that, and you have some of the necessary skills, perhaps he'll have you join the Turks. He can keep an eye on you better. You can slowly earn his trust back. If you get hurt this way, he'll get angry at himself

Post AC

It doesn't matter as much what you did before

It matters more that you're committed to helping him with his current projects

You should make an effort to get along with his Turks, though

Major bonus points if you were around while he was sick with geostigma

If he has any lingering doubts, be patient and he may eventually try to talk it out with you

Tseng - AVALANCHE Reader

Pre AC

When you tell him, it's clear he's feeling some kind of way: angry, sad, or conflicted. Maybe all three? But the silence stretches so long that it's uncomfortable and you wish you were arguing loudly instead

It's not that he wants to breakup with you but he doesn't feel like his life is his, so he leaves without confirming either way

It's a dick move and he knows it. However, he can't leave well enough alone. He keeps tabs on you from afar, hoping something changes and he can try to come back

Post AC

He is surprised you want to stay with him. After Shinra collapsed, there's much less for him to offer you (he definitely took a pay cut). And most of his time is spent helping Rufus

Give it time and these boys (and Elena) will probably realize there's more to life than living how things were before Meteorfall

If someone who used to be a part of an organization that opposed Shinra wants to be with him, perhaps it'll give him the courage to open up about why he's repressed most of his feelings for so long

There's clearly sadness and shame inside and if you're lucky, you can help him through it

Tifa - Turk Reader

Pre AC

She's more lenient than Barret but she also can't abandon her found family if they reject you, saying they don't trust you

She can recall all the good memories you've had together, squeeze your hands, and ask you to wait for her

It's a tearful farewell, with you wishing you could come along and help, even if just to support her. She's strong but she's also got a weak side that you want to protect

If you can convince them to let you tag along, she will eventually convince them to be friendly. After saving the world, they'll become your found family, too

Post AC

She may be distant for a while, busying herself with her bar

If her long-time friend, Cloud, refuses to have anything to do with you, she's torn but

She'll come around eventually if you prove that you don't have any bad intentions and intend to stick by her

If you want the same things as her in a relationship, you've found your best girl for life. Work with her at the bar until you retire

Reno - AVALANCHE Reader

Pre AC

Reno's response is most likely to continue the relationship mostly because "why the fuck not?" ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ He's already this deep

If he gets caught, he'll get in trouble, so he's extra careful when meeting up with you. He was already being discreet so he gets extra sneaky

He does tell Rude, reluctantly. Since Rude was taken advantage of by an active AVALANCHE member in Before Crisis, he's very skeptical that this is a good idea

Step a toe out of line, however, and it's over. Reno isn't going to go against his boss and his best friend

Fights extra recklessly for a while because the man is upset

Post AC

Honestly, who gives a fuck? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ I think the most he'll feel is a little guilty. He knows what he's done over his lifetime

He'll be curious how you can reconcile having been part of AVALANCHE and then switch to dating a Turk

When you explain that AVALANCHE could sometimes be just as violent as the Turks, it eases his conscious but only a little

[tehrevving]

Vincent Valentine Week Day 2 - Technology

Vincent gets a phone.

Warnings: Mildly suggestive (lewd emojis)

You regret volunteering to help Vincent get a phone. You should have just let someone else handle it, someone less likely to give into his ridiculous whims. You had planned to just go into the store and get him the cheapest, dumbest phone you could find. He’s completely useless with technology, a combination of not having kept up with its innovations and his unique physiology.

Instead of everything going to plan though, Vincent is standing in front of some high end special edition monstrosity, covered in swirling red and silver. It would suit him of course, but you’re the one that’s going to have to deal with it being too complicated for him to use. You’re shaking your head, completely exasperated while the poor store assistant looks on at the both of you utterly confused.

“That’s a full blown smartphone Vincent,” you sigh. “I really think you should just get something basic to start with. You know you’re going to struggle to use it.”

He levels you a look that would send weaker mortals running for the hills, unfortunately for him, you’re used to his shenanigans.

“Don’t be like that,” you chide. “You remember the microwave right? The door at that hotel? The vending machine?”

“This one,” he states, clearly and succinctly.

You sigh, knowing that you’re not going to be able to change his mind. “Fine,” you grit out. “Fine. Fine.” You turn to the shop assistant, their jaw almost on the floor. “This one please. He’ll pay for the phone, but can you just add him to my plan?”

It’s an excruciating few hours later and you’re still sitting with Vincent, regretting all of your life decisions up to his point as you show him how to use the phone. You’ve downloaded all the basic apps he’ll need and explained to him how to make a call and check the maps. You’ve written instructions in the notes app too, but you’re not sure if he’ll be able to remember how to access them. You also went into settings and gave yourself the ability to track his location. You don’t plan to stalk him, but you think it’ll come in handy.

You’ve taught him how to send messages, how the on screen keyboard works and how it doesn’t work with his gloves. You hadn’t even realised he would have to type with one hand, you’re just thankful his hands are big enough to span the entire screen. You’ve shown him emojis and gifs, just so he knows they exist. You think that’s almost everything.

You sigh and press the home button, sending him back to the main screen. “Send me a message,” you order gently.

You watch as he slowly but correctly navigates through the various menus, selects your name and then types out a message. Your phone pings:

Vincent Valentine: Hello.

You’re not going to laugh at the capital letter and full stop, that’s completely fine. You quickly type out a reply:

You: 👅🍆

He tilts his head as he reads the message flashing on the screen on his new phone. “What does that mean?” he asks, sounding extremely confused.

You turn to face him. “What do you think it means?” you tease.

His forehead wrinkles up with confusion and it’s adorable. “You would like to,” he pauses, sounding completely unsure. “Lick vegetables?”

Barret snickers loudly from the other side of the room.

You can’t help but laugh too. “No.”

You lean up and tap gently on Vincent’s arm. He knows what that means and leans down, placing his ear by your lips. “It means,” you whisper, tone teasing, “that I want to suck your dick.”

Vincent pulls back to his full height. He hums, tilting his head at his phone screen, studying your message. “I see,” he murmurs and turns his phone away from you, scrolling something on the screen.

You wait, relaxing against him. You’re going to need a drink tonight, multiple drinks. You like him, you care about him of course, but sometimes it’s really difficult to be patient with him. Your phone buzzes and you look at it:

Vincent Valentine: 👅 🍑

You can’t help the loud burst of laughter that escapes you. Vincent looks down at you with an extremely confused and concerned expression. Honestly that just makes you cackle harder. “That was good. A really good try,” you reassure him. “Unfortunately that means something else.” You beckon him down again and whisper in his ear. “That means that you want to eat ass.”

He draws back, his face completely scrunched up with confusion. “Why does that have shorthand?” he trails off, often confused by modern sexual slang. “Would you like that? Should we be doing that?”

You squeak and bury closer to him with embarrassment, shaking your head. “No it’s fine,” you stammer.

He chuckles, hand ruffling your hair gently. “Then how do I say what I meant?”

You pull away with a sigh and start scrolling through more emojis.

You’re lying in bed that night about to sleep when your phone buzzes unexpectedly. You grab it, finding a message:

Vincent Valentine: Goodnight. 😘

You can’t help but smile, quickly sending a similar response. Maybe him having a phone will be worth it, despite how much pain it’s going to cause you.

[wu-sisyphus-gang]

Barret: Who was worse? Socrates with his questions or Diogenes with his answers?

Cloud: Diogenes. 100% Diogenes. Diogenes once whipped his dick out at a party and started masturbating to prove a point.

[enigmaticspy]

Barret Wallace comes off as a dick when we 1st meet him, dont he? But he's a teddy bear that'll f*@k you up if you're threatening the planet or his daughter

[little-black-dress-zack-fair]

Barret: I thought you'd be taller.

Cloud: And I thought you'd be less of a dick. Looks like we're both full of disappointments.

[bigboobshaunt]

Alright then, here's the characters, the weapons they use (that's a contributing factor, I'd say), and some details whenever I consider it necessary.

First off, Gwin Evans, 24 years old who uses long swords and assault rifles:

Doug Barret, 30 years old, who uses photon sabres (basically light sabres) and rayguns (also, voiced by Patrick Seitz)

Lao, 31 years old, the Sad™ widower who uses a sniper rifle and javelin (voiced by Matt Mercer)

L'cirufe, the tallest playable character bar none, who uses shields and psycho launchers (kinda like the orbitars in KIU)

Kentaro Nagi, 57 years old, who wields longswords and gattlings guns - the resident Dunban-like swordmaster

Phog Christoph, 24 years old, who uses dual swords and dual guns (also very likely neurodivergent)

Frye Christoph, 30 years old, older brother of Phog, uses gattling guns and longswords, enjoys drinking about as much as Gregor Fire Emblem

Hector Bumwhistle Birthwhistle, or H.B. for short, 28 years old, uses shields and assault rifles

Also of note with H.B. is the Superior Form™:

Bozé Lowes, 54 years old, uses javelins and sniper rifles. Also derogatory, personally.

Yelv (just Yelv, really), 22 years old, uses photon sabres and rayguns. Also enthusiastically calls the player avatar "pardner".

And lastly, Jack Vandham, who's not actually playable and 48 years old.

This is the second time I am answering this because my workplace wifi died as I was publishing it. These are my ratings, which don't mean anything, followed by short commentary.

Gwin: Very Fuckable, acts like he wants to be friends with benefits but always catches feelings. Would I reciprocate? Who knows?

Doug: HOT, we love a guy with a deep voice and light sabers and big guns. It does not get better than that. Hung and everyone can tell.

Lao: Not My Type, but I can easily see him causing multiple fans some terrible mental illnesses. "How big is that dick?" "Small, leave me alone"-type of guy.

L'cirufe: Attractive, monster fans need their rights respected. His face card is NOT declining.

Nagi: HOT. Resident old man whose cervix is being done crazy things to on twitter (or should be). Hung and don't ask me how I can tell.

Phoggot: Eh. Good for him on the neurodivergence but you can meet multiple twinks who look like him at any nightclub.

Frye: Intriguing, looks like someone who lead an interesting life and could surprise you in bed. Further research is needed.

Hbirthwhistleguy: Not My Type, but I'm sure he has quite a reach with fans. I support his Bayonetta 2 cosplay endeavors.

Bozé: Eh, this man will leave you and pretend the child isn't his. Have I played this game and do I know what this guy is about? No, but it had to be said.

Yelv: No, thank you. We have Shulk at home. That man is not 22.

Jack: I Love Arm. I could see him being a secret softie in bed. Spoils you to make up for feelings of inadequacy.

[menstitsbracket]

A Big Announcement!

Votin's been closed for the past few hours, and after long deliberatin', we've come to an agreement on the roster, as nominated by y'all! Without any further hullabaloo, I wanna introduce y'all to the seeds, as follows!

Dennis Reynolds, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia

James T. Kirk, Star Trek

Dan Cain, Reanimator

Ronald "Mac" McDonald, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia

Clark Kent, Superman

Jonathan Joestar, JoJo's Bizarre Adventure

Jean-Pierre Polnareff, JoJo's Bizarre Adventure

Kazuma Kiryu, Yakuza

Genjirou Tanigaki, Golden Kamuy

Steve Rogers, Captain America

Harry de Bois, Disco Elysium

Nicholas D. Wolfwood, Trigun

Joseph Joestar, JoJo's Bizarre Adventure: Stardust Crusaders

Elim Garak, Star Trek: Deep Space Nine

Sakata Gintoki, Gintama

Chidi Anagonye, The Good Place

Yamato, One Piece

Dio Brando, JoJo's Bizarre Adventure

Ash Williams, Evil Dead

Ryuji Goda, Yakuza

Logan "Wolverine" Howlett, X-Men

Geralt of Rivia, the Witcher

Shockwave, Transformers

Spock, Star Trek

Izzy Hands, Our Flag Means Death

Serizawa Katsuya, Mob Psycho 100

Dick Gumshoe, Ace Attourney

Big Boss, Metal Gear Solid

Kaiman, Dorohedoro

Iron Bull, Dragon Age

All that bein' said, we've got a few honorable mentions!

Martin K. Blackwood

Doc Ock

Venom Snake

Kojirou "Joe" Nanjo

Roronoa Zoro

Xemnas

Lexaeus

Sam Winchester

Bruce "Batman" Wayne

Terry Bogard

Nandor the Relentless

Alucard

Toji Fushiguro

Jirou Tomitake

Barret Wallace

Colossus

Shimada Death

Sig Curtis

All Might

Chris "Peacemaker" Smith

Senshi

Guts

Son Goku

Johnny Bravo

And finally, in no particular order, the TWELVE (12) men that'll be competin' for the spots of Wildcard #1 and Wildcard #2! The votin' for these two'll be startin' at about 10 PM Central Time, so keep your eyes on that, y'hear? We just couldn't decide between these utter specimens of heavage, so we're lettin' 'em ALL in, and y'all gotta figure it out for y'allselves.

The Wildcard Candidates are:

N'Jadaka "Erik" Killmonger, Black Panther

Shannan, Fire Emblem

Uzui Tengen, Demon Slayer

Chris Redfield, Resident Evil

Blade, Blade

Belial, Grandblue Fantasy

Gladiolus Amacitia, Final Fantasy

Surtr, Tokyo Afterschool Summoners

Askr, Fire Emblem

Sang-Hwa, Last Train to Busan

Mitch "Muscle Man" Sorenstein, Regular Show

Sol Badguy, Guilty Gear

I wanna thank y'all for your mighty fine support up 'till now, and I humbly request y'all wait just a bit longer before the real main event! See y'all later, and rest easy.

Also, an annoyed shout-out to the one who sent in Al-Haitham. Disqualified.

[spicyoftheearth]

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hieeeeeeee~ I’m Molly. This is my blog for self ship stuff

(*・ω・)ﾉ

DNI if pr0ship/c0mship/A+m shipper/inc_st shipper/etc

I’ll post art sometimes under the tag # mollyart

FO’s List!!

＼(★^∀^★)／  ~Penultimate FO’s~ ＼(★^∀^★)／

Hellboy (tagged/helly}

Goon (The Goon)

Dick Dastardly (both WR and ScoobMovie)

Buzz Lightyear (2022)

ლ(･ω･*ლ)  Other Main FO’s!! ლ(･ω･*ლ)

Sam (samandmax)

Smiley Bone (tagged/smolly)

Goofy (KH)

Phil Philips (tagged/millips)

Stanley Pines (Not pictured)

Wreck-it Ralph(tagged Rally)

John Silver (TrPl)

Dennis the Assassin

The Monarch

Brock Samson

Vinny ATLE

Doc Ock

Dr Drakken

Saltbaker

Director Clavell

Steiner

Luigi

Ganondorf

Wade Ripple

Barret Wallace

[just-an-enby-lemon]

I doubly pleased because both I knew Wilde was working with Barret from the letter alone but also because he sounds just soo done this whole episode. I genuinally think he sounded less done in Damascus while activaly dying from cursed insomnia than he does this episode. I swear I could only imagine him with his head on the tabble giving up during most of Barret's explanation.

Btw I have to commend him, what a characther development going from the guy no one likes and is deservedly verbally attacked by the party to being not only saw as one of the party but be attacking the guy no one likes with them. He finally got to partake on the old tradition of "let's shit on Wilde Barret for being a criptic dick". And I'm soo proud of him.

[ofdarkestdesires]

The Canon Muse List of Of Darkest Desires and Darkest Desires Erotica

So many people have been asking about this...for years now. I specifically don't list the canon characters that I write for because that list is lengthy, and changes with the wind and my personal muse. However, since it is a new year, I suppose it's time we did a full canon character list for this blog. And, as an added note, I will also add at the end of each section notable OC muses that belong to these specific worlds.

Quick key before we get to the list, though: if a character is one of my favorites, they will be bolded and colored. If a character can be written genderswapped, they will be italicized. If a character is written non-canonically, they will be struck-through.

Avatar: Aang, Katara, Sokka, Prince Zuko, Toph Beifong, Suki, Jet, Azula, Mai, Ty-Lee, Princess Yue, Kyoshi, Korra, Mako, Bolin, Asami Sato, Kuvira

Bleach: Ichigo Kurosaki, Rukia Kuchiki, Orihime Inoue, Yasutora "Chad" Sado, Uryu Ishida, Tatsuki Arisawa, Yoruichi Shihoin, Kisuke Urahara, Kukaku Shiba, Sosuke Aizen, Rangiku Matsumoto, Toshiro Hitsugaya, Sui-Feng, Shunsui Kyoraku, Nanao Ise, Isane Kotetsu, Yachiru Retsu Unohana, Isshin Shiba-Kurosaki, Neliel tu Odelschwanck, Grimmjow Jaegerjacques, Tia Harribel, Francheska Mila Rose, Ulquiorra Cifer, Coyote Starrk, Lisa Yadomaru, Mashiro Kuna, Kensei Muguruma, Kirio Hikifune, Bambietta Basterbine, Meninas McAllon, Candice Catnipp // Ryuko Yorukitai

Critical Role: Vax'ildan, Vex'ahlia, Keyleth, Grog Strongjaw, Percy De Rolo, Pike Trickfoot, Scanlan Shorthalt, Allura Vysoren, Kima, Cassandra De Rolo, Delilah Briarwood, Sylas Briarwood, Caleb Widogast, Nott the (Thicc) Brave, Veth Brenatto, Jester Lavorre, Fjord Stone, Beauregard Lionette, Mollymauk Tealeaf, Kingsley Tealeaf, Yasha Nydoorin, Essek Theylyss, Reini, Queen Leylas Kryn, Imogen Temult, Laudna, Ashton Greymoore, Orym, Dorian Storm, Fearne Calloway // Scourge Maelstrom, Twilight Obsidia, Verdexis Sylvain

DC Comics: Bruce Wayne (Batman), Dick Greyson (Nightwing), Jason Todd (Red Hood), Barbara Gordon (Batgirl), Harley Quinn, Poison Ivy, Selina Kyle (Catwoman), Clark Kent (Superman), Lois Lane, Supergirl, Powergirl, Starfire, Blackfire, Rachel Roth (Raven), Princess Diana (Wonderwoman), Darkseid, Aquaman

Disney: Princess Jasmine, Genie, Jafar, Aladdin, Mulan, Esmeralda, Nani Pelekai, Moana, Maui, Queen Elsa, Pocahontas, Princess Ariel, Ursula, Merida, Princess Kida, Megara, Jessica Rabbit, Kim Possible, Shego, Pacifica Northwest, Dipper Pines, Mabel Pines, Wendy Corduroy, Eda Clawthorn, Lilith Clawthorn, Amity Blight, Luz Noceda, Willow, Hunter, Helen Parr, Violet Parr

Fairy Tail: Natsu Dragneel, Lucy Heartfilia, Gray Fullbuster, Erza Scarlet, Wendy Marvell, Mirajane Strauss, Lisanna Straus, Cana Alberona, Juvia Lockster, Gajeel Redfox, Laxus Dreyar, Ultear Milkovich, Jellal Fernades, Minerva Orland, Sting Eucliff, Rogue Cheney, Yukino Agria, Sorano "Angel" Agria, Erik "Cobra", Irene Belserion, Brandish // Nyx Sylvain

Final Fantasy: Tifa Lockhart, Cloud Strife, Aerith Gainsborough, Barret Wallace, Jessie Raspberry, Yuffie, Scarlet, Sephiroth

Harry Potter: Harry Potter, Hermione Granger, Luna Lovegood, Neville Longbottom, Draco Malfoy, Pansy Parkinson, Daphne Greengrass, Susan Bones, Hannah Abbot, Cho Chang, Parvati Patil, Padma Patil, Lavender Brown, Bellatrix Lestrange, Nymphadora Tonks, Fleur Delacour, Fred and George Weasley, Ginny Weasley, Remus Lupin, Sirius Black, Voldemort // Romulus Antares Lestrange-Black

Marvel Comics: Spider-Man (Peter Parker), Spider-Gwen, Miles Morales, Black Cat (Felicia Hardy), Mary-Jane Watson, Scarlet Witch (Wanda Maximoff), Black Widow (Natasha Romanoff), Iron Man (Tony Stark), Captain America (Steve Rogers), She-Hulk (Jennifer Walters), Wolverine (Logan), Wolverine (X-22), Kitty Pride, Thor, Loki, Jean Grey, Storm, Rogue, Wasp (Janet Van Dyne), Nebula, Black Panther (T’challa), Black Panther (Shuri), Captain Marvel

My Hero Academia: Izuku Midoriya, Katsuki Bakugou, Toshinori Yagi (All Might), Ochako Uraraka, Momo Yaoyorozu, Todoroki Shoto, Mina Ashido, Kirishima Ejirou, Tsuyu Asui, Toru Hagakure, Yu Takeyama (Mt Lady), Nemuri Kayama (Midnight), Rumi Usagiyama (Miruko), Mei Hatsume, Itsuka Kendo, Camie Utsushimi, Keigo Takama (Hawks), Nejire Hado, Himiko Toga, Dabi, Nomu // Tetsuga Bushido (Iron Midknight)

Naruto: Naruto Uzumaki, Sakura Haruno, Sasuke Uchiha, Kakashi Hatake, Shikamaru Nara, Choji Akimichi, Ino Yamanaka, Hinata Hyuuga, Kiba Inuzuka, Shino Aburame, Kurenai Yuhi, Tenten Higurashi, Anko Mitarashi, Tsunade Senju, Gaara no Sabaku, Temari no Sabaku, Kankuro no Sabaku, Tayuya, Orochimaru, Mei Temuri, Raikage Ei, Samui, Mabui, Yugito Nii, Konan, Kushina Uzumaki

Nintendo: Princess Zelda (SS/TP/BotW), Link (BotW), Ganondorf (TP/BotW Rehydrated), Impa (SS/Warriors), Midna, Urbosa, Riju, Mipha, Sidon, Paya, Purah, Robbie, Princess Peach, Bowser, Bowsette, Princess Daisy, Pauline, Donkey Kong, Luigi, Samus Aran

One Piece: Nami, Nico Robin, Yamato, Boa Hancock, Luffy D. Monkey, Portgas D. Ace, Trafalgar Law, Roronoa Zoro

Pokemon: Red, Blue, Green, Yellow, Misty, Lt. Surge, Sabrina, Lorelei, Bruno, Lance, Giovanni, Gold, Silver, Krystal, Whitney, Jasmine, Clair, Karen, Brenden, May, Roxanne, Brawley, Flannery, Winona, Tate, Liza, Maxie, Archie, Admin Shelly, Admin Courtney, Phoebe, Drake, Steven, Wallace, Lucy, Anabel, Lucas, Dawn, Cheryl, Gardinia, Fantina, Volkner, Commander Mars, Commander Jupiter, Lucian, Cynthia, Hilbert, Hilda, Rosa, Ashley (B/W Mom), Lenora, Cheren, Bianca, Roxie, Elesa (B2W2), Skyla, Brayden, N, Caitlyn, Grimsley, Shauntal, Marshall, Iris, Professor Kukui, Professor Burnet, Olivia, Guzma, Lusamine, Sonia, Leon, Bede, Marnie, Nessa, Kabu, Bea, Gordie, Melony, Raihan, Oleanna, Klara, Honey, Burgundy (Scar/Vi Mom), Cylene, Adaman, Irida, Arezu, Mai, Ingo, Palina, Gaeric, Lady Cogita, Nemona, Penny, Arvin, Dendra, Saguaro, Raifort, Brassius, Katy, Iono, Tulip, Grusha, Professor Sada, Professor Turo, Mela, Giacomo, Atticus, Eri

RWBY: Ruby Rose, Weiss Schnee, Blake Belladonna, Yang Xiao-Long, Jaune Arc, Nora Valkyrie, Pyrrha Nikos, Lie Ren, Glynda Goodwitch, Professor Ozpin, Cardin Winchester, Coco Adel, Fox Alistair, Velvet Scarletina, Yatsuhashi Daichi, Roman Torchwick, Cinder Fall, Emerald Sustrai, Mercury Black, Neopolitan, Hei Xiong, Miltia Malachite, Melanie Malachite, May Zedong, Arslan Atlan, Sun Wukong, Adam Taurus, Qrow Branwen, Raven Branwen, Taiyang Xiao-Long, Summer Rose, James Ironwood, Salem, Oscar Pine, Kali Belladonna, Ghira Belladonna, Sienna Khan, Ilia Amiitola, Saphron Cotta-Arc, Terra Cotta-Arc, Winter Schnee, Willow Schnee, Harriett Bree, Elm Ederne // Stark Ryker/Fall, Fenris Silbern, Russet "Rusty" Vulcan, Hozukimaru Wukong, Cherrybomb Alistair, Baelfieyr Zirconia, Zephyr Zirconia-Nikos, Scarlet Zirconia-Nikos, Lupin Zirconia-Nikos, Bast Zirconia-Belladonna, Shrike Zirconia-Branwen, Kyrstal Zirconia-Schnee, Sirius Silbern, Orion Braith, Clay Taurus

Skyrim: Yngvelja Ashkeeper (Dragonborn), Serana Volkihar, Lydia, Aela the Huntress, Mjoll the Lioness, Maven Black-Briar, Astrid, Queen Elisif, Thalmor Ambassador Elenwen

Xenoblade: Shulk, Reyn, Fiora, Dunban, Sharla, Melia, Rex, Pyra, Mythra, Malos, Jin, Nia, Mòrag Ladair, Brighid, Vandham, Eunie, Mio // Gairic Dáraig

Other: Chel Dorado, Ember McClain, Desiree, Danny Phantom, Gwen Tennyson, Charmcaster, Ben Tennyson, Kevin Levin, Gwen (TDI), Courtney (TDI), Bridgette (TDI), Heather (TDI), Bulma Briefs, Android 18, Android 21, Bayonetta, Lara Croft, Daenerys Targaryen, Sansa Stark, Jon Snow, Melissandra, Sandor Clegane

[aokozaki]

Final Fantasy 7 Remake sucks dick and balls this combat design is awful. Your sheer damage potential means that "use a big attack" and "use a healing item" aren't really that equivalent, (especially because big attacks tend to give you more ATB), but they both cost a bar of ATB!

This means the combat system has a Xenoblade-esque problem of "momentum". Digging yourself out of a hole often requires so much resources that in between healing you'll have taken so much damage that you better heal again.

(Much like how in Xenoblade 1, low Party Tension makes it hard to recover, since Party Tension primarily affects... the sort of things you'd wanna do to build Tension...)

So like, purely hypothetically, a big boss monster might kill Barret, ouch. No worries though, that's why Phoenix Downs and Raise spells exist. So you pop one on him and - because he died standing right next to the boss - the boss proceeds to use the same attack, again, killing him again.

So you pull Tifa back so she can get another bar of ATB passively built up so you can try that again. Obviously staying close to this boss is a mistake, you've learned the rule of the fight now.

So then the boss does a jumping attack, closing the distance to Tifa and killing her too. Game over.

[transindulgence]

ADMIN: FORREST 🫒

HIIII! i'm forrest! i'm a 19 year old transmasc, i use he/they pronouns, and i have an unhealthy obsession with men whimpering

FANDOM LIST + CHARACTERS I'LL WRITE:

BALDUR'S GATE 3 Karlach, Wyll, Gale, Astarion, Halsin, Raphael/Harleep

FINAL FANTASY (VII) Cloud, Biggs, Wedge, Barret, Sephiroth

JUJUTSU KAISEN Gojo, Nanami, (i need to rewatch this but i'll update with more characters once i do!)

RESIDENT EVIL (3, 4, 8) Carlos, Jill; Leon, Ada, Luis; Lady Dimistrescu, Ethan

STARDEW VALLEY All of the bachelors

MISC. CHARACTERS Steve Harrington (Stranger Things), Kurt Kunkle (Spree), Mike Schmidt (FNAF movie), William Afton (FNAF movie)

THINGS I WILL/WON'T WRITE

YES!!!!!!! - NSFW WOOOO!!! I LOVE SEKS!!!! - gn!reader, transmasc!reader - afab genitalia (i don't have a dick so i have no idea how to write readers with a dick, i'm so sorry LMAO) - anything that isn't listed under NO

NO!!!!!!! - fem!reader - piss/scat/vomit/gore - non-con (consensual somnophilia and that type of stuff is fine!!) - knife play/gun play/stuff that can cause detrimental harm - any sort of pregnancy. i'll write breeding kink but it WILL be implied that reader Cannot get pregnant MY SPECIALTIES - sub/switch/dom reader!!! i'll do em all - hcs, drabbles, full fics