#thegayemo original post

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Janus: Do you think different paints have different tastes?

Remus: They do!

Logan: ...Why did you say that with such certainty?

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What is everyone’s gender?

Roman: Himbo

Janus: Girlboss

Virgil: no

Patton: yes

Remus: chaotic bastard

Logan: male

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Remus: Virgil is an emo

Roman: How is Virgil a bird?

Logan: That’s an emu, Remus

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Janus: I’m so happy two of my favorite people are getting along now.

Virgil: Uh, Remus and Roman are not getting along.

Janus: They’re not trying to kill each other.

Virgil: You may have a point.

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Virgil: My life is a little too much panic and not enough disco.

Patton: My life is a little too much fall and not enough boy.

Logan: My life is a little too much chemical and not enough romance.

Roman : My life is a little too much imagination and not nearly enough dragons.

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Virgil: I am darkness. I am an power. I am your worst nightmare. I could kill a man in more ways than you can imagine. I am the night. I am fury, I am a weapon, I am-

Roman : A doll.

Patton: A cinnamon roll.

Janus: A sweetheart.

Virgil:

Virgil: ...stop it.

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Logan: Where's Janus , Remus, and Virgil?

Roman: They're playing hide and seek.

Logan: Where?

Roman: I don't think you get how this game works.

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Virgil: Truth or dare?

Janus: Dare.

Virgil: I dare you to kiss the hottest person in the room.

Janus: Hey Roman?

Roman, blushing: Yeah?

Janus: Can you move? I'm trying to get to Logan

Roman: *offended princey noises*

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Roman: I love you guys, you're the best thing that's happened to me!

Logan: We're the best thing that's ever happened to you?

Roman: Yes!

Virgil: I'm starting to feel a little sorry for you

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*The side’s reaction to being told they're the chosen one*

Roman: I will not let you down!

Remus: Can I commit arson?

Virgil: K.

Janus: No, I'm fucking not.

Logan: Do I have to be?

Patton: Please god, I am so tired

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Janus: Who the fuck added me to a fucking group chat?

Patton: >:O language

Remus: Yeah watch your fucking language

Roman: Okay, who taught Remus the fuck word?!

Virgil: 'The fuck word'.

Logan: Are you stupid? You guys use the f word all the time

Remus: Oh my god he censored it

Virgil: Say fuck, Logan.

Remus: Do it, Logan. Say fuck.

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Patton: The floor is lava!

Janus: *helps Patton onto the counter*

Roman: *kicks Remus off the sofa*

Virgil: *lays on the floor*

Logan: ...Are you okay?

Virgil: No.

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Logan: Stressed.

Virgil: Depressed.

Remus: Possessed.

Roman: Obsessed.

Janus: Impressed.

Patton: Chicken breast.

Everyone: ...What?

Patton: I just wanted to join in.

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Logan: I’m going to take you out

Remus: great, it’s a date!

Logan: I meant that as a threat.

Remus: See you at five!

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Patton: *about Virgil and Roman* They make a cute couple, huh?

Logan: They certainly are standing next to each other.

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Virgil: If you put 'violently' in front of anything to describe your action, it becomes funnier.

Virgil: Violently puts on eyeshadow

Logan: Violently studies

Janus: Violently debates society

Roman: Violently looks in the mirror

Remus: Violently murders people

Patton: Violently worries about the previous statement