#DIRECT FROM DOMINGO

[soulspirit--s]

Nico singing the SNL parody of espresso and playing all parts and saying “I can’t believe they Sabrina Carpenter made a song out of a skit” just to annoy Will, but all of Will’s siblings back Nico up because they also like to annoy Will.

Will does not invite them to her concert.

[redmoonsofvenus]

hey matt! came all this way, had to explain- direct from Domingo. Kelsey’s a friend, she’s like my sis, but we did hook up though!

i hope we can still be friends 🥰

[sydneyofalltrades]

domingo himself getting arrested during last night’s juno means EVERYTHING to me

[cemeterygrace]

babe wake up new domingo lore just dropped

[exciting]

at the Marriott googling Domingo

[secretsofthemourning]

Normally I would make a moodboard for this kind of thing, but I might as well just post my direct inspiration for it, which is the original SNL Sketch.

It's been like a month since the "Bridesmaid Speech" sketch came out (a.k.a. the Domingo Sketch) and I love this sketch so much and refuse to let this meme die. I've desperately been wanting to write a fic for it, so here it is. I guess I decided Bob's Burgers was just the fandom for it.

It's crack treated seriously. Don't expect anything of high caliber, it's pure fun, or pure fun for me.

[bloggrgirl]

that stupid fucking espresso/domingo snl sketch has been stuck in my head since saturday

[fvntasmic]

dark eyes catch the brief markings of a grin. madeline wonders for a moment if she's ever caught madison's features out of a scowl; nothing comes to mind. the seafoam of his eyes and the shape of his features only knew one emotion when it came to her: disdain. "well, look at that. you truly learn something every day—not only can you use big words, but you can also rephrase my comments to allude you came up with them yourself!" in a mocking manner, madeline began to clap, acting as if she were congratulating madison on a significant accomplishment. "well done, mads. well done."

"or maybe your reference didn't fit in the character as you wanted it too." seafoam green eyes roll at her, a slight shake of his head in his typical arrogant and disapproving way. "do you ever grow tired of wishing to be the smartest person in the room— or, do you like to take away from underlying incomprehension with shitty references that make no sense?" now, that forced a grin onto his features that fades as quickly as it appeared.

[entiretorridaffair]

i can’t get the stupid snl espresso song out of my brain!

[midnightsnaq]

Accidentally found myself working on two mp100 fics at the same time

[cowboylikeyouu]

🗣️MADE IT OUT ALIVE BUT I THINK I LOST IT SAID THAT I WAS FINE SAID IT FROM MY COFFIN REMEMBER HOW I DIED WHEN YOU STARTED WALKING THATS MY LIFE THATS MY LIFE ILL PUT UP A FIGHT TAKING OFF MY EARRINGS DONT YOU KNOW THE VIBE DONT YOU KNOW THE FEELING YOU SHOULD SPEND THE NIGHT CATCH ME ON YOUR CEILING THATS YOUR PRIZE THATS YOUR PRIZE 🗣️

[foxtaeil]

i can’t stop singing the stupid snl espresso song i hate this get it out of my head !!!!!

[fka-leah]

soooo… I decided to give sabrina carpenter music a listen..

I like it

[sativaonsaturn]

how i spot the signs

based on risings and sun

♈︎ aries:

scars on the face/ head

freckles

very direct way of speaking; yk what they’re saying the first time they say it. don’t usually have to repeat themselves

sometimes redheaded or dyed red

natural leaders, even if they’re not the leader they tend to naturally command respect

also naturally loud speakers; not obnoxious but you can definitely hear them

usually very friendly if not approachable too

♉︎ taurus:

the women are ALWAYS pretty!! very conventionally attractive faces (venus)

what you see is what you get

usually know exactly what hairstyles/ makeup complement them

voices tend to be flat/ monotone

tend to lean towards earth tones and often even have an olive/ green undertone

♊︎ gemini:

very talkative 😭

men tend to be quite lanky but not very tall

love eccentric clothes/ accessories (ex: one earring, rainbow dyed hair, blonde eyebrows)

everyone knows them and they know everyone, tend to be quite approachable

they get bored quite easily. if you’re dating one, (not even considering venus) they’re likely to be really into you initially and seemingly dial it back out of nowhere or ghost completely 😭

♋︎ cancer:

big titties 😭 (esp rising)

tend to have round faces (moon)

tend to be a bit timid in new environments, talkative when they’re comfortable; cautious people

typically very warm people (sometimes literally), gives mom vibes fr

super funny naturally, true comedians even if they’re just saying what’s on their mind

i’ve noticed cancer artists make really raunchy songs (ex: Work It by Missy Elliot, Big Poppa by Biggie, Candy Shop by 50 Cent)

♌︎ leo:

noticeable hair (ex: big hair, long + healthy hair, unique curl pattern)

everyone knows them, may not know everyone

also natural leaders but tend to be a bit friendlier than aries (and typically more concerned w/ who likes them than aries)

love to laugh! always cracking jokes or finding a way to lighten the mood

command attention (good, bad, or both) immediately and w/out trying

♍︎ virgo:

usually look really focused or deep in thought

can also look far away when you first meet them especially if they’re virgo rising

can be quiet when you first meet them too; usually cause they’re reading the room before they speak

almond/ small eyes

usually have to wear glasses/ contacts

tend to wear earth tones

♎︎ libra:

men look like professors or authors, especially the octobers

september libras seem to loveeee pink

usually quite talkative but also typically read the room well, may even mirror it

tactful/ organized people, again especially octobers

typically love pretty, clean cut things. so clothes are ironed, delicate perfume, earrings always in, hair always done.

libra risings always look like libras 😭 very symmetrical faces, just look like they know a lot

♏︎ scorpio:

usually the hardest to guess

often in the know abt everyone w/out even asking

does someone seem like they’re openly themselves, knows everyone, big personality.. but you also get the feeling you don’t know them at all? probably a scorpio

tend to be the life of the party, definitely know how to have a good time

♐︎ sagittarius:

can be tall or short but the men almost always have very athletic builds

they know everyone and everyone knows of them

talking shit 24/7

tend to be confrontational and blunt people - will absolutely tell somebody like it is

likely a lot of rumors about them. like you may hear about them before you even meet them

very pronounced calves and/or hips

very noticeable/ distinct laugh and voice

tend to have big, bright smiles (ex: Miley Cyrus, Billie Eilish, Colman Domingo)

♑︎ capricorn:

very dry humor

always moving, if they’re not moving they mentally occupied

usually you hear they’ve been independent from an early age

adapt very well, can usually be whatever they need to be for the moment

the women are typically striking or have memorable features (ex: Dolly Parton, Zooey Deschanel, Ice Spice)

the men look strong minded and strong willed (ex: Denzel Washington, LL Cool J, Zayn Malik)

♒︎ aquarius:

often look very lost or in a daze

jokeskers

tend to say things to get a rise out of people but that’s not to say what they’re saying isn’t true; sometimes it’s the way they say it

can sometimes be the smartest in the room; they notice everything and forget nothing + very quick thinkers

women tend to be thick (ex: Megan Thee Stallion, Kenya Moore, Oprah, Uzo Aduba)

♓︎ pisces:

tend to be quite spiritual/ pious people but if not, equally as passionate abt not believing in like a higher power

women usually look ethereal either in dress or face (ex: Lupita Nyong’o, Rihanna, Dakota Fanning, Drew Barrymore)

can act a bit like God’s gift to the earth, especially the men

tend to be frugal and in turn usually very well off or at least comfortable

sativaonsaturn 🪐🍃

[bunnithechubs]

came all this way had to explain, direct from Domingo.

[acourtofmishapandmistakes]

Rhysand, to Tamlin: Hey man

Rhysand: Came all this way

Rhysand: Had to explain

Rhysand: Direct from Domingo

Rhysand: Feyre's my friend

Rhysand: She's like my sis

Rhysand: But, we did hook up tho