"Light and mysterious, like a cryptid you know only has good intentions" “Always has such sexy and correct opinions”“A chaotic angel; most every post is so soft and then the tags will be off the wall, love it""Very relaxing aura, would become friends with in a heartbeat" “Terrifying, in more ways than one”
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cars are just rolling cages for life to escape from
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The Tonight Show with Jimmy Fallon - August 22, 2024
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it must feel good as hell when you’re a horse and you take a big bite out of an apple like ttshoke
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today at work i was talking to an old woman and she said “i can’t look at you you’re so beautiful” and i blushed so hard and almost started crying
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beetle! I was in art block for awhile but have been able to get out by experimenting with differant mediums. this was with oil pastel!
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me: it seems to me that if the door is the cathedral's pussy, then the archivolts are its labia. wouldnt you agree, your excellency?
catholic bishop i cornered on his way to his car: the next time i pray i will ask god to kill you with lightning bolts
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“you people have zero media literacy” i say when you don’t think the characters i think are gay are gay 😤😤😤
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