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trek-tracks · 1 year

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Variations on the Hanahaki trope:

Hamahocki: Deeply in love with a nearby farmer, you expectorate ham hocks until you're forced to confess

Hanahockey: Your love for your team is so strong that you cough up pucks until they win the Stanley Cup

HanaHockney: You hack out paint until you're forced to participate in the Pop Art movement (or possibly just pop)

Han-ahaki: You're made to spit flowers unless you admit that Han shot first

Hanatrekkie: Sorry, you have to confess your love for Star Trek if you want to stop growing Vulcan ears

Hanakhaki: Every day you wake up having regrown a new pair of beige cargo shorts. You can either make the necessary confession, or take a job at a fashion outlet for dorky dads.

Hannah-haki: Something something Miley Cyrus

Bananahaki: Unconfessed love for clown leads to dangerous banana peels everywhere

#hanahaki #hanahaki disease #fanfics #fic tropes #puns #bad puns with no purpose #hanahaki puns #star wars #star trek #hannah montana #david hockey #yeah she's not the only hannah but i didn't feel like making a joke about the banality of evil

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mightyflamethrower · 9 months

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David Hockey

#David Hockey #art

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christianocerasola · 1 month

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#David hockey

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gyudons · 5 months

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slow dancing in a burning room. hockey the most romantic sport???

#hockey #nhl #florida panthers #boston bruins #sports #matthew tkachuk #david pastrnak #brad marchand

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simmyfrobby · 2 months

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*And people are wrong about urban myths. Logic and reason say that these are fictional creations, retold again and again by people who are hungry for evidence of weird coincidence, natural justice and so on. They aren’t. They keep on happening all the time, everywhere, as the stories bounce back and forth across the universe ... Urban myths are alive.

Terry Pratchett, Witches Abroad.

(inspo.)

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ppjeterka · 4 months

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my thoughts re: the main cast of the new nhl amazon docu-series

#and nary a nonwhite man! but yes lets put landeskog noted non-active player for the last two seasons in this show #connor mcdavid #leon draisaitl #matthew tkachuk #jacob trouba #sorry buddy i actually do like you a lot as a person outside of hockey (as much as i can like a celeb i dont know) but good lord ur elbows #david pastrnak #jeremy swayman #i hate you i hate you i hate you for being so good a goalie and being in the atlantic GRRRRR #quinn hughes #eldest sister narrative prevails as always #jack eichel #william nylander #IM SORRY a lot of his current pretty boy status is just people refusing to acknowledge the passage of time wreaking its usual havoc #on fine-haired pale-skinned white people #filip forsberg #still puzzling over why he was chosen besides his majestic mustache #love u bub #gabe landeskog

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naanima · 5 months

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OMFG. I didn't realise they talked about getting into a fight, Pasta got the ok from his coach and they went for it. LOLS.

SOURCE.

#matthew tkachuk #david pastrnak #2024 nhl playoffs #hockey fights #boston bruins #florida panthers

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jerswayman · 5 months

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LOVE THY GOALIE. GIVE THY GOOD BOY HEAD PATS.

#bruins lb #jeremy swayman #david pastrnak #brandon carlo #pat maroon #linus ullmark #boston bruins #hockeyedit #nhledit #j made a thing #gifset series: hockey moments that make me insane #gifset series: jeremy swayman brainrot #ok now i've got the tags out of the way #i have THINGS TO SAY #SO MANY THINGS #FIRST OF ALL I'M ACTUALLY GOING OFF THE RAILS SEEING SWAY LOOKING SO HAPPY AND PROUD OF HIMSELF #like that is the most 'did i do good?' smile i've EVER SEEN #LOOK AT HIM!!!#second of all #pasta clinging to sway like a teddy bear is something that can be so so personal !!!!!!!!#THIRD OF ALL #'NOBODY WANTS TO LEAVE CARLO' BE ECHOING AROUND MY SKULL RIGHT NOW BC YES #WHO WOULDN'T WANT A HUG AND A HEAD PAT FROM THAT MAN ???????#FOURTH OF ALL #I DEFINITELY DID NOT HAVE SWAY AND MAROON EYEFUCKING LOVINGLY ON MY 2024 PLAYOFF BINGO CARD #i'm sorry it's 4am and i'm unstable so :)#also the footage of the goalie hug wasn't great so this is all we got. there was a close up but the colouring doesn't match the other gifs #so maybe i'll gif that separately tomorrow or smth

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willietheguy · 8 months

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Didn’t have Willy and Pasta reviewing fashion trends on my 2024 bucket list, but I’m here for it 😂😂

#nhl #go leafs go #nhl hockey #hockey #toronto maple leafs #maple leafs #tml #william nylander #david pastrnak #pasta #Willy #fashion #trends

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savagegood · 1 year

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is it the nhl or is it sean cody

#the rituals…. the- the rituals……….#collar check. is that what we’re calling it now #this is not my main team but when it comes to blatant homoeroticism i am team agnostic #montreal canadiens #cole caulfield #david savard #nhl #hockey #sports #twitter

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nottodayjustin · 7 months

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March 7th 2024 best hockey tweets(s) of the day

Theme is: Jeremy Swayman still wants that smoke (but Pasta doesn’t)

#hockey twitter #nhl #nhl hockey #hockey #nhl bruins #boston bruins #bruins #jeremy swayman #sway #sway day #david pastrňák #david pastrnak #toronto maple leafs #jake paul #wwe

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o-vera-nalyzing · 1 month

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perhaps the biggest thing i ignore in aftg canon are the heights. and i don’t mean like neil/aaron/andrew cause they’re very short in my head. i mean like kevin/wymack/matt/jean. cause like as someone who has a very tall family and a dad who played d1 football i just cannot see someone who is 6’2 as tall. 6’4 is where i start considering someone tall. like in my head matt is 6’6, kevin is 6’4, wymack is 6’3, and jean is 6’5. wymack was 6’4 back in the day but he’s shrinking. and nothing anyone can do will convince me otherwise

#and i know like i’m lacrosse/hockey they aren’t necessarily that big but i just can’t sit here and believe jean is like described to be #gigantic at *SIX FOOT TWO*#like i’m sorry that is just not that tall #anyways #aftg #kevin day #jean moreau #david wymack #matt boyd #neil josten #andrew minyard #aaron minyard #original overanalyzing

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zetterbabe · 8 months

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