#DIRTY LAUNDRY (AS JUDO)

[braceletofteeth]

Learning Basic (Flirtatious) Chinese with Judo

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The Thai Communal Wardrobe item #69

Dirty Laundry ep 5:

Only Friends ep 6:

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BAM: BEAUTIFUL ASIAN MEN

featuring

NARAVIT LERTRATKOSUM

[Nickname: POND]

with

PHUWIN TANGSAKYUEN

@pose4photoml

[fuck-i-like-too-much-stuff]

Has anyone done Judo (Dirty Laundry) × Kun (Wednesday Club) yet? because im intrigued

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NARAVIT LERTRATKOSUM

[Nickname: POND]

@pose4photoml

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MADE IN THAILAND

NARAVIT LERTRATKOSUM

[Nickname: POND]

[respectthepetty]

Okay, Jojo, listen. What if we get an entire web series of Judo doing his normal crazy shit for GMMTV 2024?

One night, he is stripping at the club. The next night, he is servicing a client in an Escalade. Day after, lunch with Night and Neon. Next day, working out with his gym rats. Another day, hooking up with Doi from Midnight Motel because *they are together*. Night after, laundry. Next day, learning Mandarin.

Little 15-25 minute episodes. Nothing fancy. Just Judo being Judo.

And include that bodyguard on the left. Judo needs to pleasure the whole world and that bodyguard could be his start.

Give me more Judo 2024!

"Please help me."

POND NARAVIT as JUDO (DIRTY LAUNDRY)

[malepresentingleg]

Judo >>>> Palm and Ice >>>> Nueng

[respectthepetty]

Dunk and Joong could have offered me anything in 2024, and I would have taken it, gladly, no questions because my ass is a Jaidee fan first and a human second. But to hand me The Heart Killers? Oh! Let me list all the reasons y'all gonna hate me when this comes out.

Joong plays Khao's older brother

Khaotung is older than Joong, but in BL Land that doesn't matter because Khao is playing the hopeless romantic little brother while Joong is playing his stern older brother. Someone already wrote it was 10 Things I Hate About You/The Taming of the Shrew, and Shakespeare would be thrilled to know one of his masterpieces is getting the queer treatment and it's not Twelfth Night.

Dunk is playing the crazy seducer

Boy wants a car and is willing to go to great lengths to do it, including distracting some dude, so his buddy can play house with that dude's little brother. But the whole point is they had to find a guy who was crazy enough to accept the offer in the first place >insert Dunk's character< so the guy isn't just wanting the car. He is doing this for the thrill of getting tied up, stripped down, and threatened.

And I respect that.

Jojo is apparently directing

I wanna have beef with Jojo after Only Friends, then I look at his resume and remember this is the man who gave me puppy play in The Warp Effect, poly in 3 Will Be Free, and a chaotic stripper named Judo in Dirty Laundry PLUS the YinWar trailer for their Partner in Crime concert which has now lead to YinWar doing Jack & Joker, so as a vegetarian, I'm gonna be like Elsa and let that go.

Which means Rath is probably the cinematographer

I don't give men compliments easily, so when I state that Cinematographer Rath has never disappointed me, I mean it. The man knows what he is doing, and if he is in on this series, I know if anything, it will be visually stunning.

First and Khao being the Beyonce of GMMTV

I'm in Jaidee's corner always, but I have eyes and First and Khao could really do whatever they want and I'd eat it up. I have believed them with whomever they have been partnered with in the past, and if they want to play high schoolers in an oppressed school system or a banker willing to see his ex and his ex's new man just to flirt with the boy from the market, I'm buying the tickets, I'm sitting in the front row, and I'm holding up homemade posters. Basically, I'm shutting the fuck up and experiencing whatever they want me to experience.

First and Khao tears

This is its own category because when they cry, they are in a league of their own. They claimed this series was going to be lighter than their previous work, but what is a First or Khao series without tears? I hope they are drinking water right now because someone is crying in this series, and JD's faces are already wet for other reasons.

DUNK'S BODY!

Not to objectify the man's body, but . . . it's a banger, and he has been done dirty by wardrobe for two solid years. His face card never declines. His arms are solid. His waist is snatched. His hair is perfect. Even Tay, New, and Jan were talking about him in the BTS for Peaceful Property because they were saying how New's character was based off of Dunk - pretty, fashionable, and COCKY! But wouldn't we all be that cocky if we were walking around looking like this?! Like shut up fives. A ten is speaking!

It's high time that man got to stunt like Force always does just taking off his shirt for no reason. Good for him. And good for us.

Oh, yeah, and the plot

Sorry, I mean the plot.

SHIT, THE PLOT!

You know what? Nah. I honestly do not give a fuck about the plot. Joong and Khao are hired killers. First is out to get them. Dunk gets involved (although, I think he knows a lot more than he leads on), and . . .

All will end well.

Because if anything, Jojo ain't never been allergic to a happy ending *wink*

So just know this show hit its target audience

ME!

¡Salud!

[projectjasper]

February 1st: POND NARAVIT'S 24TH BIRTHDAY

FAVOURITES IN ACTING First Main Role: MORK SUTTHAYA in Fish Upon the Sky Favourite Minor Role: JUDO in Dirty Laundry Favourite Main Role: PALM PANNAKORN JANNALOY in Never Let Me Go Favourite Main Role: PHUM in We Are Upcoming Main Role: THEE THERAKIT KIAN LEE in Me and Thee Upcoming Main Role: DAY in Leap Day

[everyneji]

Welcome Back!!!

Been meaning to ask you, do you think Neji has to go through clothes a lot considering he's wearing mostly white? Like thats a LOT of blood, dirt, grass stains, sweat, etc he'd have to constantly remove. Does Konohana have some of the worlds best laundry soaps or what???

This gave me a laugh hah, thank you so much for this ask! 🤭 Because I have spent a somewhat unreasonable amount of time thinking about the practicalities of the Naruto universe, I do have thoughts on this!

As I've said before, I love the white because of how much it says "You won't lay a single finger on me." Obviously we've seen Neji dirty and roughed up plenty of times, but it's the powerplay of it all that matters most. However, once all that blood, dirt, grass stains, sweat etc., do accumulate, what's a shinobi to do?

Before we get to that I want to say I believe most if not all clothes in the ninja world are made of sturdy cottons and canvases and other materials designed to take a lot of abuse. If you read up on, say, the gi worn during karate or judo, you learn they are made of similar materials with reinforced stitching for increased durability and better absorbing of sweat. Some will be lighter than others in order to facilitate better mobility. (I will mention that Bruce Lee's famous jumpsuit which inspired Gai and Lee's look was apparently made of polyester, which isn't ideal for dealing with sweat; in the anime it often looks more like spandex from how tight it is which is at least better for that.) I think Kishimoto generally draws clothing with a nice thickness and weight that helps reinforce this idea.

I also think they probably own a few different uniforms which is actually a semi-decent in-universe explanation for Cartoon Characters Who Only Ever Wear One Thing. (Especially since Naruto characters are seen in more casual clothes in their off hours.) I imagine Ninja Tailors are used to essentially doing bulk orders. And because ill-fitting clothing can be a distraction, keeping your measurements up to date would be important. So basically, as warriors, they would feel an obligation to treat their uniforms like a piece of equipment just like their kunai, and as they may regularly maintain their weapons and get new ones they would maintain their combat wardrobe.

To the actual washing question ... in some ways, white is better to wear for stains because you can use bleach fearlessly! An 'ideal laundry scenario' for example: Neji either does not use a deodorant or anti-antiperspirant, or uses a natural one which does not contain chemicals like aluminum. (The reaction of sweat with these chemicals is the primary cause for pit stains. Stains caused by this do not respond well to bleaching, sidenote.) If things were to stain, the stain is not given time to set and is instead immediately treated with cold water. (Hot water is good only for certain stains -- generally it's better to go with cold.) If needed properly diluted bleach is added to the wash and I guess everything in the colourful world of Naruto is pretty colourfast so they don't need to worry so much about bleach stains.

Of course, how much this ideal laundry routine is followed through on ... on the battlefield they don't have time for it and at home is every shinobi some kind of laundry wizard? Ehh. I think either them or people in their lives are probably more used to dealing with nasty stains because it's part of their culture, so it's not unlikely, but I can also see a lot slipping through the cracks. Clothes would slowly gain permanent stains and tears that need to be patched and would eventually be replaced, and though I think this is likely what's going on in-universe, it's not something we would ever see happening even if Kishimoto thought of it because if clothing is marked up outside of a combat scene you're going to be going "Damn, who hit him?" Not to say wear and tear is something that's impossible for an artist to convey, but damaged clothing tends to either indicate living in some kind of impoverished/difficult situation or active combat.

(Nagato before and after being sheltered and cared for by Jiraiya.)

I do like to imagine shinobi and their families swapping laundry and sewing tips, recommending tailors, enthusing about oxygen bleach versus traditional chlorine bleach and so on. Gotta keep yourself looking good when you're headed off to active combat!

TL;DR: I think less amazing laundry soaps (though I wouldn't say no to that) but more a good understanding of which fabrics work best as activewear in combat, and how to then treat these fabrics when they have been damaged is the winning combination!

[feydpauls]

bru but what about Judo in Dirty Laundry 😭

you got me there, vi! i haven't seen that one, just some scenes... but palm is my boy, i'm so biased when it comes to him 😔

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I may not have found the Eat Me shirt again yet (edit: yes I did)...BUT I did discover that Mew from Only Friends has worn three hand-me-downs from both Night and Judo in Dirty Laundry.

2% Lucky / I don't care:

What if I block you in real life?:

Simplify:

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NARAVIT LERTRATKOSUM

[Nickname: POND]

@pose4photoml

[ao3feed-badbuddy]

Is That Your Hand?

read it on AO3 at https://ift.tt/2CvpbhG by ohmnonsquish Pran has known his and Pat’s friend group for long enough to know that it is much safer NOT to make bets when they’ve been drinking, but, of course, he is not one to back down from a challenge. But this is one bet he shouldn’t have made… Or was it worth it? Words: 5920, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English Series: Part 19 of My Thai BL Fics, Part 8 of Just Friends Don't Have A Song Fandoms: แค่เพื่อนครับเพื่อน | Bad Buddy: the Series (TV) Rating: Explicit Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Categories: F/F, M/M Characters: Pat Napat Jindapat, Pran Parakul Siridechawat, Ink (Bad Buddy: the Series), Pa Jindapat, Korn (Bad Buddy: the Series), Wai (Bad Buddy: the Series), Judo (Midnight Series: Dirty Laundry), Kun (Wednesday Club: The Series) Relationships: Pat Napat Jindapat/Pran Parakul Siridechawat, Ink/Pa Jindapat, Korn/Wai (Bad Buddy: the Series), Judo (Midnight Series: Dirty Laundry)/Kun (Wednesday Club: The Series) Additional Tags: Idiots in Love, i love how that’s a tag, Canon Compliant, Post-Canon, Author Is Sleep Deprived, Soft Pat Napat Jindapat/Pran Parakul Siridechawat, Possessive Pat Napat Jindapat, Jealous Pat Napat Jindapat, Protective Pat Napat Jindapat, Drunk Pat Napat Jindapat, Drunk Pran Parakul Siridechawat, Pran Parakul Siridechawat is a Tease, don’t make bets while you’re drunk, Drunken Shenanigans, Pole Dancing, pran calling pat 'puppy' should be a religion, he is a good puppy, Body Worship, of course there’s body worship it’s patpran, Anal Fingering, Flexibility, Exhibitionism, don’t fuck in storage rooms guys please they’re dirty, (so are patpran lol), no condoms are used, safe? meh. sane? also meh. read it on AO3 at https://ift.tt/2CvpbhG

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What Else I'm Watching

GMMTV PRESENTS

Series: DIRTY LAUNDRY (2023, THAILAND)

From: THE MIDNIGHT SERIES

Category: THAI DRAMEDY

As Neon (RACHANUN MAHAWAN aka FILM) and Night (KORAPAT KIRDPAN aka NANON) run from shady men they luckily (or not so much) happen to run into Judo (NARAVIT LERTRATKOSUM aka POND) in a car with a client (JUDO is apparently a sex worker as well as exotic dancer)

And his client is threatening to open the door where the shady dude still waits if Judo doesn't fulfill his obligations. So..

To save his friends (for lack of a better word) Judo does the deed. You know what they say..if the van is a rocking don't bother knocking.

In the meantime, the backseat unwilling watchers are a but traumatized especially virginal Neon