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I mean, bold of them to assume Ovechkin doesn't have a five goal game in him. BUT MORE IMPORTANTLY:
A Semin, Gretzky, and Bettman trio has the potential for the weirdest goddamn buddy roadtrip movie ever.
#I hope they end up in Vegas and like. Have to bury a body in the desert together.#Someone's kidney is definitely stolen and sold on the black market at some point#Alexander Semin#Alexander Ovechkin#Wayne Gretzky#Gary Bettman#Washington Capitals#Caps lb
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Rick Westhead continues his excellent work
I cannot even tell you how much that quote stinks like a pile of shit (edit: audio of this quote)
From the video below this was the mother's message to gary bettman:
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jack zimmermann WHERE ARE YOU
#jack could destroy gary bettman if only he was real :/#omgcp#i speak#omg check please#jack zimmermann#gary bettman
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“In many ways, being the first overall pick is much like being chosen by a Satanic cult to give birth to the son of Satan.”
Get into the Halloween spirit with us and pair some NHL players and teams with some of her favourite horror movies 👻
Read more here: https://buff.ly/3YsHcg7
#Colorado Avalanche#Nathan MacKinnon#Sidney Crosby#Mitch Marner#Macklin Celebrini#San Jose Sharks#Jacob Trouba#New York Rangers#William Nylander#Toronto Maple Leafs#Gary Bettman
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NHL: cultural herritage = NO!
Also NHL: 97 years of cultural appropriation = YES!
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#exclusive NHL#hockey is not for everyone#hockey should be for everyone#good on flower#nhl#gary bettman
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can we kill gary bettman yet? ?? like ?????? i’m so fucking sick of this shit
what the fuck happened to hockey is for everyone huh
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Bettman: Ovi, Sid. Look. You two are some of the greatest players out there, you have a legendary rivalry, and we really need you BOTH to make an effort this year to attend and make the 2023 All Star Game relevant.
Ovechkin: Meh.
Crosby: Eh.
Bettman: Seriously. We will do whatever we need to make this happen. Anything you want.
Ovechkin & Crosby: Anything?
Bettman: Anything.
Ovechkin: Okay. But only if my kid gets to come, suit up, do whatever he wants, and also win the breakaway challenge event.
Crosby: ...Also I wanna be in a dunk tank.
#You can't tell me that's how it didn't go down#Alexander Ovechkin#Sidney Crosby#Gary Bettman#NHL All Star Game#Washington Capitals
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2 teams idc about traded picks no one cares abt
Also the trade horn interrupted bettman. The horn was like "i gotta do my job man. You can tell em the trade details after i do this so 🚨EEEEENNNGGGHHHHHHH🚨" and gary had to shut up and wait so that was great
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Ryan Adamczewski at The Advocate:
The National Hockey League banned players from wearing themed jerseys during warm-ups, but they didn't say anything about wearing them before warm-ups. That's the loophole that the New Jersey Devils are exploiting as the organization marks its LGBTQ+ Pride night on Thursday. The team announced ahead of their game against the Edmonton Oilers that the specially-designed jerseys would be "worn during player arrivals," in an apparent bypass of the league's new policies. NHL teams added LGBTQ+ Pride to their seasonal theme nights in recent years, which also include events such as Black History, military appreciation, and Hockey Fights Cancer. On these nights, players would wear jerseys corresponding with the theme while they warmed up, which would later be auctioned off with the proceeds going to related charities. Just seven players refused to wear pride jerseys last year, citing their own personal beliefs. Some teams responded to the PR backlash by taking the choice away from players and removing Pride jerseys entirely. NHL Commissioner Gary Bettman and the league's Board of Governors decided to nix themed jerseys entirely at the end of the 2022-2023 season, with Bettman calling them a "distraction." NHL players are now forbidden from wearing themed gear during warm-ups, with players who break the rules getting threatened with fines. No player so far has actually been penalized for disobeying the policy, including Travis Dermott, who donned rainbow Pride tape before the league reversed its ban on that specific item.
Good move by the Devils.
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lets see how long i can post sexy furry pinups of hockey players before gary bettman kills me in my sleep
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Cancelled my NHL subscription. I am not giving them any more money. How dare they? How dare Bettman? These men covered up sexual assault. They should not be allowed back in.
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just retire to florida already, old man
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