#princeit

[loganslowdown4]

Roman: Hey Jan, what’s your type?

Janus: In guys?

Roman: Yeah

Janus: *gives him a long look* Handsome, dumb, a little egotistical, muscular, good with a sword, good dresser, caring to a fault, romantic, slays monsters in the imagination…

Roman: Wow, that’s really specific, is it someone I know?

Janus: *sigh* Did I mention ‘dumb’?

Roman: Yeah

Janus: Alright, just checking

*later*

Roman: Oh my god, Janus has a crush on Logan?!?

Virgil: He meant you, you idiot!

[i-am-bitterly-jittery]

Roman: *playing carnival games* why are these so hard?

Janus: well you better practice, you need to win me a teddy bear

Roman: I am going to win you a million teddy bears!

Janus: I want a /billion/ teddy bears

Roman: well that’s unrealistic

[moonbeam-dragon]

I would make a playlist for the Creativitwins in a brotherly way.

[miguel-manbemel]

Hey, You...

Inspired by an incorrect quote by @loganslowdown4​ . CW Princeit

[thomas-sanders-shipname-glossary]

Sanders Sides OTP Names

Glossary Masterpost

A list of the shipnames of Sanders Sides Characters that include two people! Orange is included with temporary shipnames until we know more about him, as has been voted in this poll! Ordered by however it made sense to me.

All names with a (*) came from this post by @treenissanderssidesstuff which I found to be fun alternatives. Edit: All Sides/Nico shipnames were made by me (as were the King/Roman and Remus ones), as I haven't found any elsewhere. If you have your own ideas for them, please message me!

1) Patton / Roman - Royality, Royalty*

2) Patton / Logan - Logicality, Motivate *

3) Patton / Virgil - Moxiety, Moxie*

4) Patton / Janus - Moceit, Patceit, Dogma*

5) Patton / Remus - Intruality, Momus, Moduke, Duality*

6) Patton / Thomas - Patmas, Thomality

7) Patton / Nico - Patco, Nitton

8) Patton / King - Moking

9) Patton / Orange - Pange, Oratton, Morange

10) Roman / Logan - Logince, Procudure*

11) Roman / Virgil - Prinxiety, Proximate*

12) Roman / Janus - Roceit, Princeit, Drama Club*

13) Roman / Remus - Remrom, Romrem

! For platonic/familial relationship, please use Creativitwins!

14) Roman / Thomas - Romthom, Romas

15) Roman / Nico - Roco, Niman

16) Roman / King - Roking, Romking, Kingman

17) Roman /Orange - Rorange, Pringe

18) Logan / Virgil - Analogical, Analog*

19) Logan / Janus - Loceit, Decipher

20) Logan / Remus - Intrulogical, Lomus, Reproductive*

21) Logan / Thomas - Lomas

22) Logan / Nico - Loco, Nigan

23) Logan / King - Loking

24) Logan / Orange - Lorange, Logange, Loge

25) Virgil / Janus - Anxceit, Hissterics*

26) Virgil / Remus - Dukexiety, Vimus, Virus*

27) Virgil / Thomas - Thvi, Thomxiety

28) Virgil / Nico - Vico, Nirgil

29) Virgil / King - Kingxiety, Viking

30) Virgil / Orange - Anxange, Virange, Orgil

31) Janus / Remus - Dukeceit, Demus, Remceit, Receit*, Intruceit, Trashnoodle

32) Janus / Thomas - Thomceit

33) Janus / Nico - Janico, Ninus

34) Janus / King - Kingceit

35) Janus / Orange - Oranceit, Jange

36) Remus / Thomas - Intrumas

37) Remus / Nico - Remco, Nimus

38) Remus / King - Intruking, Kingmus

39) Remus / Orange - Intruorange, Intrange

40) Thomas / Nico - Karrot Kings, Pintroverts

41) Thomas / King - Kingmas

42) Thomas / Orange - Thorange, Thomge

43) Nico / King - Kingco, Nicing, Nicoking

44) Nico / Orange - Nicorange

45) King / Orange - Kingange, Kirange

[tulipanthousa]

Remus coming into the room and brat terrorizing logan while he's trying to schedule until Logan caves and let's remus suck him off until he's all sleepy and sated and quiet

Just in general shutting remus up by letting him suck dick being the default. Whose doing the shutting up depends on what coping mechanism Thomas is using.

You'd think anxceit would hate fuck but it's actually mostly Virgil wrestling a batting Janus who wants to lie for no reason into some kind of cuddle fucking headlock OR just, Thomas in MAXIMUM denial of sonething thats making him anxious and it's Janus spoiling the fuck out of a petulant pillow princessing virgil

All theater productions involve ravenous princeit regardless of character imo asdfghjkl

Roman: I need to start the editing process for this script I've written, I've already stretched and lubed myself up so I'm all ready for you.

Logan:

Logan: Can I finish my coffee first?

im always down for wild theories about how the sides as parts of a whole interact and i am ALSO always horny and YET somehow the concept of "the sides working together in thomas's brain is basically the worlds most bizarre polycule" has never occurred to me

crush hours and roman and virgil are fucking like rabbits. as Proper Feelings begin to develop this gradually evolves into them jointly seducing patton

dreams VS nightmares and the content of both dependent on who most recently fucked one of the twins. virgil with remus results in catastrophic nightmares and virgil with roman is one of those weirdly charged horny nightmares

janus is gonna gentle dom the shit out of everyone. no you are NOT stressed you are too busy getting your dick sucked

Logan + Patton for Mature Adult Conversations, which is hilarious because Thomas will be open and expressive about his feelings and desire for this friendship moving forward and you jump cut to logicality fucking nasty

[lieutenantcactus]

Happy Love Day or whatever

[ifeellikeameowster]

What other fandors mean when they say the sides are all dating each other: LAMP or DLAMP

My weird ass:

[the-tomcat-disposable]

Roman: hi Jan, I just moved in next door, I’m a super model ;)

Janus: I don’t care who the IRS sends, I am NOT paying my taxes

[aidensm8]

Felt sad so I drew the comfort ship to feel better. This ship makes me smile ;v;

[i-am-bitterly-jittery]

Roman: ok so I may or may not have caught feelings for Janus

Virgil: you guys have literally been married for five years???

Roman: yeah but that was just like, as a joke!

Patton: he was your date to high school prom

Logan: last year you went on that romantic couples’ cruise for your anniversary

Remus: I saw you making out with him like an hour ago

Roman: AS A JOKE!

[ainosukes-sadism]

I feel like in the Sanders Sides fandom, ships people like usually come in sets. For example, if you like Prinxiety, you probably like Logicality and Demus. If you like Roceit, you have definitely seen Intrulogical and Moxiety. So, for science reasons, I challenge all of you in the fandom to reblog with your ship(s). 

I, personally, prefer the original trio of ships (Pinxiety, Logicality, Demus), and literally any Janus ship.

[miguel-manbemel]

Smitten by a Prince

Inspired by an incorrect quote by @/sunshineemomare on Twitter. CW Prinxiety, Princeit

[sanderssides-incorrectquotes]

Roman: Why is your tea green?

Janus, sarcastically: Why, it's poison.

Roman: You can drink poison?

Janus: Obviously.

Roman: ...So that's why you didn't react to the cookies I gave you.

Janus, now very concerned: What?

Roman, leaning a hand on the table with a shrug: I poisoned you.

Janus: Now is not the time to be looking cute, this is serious.

Roman, ignoring the compliment: But you said you could consume poison just fine!

Janus, pushing himself up to stand and look down at Roman: I was being sarcastic!

Roman: There we go- *brushes Janus' hair out of his face with a smile* -thank you.

Janus: ...pardon?

Roman: Thank you! I was joking; I told you last time, I'd find a way to snoop out your lies since I can't understand sarcasm.

Janus: *sigh* You're going to kill me someday.

Roman, smirking: Well, a prince has got to slay.

[little-kat07]

Roman: If I were a mythical creature, I would be a sea nymph!

Virgil: Why?

Roman: Because-

Logan: The ancient roman god Janus of gates and doors married a sea nymph.

Roman: ...that wasn’t why but you know what, that too! :D

[vash-the-trans-catboy]

Sanders Sides Ships Ranked!!!