#Da junkie

[searsage]

With the power of the Ivory king ultra great sword at my side (and copious amounts of repair powder) I am legally obligated to choose Frog-mouth.

The Valiant ivory knights will never not be the most badass minor knights in ds2. 😤🔥

maybe im crazy but frog mouth kinda looks like one of the mouth faces from that pepsi logo document

[litstepdad]

The substance is actually the craziest and best horror movie I think I've ever seen. The practical effects were absolutely fucking bonkers and blew me out of the water. The body horror was so grotesque that there were moments I had to stand up because i was so out of my mind. The constant push and pull between Elisabeth and Sue, the theme of trying to escape yourself, and the mother-daughter mirrors were absolute fucking bonker additions. Even the ending made me so fucking depressed but it was absolutely beautiful with how it called back to Carrie where yeah, Elisasue is ruined from the experience with no hope of going back, but at least she thoroughly traumatized the people who made her into the monster she became.

[cninzihni]

Bu sahneye her denk gelişimde aklıma şey geliyo jfdgfjd

[thewordisbond]

Es takes charge and leads the way with the "DOERS" (feat. DJ GlibStylez)

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Es takes charge and leads the way with the "DOERS" (feat. DJ GlibStylez)

Veteran Canadian rapper Es is all about making moves, as opposed to just talking, in his new single titled "DOERS". Bolstered by a punchy backdrop laced with a clever vocal sample by Das Da Beat Junkie, Es gets the perfect backdrop to deliver a masterclass in walking the walk and executing plans.

[da-ill-spot]

September 8th // Fatbeats 30 Year Anniversary

Avalon /2 Hollywood, CA // TIX!

[intertexts]

why do they keep letting the guy with -2 to vehicle checks drive!!!

[caughtinanotherworld]

Die Drecksköter und ihre Lügen: Wenn jemand einfach etwas missverstanden ist

Lustig wie eine einzige Person im Wahn, einfach so, unschuldige Burschen in den Abgrund ziehen kann. Dann werden plötzlich Lügen erfunden, obwohl man an dem besagten Tag und den darauffolgenden Tagen und Monaten gar nicht anwesend war. Zu der besagten Zeit war man in der Stadt Denial und dem Vorort Paranoia. Und in ihrer Freizeit hatten Köter& co bessere Sachen im Wohnheim Defamation zu tun, z.B. gegenseitiges Eier kraulen, lästern, stalking, lügen, fremde Frauen belästigen. Und dann hässliche gleichgesinnte Mädchen mit reinziehen, die unbedingt Anschluss und Aufmerksamkeit haben wollten. Die machen dann manchmal Fotos von dir oder schicken alte Bilder rum. Oder behandeln dich wie einen Goldfisch. Hauptsache man hat beim Kaffeeklatsch was zum reden. Und danach wurde einfach alles aufgegessen, was Robin geschissen hat. Und der hat ganz viel geschissen, während Papi seine Hand gehalten hat. Ein missverstandener Junge, der Opfer einer bösen Migrantin geworden ist, denn mit deutschen Deutschen hätten sie es nicht gemacht. Gute Argumente, aber mittellose Verrückte haben keine Glaubwürdigkeit. Dann muss man sich halt mehr zu der ausdenken, damit mehr Leute dem Sohn eines Kriminalpolizisten glauben. Immerhin ging es um Familienehre und die wollte seinen Ruf zerstören. Als ob er einen hatte, aber ok. Dann muss man ihr Leben halt als Fall betrachten, als ob sie 16 ist und bei ihren Eltern wohnt und noch alles abgewischt kriegt. So wie bei… - Ach ja, der arme Robin wurde von Paul Belästigung auf die falsche Spur gebracht. Und je mehr er auseinandergenommen hat, desto mehr Gefallen hat er gefunden. Die Machtgelüste haben sich richtig gut angefühlt. Es ist so als ob man ein Spiel gespielt hat, aber die Gegnerin war schwach und minderbemittelt mit psychischen Mängeln+. Noch geiler, wenn man mit Ängsten spielt, es ist so als ob man mit einem Kind spielt. Robin mochte das. So unscheinbar und eigentlich war er der Psychopath. Kleine Puppe, die man zertreten konnte. Missgeburten & co fanden es genauso geil. Aber irgendwie haben die Lügen nie lang gehalten, außer bei zurückgeblieben Missgeburten oder Fremden, die es unbedingt glauben wollten. Irgendwie kommt alles anders und wenn das Schiff sinkt und nicht einmal gutbürgerliche Lügen die Löcher stopfen können, dann dreht man einfach alles um. 🔂

Vielleicht kann man dann nachts besser schlafen, vielleicht vergisst man dann was passiert ist und was man alles mit einer fremden Person gemacht hat und was man alles gesagt hat, nur weil zwei Freaks Vergeltung haben wollten und scheiße verrückt sind. Ich wollte auch Vergeltung haben, aber bei mir ist es wenigstens berechtigt. Jeder kann irgendwas sagen, weil es so erzählt wurde, z.B. (🙇🏻‍♀️…)

↪️ An einem warmen Sommertag als ich einmal wieder Spanner bei meinen männlichen Nachbarn gespielt habe, beobachte ich komische Szenen in Robins Zimmer. Ich hab ihm immer beim atmen und leben abgehört, auch wenn er nicht mal meinen Namen kannte. Er hatte Folien auf seiner Höhe und wollte nachts immer beobachtet werden. Ich wusste immer wann er seine Regel hat und hab mich immer gefragt ob er noch Jungfrau ist. Ich glaube er hat immer indirekt mit mir kommuniziert. Ich glaube er wollte meine Hilfe, ich glaube ich habe angefangen ihn zu stalken. Und meine Kollegin und Freundin, Paulina hatte das gleiche Hobby. Um mich davon zu erholen, musste ich erstmal Wäsche waschen (Paul weiß welcher Wäschekorb und welches Waschmittel und welche Wäsche, aber gleichzeitig Wäsche gewaschen wurde nie). Doch auch hier nahm ich komische Geräusche auf. In der Ecke fanden einfach Gruppenumarmungen mit unzähligen braunhaarigen Bratzen und Till aus dem anderen Haus statt. Ich will ja keine Gerüchte in die Welt setzen, aber der Anblick war nicht schön. In einer Ecke schiss Roman, Johanna mit dem EG Nazi in den Mund, in der anderen pinkelten Julia, Jessica und Irina auf Till. Und danach haben alle Positionen gewechselt und Pringles Guy saß wie ein Spanner in der Ecke. Und als ich dann in das Waldstück rannte, um mich erneut zu erholen, lutschte Straßenköter Tabea, Martin seinen Strohalm, ein Anblick wie jeden Samstag, wenn sie ihm nicht sein Arschloch leckt. Always grasping at straws. Und nachdem Robin und Paul mit den Gummipuppen (die reden nicht zurück und die wehren sich nicht) fertig waren, haben sie zusammen, während Robins Papi ihm die Hand gehalten hat, vor den Hauseingang geschissen. Und die Scheiße wurde von den Kötern ohne zögern gefressen. Because they were starving.

Einer musste früher oder später eh daran glauben, die hässlichen Missgeburten haben nur darauf gewartet. Und danach, setze Robin seine gesammelten Systemsprenger Junkies, auf meine Nerven an. Wie meine 10 Kinder, die Nerven waren überall verteilt. Die Systemsprenger hat er wahrscheinlich beim koksen kennengelernt oder auf dem Straßenstrich, da er gerne Johns lutscht, wenn er nicht nach anderen Strohalmen greift. Die Behindertenwerkstatt kennt keinen Skrupel, aber auch keinen klaren Verstand oder Beschäftigung außer Belästigung. Oder fahren nachts bei deiner Wohnung lang und schreien Drohungen rum, vorher war es immer durch die Wand. Die unscheinbaren, unschuldigen sind die schlimmsten. Aber bitte nicht weitersagen, es darf keiner wissen. Martina hat mir noch ein paar Infos gegeben, Paulina und Mortzia Belästigung haben noch Fotos und mehr Infos gebracht und dann habe ich meinen eigenen Fall erstellt. Das kenne ich von Papi und es ging um meine Ehre, also musst ich ihm erst einmal nachstellen, auch als er gerannt und umgezogen ist. Es war immer Zufall, aber ich glaube er hat mich immer vermieden. Er hat immer nur so getan, aber Robin brauchte meine und Paulinas Hilfe. Er hatte mentale Mängel+ und wollte nicht einsehen, dass er an allem schuld ist. Mentale Mängel + sind toll, musste mich erst einmal einlesen und dann hab ich damit gespielt. Was ein Höhenflug. Ich kenne Robins Schwächen ganz genau und ich nehme an, dass er schizophrene Tendenzen hat. Deswegen habe ich meine Köter und Missgeburten & co darauf angesetzt, ihn mental kaputt zu machen. Wir hatten sonst nichts zu tun, aber wir fanden es sehr lustig. Wenn ich ihn überall schlecht schlecht geredet habe, wäre er vielleicht in meine oder Paulinas Arme gerannt. Und dann hätte ihn vorher auch keiner angefasst. Aber er wollte ja nicht, also hat er jetzt Chlamydien und Genitalwarzen und geht anschaffen. Und sein Anwalt hat gesagt, ich soll aufhören ihn psychisch gestört zu nennen. Aber er ist minderbemittelt und aus einer ganz, ganz schlechten Familie und Kinder hat er vielleicht auch. Und als ob das alleine nicht reicht, simuliert er zusammen mit Paul Umzüge & co., aber lebt eigentlich noch in der Stadt Stalk, Vorort Lieville. Während Paul seinen Arsch im Internet anbietet und ich manchmal immer noch in der Stadt Denial lebe. Meine gutbürgerliche Hand wollten beide nicht, dabei war es zu ihren Gunsten. Und für eine Beziehung hätte es eh nie gereicht, aber ich wollte mit ihnen spielen.

Endlich Ablenkung. Die Taubenbogen Tagesschau brauchte news, wenn sie sich nicht schon mit ihrem eigenen Leben beschäftigen wollten. Aber nimmt doch nächstes Mal einfach eure Leben und fuckt andere nicht so ab.

[on-a-lucky-tide]

your nikprice writings give me life. you write their dynamic so well... and in character .... thank u for writing them they're very very beautiful 🙏

Non, thank you so much for alleviating some of my imposter syndrome. You have no idea how much this has helped. Here, a little short before bedtime:

Nik gives John some... flying lessons.

cw: making out.

"Main and auxiliary fuel tanks, altimeter, airspeed indicator..." Price tapped each in turn from his vantage point on Nik's lap, because, naturally, that was where Nik had insisted he sit for the full piloting experience. "What's this?"

"Engine and rotor tachometer, there is a second here," Nik tapped it, "to..."

"...keep the main and tail rotor blades in sync, that makes sense."

"Da, captain," Nik said, and Price didn't miss the fond admiration. It made him want to bloody preen.

"And this?"

"It is uh... the English is... friction control for cyclic pitch. It stops me from accidentally moving the cyclic pitch control."

Price nodded. "Cyclic control changes the pitch of each main rotor blade, which changes the lift and drag on the blade; speed and altitude changes."

"I will make a pilot out of you yet." Nik slipped his hands around Price's waist, kneading him appreciatively as he pressed his nose into the centre of his back. Price could practically feel Nik vibrating with barely contained pride

"I think I'll stick to jumpin' out of 'em, Nik, but yer faith's appreciated... Mm."

"Your back, it is still sore." Nik returned his thumbs to the spot that had made Price coil up, rubbing in gentle circles.

"S'nothin, physio gave me a beatin' yesterday. Said I needed to take up yoga."

"Yoga," Nik repeated, amused. "I can think of some better ways to help with your flexibility."

"Bet ya can, filthy bastard."

Price shuffled, knocking a few controls with his boot as he swung his leg over, and returned to Nik's lap so they were chest to chest and Nik's mouth was well within reach.

Nik's arms slipped tightly around his waist as they kissed, hands rubbing up his back to stroke and squeeze his neck and shoulders, holding him close. It didn't take long for Nik's hands to begin wandering elsewhere, Price's own palms sliding inside Nik's jacket and beneath the white cotton of his t-shirt.

As a young man Price had made out in his share of cars; there was something exciting and illicit about getting hot and heavy in the back seat, where you weren't supposed to, and Price was an adrenalin junkie to his core.

But snogging an internationally infamous arms dealer in the cockpit of his Black Hawk while it was parked in an off grid American base? That would be a hard one to beat.

[lvrcpid]

headcannons ii - modern!au

neteyam

— he was the type of kid who did the lemonade stands as a kid, backwards e and all.

— his led lights are always set to white. he doesn’t even use the light in his room

— he definitely goes trick or treating still. no matter the fact he’s almost 6 foot. he’s gonna get him some free candy

— speaking of candy, his favorite candy is..TWIZZLERS 🤢

— if there’s one thing neteyam will do, he gonna take a deep sigh like he a stressed father of 5

— he has his caps lock on 😟

— such a mommas boy

— ‘you need help ma?’ ‘i can pick her up for you ma’

— idc what y’all say him and jake ARENT THAT CLOSE

— nete def strays away from jakes old veteran ass but the first one to use his military discount anywhere they go 💀 he’s so me

— that boy loves him some the weeknd

— die for you is his favorite song

— the type to literally hit you while laughing

lo’ak

— he’s always in some sort of pain

— ‘my back hurt’ ‘my ankle hurts’

— he was the type of kid who got caught with kik at age 12

— when he finally got his car, he got a dent in it not even an hour later

— he thinks those a.i president videos are top tier comedy

— his closet is where he records his raps 💀

— neytiri has to FIGHT with him to make him wash his favorite hoodie

— ‘MA I CAN GO ONE MORE DAY’ ‘ITS BEEN TWO MONTHS’

— under his bed is literally comparable to a landfill. ITS SO DIRTY UNDER THERE

— when he was a kid, he ran into a wall and knocked his two front teeth out

— something tells me lo’ak is a fast eater like you could blink and his plate is CLEAR

— jake made him join jrotc 💀

kiri

— she’s def a morning person

— you can find her in her room mediating or doing yoga

— very in touch with her higher self

— she’s given herself a lot of stick and poke tattoos

— her favorite one is a heart on her finger

— shoes? hell no. crocs and slippers.

— funniest person in the family hands down

— she actually enjoys cleaning, it’s therapeutic

— the type to make twitter stans mad on purpose

— has way too much blackmail on everyone in the family

— she probably can’t dance tbh shed rather watch

— gives the MEANEST side eye to people

ao’nung

— he has facial hair (teehee)

— he probably was the type to go “boi 🫱🏽” in middle school

— he smells like irish spring ¿

— big big big sneaker head

— ‘where my hug at’ AONUNG GO TO HELL

— got that stiff athletes walk to him

— something tells me he has a letterman jacket with ‘A’ on it

— he definitely needs his license taken away. he has three tickets already

— speaking of license, his picture is his rizz. he looks so pretty in his picture

— poor baby hates eye contact, it makes him nervous

— he’s so fruity. talking bout some “POOKIE 😆”

— he’s a beast at mini golf

— da hood is his favorite roblox game. he definitely gets annoying and tells people to mic up

tsireya

— she actually believes in the tarot readings on her fyp

— she’s confident. not cocky.

— she can whoop ass. PRAY WITH HER DONT PLAY W HER

— she wants to dye her hair but she’s so scared

— she got a tattoo of a heart behind her ear behind her parents backs

— my girl loves her some astrology

— ‘WHATS YOUR RISING??’ ‘tsireya get the hell out of my room’

— she has a pet kitten named wiggles

— her lock screen is of her , lo’ak and wiggles

— she loves oreos

— her and the sims locked IN

— she’s spent at least 500 dollars on packages for the game

— she wears glasses but never wears them so she’s always squinting

— she’s a concert junkie. she’s been to almost every single nct concert she could attend

— ‘lo’ak let’s get matching silk presses’

[trauma-tin]

Denn willst du Frieden, mein Freund, musst du jederzeit für den Krieg bereit sein

Geben immer alles, aber sicher niemals klein bei

„Grenzen zu sprengen“ bedeutet für mich Freiheit

Verlieren kein Problem, Kampfgeist ist das, was zählt

Narben zeigen keine Schwäche, sondern nur, dass du immer noch stehst

Erfolg ist eine Treppe, jede Stufe muss man gehen

Denn Glück ist was für Leute, den' die Ausdauer fehlt

Bin mir der Stärke bewusst, aber schrei' sie nicht raus

Lieber stark unterschätzt als nur ein zu großes Maul

Junkie? Kann sein aber nur von diesem Lifestyle.

[inutilidadeaflorada]

O Discreto Amargado no Fundo da Boca

Voltei para ciranda da tua fala Invadindo a mentira ou solucionando A leitura por entre a texturas dos dedos Demanda uma acidez neutra pela eternidade

Tal dádiva não vale mais ou menos Do que todas as personas que saltam Entre a bifurcação dessas línguas Toda voz faz parte da paisagem de um necrotério

Cada corpo suprimido, performava uma serpente nova Traziam o conflito para o corpo, petrificavam-no, degustavam-no O derretiam, o dividiam, o profetizavam, o desacatariam com furor Para ao final do receituário, junkies inventarem de incendiá-lo

A todo Sísifo que ainda vive As horas mais pesadas aparentam facilidade Em cada beijo uma formiga é engolida De cada amor traiçoeiro, tomará espelhos e Faustos

Seu monólogo é um discurso ensaiado Declarando guerra às rosas sem espinhos Um hospital declaratório perfuma o comício Inventara milagres para cada transe tecido

O futuro é insone e todos o conhecemos Cada história é um encanto de ouvir A presença é um ato vangloriado às multidões A julgam, mas sempre são seduzidos por ela

Atar-se a braços como se barganhasse âncoras Desinventa-se cravos e pecados no divã Toda a sorte dessa desconfiança imatura Prevê tragédias pertinentes no último suspiro

Eu me fiz crer com o argumento do tato Que corpos se reconhecem em camadas São seus os deveres e álibis de pontífices Já toda a luz vence o mistério atrelado a morte

[manicplank]

Man, I just LOVE your headcanons!💜🥺

So I wanted to ask if you could do one related to "How do they like to spend a cold/snowy day with Reader?"

(sorry if anyone has asked this before)

Snowy day with the reader

This one is LOOONG so buckle up. (It's more of short stories rather than small headcanons. I liked this prompt.)

Gustavo: He doesn't like the cold, but he thinks the snow is beautiful. However, he prefers to stay inside where it's warm. He asks you to come over and help him try out a new recipe. He wanted to make some soup but wasn't quite sure what kind he wanted to make. You suggest (your favorite), and he thinks it's a good idea. The two of you take turns reading the recipe and putting ingredients together, all while trying to keep Brick from eating it. Ta-da! The soup comes out fantastic, and the two of you are proud. And Brick got some for being a good boy.

Peppino: He despises the cold. Instead of going out and doing something exciting, the two of you stay in the warm. You suggested a movie for him (insert your favorite movie here), and he asked if you'd like to come over and watch it with him. You, of course, said yes. He welcomes you in and apologizes for the house being a messy, even though it isn't so bad. He asks if he can make you a drink; your choice of coffee, tea, or hot cocoa. He makes the drinks and you two sit to watch the movie. He ends up falling asleep halfway. You wake him up after the movie ends. He's completely embarrassed. You told him you let him sleep because you figured he needed it. He apologizes a million times and offers you to come back and do it again another day.

Mr. Stick: Another one who despises the cold. He prefers indoor activities, whether they be at home or in a building. You two were supposed to hang out, but he came up with an idea. He wanted to take you to a casino and go gambling. You explain to him that you're much of a gambler and that he probably has a gambling problem. He shrugs and suggests an even better idea; an arcade. The two of you end up in an arcade where you play laser tag. You win, of course, and he challenges you to mini golf. You were winning, but you drew back and let him win this one. He was super happy. Afterward, the two of you head out for a nice meal at a fancy place which he insisted on paying for.

Pepperman: He doesn't like the cold. In fact, he's easily susceptible to frostbite since he's a plant. He can't really go outside, so instead, he invites you to come to his art studio. You're reluctant, thinking he might have something weird in mind. However, when you get there, you see canvases, bottles of paint, brushes, and a few Bob Ross VHS tapes. "Hey," he greets you. "I hope you don't mind, but I think we should paint some snowy landscapes instead of going out. I know you're not the best artist, so we can do something simple." You smile. This little gesture was unusually sweet of him. You agree, assuming you won't be great at painting. As Bob Ross guides you, Pepperman does, too. Whenever you get confused, he pauses the tape and helps you out. You actually end up making a fantastic painting! He compliments you greatly and admires your art style. It was insane to hear that coming from a narcissist like him.

The Vigilante: He really doesn't like the cold all that much, so he invites you over for dinner. He asks what you'd like, and you ask for (insert your favorite food). He makes a face... He's never cooked that before. He's not quite sure it'll end up too well. You offer to help, and he accepts. He has a bunch of fresh meat and produce grown on the farm. You're amazed by it as most of the stuff in the tower is filled with junky preservatives or pizza flavor. He chuckles and explains that his family has always grown their own food. He tries to follow the recipe but keeps getting confused. You end up taking the lead. He's so embarrassed. He apologizes several times and does his best to help out. You both make a great team. You finish the meal and sit down to eat with him. He tells you all the stories about growing up on the farm, and you have a great meal.

The Noise: While he absolutely HATES the cold, he likes the outdoor activities that come with it. His favorite is of course snowboarding. He takes you to the slopes with him. Noisette didn't want to come with. She fell last year and is too afraid to go again. You check into the lodge and see him waiting for you. It felt weird for you to see him out of costume. You have your choice of either skiis or snowboard. (Insert your choice.) You sit together on the lift and chat a bit on the way up. WOW, is he talkative. The two of you get to the top of the mountain. You forgot to explain that you actually DON'T know how to do this, and before you can, he's already speeding down the slope. You follow behind him as best as you can, but your balance is horrible. You're going so quick! You see a ramp coming up. He takes the jump. You weren't going to, but you can't slow down or steer! You plummet flat into the snow. He comes over in a rush. He's red-faced and embarrassed. He forgot how extreme he can be sometimes. You end up needing to be airlifted to a hospital as you probably have a concussion. Oops...

Noisette: She likes the cold and the snow! The Noise went out snowboarding, but after she was injured last year, she didn't want to go. Instead, she asks you to come over and bake something with her. You're a little hesitant since her food skills can be... well... sometimes, it can be lethal. She asks what you would rather do instead. You say you'd love to do something in the snow. Hmmm... Sledding? No, she's too afraid to fall again. Then she suggests going out and building something. You agree. You two decide to have a snowman building competition. The score is based on timing, size, and aesthetic. The two of you race around the yard, picking up sticks and stones. She throws a snowball at you from out of nowhere, so you throw one back. The snowman building competition had suddenly become a snowball fight. By the end of it, you're both covered in snow, and some snow even got in your clothes. You go inside to warm up. "Oh, hey, guess what," she asks. You turn to her and she throws one last snowball in your face.

Fake Peppino: He HATES HATES HATES winter and everything about it! Snow? Cold!Weather? COLD! Frogs don't like the cold! You try to get him to come outside, but he doesn't budge. You even try throwing something out there for him to fetch, but he still won't move. Hmmm... You pile up some blankets and pillows and plop down into it. He seems confused at first, but you lay there and wait. Eventually, it clicks in his brain. He comes over and wraps around you like a cat would. The two of you enjoy a warm nap in a nest of pillows. He starts croaking in his sleep, which wakes you up. You also see him twitching a little. He's dreaming! You pet him on the head, accidentally waking him up. He pulls you under him and goes back to sleep.

Pizzahead: He doesn't mind the cold. He doesn't necessarily like it, but it comes with fun activities. He invited you to go ice skating with him, and you agreed. However, when you get to the rink, you see him dressed up in a beautiful outfit with sequins and glitter scattered all over. He even brought his own skates. You grab some from the rental and put them on. He has to help you walk over to the rink so you don't roll an ankle. He pushes you on gently. He then goes flying past you, doing all sorts of tricks and twirls. "Oh, I forgot to tell you," he calls out, "that I'm kind of really good at this!" He laughs. You try your best, but you can barely stand up straight. He comes over and grabs you, helping you stay upright. "See what I'm doing with my feet? Push your foot forward with half of your weight." You do so and almost fall, but he catches you. You try again, and you get it. Then you do it with your other foot. "Okay, now do a flip," he jokes. He grabs your hand and spins you around. Suddenly, you're going backward. "Yes, you've got it! Now lean into it and move your feet as if you're walking forward." You try to do so, but lose your balance and topple over. He skates over laughing. He helps you up. "Come on, now. Let's try that again."

Pillar John: He's ecstatic. He hasn't seen it snow in a while. He asks if you want to go sledding with him. You try to explain to him that you're afraid he'll crush you, but he insists you'll be fine. You reluctantly agree. You meet him at the bottom of a hill. It's huge! You tell him you're not sure you'll be able to get up there. "Don't worry," he says, "watch this!" He picks you up and puts you on top of his head. He runs up the hill like it's nothing. "Hold on tight!" He tosses you on his back as he dives face first down the hill. You scream in horror at first. Once you figure out what's happening, you're laughing with joy. You come to the bottom and hop off of him. He rolls onto his side, "Wasn't that great?" You laugh and nod. "Wanna do it again?" You smile and nod, and he tosses you back up on his head. The two of you do this for a good hour before he's tuckered out. You're shocked he never rolled over on you and killed you.

Gerome: You ask him if he's doing anything later, and he shrugs. So, you ask if he wants to do something with you, and he shrugs again. You suggest skiing, he says no. You suggest snowball fights, he says no. You suggest making a snowman, he says no. You finally ask him what he wants to do. He says that he'd rather read near a fireplace or watch a movie. You agree to a movie and ask which one he prefers. He says he'll watch whatever you pick. You pick your favorite movie, but you warn him that it might be a little boring since Peppino fell asleep during it. He says that it can't be any more boring than being a janitor. You two sit down and watch the movie, and he actually ends up enjoying it. Afterwards, he's much more cheerful and talkative. You tell him there's a second one, and he tells you to put it on.

-

I told you to buckle up.

[couldtransitionsaveher]

THE JOKER from BATMAN (DC COMICS)

JUSTIFICATION:

"Idk like c'mon. She's da jokah baybee. I do think whether it would save her or not depends on when it happens though. If it's pre-jokerification I think it "saves her" in that she instead becomes a really fucked up mentally ill junkie living in an apartment with her toxic lesbian polycule, which is still better than being a psycho mass murderer so yk. If it's post-joker than it doesn't save her but she becomes less abusive towards Harley and joins a supervillain polycule with her and Poison ivy." - Anonymous

"Joker (2019): her whole thing is feeling like society rejects her like her whole existence is just a joke hmm i wonder why. The Killing Joke(1988): She's so disturbed by her reflection. The changes to her body (dunked in chemical waste) against her will that she goes evil. Maybe if you were able to transition in the way you wanted we wouldn't be here. In many story iterations we see Joker is OBSESSED with the idea of Batman. More than finding out Batman's identity, more than the actual evil scheme, resources go into messing with Batman's head. Proving that Batman could have been the Joker in the right circumstances. Batman is also considered a pinnacle of stone cold masculinity. Toxic masculinity. It's not that Joker wants to be like Batman, but that Joker wants to be PART of Batman because Batman is her reference point for her own identity. Batman is the Good Guy and Joker is the "Bad Guy," the Guy "Who Had a Bad Day," the Man Who "Just Wants to Watch the World Burn" Joker is everything Batman is not, and that's why they are connected. Joker doesn't know who she was before Joker and this is exemplified by the fact she has no consistent origin story. In order to transiton, she has to finally define who she is, who she wants to be, without the concerns of Batman or the ridicule/laughter/acceptance of Gotham. To let go of Batman is to let go of Joker. Transitioning would fix her." - Anonymous

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[naradivision]

Happy Halloween! 🎃

Happy Halloween, everybody! Make sure to be safe and sound going around getting tricks or treats and enjoys the ambiance of fantastic fall! Before it’s soon going to have such an exciting event in November, as a special decorum for this very spooky event that I miss specifically for my team last year, here’re some Halloween performances from the Division of Nara!

“…Honestly, are we really obligated to do this kind of thing on Halloween?” “Absolutely! We’ve already missed to join in the fun last Halloween, you remember? So, this time why don’t we grab this chance to show what our division has made of?!” “That’s right! Think of it as some special serenade for our lovely supporters, Saigo-san. And this is ANGE’s first Halloween! Wouldn’t it be so unfair for her if we don’t let her make some scene with us too?” “Hooray~ (≧ヮ≦) 💕 Is ANGE gonna get involved with everyone this time!?” “Of course, why not? You’re now part of our team —Well then, shall we start…?”

Welcome To Da House!

Performed By House of Miraitabi :

Yuuya “ARROW” Kanata

Asahi “SWEET-T” Tomoharu

Saigo “Tsukumogami” Fuyugami

ANGE

Real Title: Place to be Original: IRREGULAR DICE ft. FAKE TYPE

Happy Halloween ★

Performed By Nara’s Golden Trio:

Yuuya “ARROW” Kanata

Asahi “SWEET-T” Tomoharu

ANGE

Covered by: Naraka, Saegusa Akina, Fuwa Minato

Original by: Junky ft. Kagamine Rin

Re: Bling-Bang-Bang-Born

Performed By Nara’s Golden Trio:

Yuuya “ARROW” Kanata

Asahi “SWEET-T” Tomoharu

ANGE

Covered by: Meloco Kyoran, Shu Yamino, Sonny Brisko Original by: Creepy Nuts

E-Y-E

Performed By Miraitabi DeathEaters:

Yuuya “ARROW” Kanata

Asahi “SWEET-T” Tomoharu

Saigo “Tsukumogami” Fuyugami

Covered by: Araki, nqrse, Meychan Original by: Kanaria ft. GUMI

Happy Halloween! 🎃

[bullet-prooflove]

Hi,I noticed you have wrote for raylan givens and wondered if you have any helpful tips as I’m currently working on writing my first ever raylan fic. Huge fan of Justified :)

I don’t have anything specific to Raylan but the most important things I’d recommend to anyone starting to write a story are:

Editing – Are you putting out the best version of your work? Don’t just write a piece and post it right away, have a careful read through, change anything that reads awkwardly or places where you’ve used similar phrases/words. Are you writing in the same tense throughout? From my experience readers like high quality work so take the time to put the extra effort in and it will pay off for you in the long term.

Cause & Effect – I go on about this all the time but I can not state it enough. The reason a lot of fics fall flat is because the writers don’t go beyond surface level with their characters. They say so and so is DA or a cop or a nurse but they don’t think of anything beyond that so their character is basic, their plotlines generic and they have issues writing realistic dialogue. They don’t know the person they are writing about. You have to ask what made them decide to work towards that role, the challenges they faced getting where they are today. An example would be Gutterson and Lucky. Lucky’s an FBI agent, the one he constantly mentions in the series. They met during they’re time together in Afghanistan when she was in Intelligence. They started a thing but could never find time for an actual relationship because they’re assignments took them in different directions even when Tim left the military. She went to FBI because she loves the investigation side of things and Tim went US Marshal’s because snipers, they love the hunt.  That is cause and effect. Lucky’s time in Intelligence led to her FBI career because she likes solving puzzles, it also makes her ideal for UC work which is how the two of them reunited again and is now the crux of the conflict between the two of them. Just out of giving her that tiny bit of history I have developed a storyline, a character that’s well rounded with her own idiosyncrasies and dialogue that’s unique to the two of them.  Oh and also the nick name Lucky from her time over there. Another example is a character has siblings. Is their brother a junkie or a priest, do they have moral conflicts because of it? Are they called out because he’s constantly in trouble? All of that feeds into your character, develops potential storylines and gives them more of a voice.

Research – The reason my writing gets a lot of attention is because of authenticity. I take the time to research what I’m writing about so when you’re reading it, it seems real. A lot of people will hash over this but it’s what really makes my writing sing, it also helps to create plotlines. An example of this is Beau & Ally, the first time I wrote them was to a prompt of ‘I’m not the man they think I am at home’ – it ended up beomcing a piece about how people think he’s very cold but he’s actually not, it’s a self defence mechanism due to this role and the poor dude just misses his wife. When she comes back from the deployment we see a whole other side of him. This then turned into the Deployment series because I had to research deployment and I came across so much information about how it effects families and a couples and I wanted to explore how it would effect two spouses who were enlisted. People love that series because of the emotional depth, the rawness of it and the authenticity. I couldn’t have brought that to life if I hadn’t done the research.

In my opinion if you want to be an exceptional writer you have to actively do these three things otherwise you’re at risk of not connecting with your readers.

[andrevasims]

TS2 Nightlife Soundtrack DJs

I think my favorite part of the Nightlife soundtrack isn’t just that they featured actual DJs doing techno remixes of Sims 2 music, but the specific genres the DJs worked in were never as popular as they were in the 2000s, so it really is a time capsule for the sound of that era.

Note: The “known for” sections are limited to work the DJs had released earlier than 2005 (aka prior to being involved in Nightlife) just to get a better idea of what EA saw in their work to invite them onto the soundtrack as well as compare their music as contemporary to what they created for the game.

Junkie XL: The Sims Theme

- Known for that remix of Elvis’s A Little Less Conversation that was used in a very early internet meme (among other things) and having a song featured in Need for Speed Underground

Adam Freeland: Arch of the Sims / Busy / Makeover

- Known for having a song featured in the rhythm game Rez and the single We Want Your Soul

General Midi: Shopping Spree / Stop and Sim / First Volley

- Known for his 2006 debut album Midi Style (not prior to Nightlife but I couldn’t find anything else notable about this DJ earlier than this lol)

DJ Hyper: Sim the Builder / Sim Time Sim Place

- Known for having a song featured in Need for Speed Most Wanted

Lemon Jelly: Sims Theme / Makeover / Arch of the Sims / Sim Time Sim Place

- Known for the singles Nice Weather for Ducks, Stay With You, and The Shouty Track

Timo Maas: The Sims Theme

- Known for his remix of Azzido Da Bass’s Dooms Night and having a song featured in FIFA 2003

--- Other Sims music trivia posts: ---------------------------

• Urbz composer interview & unreleased Urbz songs

• English to simlish Urbz songs

• Artists who did songs for both The Urbz & TS2 Console

• Hot Date songs licensed from APM Music

• English to simlish Unleashed songs

• Makin’ Magic songs licensed from APM Music