#DLAMPR

[loganslowdown4]

Logan: Ooh, here’s an interesting study. It says that every friend group has one person that every other member of the group has had a crush on at one point. Which one of us do you think that would be?

Patton Roman Virgil Janus Remus: *all stare at Logan*

Logan: *looks behind him* What? What are you looking at?

[pencilpat]

Virgil Sanders are heat-seeking creatures.......

[fossilizedhysterics]

a redraw of something from october, original under the cut!!

i like to think ive improved !

[i-am-bitterly-jittery]

@morose-maximoff’s opinions on the various TSS pairings now that she’s watched the entire series (her previous opinion was pro Anxceit, Analogical is ok, and everything else sucks)

(Most of her Remus ship opinions seemed to center around the concept that Remus was kidnapping the others to be in a relationship with him lol)

Bonus polyamders

Just Remus and his four weed smorking girlfriends. And that ugly ho, Roman

[procyonidgremlin]

More of the sides as dogs, having a lovely nap. This was really difficult to decide poses for but I think it makes sense, and it's me so it's poly.

[fandom-queen-13]

OK SO I JUST HAD THIS SANDERS SIDES FIC IDEA

So. Urban fantasy/superpower AU, and Virgil can see into the future. Not far, and not for very long, but it's there. One night, he sees himself at a party of Roman's for some reason, and despite everything, he feels like he needs to go. So, he's at the party, just standing around awkwardly, and nothing really happens. Maybe Roman gives him a look every now and then, but all in all, nothing happens. Virgil feels like something was supposed to happen, so he goes to the party. And the next, and the next, and the next. Nothing's really changed, he's there at the back of the party, just. Watching.

Until one night, Virgil decides to stop. Maybe he's not feeling great, or maybe he's decided that what he saw already happened and he was just there for no reason. Either way, he doesn't show up at the party and just stays home.

Cue someone (I thought of it as Roman but it can really be anyone, even all of them if you wish) showing up at Virgil's house because Virgil's shown up every time and without him "I don't really feel safe at the party."

(bonus points if they of them come back and see something bad's happened at the party, so in a way, Virgil did save them)

[lefaystrent]

Florida Man Cannot Be Contained

Fandom: Sanders Sides

Pairings: platonic dlampr

Summary: Contrary to popular belief, Remus is not the menace of the friend group.

It's Patton.

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The six of them were hanging out for the first time.

More accurately, Logan had recently been absorbed into Virgil's friend group.

They've had classes together over a few semesters. Logan's majoring in Chemical Engineering, and Virgil's majoring in Forensic Science, so there's some overlap and a lot of shared interests. While he appreciated Virgil's clever-streak and conversational merit, Logan never would have offered to spend time together outside of the classroom. He convinced himself he didn't need extracurriculars, like friendship.

"Come meet my friends, nerd," Virgil ordered after class one day.

And that was that.

On their way to a pizza joint outside of campus, Logan observed the others. They were loud, obnoxious, flamboyant, and below his intelligence. His mother would never approve.

Logan vindictively liked them.

"Oh my gosh, I love your new bag, Janus!"

"Thank you, it's Prada."

"I didn't know they sold Prada at Goodwill."

"....they do now."

Virgil maneuvered himself to be his social buffer. He kept close by Logan's elbow, and muttered meanings to inside jokes and slang to him when Logan so much as raised a brow. At some point, he stopped in his tracks.

"What is it?" Logan asked, halting beside him. The rest of the group drifted slowly past them, the gait of their walk unhurried. Everyone was too busy enjoying gossiping.

Except Patton. He had this wild look in his eyes and he began to shuffle off the sidewalk. His lips pressed together tight as if he were holding back a grin.

"Patton, man, don't," Virgil told him, but Patton wasn't looking at him. He stole glances at Roman, making sure that the other was too caught up in conversation with his brother to pay attention to him. He took a few steps to the right into the grass near a house. Then he took off.

Roman, catching on too late, noticed the man run with a strange mixture of dawning horror and exasperated suffering. "Pat– Patton. Pat, please– don't you DARE, GET BACK HERE!" He tossed his bag to Remus halfway through and took off in a dead sprint.

"What is happening?" Logan asked.

"Patton's a lunatic," Virgil sighed. Janus sighed as well and Remus spurred Patton on with whoops.

Patton hightailed it into the backyard of the random house and unceremoniously belly flopped into the pool. Roman jumped in right behind, barely pausing to shuck off his shoes in time, the sneakers flying through the air.

"Does he often trespass?" Logan questioned. "I'm not bothered, just curious."

"Only when there are pools involved. He does it so Roman will save him."

"Why would he need saving?"

"The idiot can't swim."

Out in the pool, Logan can make out some of Roman's nonplussed yelling after he resurfaced with an armful of Patton. Patton, for his part, seemed endlessly pleased with himself.

"My hero!" Patton gushed and began fawning over Roman, much to his chagrin.

Then the homeowner came out and Janus concocted an outlandish story consisting of how Patton fell into the pool totally by accident.

"This is the third time this week," the homeowner accused.

"And to that I say..." Janus paused. He took off his hat, held it to his chest, opened his mouth to elaborate–

And ran the fuck away.

"There he goes," Remus whistles. "How I hate to see it, how I love to watch it."

Roman sat at the pool's edge, arms resting on his knees and absolutely soaked. "You're grounded," he told Patton sitting beside him.

Patton beamed with pride. Virgil tried to hide behind his hands.

"Please just leave," the homeowner requested.

They quickly made themselves scarce.

[randomnerd737]

evil petition to change dlampr to anxietmuslogicalitince

[dotemakesthings]

Family bonding time is mandatory. Yes, Janus, even for you.

Based on this discord conversation with @tulipscomeinallsortsofcolors :

[kurara-black-blog]

Can't stop thinking about this so I'm sharing with the Fandom in the hopes I'll find about a hundred fics of this exact same idea next time I look:

DLAMPR where the Light Sides are all dating and Janus and Remus are dating. Then Remus starts dating the Light Sides (except for Roman). They all have a giant crush on Janus, who loves them right back, but is convinced it's better not to get involved because [insert Deceit/Dark Side angst here], but he is still dating Remus. Remus has asked if Janus is really ok with how things are because he wants his snakey to be happy and Janus keeps saying he is fine and asking Remus to not tell them about Janus' feelings for them. Little does he know, the others are terribly envious of Remus's relationship with Janus, but Remus can't tell Janus cuz he promised them he wouldn't. So now he gotta get his boyfriends together and end the pining fest

[peqchys]

quick little relationship chart for my dlampr because i have been thinking about them quite a bit

[loganslowdown4]

*Logan kneels*

Roman: *taking out his sword* I knight thee Sir Logan of Logos, in the name of the father-

Patton: *waves*

Roman: -the son-

Virgil: *dabs*

Roman: -and the unholy spirits.

Janus & Remus: *demonic screeching*

[pencilpat]

I ship almost every sanders sides ship but also they are all, without exception, aroace, hope that helps 👍

[fossilizedhysterics]

mild suggestive humor ↓ . . . .

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more funnies.... i cant be stopped

[i-am-bitterly-jittery]

High school soulmate AU where you have the name of your soulmate’s best friend on your wrist, and every Side considers Patton to be their best friend

Roman has known Patton since forever and they made a promise in second grade to be best friends forever

Subsequently, Remus had also known Patton for forever, and Patton is Remus’s only friend who doesn’t encourage him to do bad things and then abandon him he gets caught

Logan is the king of debate club, but the only person who doesn’t think he’s a cold asshole is the boy who’s really bad at debate but is always encouraging everyone to “have fun out there”

Virgil is a loner emo, but that guy who sits next to him at lunch every day and gives him homemade cookies has endeared himself to Virgil forever

Janus is the ASB President, and appears to have tons of friends, but he would stab each and every one of them in back if he had to, and he fully expects them to do the same, except for the ASB secretary, who is a literal ray of sunshine and probably doesn’t even know where babies come from

Anyway, chaos (and probably polyamory) ensues as they all try to figure out who their soulmates are

(I don’t know who Patton’s best friend would be, maybe Roman since they promised as children)