#DIVORCE REAL
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look at the cake my parents got me for my bday. CONGRATS ON THE DIVORCE CAKE REAL⁉️
#spamton#spamton g spamton#deltarune#deltarune spamton#CONGRATS ON THE DIVORCE.#IM STILL IN SHOCK WHAT IS THIS HAHAHA#POS#no id#forgot the no id on my previous post… sorry bout that#I’m still learning tumblr.#But holy shit#DIVORCE REAL
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elias: Peter, want another divorce >:[
dad vibes
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visitation
wouldn’t it be funny if ford was able to visit bill at his intergalactic, therapeutic, meet-you-on-the-other-side-and-it’s-not-heaven-or-hell-but-a-third-evil-thing prison
#gravity falls#bill cipher#book of bill#stanford pines#divorce is real u guys and it can save ur life (literally man stanford barely made it out of alive with this one)#billford
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ik they dont have phones but u cant tell me chilchuck wouldnt go crazy on facebook reels
#digital art#fan art#dungeon meshi#delicious in dungeon#dunmeshi#laios touden#chilchuck tims#izutsumi#laios dunmeshi#chilchuck dunmeshi#izutsumi dungeon meshi#he would absolutely love facebook guys.... i mean hes a divorced father of three#lets be real#also laios and izutsumi would be those kids that have those leash backpacks
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The Book of Bill is great Bill and Ford get a divorce so Bill goes to a bar, gets drunk, and cries
#GUYS THEYRE SO GAY IN THIS BOOK#Also Bill DOES say one Sixer please#THIS IS A REAL SCENE IN THE BOOK BTW ���😡😡 ok they aren’t married and don’t divorce I’m joking with that part#the book of bill#doodle#doodles#the book of bill spoilers
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Was thinking of my post about dream teams and got really invested in whatever Unrequited Hate has going on
#trafficblr#life series#tangotek#smallishbeans#inthelittlewood#smajor1995#wild life smp#limited life smp#secret life smp#only tagging those three because they're the ones I referenced in particular while making this#see tango and joel started building a funny dynamic and then suddenly I'm super attached to a team that does not exist#tango has been the biggest annoyance to joel and joel (just like the rest of the server) WANTS HIM GONE.#scott and joel shouldn't have to be said there's someghjng so funny about joel praying in scott's downfall and then scott just dgaf#martyn and tango are silly cause tango is so distrusting if him and martyn fully embraces his untrustworthiness so it's like.#like a cat hissing at something that no one else finds suspicious#mean gills are...mean gills. they say they're divorced and all that but i don't buy it.#didn't know how to describe joel and martyn's dynamic other than that one line in limited life so i used those#and then tango and scott are silly cause they're so chill with each other. scott startles tango wuth his creeper disguise#and he just laughs and goes “you're the ultimate troll!” like! they are friends surely :)#oh and they're all shipped with jimmy solidarity too that is a thing#i love this non existent team dynamic sm they need ti be real please please PLEASEEEEEEEEE
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Hello Madam. Sorry Madam.
[First] Prev <–-> Next
#poorly drawn mdzs#mdzs#wei wuxian#lan wangji#madam jin#jin zixuan#jiang yanli#'Hey what is WWX trying to do here?' some kind of grab-and-twist maneuver that would be very upsetting to watch.#I know LWJ technically assists WWX in this scene in terms of blocking someone's blow on his behalf -#- but let's be honest. Real friends stop you from doing the truly stupid things.#Or maybe it was envy. Penis envy. The non-freudian kind.#Regardless...man this whole scene was just full of “and then someone else walks in”.#I swear to god every cultivator who is supposed to be hunting ends up wandering into this part of the woods.#a bonus for me because it gives me several good joke opportunities.#Madam Jin gets top prize for best entrance and exit. I wish her all the best. And a divorce…madam please leave him…#And can we please address the horses? I love horses. But why...why do they ride in on horses when they HAVE FLYING SWORDS?#I can only imagine it is for the dramatic flair? It just feels so jarring hearing someone clip clop in#and then another person swoop in on a sword.#The rules of mdzs's world can get fuzzy and I have to nod in an impressed manner at how much MXTX gets away not explaining.#Maybe the sword gets tired after a while and they need to give it a break? Maybe there is a sword union that dictates working hour limits?#…Would that make Chenqing a scab? Oh god it would… unions *hate* this flute!
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#mclennon#the beatles#john lennon#paul mccartney#mine#your father and i are getting a divorce#george harrison#ringo starr#beatles funny#mclennon is real#incorrect quotes#Beatles text posts
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art is difficult so here i present one of my study sketches cleaned up a little
#harpy character divorced from any real setting rn. was originally an au. yeah the same guy i censored on kofi. him#creature design#second pic is full res. you can colour him in yourself if u want
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thinking of josh’s “i think they should all find a way of living together” today. he would love post challengers domestic throuple fanfiction
#assuming he meant that in the most literal sense (they all move in together) as a treat#zendayas group therapy answer also very real#meanwhile mike is like art should probably leave… but he won’t. like 😭#z is sooo me when people try to divorce artashi for artpatrick. you think ANYONE is divorcing TASHI?#also i miss my family so bad. here’s how we can get the challengers press tour round 2 reloaded#atp#challengers#patrick zweig#art donaldson#tashi duncan#🎾
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My theories on how Viktor will come back in Act 3 /hj
Bonus 4th possibility:
#devie doodles#jayvik#arcane#arcane season 2#arcane spoilers#this is a NO JAYCE HATE ZONE#jayce talis#viktor arcane#you guys couldnt even handle the real divorce era....
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whyd they think marriage was a good idea
#I need her to be real Now by the way. divorced woman with no name.....#guess who reread toichiro fight yesterdayy#it hit hard by the way#in case anyone is unaware his hair does get shorter in each little flashback thing#im pretty sure it stays the same longer-ish length in the anime though idk#mp100#mp100 fanart#my art
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Just thinking about how every prank between them is like a love letter dipped in emotional sabotage, signed with a smirk and sent with the full knowledge that revenge will inevitably follow.
#house md#james wilson#greg house#malpractice md#this is love in its purest form#canon hilson#hilson#domestic hilson#domestic pranks 101#house falls for wilson…literally#pranking eachother to avoid discussing feelings#the real reason wilson hasnt divorced house yet#wilsons revenge arc#houses pranks are bascially love notes#emotional support oncologist and prankmaster#wilson finally snapped (the cane)#houses downfall brought to you by wilson#tor gifs
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I imagine Scar and Grian having to share the one bed, not as romantic cuddling. But as Grian laying down normally with a blanket, then Scar just laying down, on top of him, with his own blanket. Just like, ignoring the other's existence. They are divorced but don't have enough money for another mattress...
ON TOP OF HIM ? Is this what they��re working with
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I found this on a vid of r/nice_girls and HAD to remake it. .
#bill cipher#the book of bill#gravity falls#i am going insane#billford#fordbill#this is so real#just a little guy#divorce#this happened#freaky#shitpost#toxic old man yaoi#ford pines#stanford pines
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I never for a moment interpreted the ending where Solas and Lavellan journey off into the Fade together as anything but hopeful.
The Inquisitor has been the Hero Who Saved the World for the last decade, and now she’s continuing that work. She’s not abandoning her duty. She’s venturing into the realm of pure magic to heal the Blight. Solas being there is just an enjoyable side benefit. Why can’t she save the day, get married to her true love, then head off on her next adventure? Heroes do those things all the time.
The game also is incredibly vague—and sure it’s implied they are going to the Fade Prison, which is the Black City—and Solas says it’ll be terrible… but he’s Mr. Grim and Fatalistic. Don’t listen to him. Lavellan responds that it won’t be terrible. It’s the Fade. You can shape it. It’s like the land of lucid dreaming. It will literally not be terrible if they are together. They’ll heal the Blight and help the Titans and go on many weird Fade adventures.
Again. It’s the Fade! It’s like the best sandbox for creating what comes next for them. They could totally spend all the time they’d like exploring Fade World, then return to the real world and find out only like… an afternoon has passed. Or I’m sure Dorian—after giving them a respectful amount of time for their Honeymoon—uses that magic knife to cut his way in and bring Lavellan an eluvian to use to visit him and her other friends and family whenever she wants. It’s not like they’re trapped forever. It’s left very open-ended. Have a little whimsy! Believe in true love that lasts forever and does not wane no matter the years that pass! Let them have a happily ever after. Why not. It’s fun.
#I see the most uncharitable solavellan ending takes floating about#and part of me gets it because if you don’t like him/them why would you imagine something nice or hopeful for them#but like that’s just your headcanon man#it’s not supported by the text#the text gives us next to nothing!#which is a criticism for sure#but come on have fun with it#They are star crossed lovers duty has torn apart#this is not real life#this is not about your divorce#this is a fairytale#he never stopped loving her#she never stopped loving him#space or time could not come between them now#yes it’s unrealistic but this is fantasy#let it be fantasy#Let it be happy#they’ve defeated the doomed by the narrative allegations
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