#Criminals in love!

[the-genius-az]

Mai and Ty Lee were "banished" by their families after being discovered kissing, both without any address, and with little money, they found a small warehouse where they began to live there, and then, on one page they discovered that they could make millions! They just had to kidnap someone, both doubtful, but thinking it was the best to have a better future, they did the job.

But they made a big mistake! They kidnapped the wrong person!

"I never thought they would catch me! You guys must be geniuses," she purrs in a seductive and fun voice.

Azula is a serial killer, who murdered men who committed sexual crimes, she was the best, no one had ever caught her in her life, always intelligent, so cunning.

Until he opens his eyes and they find two beautiful ladies, incredible! It's just great, no one has ever caught it.

They must be very cool and incredible, geniuses like her, worthy of her obsession.

Not knowing that none of them are actually police, much less their target, and that they simply made a mistake.

It doesn't matter, they managed to catch her, now she belongs to them by right.

[smokestarrules]

gotta say I am a huge sucker for how Adventure Time will sometimes just cut to Princess Bubblegum doing something extremely morally dubious like cutting off a tiny person’s limbs with scissors and then sticking those arms and legs onto another tiny person’s limb stumps but then she'll turn around and go like "Good morning, Finn! Are you ready for a sploinking day?" and whatever atrocities she had just been committing will Never be brought up again.

[semisolidmind]

ok hear me out—

(sue me but he was one of the only mfs in that damn place who wasn't tryna kill the player and i think we should have been able to save him. so, fix it au where y/n helps the gang escape and they live happily in a secluded house in the woods)

[biggest-gaudiest-patronuses]

why aren't there more mysteries that take place in nursing homes & retirement communities. i want to watch a group of deranged retirees-cum-amateur-detectives combine their powers of:

decades of life experience

boredom-fueled busybody shamelessness

access to the most gossipy next-door-neighbors in existence

"I am too old to be arrested and/or give a shit" attitude

and solve crimes. this should be an enormous subgenre.

[chloesimaginationthings]

Vanessa TOTALLY got those Tapes for the FNAF lore..

[briefkittenearthquake]

I like my men smart

[bitterest-taste]

growing up is realising that spencer reid was always hot

maturing is realising that aaron hotchner was also fine as fuck the whole time

[thehopefulquotes]

I know what it’s like to be afraid of your own mind.

Dr Reid’s/ Criminal Minds

[tomcriuse]

Criminal Minds 3.08 'Lucky'

[hinamie]

realizing how much i like drawing him a million years too late :<

[doraingrid]

I am mentally unwell. . . . FULL IMAGE ON LINK tumblr doesnt want me to have this here :<

[spencerreidsglasses]

I would NEVER argue with Spencer Reid. One look into his big brown eyes and I’d instantly shut up.

[starvinginbelair]

the best explanation of the pre-flashpoint batfamily i think i've ever seen

[slaygirlyqueen]

it started out as a crush, but I fear it is now a full blown obsession. please recommend some therapists

[vee6lolz]

2:34 am .

imagine you’re dating spencer and instead of him not being able to keep his hands off you, he can’t keep his hands on you. during sex he’s always to scared to put it in because he doesn’t want to hurt you, so he substitutes by sticking his pretty little face between your thighs and cleaning your messy cunt with his tongue and running your a warm bath afterwards. on your honeymoon, you guys had p in v sex for the first time and he did not hold back. it felt so amazing, but he ended up bruising your cervix and he wouldn’t touch you for like 3 weeks afterwards. he always muttered ‘i’m sorry- i’m so sorry-’ whenever he even thought that he was going too hard inside of you, he promises to be gentle at first but the pace he goes is always too underwhelming for him so he ends up fucking the lights out of you, only to feel guilty about you being cock drunk; barely being able to form a coherent sentence. he always tells you how pretty you are afterwards, begging you to forgive him. and you love it.

[l0v3-qu4rtz]

I'm part Lover Girl

And part Daddy Issues