#My thirst knows no bounds

[maplesyruplover]

Well my blog is aptly titled now- but hear me out. Using Prowl's bull bar thingy, he gets after being reformatted to fit into Devastator, as a handle for when you're taking a "ride" on him.

I can vividly see Crash Cart using them for that exact purpose- 🥴💀

[pseudowho]

My toxic trait is reading a multi-fic, but just scrolling through to find my faves

[sbasbbsbs]

ahahaha WHY IS THAT EVEN A QUESTION

would you sit on his lap 👻

[admiralara]

Was walking through the store looking for a special drinky. Then looked in the basket and realized I already put in three special drinkys

[kiwiorcore]

longer hair suits him

[whump-queen]

someone wanted more fanart of @lumpsbumpsandwhumps’ Malik & Jonas <33

[more art]

[sometimesanalice]

TEAM FACIAL HAIR IM NOT PICKY

ok but the beard is hot idc what anyone says like imagine that between your thi- *gunshots*

no no because this has been me the entire time nonny!!!!!! that beard!!!! please I'd like to see it glistening wet from eating p---

[official-deified-defiled]

Please dont nerf me tumblr

anyways, as usual i am playing barbie with him (like he isnt a horrifically unstable and bad man)

[prophetum]

but like... what is his waist so snatched for?

why he got those doe eyes? that svelte body? that ASS? why is this emo old man serving everytime he's on screen?

[spiltcandycoatedpunkblood]

the adventures of tintin 2011 film: almost completely bloodless despite absolute chaos and carnage

my 2011 tintin fics: I am going to bleed and break this boy's bones even if it kills me

[domesticatedangel]

even my friends irl are sending me that photo of misha 😭

[renthebarbarian]

Plus, bonus, sometimes the scientists working on it turn into sexy octopus cyborgs.

[kiwiorcore]

kai is kind of hot you guys…..

[thewolfruns]

i'm just trying to make a little list of wanted fc for me to keep track of and for you to hit me up about, if inclined (asterisks denote wanted opposites too):

jeanine mason julia garner sophie thatcher stephanie beatriz*

[tastytofusoup]

Came across a reddit thread while googling Lenore from Castlevania, and a commenter said, "The sex isn't a perk. She'll fuck him into Oblivion" lmao. I can safely say, in real life, with her I would be okay with that and would die happy. Don't threaten me with a great time.

[brewed-pangolin]

I'd let my fingers take ALL the scenic routes across this man

"Took the scenic route eh?"