#DAD WTF
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“he’s put his whole quackussy into this”
#PHILZAAAAAAA#DAD WTF#DAD YOU CANT JUST CASUALLY SAY THAT#DADZA THATS WRONG NOOO#PHIL#PHIL WTF#qsmp#obviously referring to quackity with the qsmp
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Dad just had one of his Moments (tm) tonight
I said I was nervous about my upcoming dentist appointment because idk if I've got any cavities or anything that'll require a follow up(I'm bad at keeping on top of brushing I'm not gonna lie) and Dad went all "you control the kinda day you have, you're in control of your own destiny" that kinda stuff
And I was just like "..... what kinda self help meditation books have you been reading recently?"
I also have anxiety about going to the dentist anyways(even tho my current dentist is super chill and she's my brother's friend's mom) but I can't really help that it's more of a learned response
I can't just "positive vibes" "you're in control of your own destiny" "anxiety be gone" my way out of a possible medical issue/cavities
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Rega non c'entra molto ma sono andata a svegliare mio padre che dorme sul divano dall'inzio dell'esc, lo scuoto, lui sussulta e fa: "Abbacchio!!"
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going to chb must be crazy like imagine sharing a camp with
-one of the strongest demigods ever who's saved the world like at least 3 times, fought multiple gods & titans and WON (and is a tartarus survivor)
-the literal main architect of OLYMPUS who's also saved the world multiple times (also tartarus survivor)
-THE lord of the wild who's also close friends with the first two (and has helped save the world multiple times)
-an emo kid from the 1930s who again helped save the world and is also a tartarus survivor (TWICE)
-a son of apollo who survived tartarus with nothing but cargo shorts and sheer will (pun intended)
-the main designer and builder for the argo II, also the first hephaestus kid to have fire powers since hundreds of years ago (did i mention killed gaea? no? yeah he did that too)
-a girl who somehow charmspeak-ed gaea into falling back asleep (also side note daughter of super famous actor because why not)
-pretty much everybody is a two-time war veteran
-THE GOD APOLLO who just sometimes comes down to visit in the form of a teenage boy
-did i mention dionysus, god of wine madness and theatre
-also chiron, trainer of pretty much every greek hero ever
#shit's crazy#theyre basically living history#percy is kinda the new hercules except less macho manly man#'oh who's killed this guy before' 'percy jackson'#like can you imagine playing capture the flag with rhese bastards#ur scaling the wall and you see these mfs make it up there in like 2 jumps#they arent allowed to be in the same team for any of the games because you KNOW theyd beat everyone else's asses#people are fighting to have percy on their team#not to mention the gods that just pop in for a visit every now and then#like at this point the fact that DIONYSUS is their camp counselor isnr even that surprising anymore#some scrawny teen dude shows up and will's just 'oh hey dad'#'YOU MEAN APOLLO????' 'yeah lol he just visits sometimes'#pretty much everyone there has survived at least one war#the background characters must feel hella overshadowed bcs what does it matter if u won a game when the guy in the cabin across has like#saved the world. 3 different times. like wtf#pjo books#leo valdez#trials of apollo#lester papadopoulos#pjo fandom#percy jackson#grover underwood#nico di angelo#annabeth chase#pjo hoo toa#heroes of olympus#piper mclean#chiron#camp half blood#pjo text post
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Bernard: i lied. i don’t like sex. put your clothes back on babe and watch my power point presentation about What The Fuck Is Going On Between Batman And Twoface
Tim: …
#timbern#heartbreaking your boyfriend tricked you with the promise of sex now he’s giving a Presentation about your dad and his ex#timber#bernard dowd#tim drake#robin#red robin#Tim in complete and utter disbelief: :O#this happenes routinely#Bernard: and this is my presentation on WTF Is Going On With Batman And Green Lantern#Bernard: also Wonder Woman Superman and-#Bernard: and that’s the end of my tedtalk#Tim: :\#Bernard: what did you think? :)#Tim: it was… so great babe.. very detailed… you must’ve done a lot of research :)#Tim and Bernard making out: *bernard reach’s over and pulls a sheet off of his bedside table revealing a projector*#Tim in his mind: NOOOOO NOT AGAIN NOOOOOO | Tim on the outside :)#robin iii#incorrect quotes#kinda#batman#dc#detective comics
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Lol omg my dad is telling my brother off right now for acting like a little kid, and he’s like, “Your brother is in second grade, but you’re in sixth, you shouldn’t be acting like him!” My brother, who is, in fact, not in sixth grade: ……….. dad, I’m in fifth.
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Gecko outside the office
We are CLOSED sir come back later
#showed my dad these photos and he called it an 'ugly bugger'#like wtf NOT ugly how can you even say that#scribblin'#geckos#muscular blob#ocs#my photos
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And he drank it all
#trolls#trolls 3#trolls band together#brozone#bruce trolls#trolls bruce#spruce trolls#trolls spruce#trolls brandi#brandi trolls#brandy trolls#wtf how do u spell#trolls comic#dreamworks trolls#drank it all cause he's a good dad
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Here is another portion of that goofy victorian interaction
Can you tell im really enjoying their nose dynamic(💞)
Tbh the Legend of Baskerville theme from this series is a total banger, and considered a love theme (by me). Go listen to it on youtube now!(minute 25:55)
Having a lot of thoughts on the Baskerville episodes from this series being the most mysterious and entertaining (to me), especially as a kid, due to the soundtracks, almost complete absence of Sherlock, sudden change of setting to the countryside, etc., etc.
The last time i rewatched it though, they just appeared to me too long, but its probably because i was busy drawing throughout the sequence. I have to re-check sometime soon.
#victorian dads wow#shoulder massage is the realest love language i dont make the rules#sherlock holmes#soviet sherlock holmes#sherlock holmes x doctor watson#doctor watson#vasily livanov sherlock#vitaliy solomin#johnlock#vasiliy livanov#fanart#drawing#sketch#doodle#art#old victorian couple#long live#as they say#the gays#bro i completely fucked up that hats anatomy lmaoo#kinda deserves it tbh bc wtf is this#YO I PAINTED OVER#I JUST NOTICING THE FLAWS#FUCK AHHASHAH#but thats olright#innit
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nibble (photo ref here!!)
#like father like son (they salivate too much)#like if dad!ghost lives a silly life.. dad!soap lives a very VERY chaotic one#his son is a MENACE (just like him LOL)#first few years of his fatherhood is like wtf?? and his spouse is like “bitch our kid's EXACTLY LIKE YOU???”#ok im very tired from cleaning all day gonna turn in early babes mwaHHHH#my art#2024#call of duty#call of duty: modern warfare#call of duty: modern warfare ii#call of duty: modern warfare iii#cod#cod mw#cod mwii#cod mwiii#modern warfare#mw#mw2#mw3#soap cod#soap mactavish#johnny soap mactavish#dad!soap#art#fanart#digital art#digital drawing#sketch#doodle#video games
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This is a clip of firsts and surprises! It’s feeding me so much today 😆
To start off, the only time Alastor isn’t smiling happened in the same scene where he talked about why he always smiles. Makes it even better I think! He just seems so different!
And Charlie’s hooves…
And to round it out, does this look familiar to anyone?????
#seriously wtf#honestly enjoying the trailer so much#Hazbin hotel#hazbin hotel soundtrack#hazbin hotel lucifer#hazbin hotel alastor#alastor#radio demon#charlie morningstar#charlie hazbin hotel#dad beat dad#hazbin hotel spoilers
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#politically incorrect#funny pics#idgaf#funny#lmao#wtf#dank memes#seriously wtf#memes#seriously funny#ha ha funny#dad jokes#funny jokes#music memes
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Logan, explaining how he and Wade got together: yeah so he kidnapped me from a bar while I was drunk, stripped me down, took me to a weird hotel or whatever the fuck with a random British guy there. he was a real asshole though -- so he kicked us both out and we ended up in a desert alone together. I tried to cut Wade's dick off, and then we fought a bit more, it's whatever. anyways, we live together now
Literally anyone within earshot:
#my post#deadpool and wolverine#wolverine#deadpool#logan howlett#wade wilson#poolverine#thinking about their goofy ass meet cute#laura and russell would literally be so gagged#'wtf is wrong with our dads'
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I saw a cute headcanon that Mob becomes a firefighter when he’s older, and I love that so much, so I thought, “Hey, I already made Inukawa’s dad be a firefighter, so maybe talking to him is how Mob starts getting interested in that career path”, so I drew a little thingy
And then the last drawing is Ageswap AU Mob meeting (how I envision) normal-canon adult Mob at the same age as AS Mob because I thought it was funny
#doctorsiren#mob psycho 100#shigeo kageyama#reigen arataka#inukawa kentaro#mp100 fanart#mp100 future#mp100 au#mp100 ageswap#digital art#my art#procreate#I love reigen being a dad so much 😭😭😭😭#I also love Ageswap Mob being like ‘WTF WHY IS HE JACKED’#I aaaaalso love drawing post-finale mob bc…happy boy 🥺 he smile…#oh and for people who don’t know. reigen calls Inukawa’s dad his ‘brother-in-law’#because I decided that Reigen’s older sister (whom I named Aneko) was Inukawa’s mom
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#was sad so I drew this :3#justice will have to wait another day#Diluc has too much energy#Kaeya is just like wtf#crepus just wants a nap#genshin impact#kaeya#ragbros#diluc#good dad crepus#crepus loves his baby boy
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Simple observation I made from reading these comics. DC, stop making their dad an asshole and make him hug them more.
Also, the hugs in these comics:
Tim's hug is not in Red Robin but it's during the run and when Bruce comes back in time.
Cass' hug is weird because they're suicidal freaks who think fighting is therapy. They fought while being drugged, and blew up a brigde. It makes sense for them only.
Jason's first hug (Outlaws) is after he tries to apologize for his crimes and Bruce refuses to let him to do it, because his boy is innocent for him 🥺 (and then, they fucked it up with Ethiopia because they cannot let them have nice things 🙄). The second one (Red Hood & Arsenal) is started by Jason, who is just very happy to see that Bruce is alive, even if he has lost his memory.
#cassandra cain#jason todd#tim drake#red hood#red robin#batgirl#dc comics#my ramblings#cass and tim are everything but subtle about how much they want hugs from Bruce#Jason is trying very hard to deny it but the moment he can have one he runs for it#I have barely started outlaws 2016 before being distracted so I don’t know if it follows the same theme#I'm getting worried about Bruce and Jason's relationship from panels I saw around like pls wtf are they making Bruce say or do again 😮💨#no he is not classicist DC controls your writers I swear#me 🔪 Dc#yeah cass and bruce hug is weird they are freaks#my vision for Jason is that he doesn't ask for hugs but the moment Bruce is offering he is throwing his siblings out of the way#the guy was so possessive of his dad he got mad when he learnt he got more kids he is against sharing the hugs
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