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01/15-17/2025 Daily OFMD Recap
TLDR; David Jenkins; Rhys Darby; Darby Family Cats; Kristian Nairn; Samson Kayo; Madeleine Sami; Lindsey Cantrell; Andrew Deyoung Damien Gerard; Dominic Burgess; Articles; Fan Weeks: Sprizzy (Jan 20-26), and OFMD Aro/Ace Week (March 23-29); Love Notes;
Hey Crew. There's been a lot of heavy stuff happening lately. I spent a bunch of time working on backing up some tiktok vids from the crew, and then they brought it back so it's available again yay! But if you are interested in downloading any of the copies because you don't have a tiktok account you can do so here.
= David Jenkins =
Sad days, the legend David Lynch passed away on Jan 15th. So many of our cast & crew put together lovely dedications for him. I'll try to add more to the repo, but I'm running out of image room here. He made a huge impact in so many lives and will be greatly missed. David shared this photo of him with the words "Goodbye King". RIP sir.
Source: David Jenkins Instagram
Chaos Dad was sharing his friends go fund me again, and it's at 94% fulfilled! If you have the capability and would like to donate to help them reach their goal you can visit Carolyn & Jamie's Gofundme
Source: David's IG
= Rhys Darby =
The real video (not the old one I linked last time, sorry yall!) from Rhys' recent interview with The Project in AONZ is up on youtube!
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Source: The Project TV Youtube
Rhys is promoting the movie Love Hurts that he plays in with Ke Huy Quan-- premiering on Feb 7th!
Source: Rhys Darby's Facebook
= Darby Family Cats =
Gizmo is getting some snuggles from the new kitten!
Source: Rosie's IG Stories
= Kristian Nairn =
Kristiant tried to get us a Wee John Wednesday going, but poor Nathan ended up being too sick to join. Kristian shared some cool gifts he's gotten from fans over the years, discussed plans about his upcoming projects (more jewelry and gear that is affordable and people want to wear!).
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Source: Kristian Nairn's IG
= Samson Kayo =
Samson was in Queensland starting his work for the new Voltron show!
Source: Samson's Ig Stories
= Madeleine Sami =
Our dear Archie was out partying with friends!
Source: Madeleine's IG Stories
= Andrew DeYoung =
Andrew Deyoung, one of our directors has been doing so much to help the people of LA, and his brother in law is a lawyer who works in Disaster Claims. He shared this very helpful free class incase you need the information!
Source: Andrew Deyoung's IG Stories
= Lindsey Cantrell =
Our dear Lindsey Cantrell, set decorator for OFMD S2, has been pivotal in sharing so much information and support of cast & crew and so many others affected by the LA fires. She put together a beautiful dedication filled with hope I just wanted to share with you. She continues to be a beacon of kindness.
Source: Lindsey's Instagram
= Damien Gerard =
Damien had his 10 year anniversary of moving to the US! Lots of memories there-- on a later date he mentioned he is officially off all other socials, so if you'd like to keep up to date with him, you can follow him on his Bluesky!
Source: Damien's Bsky
= Dominic Burgess =
Dominic is keeping our spirits up with cat pics!
Source: Dominic's Bsky
== Articles ==
Kind of amazing just how many articles continue to feature out beloved show! Thank you to @adoptourcrew for sharing them!
Pride.com Article
Source: Adopt Our Crew's Bsky
Out ranked the 25 best queer TV shows of the century so far
Source: Adopt Our Crew Bsky
The 20 Best Misfit Comedies
Source: Adopt Our Crew Bsky
== Fan Weeks ==
= Sprizzy Week =
It's Sprizzy Week (Jan 20-26) for all you Lucius x Izzy Fans out there! Follow them on Bluesky! They've got their prompts and bingo cards up if you'd like to participate or just check it out!
Source: SprizzyWeek Bsky
= OFMD Aro/Ace Week 2025 =
There's a fabulous week coming up March 23-29, 2025! "OFMD Aro/Ace Week is fan event for creation & sharing of fanfic & art focused on asexual and aromantic identities. This is a week to celebrate the beautiful spectrum of a-spec identities and experiences in the OFMD community!" Socials: Bsky
Source: OFMD Aro / Ace Week
== Love Notes ==
Hey there lovelies. Been a bit of a time huh? So much has happened in just a weeks time... David Lynch passed, The Gaza Ceasefire was announced, the inauguration in the US happened (I'm about a week late on this edition which is why there's a time discrepancy.
It has been a complete shit show everywhere, and I've seen a lot of different emotions bouncing around. First and foremost, grief, sadness, fear, but also hope, and perseverance.
Whatever big feels you're feeling right now, please know that they are so incredibly valid. This shit is hard to live through, so take a break, cope how you need to cope okay? You take care of you, and let us know if we can help somehow. I wanted to share this here because I wrote this the other day as kind of a love note that couldn't wait for a recap, and a way for me to express myself with all the muddled feelings I was experiencing, it's about community and your individual impact. If you'd like to read it, you can do so on my main blog, here.
If not, no worries-- here's some love notes for all our siblings who need them today. So much love to all our LGBTQ+ Family, but huge hugs to our trans and non binary sibs who are going through it real hard at the moment. We love you, you are valid. We are here for you okay?
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#daily ofmd recap#ofmd daily recap#ofmd#our flag means death#rhys darby#save ofmd#adopt our crew#ofmd daily recaps#damien gerard#david jenkins#rip david lynch#samson kayo#dominic burgess#andrew deyoung#lindsey cantrell#ofmd cast & crew#madeleine sami#kristian nairn#long live ofmd#sprizzy week#ofmd aro ace week#Instagram
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Tiktok Archives
I downloaded as much Tiktok stuff related to OFMD/The General Rhys / Taika Verse related creators as I could over the last couple days. If they're labeled just Tiktok/Tiktok Archive, that means they were the creators themselves. If they say they were featured videos/search, it means it was just search results with interview/clips I thought would be helpful.
I'll add more as I find them hidden in other places https://drive.proton.me/urls/2PEYXTF734#IbhiWVyEnk06 If there are any missing you all have from somewhere feel free to ping me I can add them (Not pictured but Con's in there too, I apparently never finished uploading him last night).
#ofmd#tiktok ban#our flag means death#rhys darby#taika waititi#samba schutte#the cryptid factor#vico ortiz#wellington paranormal podcast#damien gerard#dominic burgess#joel fry#nathan foad#schreiberland#rachel house#matthew maher#Jonno Roberts#guz khan#kristian nairn#jes tom#cohen holloway
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good morning everyone why did nobody tell me about these deleted father teach lines
transcript under the cut
DAMIEN: What happened was: I do the “Slop!” uh, line, and I say, uh, “You wanna tell my why that’s all you ever cook?” And she says, “Well that’s all we can afford,” um… And I backhand her.
DAMIEN: Then I grab a bottle of rum off the counter, take a swig out of it, and I say something to Mateo, who plays young Ed, and I say—I’ve got a couple lines, few lines, three lines to him. One of them is, uh, “You want some dinner, boy?” and I like, thrust the bottle of rum at him, uh, which I thought is quite—quite a good line, ‘cuz it’s like, “You want some dinner, I’m teaching you how to be an adult by giving you rum at the age of twelve or whatever.”
DAMIEN: And then I made some comment about—about st—about stories, y’know, ���You don’t want to listen to stories, you wanna get out there into the real world” sort of thing.
DAMIEN: And then I say, “I’ve got to get out of here,” and I storm out. So they cut that middle bit out, uh, so they just got the back end-
#ofmd#our flag means death#bts#ofmd bts#damien gerard#father teach#the art of fuckery#vid#mine#og#s1e06#edward teach#ed teach#edward teach born on a beach#ignore my 10% low battery notification lmao
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Kristian Nairn instagram live with Damien Gerard
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Damien Gerard is like us fr
Watching the show 12 times? AO3?? Writing fanfiction???
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I love Damien Gerard's post. I don't mind the cut. There's enough else in the story for us to still get it.
HEY GUYS WHY DID NO ONE TELL ME ABOUT THIS???
This line "You're making my son soft" Is doing so much fucking heavy lifting and they just CUT IT???? Ed's mom was the one person we're shown in season one as Ed having loved before Stede and his dad hurt her because she was making him soft and then Izzy goes and hurts Stede because he's making Ed soft. Ed goes hard in the Kraken Era at least partially because his softness and vulnerability has only ever gotten him and the people he loves hurt and being the Kraken has kept him safe but is an intolerable state of being so at the end of Season 1 he kills the softness and there's none of him fucking left by the beginning of season 2. This is so much fucking set up for Ed's whole mindset and why he feels so much like he needs to be the worst version of himself and they just.... got RID OF IT????
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drew some characters that have been my discord profile picture or minecraft avatar before lol
#my art#lukasspookas#gregory alan isakov#this empty northern hemisphere#danger days#party poison#gerard way#lu hyrule#damien markiplier
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on the note of tma and tbs, controversial opinion but I think gerry could fix damien
I've had a fic idea about it bouncing around for literal years, but never the follow through to make it happen
#gerard keay#damien gorham#damien tbs#robert gorham#the magnus archives#the bright sessions#To clarify I don't think Gerry is doing the Fixing on purpose#he's just very chill about hanging out with horrible people
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Would you believe that I'm beyond nervous to give you these gifts? Not that they're bad. Or that I thought you wouldn't like or accept them. That's not it. It's that this year, it feels like more. Like what, exactly? Like we're one step closer to coming home. ...You know what I mean, don't you? Aside from these gifts that you can see - which, yes, I know you love the lingerie; thank you, by the way. There's one more thing. You have a few paid sessions at your favorite recording studio with your favorite producers. Do with those hours what you want. Hopefully, make some more magic. Happy Valentine's Day, Caro Mio. I love you, Geneva
@theartofruling
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Pirates (1986). The adventures of pirate Captain Red and his first mate Frog.
A disaster from start to finish. 1/10.
#pirates#1986#Oscars 59#Nom: Costume#roman polanski#john brownjohn#gerard brach#walter matthau#cris campion#damien thomas#1600s#french#france#american#period#adventure#1/10
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09/20/2024 Daily OFMD Recap
TLDR; Call To Action: David Jenkins; Samba Schutte; Con O'Neill; Hugo Pierre Martin; How To Help; Other Cast & Crew Sightings: Rhys Darby; Rosie Carnahan Darby; Taika Waititi; Samba Schutte; Leslie Jones; Guz Khan; Damien Gerard; Kristian Nairn; Hugo Pierre Martin;
Well folks. It sure is wonderful to be honking loudly with you again! (Clown or Goose, however you prefer to consider it!). This morning, David Jenkins started us all off with a very specific tweet that set off a chain reaction!
= David Jenkins =
It APPEARS that David is telling us, the fans, that OFMD is "available", and that Netflix is the streaming service to woo. Now, does that mean it's just being bought and streamed? Or perhaps being picked up by a Season 3? There has been some discussion that Netflix sometimes likes to stream a cancelled show before they greenlight another season-- and well, who knows, maybe that's what OFMD is in line for!
Source: David Jenkins' Instagram
= Samba Schutte =
Then a little later in the day... Samba started us up with a new #, #supnetflix!
Source: Samba's Instagram
= Con O'Neill =
Con joined in on the sharing!
Source: Con's Instagram Stories
= Hugo Pierre Martin =
Our "one-line" friend, Hugo Pierre Martin is back at it! He's supporting OFMD in every way he can!
Source: Hugo's Twitter / 2
The fans took David and the Crew's call to action by starting up a tweet storm! Our friends over at @adoptourcrew also kept the momentum going by putting up prompts!
Source: Adopt Our Crew Twitter
Some of our crewmates reminded us, and Netflix, we had the numbers :)
Source: Florence aka single_cat_mom on Twitter!
As of the time this post was put together, the trends got up to the following! Thank you to APurplePatch on Twitter for captureing them!
Source: APurplePatch Twitter
And a little schadenfreude for today's festivities! Thank you Ashley!
Source: Ashley aka Seven_Sugars on Twitter
Well there we are-- great job today crew! Sure is feeling good in the fandom today! If we can, let's keep the momentum up through tomorrow! Are you excited about the possibility of an s3? Well, feel free to join in the manifestations from our friend @xray-vex!
Source: Xray_Vex Twitter
== How To Help ==
I can't believe I'm saying this again-- but hey! Wanna help out with the renewal (or at least selling OFMD) effort? Please consider some of the following!
Sign the Petition if you haven't already! (Change.org DOES clear out non-confirmed via email signatures every once in a while, so be sure to check your email.)
Request Our Flag Means Death on the Netflix form!
If you're interacting with social media, use these hashtags: #OurFlagMeansDeath #supnetflix #AdoptOurCrew #SaveOFMD
== Other Cast & Crew Sightings ==
= Rhys Darby =
New Bill Napier Weather Update from Rhys today on his Substack! There was even a shout out to some of our crewmembers you might recognize! Give it a listen!
Source: Rhys' Substack
= Rosie =
More Kitten Content from the Darby Household! (why yes, I will use my one movie allowed per tumblr post to add kitten content, I regret nothing).
Source: Rosie Carnahan Darby's Instagram
= Taika Waititi =
Taika's back to his "influencer" phase again!
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Source: Taika's Instagram
= Damien Gerard =
Damien's finally getting to get some relief! Congrats sir!
Source: Damien's Instagram
= Kristian Nairn =
Kristian catching up with one of his old co-stars, Issac Wright!
Source: Kristian Nairn Instagram
= Samba Schutte =
I realized I shared Samba's pics last time, but didn't say much about the new campaign! Samba's new Shop Stands campaign is benefiting the LA Regional Food Bank! First up, you can get a hoodie version of the Crew For Life T-Shirt! - Crew For Life Hoodie
Next up-- Samba is back with another cooking class! This time it's Death By Cheese! Death By Cheese Class
EVENT DATE: NOVEMBER 9 EVENT TIME: 10AM PT/1PM ET EVENT LOCATION: ONLINE
Source: Shop Stands
= Guz Khan =
New season of Man From Mobeen! Not sure if there's a date yet...but looks like Guz is sharing some pics!
Source: Guz Khan's Instagram
= Leslie Jones =
Leslie was on the Jennifer Hudson Show a couple days back!
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Source: Jennifer Hudson's Instagram
= Hugo Pierre Martin =
In case you haven't heard, Hugo is doing a Spotify Audio Series! Wanna check it out? Visit: Spotify
Source: Hugo's Twitter
== Articles ==
Source: Adopt Our Crew Twitter
== Love Notes ==
Alright, lovelies. I have so many things to say and yet no stamina to do so. I'll try to pick up tomorrow-- I just wanted to send this your way, I hope you find the ones who make you feel like you're basking in warmth and love, like the sun.
Source: StayCloseToYourself_ Instagram
#daily ofmd recap#ofmd daily recap#ofmd#our flag means death#long live ofmd#save ofmd#adopt our crew#crew for life#supnetflix#guz khan#leslie jones#rhys darby#rosie carnahan darby#hugo pierre martin#david jenkins#chaos dad#samba schutte#kristian nairn#con o'neill#taika waititi#damien gerard#Instagram
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another thing damien gerard said in this interview is that he imagines ed’s dad was the kind of guy to name his son after himself so his full name is also edward teach. he’s edward teach senior and ed is edward teach junior. which means ofmd has about 5 characters semi-canonically named ed/edward/ned:
edward babygirl teach
evelyn’s pet jungle cat ned
ned low
father teach
father bonnet (irl stede bonnet’s dad was named edward)
anyway have a poll:
#i was gonna say “which ed is your favorite” but that’s a stupid question lmao babygirl would win in a landslide#ofmd#our flag means death#damien gerard#edward teach#ed teach#edward teach born on a beach#father teach#father bonnet#ned low#ofmd polls#ned#txt#poll#mine#link#og
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Thank you for creating and sharing this every day! It's taxing I'm sure.
I wish upon you many many spoons 😍
04/28/24 Daily OFMD Recap
TLDR; David Jenkins; Nathan Foad; Damien Gerard; Watch Parties; Fan Spotlight; Cast Cards; OFMD Colouring Pages; Community Q's Love Notes; Daily Darby / Today's Taika;
== Cast & Crew Sightings ==
= David Jenkins =
I think this picture speaks for itself.
Img Src: @simonenathan Twitter
= Nathan Foad =
More Love's Labour's Lost with Nathan! So good to see him having such a great time!
Img Src: Nathan's IG
= Damien Gerard =
Our crewmate @/rosiemegglemoth on twitter saw Damien this weekend and he got to meet little Edward! I've seen Edward travel all over the place and I'm loving that he and Damien got to meet up <3 Thank you Rosy Meggie Moth for letting me share this with everyone!
@rosiemegglemoth's Twitter
== Watch Parties ==
= Palm Royale =
Palm Royale WP May 2 via @LCWebsXOXO with the lovely @/dominicburgess approx. 4pm EDT/9pm BST/1pm PST!
= Wrecked Season 1 =
Another week of Wrecked Season 1 is on the docket! Don't have access? Reach out to me on @gentlebeardsbarngrill on tumblr, or @aspirantabby42 on twitter.
Days: Apr 29 - May 3
Times: 3:30 pm PT / 6:30 pm ET / 11:30 pm BST
== Fan Spotlight ==
= Cast Cards =
Tonight's cast card is Pop Pop's Son! Thanks @melvisik for bringing him in too! I thought he looked familiar.
== OFMD Colouring Pages ==
Thank you @patchworkpiratebear for more colouring pages! This time featuring Calypso's Birthday!
== Community Q's ==
Starting something new today friends! I want to hear from you all!
What's your favorite interview featuring the OFMD cast?
It could be just Rhys or Taika and Rhys, or just David, or just Samson, or any number of cast members! It could even just be an interview of a cast member for another movie or show they did (doesn't have to be ofmd related except that an actor/actress also played in OFMD)! I just would love to hear what your favorite cast interviews are-- and if you have a link to it even better!
== Love Notes ==
Hey Lovelies. I'm sorry it's been so hard lately. Everyone I talk to seems to be struggling in one way or another right now, and I know it's been a lot. Remember to vent if you can-- even if a lots been happening for a while, you're not a burden if you need to vent again.
We all go through so much in our lives, and sometimes those hard times go for a lot longer than we'd like, we're allowed to be just as frustrated with them as we were the first as the 100th day we're dealing with them.
But you know what? You're so incredibly resilient lovelies. Seriously, look at you. Look at you getting through each day even when things are tough. If you had a great day, or you cried your eyes out, the fact that you're still here is so incredibly important.
YOU are so incredibly important. I know sometimes it feels like we are our struggles, but you are so very much more than them. Your struggles might be chronic, you may never be rid of them, or they may be temporary, so please, feel them, fight them, experience them, learn from them, but know that when you come out of them at the end of the day you are not those struggles.
They influence you, and they are a piece of you, but they are not the whole of you. You are a wonderful, kind, an beautiful individual that means so much to so many people, and you are so very complex and you have so many sides to you.
You are wonderful lovelies. Remember that. Good luck this week, I'm rooting for you so hard.
Img Src: @goldiealexx Instagram
== Daily Darby / Today's Taika ==
I always come back to this being one of my favorite interviews so that's tonight's theme, fav interviews. Today's gif courtesy of @celluloidbroomcloset
#daily ofmd recap#daily ofmd recaps#ofmd daily recap#ofmd daily recaps#rhys darby#taika waititi#save ofmd#ofmd#our flag means death#damien gerard#nathan foad#david jenkins#chaos dad#watch parties
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i do not know anything about the band members of mcr. i listen to music and imagine my ocs that is all godbless <3
#damien talks#I AM SRS BTW... i know their Names but that is it#what the fuck is a gerard way#this is a bit exaggerated but it gets the idea across
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Thinking again about how Damien Gerard once mentioned there was a cut line in the flashbacks where Ed's dad yells at his mom for making his son soft.
From a young age Ed learned that being seen as soft puts himself and the people around him in immediate physical danger. It could have gotten him or his mother killed if his dad was in a bad enough mood about it.
That was only reinforced when he became a pirate and joined Hornigold's ship. Another place where being soft could put him in immediate physical danger, even killed. Even when he became captain of his own ship, crews are known to mutiny on captains they perceive as soft or weak.
His entire life he's had to police his own behavior because he'd never been in an environment where acting soft wasn't an actual threat to his safety. Honestly, early on that was probably part of the appeal of Izzy. He could outsource some of the policing of his behavior to Izzy and Ed didn't see him as an actual physical threat. Izzy was too invested in the Blackbeard persona for that.
There was a point that he probably could have let his guard down a bit, allowed himself some softness. He was the legendary Blackbeard, wildly successful, people surrendered at the sight of his flag. His crew had to know they had a good thing going and wouldn't have questioned it as long as they were still successfully pirating. But how would he know that? He'd never lived in an environment where that was a safe thing to do. And if he ever worked up the nerve to try, there was Izzy pushing him back in line. So it just kept validating to him that it wasn't safe to be soft. And that was killing him.
Then he meets Stede. He touches a piece of fabric to his face and Stede responds by excitedly showing him all his other neat stuff. Ed pretty much immediately starts opening up and wanting to play. Makes me sad honestly. He was so desperate for it and just needed even the tiniest bit of encouragement and support. The tiniest reassurance that it was safe. And he'd never had that before.
#things that make me want to dig up izzy and kill him again for 1x10#ofmd#our flag means death#edward teach#stede bonnet#izzy hands
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Queen Bee-atch II (Regina George x Reader)
Warnings: Mentions of weight, implied eating disorder, Insecurity. No numbers mentioned.
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"Class isn't over yet, I haven't dismissed you!" The teacher's demands fall on deaf ears as the students pack up before the lunch bell rings, eager to see their friends. Your first three classes were relatively uneventful, the only entertaining thing being this ginger girl you've never seen before attempting to leave class without permission. Your eyes scan the hallways after you exit the classroom. Janis and Damien are the only people you can tolerate at this school, so they're the only people you ever seek out. There they are.
You make your way through the crowded hallway and purposefully shoulder-bump your target.
"What is wrong with you- oh you asshole!" Janis curses lightheartedly. She pulls you into a hug and kisses your forehead while you stand awkwardly with your hands at your sides. Instead of waiting for his turn, Damien joins in and wraps his arms around you and Janis. "I missed you guys so much!" You manage to get out while still in the bone crushing hug. "Where were you this whole summer? You went completely, like, radio silent." Damien asks with a suspicious look in his eyes. "Sorry, I got grounded for the whole summer. My mom found my cigarette stash." You confessed. "Idiot. Anyways, did you see that new girl?" Janis switches topics and Damien chimes in, "Yeah she's, like, a total disaster. We need to save her." Their words are background noise to you. You're staring through Janis, zoned out. Damien and Janis give each other a look.
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"Hey what the hell!" You whine as you rub your forehead. "You weren't with us man, your eyes were drifting apart from each other and everything. Pretty sure I saw a bit of drool dribble out-" you lightly punch Janis before she can continue. "Yeah I was! You were saying something about that new girl. I think her name was 'Caddy' or something.", you defend. "She's a disaster, we should probably help her." Damien stares at you. "Babe, I just said that." Janis stares between you guys before interrupting. "Anyways...let's go look for her!"
Janis and Damien were your best, and only, friends. You wouldn't know what to do without them. As such, you basically stuck to them whenever you could in school. Following them to the cafeteria, you take your seats at your designated table. You spot female Ed Sheeran standing awkwardly in the middle of the cafeteria. She looks so stupid.
"Hey guys should we call her over?" You ask your friends. They stop their conversation and look at where you're pointing. Janis nods and yells out, "Hey ginger! What did you say her name was? Was it Caddy? Caddy!" The girl turns and points at herself, mouthing out a 'me?'. She comes over after we confirm and we all introduce ourselves. "...and that's Damien, he's almost too gay to function." Janis concludes. "So Cady, what do you think of the school so far?" You question. "Oh, I don't really know, I used to be homeschooled so I don't have much to compare it to." Cady replies.
You, Janis, and Damien all look at each other and back at her.
She raises an eyebrow.
You all begin going on about what to know about the high school: The best hiding places, teachers to avoid pissing off and such, and the various cliques in this school. "...and those are the sexually active band geeks. Don't walk too close, lest you get dragged into their never-ending orgy." You finish. Cady glances behind her and asks "What about them? They're kind of pretty." You all turn to see who she's looking at. "Oh honey, no no no, those are the plastics..." Damien goes on his little cautionary rant about how evil they are. You looked towards Cady and smiled while rolling your eyes.
While you're both giggling, your eyes lock onto Regina's...who is currently approaching your table. Perfect. "Hey, Gerard," Damien gives you a confused look at the name, "Who's this girl with you? Why don't I know you?"
You zone out looking at her when she turns away from you, gushing over Cady. You wish her attention was on you. Wait what- You're taken out of your reverie as Cady gets up and follows behind Regina towards her group. "Finally back to the present? What is up with you dude you've been out of it this whole day!" You shrug your shoulders at Janis and turn your gaze back to Regina. What's so great about 'Caddy' that caught the attention of Regina? You could look just as helpless if you wanted to, but you won't! Not on purpose anyways.
You get up.
"I'm going to the bathroom"
Janis replies while looking towards the plastics, "We'd come with, but we kind of want to see where this goes."
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The sounds of her friends taking Cady through the requirements to be a Plastic fade as she makes her way to the bathroom. She had forgotten her pocket mirror and had to re-apply her lip gloss, duh. A stench that can only be accomplished by a high school bathroom gets stronger as she opens the door. She stops in her tracks when she sees you reapplying your mascara at the sink.
"Hey Brendon Urie."
You hadn't even noticed someone walking in.
"God, that's actually worse than Gerard." You look at her through the mirror.
She moves a bit closer, "You look so familiar."
"Must've seen me in your dreams," You say while awkwardly winking at her.
She raises an eyebrow, "No, I know you. I swear I do!"
"Well yeah, I'm the one and only Gerard Way! Lead singer of My Chemical Romance-"
"Enough," She rolls her eyes.
You finish up and make your way out of the bathroom, cautiously walking around her with your arms up. "You'll figure it out. Don't worry, Blondie."
She watches you exit the bathroom.
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"Oh my god! Regina, remember this?" Regina glared at her mom as she continued trying to seem cool to her friends. She's known them for years! Why does she keep doing this? Cady looks at the book in Mrs. George's hands.
"What is that?"
"No way! We used this book to make fun of the freaks in our school. We'd tape photos of people then write down insults-"
"She understands, Gretchen. Can you get us some snacks, Mom?"
As Regina's mom walks out of the room, the girls are looking through the various insults in the book. They eventually land on a page with a picture of you and Janis.
'Janis, Pyro Lez' 'Y/N, puts in 110% effort because she takes up 110% of the room.'
Cady's eyes widen. "That's not even her." She says while looking at the picture of you.
"I think she moved schools, wait how do you know her?" Gretchen stops what she's doing to ask.
"I sit with her at lunch"
"What? There's no way, that Gerard Way girl?" Regina chimes in and moves from her spot at the mirror to look at the picture.
"Woah, did she just melt off half her body weight since freshman year?"
"I'm so jealous." Karen adds.
Regina stares at the picture of you. So that's why she knew you.
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You, Damien, Janice and Cady are all gathered around at your locker. "...and it's just a collection of insults, basically." Cady had been giving a summary of the events from the previous day.
Janice's eyes go wide. "Does it say anything about me?"
"Uhm, nope. Nothing about you."
"Ugh, those bitches."
You didn't want to ask if you were in it. You had an idea of what the insults towards you could be, and you'd rather not have your suspicions confirmed.
The bell rings, interrupting the powwow. You all bid each other goodbye, and make your way to your classes. PE was your next period, and you couldn't wait. It was a break from all the thinking you had to do.
You head towards the gym after switching into your exercise clothes. Most of your clothes were oversized and baggy, including your gym ones. You hadn't really upgraded your wardrobe since you lost weight. Everybody was already in, gathered in a circle, so you pushed yourself in, not paying attention to who you were standing next to.
"Alright! Today, we'll be playing soccer! Or football, as some of you may call it." The PE teacher announces, mumbling the last part of his sentence. "We will work in pairs today, so find a pair. Or partner, I mean. Whatever, just get moving."
"I can't believe they assigned that guy to teach us Sex-ed." Was someone talking to you?
You look behind you to find Regina looking down at you with a...genuine smile on her face? That can't be right.
"Right! He gives off the same vibe as those Reddit incels."
"That's so funny."
Are you having a normal conversation? With the queen bitch?
"What did you call me?"
Oh shit, you said that out loud.
"Uh-"
"Whatever, you wanna pair up? None of my friends are in this class, and you're the least annoying one here."
Thanks. You look around to make sure there are no other possible options. Regina rolls her eyes and grabs your arm, pulling you to an empty spot.
She was actually decent at football. You guys were practicing passing to each other while running and you were starting to feel lightheaded.
You waved to Regina, "Hey, I'm just going to get a sip of water."
"I'll come with."
"You should play football more often, you're more tolerable like this."
"Bold, are we?"
"I mean, I basically just called you a bitch and you haven't punched me in the face. So I'm right"
She laughed! What is up with her?
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Regina enters the locker room and spots you with your shirt halfway up. You really did lose half your body weight. Guilt pierces through her. Freshman year Regina was cruel. Somehow crueler than she is now, and fat girls were just easy to bully. Did you drop weight because of her?
Your shirt had gotten snagged on both your necklace and bracelet. After watching you twist and wriggle around for a while, Regina deems you sufficiently embarrassed and walks towards you to help you out.
You feel someone pull your shirt up and off of you. You had made sure to go into the locker room after everyone had already left. So when you were finally free of your cloth prison and came face to face with Regina. You felt nauseous. Of everyone!
She looks you up and down and suddenly you're more self conscious than you've ever been. Wrapping your arms around your stomach, you mumble out a 'Thanks' and put on your other shirt then hurriedly pack up and rush out of the locker room, leaving a guilt-ridden Regina behind.
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