#DON MARIO

[f-allen-angel]

La vida me sonríe

[cristinabcn]

Deja que te cuente un cuento: La Navidad con la Abuela

Let me tell you a story: Christmas with Grandma Maggie Vazquez, Luz Violeta. Escritora, Columnista En fechas decembrinas en un lugar muy lejano, donde hacía mucho frío y las casitas eran de madera, donde era necesario tener la chimenea prendida todo el día y la noche por el frío que hacía, tocaron a la puerta de la casa de la abuela, toc, toc, toc. Era don Mario y María que viajaban mucho todo…

[socha-sans-jabaloi]

¡Cerdoooo!

Las anécdotas de papá. Hubo un tiempo en que Don Mario vivió en San Rafael Chamapa, en el Estado de México. Estamos hablando de allá por los ochentas. El lugar si que le quedaba lejísimo, trabajando en el otrora D.F., hoy Ciudad de México. San Rafael era una vieja colonia de asentamientos irregulares, pero para cuando mi papá vivía allí, ya estaba decentemente poblado y desarrollado. El rentaba…

[friendlybatteringram]

Don Pianta: Lemme tell you sumthin' Mario. I been havin' a lotta powerful 'n' confusin' feelings ever since my Francesca an' dat Frankie got engaged. Like da fact dat Frankie is a potential nickname for Francesca. Which would mean my Frankie is marryin' Frankie. Frankie 'n' Frankie. People will be callin' dem da Frankies. An' dere's already a Professor Frankly livin' in dese parts, so that's basically an etymological nightmare just waitin' ta happen. Yeesh. If they name their child Francis I might suffer a coronary. And it'll be a question of which Frankie delivers da eulogy. Anyway, I also wonder what kinda cheap excuse for a rock dat boy got as an engagement ring. He knows he coulda just crimed up a better one, right?

[peppermintpillz]

Jumping on the trend

[twentydaysofmay]

happy pride month everyone

[wheelsgoroundincircles]

Mario Andretti, Dan Gurney, Don Prudhome, and A. J. Foyt, standing next to a Blown, 427 Ford Cammer, rail.

[stephenjplant]

One stormy evening, Mario and Shylene encounter a guilt-ridden undead knight named Sir Dryhard. Together they explore a giant, fortress-like windmill and face off against the fearsome Whomp spirit who has possessed the structure's every brick. *NOT A REAL GAME

[lord-of-the-wasteland]

Draw Don and Doom playing Mario kart please. :3

// the goddamn nerds. lmfaoo. Don would be like: "this is nothing like real car racing!!" and then he would lose horribly to Doom surviving the blue shell with a star.

[punchouthottakes]

I think that Mario got fired from his ref job due to his "favouritism" for Don Flamenco. I also think that the WVBA "hired" Donkey King just to spite him. That last part clearly went wrong lmao.

[irys-punch]

Not to be dramatic (I definitely am) but I was looking at the newly-released concept art for the Mario Movie and.

I love Punch-Out Pizzeria so much 😭

The tieback to their NES portrait photos? Oh I adore it

glass joe 😭 give that man a BREAK

oh Don 💀 your NES sprite will always haunt you

Glad to see Hondo :) he's so cute in the concept art

and lastly, Bald Bull! personally the resemblances show through well :]

I need them all back on my screens now 😭 even if it's just ONE frame in the most obscure media I need my boxers desperately and I owe this movie my soul for giving us this

[jowbokitten]

Genovember: Day 29 Wuh oh, this ztar zpirit-possessed doll wants to take the star pieces all for himself! What's he planning to use them for...? Either way, it can't be any good. aka I made an evil!Geno, he's very basic but I like how he turned out :)

[ohshy]

Carmen: PREPARE FOR TROUBLE !!!

Don: AND MAKE IT DOUBLE !!!

Referee Mario: NYA-HOO !!!

[beatleswings]

CarDon 🤝 Mareach

brown haired guy in red and blonde girl in pink from Nintendo game ship 🩷❤️

[transformedgirlspringbracket]

FINALS

[peppermintpillz]

I’ve seen that Mario x Don Flamenco is a thing and I think that’s funny but also extremely awesome and based. Please take my shitpost art I made of them

(Suggestive?? Art under the cut I get a bit weird lol)

I promise I’ll make serious punch out art for pride month eventually