#DAMN YOU TO HELL
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Samuel deserved a better show.
Don deserved a better show.
Kingsley deserved a better show.
Emilia deserved a better show.
Cobie deserved a better show.
Ben deserved a better show.
Olivia deserved a better show, but at least she made the most of what she got.
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Bruce, fighting Ra’s al Guhl: I will never let you take my son! Damian is—
Ra’s: Fool! I’m not here for Damian.
Bruce: …
Bruce: …then why are you here?
Ra’s: To recruit my one true successor—Timothy Drake!
Bruce: the fuck
#you know that conversation back at the Batcave is gonna be awkward as hell#Bruce: Tim why does Ra’s al Guhl think you should be the heir to the league of assassins?#Tim: fuck if I know that wackos been trying to recruit me for years#Bruce: YEARS??#Tim: yeah it was something about me being the world’s greatest detective#Bruce: hold on a damn minute#dc#dc comics#bruce wayne#batman#batfamily#tim drake is batshit crazy pun intended#chaotic tim drake#tim drake is a menace#tim drake and bruce wayne#Tim Drake and Ra’s al Guhl#ra’s al ghul#league of assassins#batfam incorrect quotes#incorrect dcu#incorrect batfamily quotes#incorrect dc quotes
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How much longer 'til your luck runs out?
[First] Prev <–-> Next
#poorly drawn mdzs#mdzs#jiang cheng#wei wuxian#Aaargh...I have so many thoughts about this scene.#This is a hard goodbye. I'm not your burden to bear. Not anymore.#This is the culmination of years of miscommunication. There was so much love there. They trusted each other with everything once.#I think it is easy to hear the anger in JC's voice and consider him the aggressor in this but listen to the words not the tone.#It is anger yes - but it is an anger born out of love.#Jiang Cheng wanted him to live - damn the rest of the world to hell if that's what it took. And Wei Wuxian chose strangers over him.#Sometimes two people who once flourished together become each other's worst wounds.#A goodbye to someone you once would have done anything for is a wound you don't easily recover from.#Jiang Cheng could have stood at Wei Wuxian's side and joined him. Consider though; as a sect leader his life is not his own anymore.#JC cannot just abandon the fledgling New Yunmeng Jiang without also dooming people.#And that is the lynch pin of it all. Both of them are trapped by duty. And the older they got the more tangled the web became.#The song I linked (Hi Epic fans) is such a good JC and WWX song that doesn't fit this scene exactly#But it does fit *them*. The words of warning that go dismissed. The Tactical Genius who continues to press on.#The seeds of doubt that grow louder until they creep towards mutiny. Ultimatly this *is* a mutiny! It *is* betrayal!#'You rely on wit and people die by it'. Is that not Wei Wuxian?#Just smashing my brainworms together over here. Don't mind me.
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“What did you do to him!”
I loved the cutscene for Blood Bath but I feel it was lacking some….. blood……. Also my Rook Mercar definitely clocked that “amatus” from Zara to Illario. She wouldn’t have let him touch Lucanis, even if he’d wanted to.
#I love putting them through hell 😃#also imagining Rook dragging Lucanis’ slippery ass back to the eluvian is very entertaining#like these two in the middle of the cantori diamond and poor teia just there like 😦 ‘my floors!’#also petition for Mercar rooks to bring up that damn ‘amatus’ immediately!! or at least mention it to Lucanis afterwards#WAIT SPEAKING OF AFTERWARDS WHO BATHED HIM#CAUSE HE WAS SQUEAKY CLEAN WHEN YOU SEE HIM AFTER HE WAKES UP#OHHHH I HAVE TO GO FIND SOME FANFICS#BRB#dragon age veilguard#lucanis dellamorte#dragon age#rookanis#lucanis x rook#rook#lucanis dragon age#rook dragon age#datv#rook mercar#Vivienne rook mercar#tw blood#my art
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paris of troy! during those years he was a shepherd.
I was reading cartledge's book on thebes and every now and then the spartan focuses wrt to the pantheon of gods comes up. sparta has nothing to do with this except for where it does, but apollo karneios was discussed and that got my attention, which circled back to paris, and then I started thinking about the paris + apollo link
I also started thinking about narrative rejections bc paris has a funky absence in the iliad that's giving a kind of...a vibe. your parents shouldn't have had you, the story doesn't want you around, but oh boy are you there anyway, manifested into existence. no matter what, doom must manifest in flesh form. it's a narrative necessity, the actual incident (the judgement) is secondary.
The Judgement of Paris in Later Byzantine Literature, E. M. Jeffreys
weird! love it! almost (but not quite) reminds me of troilos' murder at achilles' hands lurking in the guts of the iliad. it's there, even when it's not. more importantly tho: sheep. I miss working on a farm with sheep and goats and cows and--
#a lot of the early stuff with paris reminds me of geta of roman emperor fame tbh like goddamn what the hell is going ON there#anyway. last year i wrote the script for a comic about paris and what it means to get body hijacked by a plot older than you#very oedipus to be absolutely damned by all forces before you were born. which also means i can make this about thebes. and if#i can make it about thebes then it's ALSO about rome bc rome and thebes are sister cities#christ i'd love to find the time to actually draw it#ancient greece tag#<< eventually going to update the previous greece tag to all fit under this one. eventually. some day#god. anyway. 'readers are given no reason for his vehement insistence on leaving troy' aughGHGHHHHHHHH#drawing tag
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i really don’t think it’s “typical dragon age fandom nonsense” for people to be genuinely upset about the world state choices. combat, level design, art direction, gameplay gimmicks, those have all varied across each dragon age game. the one thing that’s remained constant are nods to our previous choices.
i wasn’t expecting my HoF to come riding in on a griffon, but i can’t find a monument dedicated to warden tabris somewhere around the anderfels? lucanis couldn’t have some lines about the time that one arainai boy was stirring up trouble in antiva city? you’re gonna tell me that making a mage the new divine wouldn’t have some impact on nevarra and antiva? on the anderfels, the supposed most devout militant andrastian nation in thedas? you’re saying nobody in the north is paying attention to who rules orlais or ferelden? come on.
#dragon age#yes i’ve seen john epler’s explanation on only wanting to carry forward choices that they could ‘really do something with.’#and i understand what he’s saying and i’m curious to see how those 3 choices they brought forward will impact the story!!#but i’m still disappointed. and i think telling people why they shouldn’t be disappointed is just gonna make them More disappointed.#also don’t really appreciate dev comments like ‘careful what you wish for with cameos. it just gives us an excuse to find new and horrific#ways to kill your faves teehee 🤭🤭’ like okay???????? what???#alistair came back twice & could be fine both times. loghain’s inquisition cameo was so meaningful because who the hell expected to see him#again? leliana can straight up die in origins and yall brought her back anyways. like what are we doing out here.#also when i think of ‘typical’ nonsense for this fandom it’s people doxxing each other over fictional character opinions. or what#fictional side your fictional inquistor took in the fictional mage-templar war. or just plain old racism.#NOT ‘damn it’s fucking upsetting that this excited replay i’ve been doing of the previous games and all the recommending i’ve been doing#for new fans to play the other games before veilguard has turned out to be pretty fucking pointless.’#might as well tell someone to watch a let’s play of trespasser and that’s it.#11/26 in a hater mood so i’m turning rbs back on lol. go forth & be petty
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I believe Bobby is coming back from the dead because I think we deserve to live in a world where Kenneth Choi gets to act his ass off by playing a simultaneously relieved/joyous and angry/furious Chimney, who feels like he has to thank Bobby, but also scream at him until his throat is sore because it wasn't fair to make that decision! he's going to say they should have played rock, paper, scissors and Bobby will chuckle because he thinks he's joking like silly haha Chimney, but Chimney is like "no, we should have discussed it, you died and I didn't even get to say thank you. you died and I owed you a debt I didn't even know about. you let me carry that" and he has to wrestle with the guilt of knowing that Bobby would do that for him, not just theoretically, but actual concrete proof that Bobby would die to save him. which they all know on some surface level that they'd die for one another, but it feels like such a far-off concept until it isn't. but Chimney also has to deal with the gratitude because Chimney is also so incredibly thankful that he didn't die. every step of the way he wanted Ravi, Bobby, Buck, and Athena to commit crimes, because he loves his life and he wants to keep living it. he's so overjoyed that he got to go home to his wife and kid, and that comes with its own guilt because how can he be so happy to be home when Bobby DIED. does that make him a monster? that on some level he's HAPPY that Bobby did that? and now he has to FACE Bobby. so he tries to be the Before Chimney who gets people whimsical gifts, but how do you give someone balloons about choosing your life over theirs? and he spirals because he's different now and Bobby is here and he has so so much he wants to say but all of it feels contradictory and unfair and he would normally go to Bobby for advice. so he does. he goes to Bobby and he says "what would you do, if you were in my position?" and Bobby just says "whatever you need to say or feel, I understand" and that just makes Chimney even more upset because what he needs is for none of this to have ever happened. its like they all got a re-do, but kept the memories and the feelings and now he has nowhere appropriate to put them. anyway, Bobby lives and we get Chimney angst yay <3 forever and ever.
#911 spoilers#911#bobby nash#Chimney Han#Because I think realistically Hen and Eddie will have the LEAST complicated emotions about a return#They'll just be like RELIEF JOY DISBELIEF CAN WE GET A HELL YEAH#Although I'm sure OFFSCREEN Eddie will have to explain to Chris like:#This is not a doppelganger this time this IS Bobby I know I'm sorry our lives are like this#Buck will be like “NO. I was SOOOO good I was THERE for THEM like you asked” and fully crash out from being so so so Buck Brave#and then no longer having The Task to focus on he's going to lose his damn mind being like I THOUGHT BOBBY WAS DEAD#Hen will just be like thank FUCK you are NOT allowed to die ever again#and then in my head Athena is like “okay bet. retire.”#you made us watch that shitty ass helicopter chase we are owed Kenny Choi getting real meaty scenes as penance#although imagine how fun it would be if like Bobby DOESN'T retire#he comes back after a bit and the team is like....so wary around him#They listen because he's their captain but they're also like is he saying this to get us away from him because he's hiding a mortal wound??#and Bobby is like “guys trust me” and they're like “oh yeah no for sure but also are you currently dying?”#and then the 118 goes to group therapy together#sorry I have the day off and this got away from me#the show that exists in my head and in my head only#I call this: some things are easier to say to a headstone
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It’s a source of eternal frustration that when I try to find recipes that will work with my MCAS, the recipes I find will exclude the thing I’m trying to avoid when I typed into the search bar, but regrettably substitute it with another thing my body thinks is poison.
Like ah, yes, that’s right. I have the “allergies Georg” disease. Hm.
Normally I’m confident enough in my abilities I’d be up for experimenting on my own but in this economy I’m loath to waste the eggs.
The Mop would never forgive me.
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orym and dorian in c3 x 120: "the red end"
#critical role#criticalroleedit#critteredit#dorian storm#orym of the air ashari#dorym#dorian x orym#dorian storm x orym#bells hells#cr3#campaign three#critical role campaign three#my gifs#DO NOT ASK ME THE WARS I WENT THROUGH...THE SACRIFICES I MADE...TO MAKE SURE THIS DAMN THING UPLOADED TO TUMBLR...#sighs tumblr why are you broken. why do you hate warmth.#this gifset was originally like....half the length it ended up being I found I needed to capture all the phases of robbie's terror.#one because same whenever orym is in danger. and two because. it just felt right. like dorian is feeling that agony through him too.#ANYWAYS. this was so crazy. this was so so so serious to me#angst scene so insane I have three different gifsets made based on it THE BOYS WERE GOING THROUGH IT#matt did not have to go that hard with the descriptions I was already dying#two self-sacrificial bad bitches with compartmentalization issues fall in love with each other.#the end result is them crying screaming throwing up when the other is in danger#all while they forgot to protect themselves. because all they want is to make sure the ones they love stay safe#(DON'T THINK I DIDN'T NOTICE HOW YOU REFUSED TO HEAL YOURSELF BLUE BOY. DORIAN BRONTE SECONDSUN WYVERWIND STORM I SWEAR TO FUCKING GOD)
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i'll be honest the "man vs bear" thing is so fucking funny like the only way you've never ran into a man in a forest is if you've never been in a forest. when i'm in a forest and i run into a man (happened so far every time i've been hiking in a forest) what happens is i say "good morning" and he says "good morning" and then we continue on our way. on the other hand if i ran into a bear in the forest i would shit myself.
#i mean one time i did get called a köcsög by a man in the woods and i assume the bear would not do that#but that's fine i've been called worse things by strangers in populated areeas so i'll live#man vs bear#sorry this debate is so idiotic it's killing me. damn bitch you live like this (paranoid as hell)#🌌
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This wretched show is making me want a lobotomy
#Episode 8 of Netflix: Devil May Cry circa 2025#Vergil fighting Jarheads colorized#this show is a trainwreck#the jokes write themselves#whole show was ragebait#game vergil would genuinely be so BAFFLED WITH WHAT THEYVE DONE TO HIM#and somebody get that bald headed president out of my f*cking demon realm what the hell!#devil may cry netflix#devil may cry#dmc#vergil sparda#devil may cry 5#dmc 5#dmc memes#incorrect dmc quotes#vergil dmc#also they gave him a shitty bury the light cover to top it off#how on earth do you manage to make one of the best songs in the franchise sound so damn corny and cheap#id personally be offended if I was casey edwards and my song doubled down to soft girlish whispering
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queercosmicentity stuff
#chasing stars au#sīdus the fallen star#prismo the wishmaster#the carmine cavalier#scarab the god auditor#prohibitedwish#fionna and cake#adventure time#adventure time au#! !NOT INTENDED TO BESEXUAL BY ANYMEANS ! JUST QUEER !#intimacy is trusting someone to literally expose the core of what makesyou you .#its a trust thing but DAMN is it gay#the cosmos is gay as hell space is general is gay
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Video from Nikita's YouTube channel, uploaded on December 1, 2009. They're watching TV without sound and voicing people on the screen. Artyom (reading the name of the news program; Nikita says something indistinct too): NOW. A small sound from Nikita, something between a chuckle and a cough. Artyom starts laughing and hitting the floor, Nikita joins him for a short moment. Artyom (talking about the news anchor's face): What a fucking mug! Fucking awful. (but more rude than that) Nikita (voicing the woman, in a stupid voice): HELLO, I'M A SILLY WOMAN. (Artyom chuckles) I have... (the scene changes to show some people) Oh, fuck (OR he says "Buryat", hard to tell), fuck off. (Nikita makes random sounds and growls, Artyom laughs) Nikita (reading the text in the bottom right corner, in a stupid voice): "Mongolia?" Fuck it, they'll be Buryats (a Mongolic ethnic group native to southeastern Siberia) anyway. (Artyom chuckles) AAAAAAAAHH! (Artyom laughs) Nikita starts speaking ("I- *something else*"), but Artyom interrupts him, voicing the man on the screen himself: I'm a Buryat, but I live here because I like communicating with Irkutsk people, they are all so kind, but they all beat me the fuck up. (Artyom tchk's with his tongue) Yeah. I also suck skins (skinheads) off. (Artyom takes a deep breath and makes random sounds, presumably trying to imitate the Buryat language)
#TW flickering lights#info#judging by the sound and shaking camera Artyom is the one filming?#16-17 y. o. people btw#they're so stupid and cringe I'm dead 💔#you all will call them slurs for this I know it 💔#no wonder why they didn't really have friends#WHY DID NIKITA BECOME SO QUIET AFTER ARTYOM TOOK THE INITIATIVE#HE DIDN'T EVEN CHUCKLE POLITELY 😨#LITERAL CRICKETS. DEAD SILENT#awkward as hell#maybe he didn't wanna interrupt but man... O_O#well I figured that Artyom can laugh at literally anything#his hysterical laughter damn#although it doesn't sound TOO genuine. at least not for the whole duration of it#more like “it's not THAT funny but I'm in a pretty good mood right now so I'll laugh anyway”#academy maniacs#irkutsk molotochniki#nikita and artyom#nikita lytkin#artyom anoufriev#tcc nikita#tcc artyom#tc community#tcc fandom#tcc tumblr#tccblr#true cringe community#teeceecee#tee cee cee
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I just want you to know that I was rereading the PDMDZS comics yet again, and I finally caved and watched Legally Blonde because you're like a puppeteer that draws things and I'm like "well, guess I have to see it now." Now, after watching Legally Blonde, I must tell you that Elle Woods is love, Elle Woods is life, Elle Woods is everything to me. Elle Woods would have been able to save Wei Wuxian from the Jins all while looking sparkly and fantastic as she does it. (Obviously with her hype girlies in the background)
Her power and influence know no bounds!
#ask#elle woods#legally blonde#Of all medias to have indirectly convinced someone to see for the first time - I am so honoured to know one of them was legally blonde.#It's just a damn good movie about not letting other's bias limit you.#And to not let other people's shitty opinions of you define you!#It's also about how femininity is constantly regarded as something that is a 'weakness' but Elle shows up in pink! Stays true to herself!#Legally Blonde is the antithesis to Grease. That's a rant for another day#If you're willing to keep trusting me...There's a musical version of legally blonde that is very good.#Anyways. Elle Woods can't be in MDZS only because she would have solved so many problems that are essential for the plot to happen.#Elle would have lawyered the hell out of all of the defamation and war crimes going on.#Elle would have shown up with a big ass sword and won the war.#It's just me doing my part by having her be WWX phone lawyer as a running gag.
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getting the recipes is a pain but here's the LI's fav food to gift!
Robin - Sticky Toffee Pudding
Kylar - Chili con Carne
Whitney - Pizza, Chicken Vindaloo, Flapjack & Belgian Bun
Sydney - Apple Crumble
Black Wolf - Carnivore (any kind of meat)
Great Hawk - Carnivore (meat as well)
Alex - Full English Breakfast, Apple Crumble & Steak
Avery - Souffle, Linguine & Steak
Eden - Sticky Toffee Pudding & Steak
#avery here with their rich ass food#damn how many recipes you need to get them#i heard you need to get the recipe for butter#LILE THE HELL DO YOU MEAN WE HAVE TO MAKE BUTTER FROM SCRATCH#QUINN WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING WITH THE TAX MONEY IF WE DON'T EVEN HAVE DAMN BUTTER IN THIS CITY#dol#degrees of lewdity#dol sydney#dol kylar#dol robin#dol eden#dol avery#dol black wolf#dol great hawk#dol whitney#dol alex
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Never forget that Echo is an ARC trooper. Never forget that Echo is a badass. Never forget that Echo is a capable and experienced soldier and strategist. Never forget that Echo is impressive as fuck and an incredibly skilled man who can hold his own and never backs down from a fight.
#the bad batch#tbb echo#arc trooper echo#HE LOOKED SO DAMN GOOD IN THIS EPISODE#he is so impressive I am constantly in awe of him#look at him go#hell yeah Echo#you go baby#fuck em up
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