#DO A FLIP BITCH

[softiedingo]

[sh1-n0bu]

me, reading a sub [character] smut: yessss. yeeessssss. fUCK YEAH! GET THEIR ASS!

said fic, towards the ending: [character] flips u over, now towering over you with renewed vigor and fire in their eyes. “daddy/mommy’s hungry now”

me, paling like the fucking ash baby: wait no. no no nonononononono what’re you doing???? nOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO—

[itissadbutitsmy-artblog]

i think peps raised finn more than you think

[sniperdadmaccready]

I'm too lazy to make the edit but pretend California Girls by Katy Perry is playing in the background while you watch this <3

[weepingangelboy]

I hate when I'm being whimsical and saying things like "what the flip flop" but then SOMEONE wants to rain on my whimsy and goes "mimimimi just say what the fuck!!!" I'll say fuck when I talk about how I fucked your dad last night from behind how about that.

[m3nt4lly1ll1]

I’ve spent like a few hours here already and I already feel healthier here. MIGHT delete my TikTok accounts because they be making me angry. Every time I mention “hey, how about we DON’T tell people to kill themselves when you disagree with them” I get hit with excuses of why it’s totally okay. Or just any other scenario where I say we should be nice to each other. Is it kind of elementary? Yeah, but it shouldn’t have to be something that needs to be said. People are just assholes. ESPECIALLY towards proshippers. I can’t count the number of times I’ve seen death threats, rape threats, “you deserve your trauma”, “I hope it happens again”, Kys comments, etc. on silly little edits of like shodabi. Cmon now. It’s pixels.. why are we so pressed? Why can’t we all just hold hands and get along? My inner soul is too kind for the internet, because I really don’t understand what’s so hard about not harassing the people you don’t like

Im tweaking out. You waste LESS TIME BY SCROLLING AWAY WHY IS IT WORTH THE EFFORT???

“They’re brothers.”

Yes Suzan; thank you for pointing out the obvious. WE KNOW.

Tweaking

(Mha 431 spoilers shhh)

And and THE SHIP WARS THE FUCKING SHIP WARS.

I’m sorry, okay; Izuku and Ochako dabbed each other up. That doesn’t mean they’re in love and have six children. STOP. Why are they going in every other ship vid with izuku or Ochako and spamming “IZUOCHA CANON”

STOPPPPPPP CEASE CEASE why can’t you just LET PEOPLE HAVE THEIR FUN

ahem.

Anyway how are y’all doin?

[taviokapudding]

Idgaf about Carrie Underwood

Nothing could've prepared me for The Village People choosing to perform for Trump and claiming there's nothing gay about Y.M.C.A.; they literally banned him from using their music before & claiming they don't make gay bangers is EXTREME US music history erasure

I know Republicans been erasing US history as far back as the Daughters of Confederacy, but Y.M.C.A. is explicitly a time capsule of summarizing when gay US men were cruising at YMCAs & the LGBTQ+ disco scene

Like imagine Chappel Roan saying Pink Pony Club isn't about The Abbey 40yrs later, wtf?!?

Carrie Underwood is just trying to revive her dead career with a $1 necromancer move and failing miserably, but full on US culture, disco, and LGBTQ+ histories are intentionally being altered in real time & it's horrifying

I'm genuinely flabbergasted. Maybe it's because I'm more aware about LGBTQ+ history in general than most around my age but how can elders- born from WW2 witnesses and survived multiple epidemics & pandemics, learn nothing?

Money & deals with fascists are temporary but guarantee your death in all outcomes

Bruh

[squarebracketsmileyface]

Jay not being able to make up his mind on whether he wants Alex to be nice to him or whether he wants to antagonize him into hitting him hard, is making this chapter and absolute rollercoaster to write.

[pseudowho]

My toxic trait is reading a multi-fic, but just scrolling through to find my faves

[gurokichi]

I get jealous too easily… and then I’m in like the worst mood ever for ages because I got jealous over something stupid (¬_¬")

[mars-ipan]

I GOT A GUY AND WE’RE BEST FRIENDS N I HOPE WE GET 2 KILL OURSELVES 2GETHER >w<

[romanticatheartt]

If I had the ability to led on a grown ass man (without even doing much) for 5 centuries I'd be proud as fuck, lemme tell ya...

Mor probably...

[sniperdadmaccready]

I'm curious to know: what are some of your favorite vocal stims / favorite quotes to repeat / idiosyncratic phrases? Rb and put them in the tags to further my agenda (growing more brain worms to eat the remnants of my grey matter)

[james-stark-the-writer]

just finished Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney, and it is a game written by cowards for cowards.

the final twist genuinely ruins the game. it's so stupid as a narrative decision. i hate it so much. it almost makes me understand what the people yelling about The Last Jedi being too subservient to its themes were yelling about (OBVIOUSLY not the ones that were being bigoted and loud and wrong about it, but just the ones who had actual issues with its narrative directions/execution). genuinely, the twist takes what could have been an extremely solid 8.5, maybe a 9/10 game down to a 4/10 game with nothing of interest to say deluding itself into thinking it's saying anything of worth by thoughtlessly repeating patterns as if that's supposed to generate meaning without any real effort of actually committing to that meaning, or seeing the world as anything beyond its basic binary worldview of Good and Bad.

putting that twist in fundamentally cuts the legs out from any actual, interesting and substantive critique it could have leveled at the legal system and our feelings about people on trial and their perceived guilt or innocence, and it just ends up reinforcing it as a power of good that Will Ultimately Prevail In The Search For Truth, as if that is even remotely a thing any legal system is concerned with, especially the one in the game that mostly just stumbles into The Right Choices because it's a game controlled by the player. it's frankly ideologically incoherent to the point of saying nothing because its critique is unfocused and toothless. best it can muster is "maybe some people are corrupt and lying, but if You take Advantage of The System, you can beat them" as if malicious compliance is supposed to change the system. fuck off.

ran out of tags but. i'm serious about this lol, i really hate it as a narrative and ideological choice. the game threatens to say something bold and interesting and then just pulls the rug out from underneath you. it sucks. it's very much like 12 Angry Men in that way, i think, except at least that movie Knows what it's saying and that its basic premise is its ideological downfall, this just doesn't really feel like it says anything much interesting or coherent, ultimately, because the criticism either drowns in the length and comedic nature of it, or just ultimately isn't focused and pointed and nuanced enough to actually say something meaningful. like ik someone's gonna do a "kid's game" thing but hello, kid's shit has always been nuanced and just bc it's "for kids" doesn't mean it has to abide by some binary ass morality that flattens all its interesting critique, especially when you're constantly led, structurally, to the more interesting and nuanced narrative choice only to have a twist completely ruin it and making it all feel like a waste of your time. plenty of things are nuanced and interesting and "for kids" without deflating their themes and messages by writing a stupid twist that undercuts the interesting parts of its arguments.

[bigcats-birds-and-books]

Books of 2024: ADHD FOR SMART ASS WOMEN: HOW TO FALL IN LOVE WITH YOUR NEURODIVERGENT BRAIN by Tracy Otsuka.

I saw this on a new release promotional email and thought "well shit, that looks like my life, I should Investigate That™," only to realize it was a brand new hardback and I didn't want to pay $29 for 200 pages of information. Since I found out about it on release day, my next thought was, "Oh, I can check and see if my library has any copies!! We love supporting our libraries in this house!!"

Reader: They did Not.

But! I did find the "request a book" option on their website, and I entered this book, and I got a robocall within a week saying my hold was ready to be picked up! Y'all!! The library literally ordered this book for me (it was stamped into circulation one (1) day before they called me!), and now I have it to read! I love libraries!!

(book pic featuring the super cute coaster set @asexualbookbird made me that I love with my entire heart!!)

[pastelpousay]

Writing a Hadina one shot should be done by Saturday or earlier this week🙈🐺 keep an eye out it’ll be posted here ANYWAYS ENJOY!!

Also I mostly just came here to ramble about Hadina again because I’m depressed 😻 (basically just Hades x Rina Hcs)

⭐️=General 💙=Romantic

⭐️Anyways when Rina is having super depressive episodes or bad days to the point she can’t function well, Hades takes immediate notice and lets her have the rest of the day off

💙 if they’re dating he’ll have her cuddle up with him on his thrown and he’ll have her talk it out if she’s comfortable

⭐️Hades always speaks up for Rina when people pick on her or interrupt her when she speaks. Even if it weren’t much of a big deal he will fucking swing hands about his assistant don’t get it twisted

⭐️if it were done by a god no doubt there’ll be a fight or at the very least words will be exchanged. If it weren’t- say goodbye because you’re already dead💀

⭐️Rina is scared off by roaches and is a bit jumpy around spiders, although she certainly favors them above bugs. But usually Hades will eat kill them 😁

💙if She gets scared by anything else she’ll usually crawl into his bed, or if it’s during the time they share one, she’ll scoot closer to him

💙if he’s awake he’ll probably have her lay on his chest while he chats with her, to calm her down

⭐️Hades loves receiving little gifts from Rina whether it be art, or some sweet letters of appreciation he’ll keep them near his work space for safe keeping (god forbid Rina gets a bit too close to his desk)

⭐️Hades tends to lack personal space, so whenever he gets a bit too close to Rina or even touches her a bit she gets so exited like the little loser she is 😭

💙Rina has a hard time believing that Hades actually loves her so, but she refuses to believe that he would lie to her (if not for her own sake) so she usually won’t fully express that she doesn’t believe him- but he means every single one of his compliments to her and would 100% say them a 100 times over if it would get her believe them.

⭐️Rina likes to make sure that Hades is 100% comfortable with everything all the time and he finds it amusing as hell because she basically uses it as an excuse to see/be near him.

💙Back when hades was crushing on Rina. He actually backed up a little with the personal space because he felt SOOOOO SO nervous to to be by her he literally started flaring the hell up when she does get little bit to close

💙 speaking of which- he loves when she does, even though he’s already warm as hell he loves the feeling of her warm skin on his, it doesn’t matter what color, if it’s scarred, if it was rough and calloused. He just likes the feeling of her.

OKAY IM DONE WITH MY LITTLE HCS I MAY DO ANGST ONES IF I FEEL LIKE IT BUT THESE ARE JUST GENERAL