#DAD WTF
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anartisticdreamer0 · 2 years ago
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“he’s put his whole quackussy into this”
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Dad just had one of his Moments (tm) tonight
I said I was nervous about my upcoming dentist appointment because idk if I've got any cavities or anything that'll require a follow up(I'm bad at keeping on top of brushing I'm not gonna lie) and Dad went all "you control the kinda day you have, you're in control of your own destiny" that kinda stuff
And I was just like "..... what kinda self help meditation books have you been reading recently?"
I also have anxiety about going to the dentist anyways(even tho my current dentist is super chill and she's my brother's friend's mom) but I can't really help that it's more of a learned response
I can't just "positive vibes" "you're in control of your own destiny" "anxiety be gone" my way out of a possible medical issue/cavities
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evadingreallife · 2 years ago
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Rega non c'entra molto ma sono andata a svegliare mio padre che dorme sul divano dall'inzio dell'esc, lo scuoto, lui sussulta e fa: "Abbacchio!!"
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starii-void · 6 months ago
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going to chb must be crazy like imagine sharing a camp with
-one of the strongest demigods ever who's saved the world like at least 3 times, fought multiple gods & titans and WON (and is a tartarus survivor)
-the literal main architect of OLYMPUS who's also saved the world multiple times (also tartarus survivor)
-THE lord of the wild who's also close friends with the first two (and has helped save the world multiple times)
-an emo kid from the 1930s who again helped save the world and is also a tartarus survivor (TWICE)
-a son of apollo who survived tartarus with nothing but cargo shorts and sheer will (pun intended)
-the main designer and builder for the argo II, also the first hephaestus kid to have fire powers since hundreds of years ago (did i mention killed gaea? no? yeah he did that too)
-a girl who somehow charmspeak-ed gaea into falling back asleep (also side note daughter of super famous actor because why not)
-pretty much everybody is a two-time war veteran
-THE GOD APOLLO who just sometimes comes down to visit in the form of a teenage boy
-did i mention dionysus, god of wine madness and theatre
-also chiron, trainer of pretty much every greek hero ever
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fantasticgothicpeachsludge · 6 months ago
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Bernard: i lied. i don’t like sex. put your clothes back on babe and watch my power point presentation about What The Fuck Is Going On Between Batman And Twoface
Tim: …
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rudithewarrior · 1 year ago
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Lol omg my dad is telling my brother off right now for acting like a little kid, and he’s like, “Your brother is in second grade, but you’re in sixth, you shouldn’t be acting like him!” My brother, who is, in fact, not in sixth grade: ……….. dad, I’m in fifth.
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halorvic · 5 months ago
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Gecko outside the office
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We are CLOSED sir come back later
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felsicveins · 10 months ago
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And he drank it all
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Here is another portion of that goofy victorian interaction
Can you tell im really enjoying their nose dynamic(💞)
Tbh the Legend of Baskerville theme from this series is a total banger, and considered a love theme (by me). Go listen to it on youtube now!(minute 25:55)
Having a lot of thoughts on the Baskerville episodes from this series being the most mysterious and entertaining (to me), especially as a kid, due to the soundtracks, almost complete absence of Sherlock, sudden change of setting to the countryside, etc., etc.
The last time i rewatched it though, they just appeared to me too long, but its probably because i was busy drawing throughout the sequence. I have to re-check sometime soon.
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temeyes · 7 months ago
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nibble (photo ref here!!)
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zerana · 10 months ago
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This is a clip of firsts and surprises! It’s feeding me so much today 😆
To start off, the only time Alastor isn’t smiling happened in the same scene where he talked about why he always smiles. Makes it even better I think! He just seems so different!
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And Charlie’s hooves…
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And to round it out, does this look familiar to anyone?????
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j4ckme · 3 months ago
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raccoon-in-the-danger-room · 2 months ago
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Logan, explaining how he and Wade got together: yeah so he kidnapped me from a bar while I was drunk, stripped me down, took me to a weird hotel or whatever the fuck with a random British guy there. he was a real asshole though -- so he kicked us both out and we ended up in a desert alone together. I tried to cut Wade's dick off, and then we fought a bit more, it's whatever. anyways, we live together now
Literally anyone within earshot:
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doctorsiren · 4 months ago
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I saw a cute headcanon that Mob becomes a firefighter when he’s older, and I love that so much, so I thought, “Hey, I already made Inukawa’s dad be a firefighter, so maybe talking to him is how Mob starts getting interested in that career path”, so I drew a little thingy
And then the last drawing is Ageswap AU Mob meeting (how I envision) normal-canon adult Mob at the same age as AS Mob because I thought it was funny
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theleeryder · 11 months ago
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littlefankingdom · 5 months ago
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Simple observation I made from reading these comics. DC, stop making their dad an asshole and make him hug them more.
Also, the hugs in these comics:
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Tim's hug is not in Red Robin but it's during the run and when Bruce comes back in time.
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Cass' hug is weird because they're suicidal freaks who think fighting is therapy. They fought while being drugged, and blew up a brigde. It makes sense for them only.
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Jason's first hug (Outlaws) is after he tries to apologize for his crimes and Bruce refuses to let him to do it, because his boy is innocent for him 🥺 (and then, they fucked it up with Ethiopia because they cannot let them have nice things 🙄). The second one (Red Hood & Arsenal) is started by Jason, who is just very happy to see that Bruce is alive, even if he has lost his memory.
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