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mxwhore · 1 year ago

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the vegans found my stupid post again

#a person commented: 'not everyone can eat plant based but everyone can be vegan' im...#im seriously trying SO. so hard to give this person the benefit of the doubt but. WHAT #lately ive working on fungi based alternatives for food but even THEN most of it is using food to ferment plants and algae #to get the most of it you know?#but like WHAT ELSE ARE WE GOING TO EAT #rocks????#DIRT????#eating animals is not some terrible moral failing. just be aware of the fucking process and try to reduce unnecessary consumerism #do people not know about the 3 R?? do they not teach that in school anymore??#anyway im so tired please leave me the fuck alone

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great-and-small · 6 months ago

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Turdus aficionados of Costa Rica please know I love your national bird but this is objectively hilarious

#Clay-colored thrush #memes #Costa Rica #birds #listen y’all I suffered to make this #my brother literally took a class in college called ‘soils’ so I asked him if clay is dirt or not #and I got a 20 minute lecture about how ‘dirt’ is an incorrect laymen’s term for soil so really nothing in the world is dirt #I said fuck that I’m calling it dirt

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muffinlance · 7 months ago

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My baby daughter got her adorable puffin-print dress absolutely CAKED in mud crawling around the yard and my first thought was "oh no her beautiful dress"

And my second thought was "oh huh it really WOULD be easy to unconsciously steer her away from playing in the dirt. Unlike my son, whose outfits are usually some kind of solid dark easily washed pants plus a shirt that doesn't trail in the dirt like a dress does."

Anyway something something gender roles start getting shoved on kids from literal birth, but with a little time to think about things, YOU TOO can let your children of any gender absolutely destroy their clothes in the dirt pit they're digging in your garden

#all clothes provided through hand me downs and grandparents #we asked for non strongly gendered or branded things and that mostly worked for firstborn boy #but baby girl has gotten nothing but the cutest little dresses #that I am absolutely not going to stress if she destroys because it's not like they'll last until next summer anyway #at which point she'll be big enough for her brother's dirt-compatible pants #now if we can get her to stop EATING the dirt that would be GRAND #her pronouns are om/nom #literal definition of a baby

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vamprisms · 1 month ago

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i don't care if you're neuron divergent i need you to slay count fucking dracula

#now stop crying and help me eat another crate of dirt

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transmechanicus · 3 months ago

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Every time i’ve had to replant anything with serious roots and shake the dirt out i just can’t unsee the parallel

#my stuff #anyways who tryna shake the dirt off and replant me

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evercelle · 2 months ago

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joongdok so far to me. specifically chp 370

#orv #kim dokja #yoo joonghyuk #joongdok #ever makes art #the wind down after the huge divorce blow out fight is so funny to me #yjh still attempting to smash his way into a genuine emotional connection as equals with the guy that made him eat literal dirt. thats amor #lol this is also partly bc i saw the official subway standee from the pop up store #and (almost) everyone sitting politely except for yjh manspreading ferociously is ALSO really funny

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godtrauma · 8 months ago

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btw this is not a “which do i find LEAST disgusting” poll. this is for the freaks who want to be covered in natural substances

[ID: An image of a pile of dirt from Getty Images. Above it is text that reads in all-caps, "Congrats Dirt People". Below it in smaller text in all caps reads, "Blood People Must Retake The Site Now". End ID]

#there’s no dirt emoji????#my polls #blood #dirt #godtrauma #☄️

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akanemnon · 2 months ago

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