#DO A FLIP BITCH
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Jay not being able to make up his mind on whether he wants Alex to be nice to him or whether he wants to antagonize him into hitting him hard, is making this chapter and absolute rollercoaster to write.
#Everyone's getting whiplash here. me. Jay. Alex. None of us know what Jay's gonna do next. and whatever it is god knows its a shit decision#I swear. Jay sits there and goes “ill be good to get this over with and get the aftercare quicker” and then he's like “no no im gonna do#do whatever it is Alex told me NOT to do so that he'll use me like a human punching bag" and he keeps fucking flipping from one to#the other. like BRO make up your mind. And also please talk to Alex??? He's trying to be nice. like YOU wanted. but you don't know how to#actually deal with that so you just keep antagonizing him to make him go back to being mean to you. AND THEN THAT MAKES JAY FEEL BAD#toxic jaylex#fucking dumbasses. stupid fucking moron bitches i hate them so much go to fucking therapy you stupid fucks#i feel like the jurgen leitner rant about them. “Jaylex? Stupid idiot mother fucking Jaylex? Goddamn fools---” and so on and so forth#mildly nsft#marble hornets#jay merrick#alex kralie#marble hornets fanfic#jaylex#mh sorry its locked
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My toxic trait is reading a multi-fic, but just scrolling through to find my faves
#I have no excuses#I'm a lazy bitch#My thirst knows no bounds#Smh pushing guys aside to get to my bae#Scrolling through a multi fic to find bae ain't even there#*flips table*#You guys can do it to my fics too#i don't mind
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kinda wanna remove my septum piercing and be free but then how will bitches know I’m one of them
#Ik I can just flip it up but do u know how good it will feel to be fully free LMAO#not that I interact w said bitches anyway sooo idk what’s the point#but also I’ll be removing half my personality I feel even tho in reality I won’t bc I don’t have a personality any more
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Books of 2024: ADHD FOR SMART ASS WOMEN: HOW TO FALL IN LOVE WITH YOUR NEURODIVERGENT BRAIN by Tracy Otsuka.
I saw this on a new release promotional email and thought "well shit, that looks like my life, I should Investigate That™," only to realize it was a brand new hardback and I didn't want to pay $29 for 200 pages of information. Since I found out about it on release day, my next thought was, "Oh, I can check and see if my library has any copies!! We love supporting our libraries in this house!!"
Reader: They did Not.
But! I did find the "request a book" option on their website, and I entered this book, and I got a robocall within a week saying my hold was ready to be picked up! Y'all!! The library literally ordered this book for me (it was stamped into circulation one (1) day before they called me!), and now I have it to read! I love libraries!!
(book pic featuring the super cute coaster set @asexualbookbird made me that I love with my entire heart!!)
#books of 2024#book photography#adhd for smart ass women#tracy otsuka#did i flinch a little bit at the gendering?? perhaps.#however. i suspect. despite that. it will STILL have so much information relevant to me#i've only flipped through it briefly so far but i'm fascinated about the nutrition section so i'll be reading the shit out of that#i have less than 14 days i need to get on this lol#in my defense: i was trying to finish falcon#and next up is dragon#i did not think a library book would be first on my New Books of 2024 list but here we are#i really do still want to read the architecture books and a BUNCH OF OTHER SHIT#gotdamn dragon is such a chonker#i'll be reading bitch queen forever i think#khine my beloved#anyway i don't think i can speedread this and i don't really want to??#i'm gonna have to take Notes#on anything i want to remember#we'll see if there's much in there or not *eyes*
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Writing a Hadina one shot should be done by Saturday or earlier this week🙈🐺 keep an eye out it’ll be posted here ANYWAYS ENJOY!!
Also I mostly just came here to ramble about Hadina again because I’m depressed 😻 (basically just Hades x Rina Hcs)
⭐️=General 💙=Romantic
⭐️Anyways when Rina is having super depressive episodes or bad days to the point she can’t function well, Hades takes immediate notice and lets her have the rest of the day off
💙 if they’re dating he’ll have her cuddle up with him on his thrown and he’ll have her talk it out if she’s comfortable
⭐️Hades always speaks up for Rina when people pick on her or interrupt her when she speaks. Even if it weren’t much of a big deal he will fucking swing hands about his assistant don’t get it twisted
⭐️if it were done by a god no doubt there’ll be a fight or at the very least words will be exchanged. If it weren’t- say goodbye because you’re already dead💀
⭐️Rina is scared off by roaches and is a bit jumpy around spiders, although she certainly favors them above bugs. But usually Hades will eat kill them 😁
💙if She gets scared by anything else she’ll usually crawl into his bed, or if it’s during the time they share one, she’ll scoot closer to him
💙if he’s awake he’ll probably have her lay on his chest while he chats with her, to calm her down
⭐️Hades loves receiving little gifts from Rina whether it be art, or some sweet letters of appreciation he’ll keep them near his work space for safe keeping (god forbid Rina gets a bit too close to his desk)
⭐️Hades tends to lack personal space, so whenever he gets a bit too close to Rina or even touches her a bit she gets so exited like the little loser she is 😭
💙Rina has a hard time believing that Hades actually loves her so, but she refuses to believe that he would lie to her (if not for her own sake) so she usually won’t fully express that she doesn’t believe him- but he means every single one of his compliments to her and would 100% say them a 100 times over if it would get her believe them.
⭐️Rina likes to make sure that Hades is 100% comfortable with everything all the time and he finds it amusing as hell because she basically uses it as an excuse to see/be near him.
💙Back when hades was crushing on Rina. He actually backed up a little with the personal space because he felt SOOOOO SO nervous to to be by her he literally started flaring the hell up when she does get little bit to close
💙 speaking of which- he loves when she does, even though he’s already warm as hell he loves the feeling of her warm skin on his, it doesn’t matter what color, if it’s scarred, if it was rough and calloused. He just likes the feeling of her.
OKAY IM DONE WITH MY LITTLE HCS I MAY DO ANGST ONES IF I FEEL LIKE IT BUT THESE ARE JUST GENERAL
#i 💙 blue men#disney hades#💙hadina⭐️#hades disney#🖇pumpkinzz bs selfships💗#self ship#disney f/o#hercules hades#🖇Rinacore 💫#Hercules oc#Disney self ship#disney selfship#disney self insert#self insert#self ship headcanons#oc x canon headcanons#oc x canon#canon x oc#canon x self insert#hercules 1997#BYE WHAT HAVE I DONE#WHAT THE FLIP DAWG#LIKE ACTUALLY#ALSO NO ART TODAY I COULDNT DRAW ANYTHING TODAY I HAVE TOO MANY ASSIGNMENTS AND THIS ENGLISH TEACHER MUST HATE ME#LIKE WHY TF DO I HAVE AN ENTIRE ESSAY DUE TONIGHT#LIKE IN ONE DAY#THAT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE DOEN DONE IN CLASS#LIKE BITCH BE FRR#ANYWAYS PLEASE ENJOY!! 💗💗💗
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Reblogs and tags on my post about the rumor that Bucky is gonna cameo in Brave New World have me curious. If you could have Bucky show up in one scene in Cap 4 (it should only be one scene, at most, because this is Sam’s movie) what would you have him show up to do???
🙋🏾♀️ I’ll start:
Okay, so when the opening credits play, it’s over a backdrop of Bucky helping Sam move to Harlem. That’s it. He doesn’t even have to speak. He just has to help Sam relocate to Harlem lol. I’d also be fine with a phone call at the beginning or even a post credit scene where Bucky’s like “So, how’s Harlem treating you?” 😭
#sam wilson#bucky barnes#brave new world speculation#ngl i do feel some type of way about this rumor#because if bucky cameos in cap 4 in the same year when he’s gonna have his own movie#when sam never got to cameo or even be mentioned in anything except a cruise promo & a cartoon i’m gonna start flipping tables in this bitch#y’all think i complain a lot now - huh you ain’t seen nothing yet!
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No women should be called a cocksucker. It is not because “heterophobia” but because a lot of the misogyny women face is sexualized. If you look up the term right now with nothing else in the search engine you will just be recommended porn
#also it’s homophobic towards gay men#men (especially straight men) view penetration as degrading#that’s why they use that term#trying to flip it in a feminist way is like trying tk reclaim the word bitch#all you are doing is normalizing it
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Finally finished sweet tooth s3. Having incredibly mixed feelings
#love the show. love it a lot. about to be a bitch in the tags anyways#it was. so so messy. they needed another season so bad. the alaska trip took up so much of the comics#and that was with the previously established cast#in the show they introduced a million new characters. gave us no time to get to know them before they were thrown head first into the plot#and condensed an arc that was almost half of the comics into the span of like 5 episodes#my boy singh. oh how they massacred by boy#i mean. okay. in the context of the show the arc wasn't horrible for him.#but i think his survival in the comic and his dedication of his life to making up for the mistakes of his past by helping people and hybrids#would've been so much more powerful than his random self sacrifice at the end of the show.#bc honestly it just seems like another impulsive act in his moral flip flop he'd been having for the last few episodes#rather than active choice to be better#and honestly i wanted to see his delusional paranoid religious breakdown from the comics put to screen so bad#it would've been great#i do like that he turned against zhang the second she started trying to talk about rani. that shit slapped#the several fake outs about Jepp's death were so stupid and unnecessary and repetitive#why are you baiting everyone. you're going to piss off the hardcore comic fans waiting for his death and confuse the show fans#either commit to killing him or stop pretending like you're brave enough to do it#why did they flip back so hard into the mystical vaguely eco fascist backstory and outcome of the comic#after spending two seasons trying to build a more scientific and less 'humanity must end' story for two seasons straight#they tried to make it seem less 'humanity must die' again at the end by ending the virus#which i guess might've been the best outcome available considering the source material and the limitations of it's ending#but idk. it felt weird#the writing this season was so much less subtle. it felt like the characters were constantly monologing directly at the camera#nothing could be left unsaid everyone had to say exactly what they meant#and it was all moral lessons the writers were trying to feed directly to the audience#i feel like they wrote themselves into a corner at the end of the last season#and they expected to have at least one more season to write themselves out of it before the ending#and if not. if this was the plan since the beginning. literally what. WHAT.#can not imagine the people who wrote the last two seasons sitting down and writing this#it won't let me add more tags but i have more thoughts. many more. tumblr is silencing me for speaking the truth /j
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So we got another new Zatch Bell chapter yesterday and
FUCKING HELL SHERRY
You really just came in and started kicking bitches in the face immediately
Kick your husband next
(Unless this is just some sort of purposely emotionless marriage where he's just being a bit of a Sugar Daddy and you don't actually care, in which case go off I guess)
And goddamn, the entire last half of this chapter was pure unadulterated badassery from THE Sherry herself and Raiku Makoto (The author) REALLY SAID "Ah no, I don't actually like the last half of this chapter, brb I'm gonna redo it, give me two weeks"
Like fucking hell I was already worshipping the ground she walked on, what the hell else do you WANT from me here???
#Also CAMEO FROM APOLLO#Someone in the comments called him Kiyo's wallet and Bro#I know you're right but do you have to say it???#Give the man some respect here#And BRAGO NEXT CHAP BRAGO NEXT CHAP#I'M GOING TO FLIP ABSOLUTE SHIT#SHOW ME THE EDGY BITCH I'M READY#(She was in fact not ready)#zatch bell#gash bell#zatch bell spoilers#gash bell spoilers#zatch bell 2#gash bell 2#zatch bell 2 spoilers#gash bell 2 spoilers#konjiki no gash bell#konjiki no gash!! 2
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watched all the Kalluzebisodes of Rebels yesterday and fell in love all over again
#my goodness they really do have it going on#they're the Star Wars couple ever#like kallus is such a bitch but then in just a few short episodes your brain flips around and you're like but he's my bitch#and then he leaves with the rebels and in a few more short episodes you're like wait actually he's zeb's bitch nvm#and zeb.#girl.hunny.my dude.#do not get me started on zeb it will end with screaming crying throwing up#he's amazing#kalluzeb#garazeb orrelios#zeb#alexsandr kallus#star wars#Star Wars rebels#martianbugsbunny ships
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my half finished clown :] happy halloween
#i really like how the hat n neckpiece came out :) wanted the sleeves a lil poofier but incan always give them a lil fill or something#im gonna finish the full cosplay on my own time maybe formmarch maybe nit.#i got up at 6 this morning to sew the sleeves on USBDUFBFGFJEBHYNSH#i did start the vest i have it all sewn and lined + the collar pinned to it but i just. uhg. the gold edge. fuck that#shoutout to my awesome classmate who gave me gold fabric to do it. sorry i didnt do it yesterday. too sleepy. ONE DAAAAY#i was like NO gold on the sleeves NO red on the puffs ONE button ebcause i dont feel like sewing more#AMEN.#that red fabric. OKAY THAT RED FABRIC FUCKING HTES ME ITS SOME SYNTHETIC WOVEN SHIT THAT WANTS ME DEAD. NOT WORTH IT#sits nicely for the hat. frays like a bitch. skips stitches like a bastard. does NOT want to press or iron.#i only just learned abt the burning synthetic fabric edge to stop it from fraying umm Yesterday thanks to aforementioned awesome classmate#so umm teehee.nits fine zigzag stitch works well enough. Okay im so tired i hust wanted to show off my gay little hat goodnigit#EDIT AAAAH THE PICTURE IS FLIPPED its ok i made sure to get the colors on the proper sides. red is on the left. believe me i made sure.
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I will likely never get to do anything with her
#the band ghost#nameless ghoul oc#i mostly wanted practice making a character sheet ish thingy#and by god i got that#had to work hard for her colors which is not usually a problem for me#and the silhouette flip like if your character doesnt have a tail then bam its done and no one will notice the small problems#but it doesnt work with a tail if you want perspective i had to redraw/move her tail around to make it look right so. learned that very much#i like the layout concept though thats nice#i have a whole backstory for her. she was part of a group summon and it all went fine except that one person was missing and they ended up#with a statue. she was too terrified to talk to anyone so she got left there and after it sounded empty she reverted and found some place to#hide in the gardens. so she lives there now. and ruins a lot of socks. and helps with the plants not that anyone knows that. and panics and#turns to stone if anyone walks by. so everyone does realize theres a moving shifting statue in the abbey but no one is sure what to do about#that. doesnt speak much if at all. doesnt steal a new shirt bc people notice if those go missing unlike socks. has anxiety bitch face also#yeah. and like. i dont know what a fandom is and i certainly dont know what a music is and thats why ill likely not do anything with her#which kinda sucks. but i still made her a character sheet cause she wont leave me alone. and for the practice#cause if i think about doing a sheet for story ocs i get all perfectionist and it doesnt happen#the luck thing is that she kinda thinks being summoned was a curse#im gonna shut up now
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got called a “fuckin’ bitch” by a kid at work today lol
#seven year old boy was cussing out other kids. i told him he could either sit out or i could send him in for indoor recess.#he said the above and then flipped me off#anyway that’s how i’m doing#how does that suffs the musical song go? ‘i’m a great american bitch…’
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if I think too hard about ghostknife I get violent in a way that is so not deserved for a shitty podcast but it actually bonedeep makes me insane. it makes me crazy. I think if you're saying shit like "that was the catalyst" and "that's all it would've took" and "they'll get there one day" just to backtrack you should be shot and killed. I'm serious.
#it is for. everyones sake that i politely try to not think about jr / wi anymore. because when i do it is just this now#love and hate are two sides of the same coin and when i tell you i flipped that bitch around so quickly and have not looked back since. <3#spiff rambles
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"winston quant billions: like anyone else, an entire universe" or "the good news is it's just that everyone's been terrible to you, the bad news is it's just that everyone's been terrible to you"
#one thing you can do now that billions has an overall conclusion: fight it to the death w/your bare hands & anything within reach#go ''anyway.'' look at taylor mason being in there and out here like wrow....#come get your thee most special little fella on earth created by this series by nonzero layers of happenstance babeyyy#and people will have been terrible to them in general / more than not / perhaps always#meanwhile i'm turnt on album recording amphibian that high note oh my gott#and have been snapping metal in half thinking about orvphil material like hhrrhgh#and in this case have been like ''sure making this coloring Busier and Noisier...'' then been like ''yep'' and continued apace#can't be too much in his cosmos. and also: yolo#winston billions#corned beef#also spent many words for many minutes Just Today going on & on abt [christ the winston material + billions more broadly] in the dms lol#typical sunday....it's truly not Not. the verbosity will simply manifest thusly now and then. s/o to my fellow connoisseur#and now. need nappuccino#oh and also the way the whole universe that is oneself? needs no external acknowledgment abt this; is not deficient or insufficient; etc...#winston deserved to flip tf out & not in a way everyone liked & respected#&/or every day on a simmer just be more of a bitch; cause problems on purpose; etc#meanwhile they just handled his material like ''well you can only ultimately throw him in the trash'' but like welp#he in turn can only be better off removed from [all other characters on this show] lol like team ben / tuk exception maybey....#he already so Arrogantly has any sense of self worth/confidence. and he needs more. More!
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