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And he drank it all
#trolls#trolls 3#trolls band together#brozone#bruce trolls#trolls bruce#spruce trolls#trolls spruce#trolls brandi#brandi trolls#brandy trolls#wtf how do u spell#trolls comic#dreamworks trolls#drank it all cause he's a good dad
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so sorry for the low quality bro she got her big brother to help her out
#fairy tail#wendy marvell#natsu dragneel#sherria blendy#shendy#chendy#cheria blendy#chelia blendy#wtf#how do u spell it#sherria x wendy
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i dont like my highschool friends
#r is the only good one#R IF U SEE THIS I <3 U /P#h is just. ugh.#hes older than me but hes like a motherfuckong toddler I HAVE TO TEACH HIM HOW TO SPELL#HOW TO DO EVERYTHING#UGHHH#AND HE KNOWS IM ARO BUT HE WONT FUCKING STOP TRYING TO FLIRT WITH ME#AND SO DOES V LIKE HE KNOWS BUT HE HELPS H DO IT UGHHHH#I FUCKING HATE THISSSS#3/4 OF MY TIME IS SCHOOL AND THAT TIME IS DEDICATED TO HELPING THESE DUMBASSES BECAUSE IM THE SMART KID OR SOME SHIT#WTF DO YOU MEAN U CANT SPELL COUNTRY YOU'RE 14
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Haciendo todo esto y todavia diciendo a los de latam que ellos tienen la problema 💀
#WHATEVERRRRRRRRRRR idec#i prommy this is theblast one but i hope every gringo on this site trying to pretend like they care abt anything other than the fact the us#lost hard (lol!) and being weird to latam [REDACTED] [REDACTED] [REDACTED]#as a gringo im allowed to say that 🙏#acutando como que los importan es el deporte y no que ellos se creen mejor de esta copa 💀#‘ive never seen anything like this 😣’ entonces nunca has visto esta copa 💀#rip to you but ive been watching since i was born for the hashtag patria (i know) and what IVE never seen before is the AUDACITY DE ESTES GR#[GUNSHOT NOISE] hahah anyways. im calm.#but like whatever its not like this is OUR tournament that YOU asked to be part of and YOU asked to host and YOU provided shit set up for#and YOU put players in over 100 degree heat for and YOU continue to be weird about and YOU continue to try and make stupid claims during and#[GUNSHOT NOISE 2] haha. calm. thats me.#solo creo que es chisto que- [GUNSHOT NOISE 3] okay that one was a prank fr i promise. anyways turning off rbs#anyways rip to ppl that dont normally watch this tournament but this is the only one i DO watch so maybe be strong or smth. babies fr :|#ni puedo decir el classico jugamos como nunca y perdimos como siempre de PER bc WTF WAS THATTTTTT#and i personally am being such a brave little boy abt. what do you even know abt that. nothing.#eeuu jugaron como siempre Y PERDIERON COMO SIEMPRE WE ARE NOT THE SAME#ENFOCATE EN TU PAIS#anyways this is one of the leas egregious examples of how horrible these fans have been this tournament but didnt feel like dropping the#actually nasty shit bc we are all aware lmfao.#anyways i didnt spend 20+ years watching my parents have to explain what sudaca is to ppl (including other l*tines!) for this 🙄#anyways whatever once again idec and i have to go pray for ven to win it all (delusional) since per has beef with like wveryone 😭#HERES HOW WE CAN STILL WIN- (<- insane)#v.txt#also abt the spanish. before you say anything… i am aware alright 😭 my parents never corrected my spelling im begging u to let me be 😔#wait last one ‘porque solo estan usando sus arbitros 😣’ ES NUESTRA COPA GRI[GUNSHOT NOISE FINALLLLLL]#ni quiero imaginar que estaban diciendo en el comm ingles 💀
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spending any amount of time on twitter is like walking slowly towards the chernobyl elephants foot
#i just want to see peoples art i feel like fanart is so hard to see here now bcus ppl get demoralized when nobody reblogs it#but like otherwise i have to go on TWITTER#its genuine hell#anyway people are talking about how izzy dying is somehow the worst thing anyone has ever done and it erases any good that came from ofmd#yknow the show with one of the most diverse casts and crews ive ever seen in my life thats about middle aged gay romance#but yeah killing off the morally gray character who most of the fandom hated last year negates every bit of good the show ever did#legitimately fuck off#i think we all need to take some media literacy classes PLEASE#cus like wtf do u mean he died for no reason it was practically spelled out in all his big speeches in the last ep#and it was foreshadowed the whole fucking season!!!!#just cus u couldnt see it doesnt mean it wasnt there#and just because u didnt understand what the show is trying to do doesnt mean its bad writing#grow tf up PLEASE jesus christ#thanks for coming to my ted talk#anyway
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could the vincenzo translators be so kind as to translate the fucking italian i dont speak that either
#jordan talks#he just said che cazzo a bunch and they didnt subtitle it#i had to fuckin google que cazzo because i only know spanish and vaguely how italian words are spelled#hes just saying what the fuck but you really could have. given me a hint. a crumb.#i want to know wtf hes swearing about in italian idk man.#one time i had to switch to a spanish sub for a second because they dont subtitle english but this girl was very not good at it#and i wanted to know what she said. but it was u intelligible in english. so i had to use the spanish translation#anyways they should just have subs for every language like whatever language its the sub for. translate it for them#or at LEAST transcribe it for them. even if its their language sometimes ppl have heavy accents#do i have to get my fucking grandpa to translate it for me ………
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literally fuck wonbin for occupying my mind ALL DAY!!!!!!!!!!
#sometimes ill be watching a riize vid and im like wtf am i doing w my life#just staring at wonbin#its ridiculous#he's got me giddy and im EMBARASSED!#i know thats not how u spell that but#idc and im not learning
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why does pintrest keep removing my pins like they not even that bad
#ILY PINTREST BUT NO#why r u doing this to me#like siriusly#i cant spell today and you will accept me for it or else#the water turns the frogs gay#the fanfics turn the humans gay#everyone be gay#why do the f and k keys have weird bumps#nm i just looked it up how stupid could i have been#even my keyboard is like fk#wtf#idk anymore#confuse dont abuse#remember that time i accidently stole a cat#haha sure i told you about it#you must have forgotten silly#girlboss gaslight gatekeep#manspread manslaughter manners#men only have two of these things and by golly they shouldnt#tbh i love to manspread#just get aload of my invisible balls scum#worship the bloated prunes i tell you worship#thanks for attending the reasons why i should be banned from the internet and get more therapy
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omg your new pfp is making me cry. have u ever listened to billie’s music????? it’s all i listen to tbh. i’ll send u a playlist of it if u want
I HAVENT?? yes please do 🙏
#i fear it might trigger out billie /sys but whatever LMFAO#i fear the sapphic tenrose brainrot has goten to me#how do u spell ur name#i already forgot LMAO#wtf jas!#asks#u can dm it to me or send an ask or wtv u want.!
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just got the action to fuck astarion by accident help i am not that into him
#he's nice looking but just not hitting very hard#also my game glitched and i guess chose a romantic option for karlach though i just picked continue?#then she said 'you point i rage we win no need to complicate it' like#aww :<#is that all u think i do? all u think WE do? aww mehnn#but also what - i didnt pick anything romantical#so options are either gay sex with shadowheart or competitive sex with astarion#also i got to kiss wyll at the party! but what was that baby ass peck i want him to sink into me#to sink his teeth into me what was that#doing that short kiss on strong approval while i get to fuck other people on neutral is crazy#cant even do karlach though im a sorcerer and have ice spells wtf#like i literally found a reddit tutorial on how to bed astarion and i purposelly picked wrong options and goblin ones just to fuck with hi#and he's still offering#may be good to have him on a leash though hm
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Wish I was famous enough to talk about my favorite little dudes on Kill Every Monster
Hope they get to the moldies some time
#dnd#kem podcast#I just have so much love for those little freaks of nature with their weird frog dogs and cobbled together bone weapons#wtf do u mean theres a whole chestburster that grows in ya if you step on the wrong colored moss????#and he comes out with a little raddish leaf for hair? big alien eyes?#i just fuckin love vegepygmies guys theyre my little blorbo#where do they come from? how can I polymorph into one?#call the wizard I need me a permanent tongues spell so I can sploink and gurgle at these fellas in their heathen lingo
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my life would be far more productive if they invented a version of tatting that didnt make the obnoxious clicking noise 😞
#this way on a slow day i could decide to stealth-make a doiley or some shit while i wait for someone to email me a dumb question#without the whole office being like ''wtf is that horrendous noise??''#like for srs tatting would be the perfect stealth hand activity if it didnt click#''what about needle tatting?'' i dont know how to do that jessica. I dont want to learn it.#i want the thing i already know how to do to miraculously become convenient#also how tf do u spell doiley#doily? doilie? doiliegh#a mystery
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𝐒𝐎𝐂𝐈𝐀𝐋𝐒 𝐀𝐒 𝐊𝐈𝐃'𝐒 𝐆𝐅 — ♡
one piece social media + dating feat: kid
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_ynln: kid waiting patiently infront of the den den mushi
13 mins until the @/dominicfike album releases!!!
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CAPTAIN.KIIIID: LETSS GOOOOO 🔥🔥
↳ CAPTAIN.KIIIID: SUNBURN IS SUCH A BANGER
killerrr: no wonder it was so peaceful on the victoria punk
↳ _ynln: the only time kid isn't wrecking havoc, the fike effect!!
trafalgar_d.law: rare photo of eustass where his hair isn't radiating hairspray fumes (liked by p1rateking_luffy)
↳ CAPTAIN.KIIIID: ITS ALL NATURAL
↳ CAPTAIN.KIIIID: dont be mad that i actually take care of my hair
↳ CAPTAIN.KIIIID: i can smell ur 10 in 1 from here
↳ p1rateking_luffy: HAHA Tra guy is write 😂😂
↳ CAPTAIN.KIIIID: STFU YOU DONT EVEN SHOWER. YOURE A NATURAL HUMAN REPELLENT.
↳ trafalgar_d.law: omg strawhat please learn how to spell
↳ _ynln: PLEASE YOU GUYS ARE SO ANNOYING TAKE THIS TO THE DMS 😭
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_ynln: kid refuses to share his lipsticks with me 😪😪
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CAPTAIN.KIIIID: ew why would i want cooties from you
↳ _ynln: ive seen you eat pasta off the ground 😐
↳ hey_its_heat: puts you into perspective
↳ _ynln: WTF WHY AM I GETTING SHIT ON
CAPTAIN.KIIIID: YEAH CAUSE YOU LOSE THEM
↳ _ynln: IT WAS ONE TIME
↳ CAPTAIN.KIIIID: I STILL WANT MY ROMAND#23 NUCADAMIA BACK
killerrr: simp 🥱🥱
↳ CAPTAIN.KIIIID: how do i dislike a comment
lovenami: wtf why does he have a better collection than me
↳ _ynln: life is so unfair 😔💔
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_ynln: i'll never shut up about this
thanks for the tickets loser <3
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CAPTAIN.KIIIID: thanks to yn im a certified once now
wirewirewire: YOU GUYS WENT TO TWICE WITHOUT US?!
↳ CAPTAIN.KIIIID: imagine not being able to see the feels live 🥱🥱
↳ _ynln: kid wtf KFJWBHJDJ 😭😭
lovenami: HOW DID YOU MANAGE TO GET TICKETS I WAS STRUGGLING
↳ _ynln: IDK HAHA KID GOT THEM FOR ME
doflamingo_: I'll get you VIP tickets next time, hmu
↳ _ynln: im blocking u, you're practically a senior citizen
↳ trafalgar_d.law: wtf are u doing on her page?
↳ killerrr: when worlds collide.
↳ lovenami: yn take one for the team 🤞🤞
↳ heyl_its_heat: you’ll be remembered 🤕🤕☝️
↳ CAPTAIN.KIIIID: WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK ARE YOU DOING ON MY GIRL'S ACCOUNT
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_ynln: im thirdwheeling my own relationship ☝️
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hey_its_heat: being self aware >>>
wirewirewire: THIS IS CRAZY LFMAOO
lovenami: GIRL ITS NOT YOUR RELATIONSHIP ANYMORE 💀💀
killerrr: bffr i was the one third wheeling, if i have to see u guys kiss one more time i’m ending it 😐😐
↳ _ynln: 😭😭
CAPTAIN.KIIIID: you woke us up cause u were bored and wanted to gossip
↳ _ynln: okay and you weren’t complaining when i was telling you all the new world drama 🤨🤨
↳ killerrr: how do you even know about all of it 😭😭
↳ _ynln: nami, robin, chopper and me have the best gos talks <3
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CAPTAIN.KIIIID 2h
[CAPTAIN.KIIIID] _ynln replied to your story: omg why are u being cute, what did u do
#one piece#one piece headcanons#one piece x reader#one piece smau#one piece imagine#luffy x reader#zoro x reader#smau#kid x reader#one piece x you#one piece fluff#one piece scenario#killer x reader#kid pirates#eustass x reader#eustass kid#eustasscaptainkid#trafalgar d law x reader#law x reader#doflamingo x reader
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i walk into the boss arena. “A great wa-”, she says, killed instantly by Malenia as if she was a fly met with the overwhelming force of a windshield
and she thanked her for it
fromsoftware giving bosses the hardest 3 lines you've ever heard, just to have them never speak again.
#her second phase gives me goosebumps every time (〒﹏〒)#i haven't played ER in a sec but i remember she says something along the lines of she'll show me true horror#and girl.. on my first playthrough i was so scared i was like wtf do you mean do u know how hard it was to make it this far 😭😹#this is already hell thanks!! now show me your beautiful transformation i have very normal feelings about and beat the shit out of my mimic#i have to cheese her w my strongest spells omfg. there are only 2 things in the whole game i have to cheese and they're both in the same#map 😹 the other one is the ulcerated tree spirit. i got knocked off the edge like ten times before just being like fuck you
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Just looked up the word "frown" because i wasn't sure about spelling for a moment and-
WHAT DO YOU MEAN FROWNING IS WHAT YOUR BROWS DO NOT WHAT YOUR MOUTH DOES???
why is this:
called a frown if it doesn't even have eyebrows
Bruh this is why my autistic ass struggles so much with facial expressions, wtf do u mean it's eyebrows that show frowning
I practically never emote with my eyebrows unless i'm doing something deliberately like raising them or scrunching my nose, how was i supposed to know other people do that and what it means
#also in my defense english is my second language#and my language does not actually have a word for frowning#so it just translates to “looking unhappy” and how am i supposed to know anything from that#not that people explaining what expressions are supposed to look like has ever helped me recognize them on real people#autistic#or maybe i'm just stupid
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Pt.3 Yan! Farmer x Perv Reader
I literally forgot how to use Tumblr lmao
I don't feel like making NSFW so you get fluff
Part 2 👆 Can some1 reteach me how to do the text that links you to a diff post I forgot how.
After all those events, You and Isagani spent more time with each other. Slowly, he began to become more comfortable around you.
It felt, peaceful. For the whole week you had left, you spent it pretty regularly. You and him became quite close and touchy too. What is your relationship with him anyways?
You act like lovers yet talk like aquaintances. (My phone is literally telling me it's spelled aqua instances like wtf)
But you were comfortable with that. Once your grandparents returned, it was already time for you to say goodbye. You had prepared beforehand to return home.
Isagani seemed extremely saddened by this. So you decided to keep contact and give him your number when you have a chance.
As you were checking all your stuff and making sure everything is there, Isagani knocks at your door.
Once you open it, he embraces you in a big tight hug. "Please don't go...." He says in a saddened tone. You hug him back, rubbing your face against his chest.
"Perfect timing. I'll give you my number so we can keep contact and meet sometime, m'kay?" You say as you pull away from him, reaching for his head and patting him.
It comforted him somehow, as he nuzzles your hand. It's like your going to war or something, the way he clings unto you.
He stares at you before mumbling.
"What are we....?" He says as he looks down flustered. You give him a smile.
Together.
At those words,his eyes brighten up and he gives you a thousandddd kisses. Your grandparents call for you because your ride is already there, so you quickly ask for his phone and type your digits.
You give him a little kiss on the cheek before leaving the farm.
Once you were on the ride, you decided to get some sleep for a while. 1 hour then passes once you wake up.
You check your phone for the time and see a text message from an anonymous number. It must be Isagani.
"Hey! I really really miss you. When can we meet again? It's me, ur fav farmer 😁"
Why does he type so cute? Everything is so cute about him. I love him.
"awww how sweet, but I think it's gonna be next Tuesday since my friends made plans..."
What? You'd pick your friends over him? Do you not love him?
"oh...that's ok....I need to work in the fields anyway :~("
Ahhh I feel so baddd. But I really hope he understands, after all my friends have been planning this since summer started.
"I promise I'll make it up to you !!!"
"how exactly??"
"hmm, I'll do what you want next time ?"
Oh. That'd be.....AMAZING. You'll do it? Really? No matter how dirty? Even if it hurts him? He's so in.
"okay! Deal <3"
"love u"
Hehe.
"I love you too."
That made you smile. It felt nice reminiscing all the moments you spent together. Even if it was just a mere 3 weeks, you were actually so glad this happened. He's just, so perfect. Body and mind.
I love him.
You slowly felt drowsy as you slept the whole ride. Once you had awoken, you were already at your destination. Now you just need to call a transportation to go back to your home.
You checked your phone again to find that Isagani sent a photo. Of him touching his nipples, squeezing them as milk cascades down his chest.
Woah, what a sight.
If this gets 500 likes I will be making a delectable and refined part 5 just for you guys bc ik this 1 isn't the best lol
#cinnanmonn#sub yandere#male sub#sub!yandere#yandere x reader#sub character#sub male character#yandere x darling
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