#DO NOT KILL ME

[crippled-peeper]

what exactly is stopping Wisconsin from annexing the upper peninsula of Michigan and renaming it North Wisconsin

[lnkedmyheart]

The funniest (worst) thing would be 110 switches POVs for a whole year, the anime finishes animating 109, we get an sb movie and then Mamo announces his departure from bsd. And that's how we find out Dazai is actually dead and he was just enough of a bitch to get his last words in after a headshot.

[tea-and-formaldehyde]

I need to eat someone alive

[pyr0cue]

allo tua fans will look you in your eye and tell you that the person most important to klaus hargreeves was some guy who had like 5 total minutes of screentime across 4 seasons and not like. his siblings. who are the main focus of the show. and then they will tell you klaus hargreeves will only ever be happy if he returns to being in a relationship with said random man with 5 minutes of screentime

[october-funeral]

I will never understand the mr bonzo hate. He’s just a silly guy. A creature. A fella. Just admit that deep down, you’re desperately attracted to him. No need to get all worked up over it.

[lucianwallywalls]

no kill me

[sethiescope]

jerf

yeah alright i’ll salute to that. jerf on, my man

[clarafordahwin]

Happy Pride Month to Tery Pratchett and Neil Gaimman, confirmed as real life lovers.

[happymaskface]

Preparing drawing for pride day (although I think it doesn't work in my case)

But it's still a drawing

[phoenix-drowning-ina-rainy-world]

YOUR HONOR THEY ARE LOVERS

ok

[lazylittledragon]

can't believe we're all adults being forced into the club penguin level of censorship in 2024

[redsray]

the funniest part of any Robin meeting the JL is that every Robin is so distinctly different from the previous one in terms of personality and vibes that the league literally gets backlash. and like, I don't blame them. not to mention that they are non-meta children that dress as a traffic light and fight crime alongside batman in gotham on a nightly basis. i'd also be a bit concerned. Batman, literally The Night of Gotham personified in the League's eyes, coming into a JL meeting: This is Robin, my crime-fighting partner. 11-year-old Dick Grayson, dressed in the brightest primary colours possible, vaguely hidden murder behind those eyes, never stops moving even for a moment: Hi! Superman: That's a child. That's-- Bats that is a child. You let a child--? Batman, deadpan: You try to stop him. Would you rather he try and murder a grown man with a wire?

Batman: This is Robin. 12-year-old Jason Todd, with the biggest grin on his face, about 3 books in his hand, stars in his eyes and a distinct street-kid drawl: Hey!!! Green Lantern: That's ... that's a different child. What?? Jason: I stole his tires :) Batman: Tried to. Jason, stage whispering to the League: basically did. Green Lantern: that is a different kid, right?? I'm not seeing shit??

Batman: This is Robin. 14-year-old Tim Drake, bo staff clutched in his hand, a wary and tired expression on his face, more on the quiet side, the literal walking definition of don't judge a book by it's cover: hello Flash: Where do you even find these-- Tim: I found myself.

Batman: This is Robin. 17-year-old Stephanie Brown, literally blonde, with a shit-eating grin, eyes full of nothing but mischief and the most explosive personality you've ever seen: hiya!! Superman: I give up. Stephanie: I know, I have that amazing effect on people.

Batman: This is Robin. 13-year-old Damian Wayne, a literal wet cat that will hiss at you, has a sword, the most judgemental stare you'll get from a teenager, ready to jump anyone there: Green Lantern: WHY DOES HE HAVE A SWORD?! Batman: ... he came with the sword.

[lastoneout]

I just love it when video games let you do really stupid shit that kills you immediately. I love being like "oh this is a terrible idea" and being able to do it and then die. It's good game design.

[hinamie]

trick or treat!

[kensatou]

(✿◕‿◕) die (ꈍ ꒳ ꈍ✿)

[violent138]

There comes a time when the criminals prefer being taken in by Batman, because his kids go a little overboard:

Goon: "You won't kill me."

Cass: "You ready to bet your life on that?"

Duke: *tosses her the gun they took off the guy* "I would do what she says."

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Random thug: "Hey Batman doesn't kill--"

Damian: "Not like he's here. You're certainly not going to be able to tell him."

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Tim: "Well, accidents do happen. Shame." *starts to let go of the rope*

Guy dangling off the building: "No, no okay, okay, I'll tell you!"

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Steph: *clears throat*

Gang members: "We surrender!" *multiple guns fall to the ground*

Steph: "I see my reputation precedes me, wise choice."

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*Bruce gets chewed out by Gordon by the Batsignal because the rumours have spread so much, it kind of sounds like Batman's kids have been going around murdering people*

Bruce: "In my defense, it's only one of them."

Gordon: "What."

Bruce: *realizes he never filled Gordon in on Red Hood*