#Crack Role
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Tell me your Henry Cavill Crack Role!
This is a safe space! I don't care how out there it is!
I want him to play Conan from Conan Exiles, the game. I want to see him play Avery from the first book of Mountainville, Victoria's Ranger. (it's a huge series of books on DDLG, Woot Daddy!Henry) I need to see him play Thors from Vinland Saga!!
#henrycavill#henry cavill#Crack Role#Must See Role#Conan#Conan Exiles#Avery Walker#MountainVille#Daddy!Henry#Thors#Vinland Saga#Safe Space
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A visual representation of what Suzy Greene experienced with that sending from Jester
#imagine getting woken up at the ass crack of dawn with an insane voice in your head telling you about your ex#how do you ever recover from that 😂#critical role#critrole#critrole memes#jester lavorre#the mighty nein#nein hells#suzy greene#braius doomseed#bells hells#bell's hells#cr spoilers#cr memes#cr shitpost#courtesy of me#cr campaign three#crit role#critrole meme#cr3#cr c3
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this is probably me just hitting peak insanity after scrolling on this website for too long but like
whoever had the brilliant idea of making the well-known old merlin character into a young man (younger than arthur, mind you, and upending the stereotypical mentorship role characteristic of the legend!) and basing the entire story on the bond (romantic! i will die on this hill) between merlin and arthur and THEN MAKING IT WORK was a genius
like imagine if 500 years from now when an ip like harry potter is public domain and ubiquitously known as a tale of magic, someone just straight up decides to rewrite the story by de-aging dumbledore and making him the same age as Harry and then writing an entire story based on their bond.
we’d all freaking look at them like they were crazy
#like i know there are already tom riddle/harry potter fics#but like imagine#we get tom riddle and gellert grindelwald in the mordred and morgana roles respectively#i might actually write this into a crack fanfic one day#merlin#bbc merlin#arthur pendragon#merlin bbc#merthur#king arthur#merlin emrys#bbc merthur
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Eliot Spencer. Listen to me i am obsessed with the man. He is so incredibly stereotypically masculine, and hardcore so, yet at the same time really isn't in ways that would be damning for the 2000s and early 2010s. Long hair, not unusually tall, the most emotionally aware one and most in tune with his emotions on the whole team. (Not that the others don't also have points in that area, but they're all terrible at it in some way and Eliot scores by far the most points.) He has a hobby that's not James Bond like (cooking), and he gets to be goofy while being unquestioned as the most badass guy in the room. And yes he makes inappropriate jokes about lesbians and goes all no homo at physical affection from other men, and younger people probably don't find him quite as monumental as i do in terms of masculinity. But his behaviour never reflects those jokes or the no homo, and he was the red blooded american former military guy character on a big network tv show in the year 2009. For which he was a severely mild case. He treats the other characters as people and not stereotypes, in the way the whole show does, and he has long hair he puts up in ponytails and half buns that have his side bangs falling out (you need to understand what big of a deal the manbun was in like 2013, so much so that they had to invent a word). He's emotional and doesn't actually mean his gruffness most of the time, and doesn't thinks himself above certain tasks or people. He wears ridiculous little outfits without putting up a show about his threatened masculinity, and he's the most emotionally intelligent one outside of cons. He wears little jewellery in his hair sometimes, and little braids even (yes braided hair was a no go), he plays guitar and sings earnest love songs not just to try to get laid (love songs would only be permissible in the immediate context of romance), and whenever they have a young woman as a client, that reminds him of home i presume, he works with so much effort and respect for them as the one he's in service to, and respects their opinion strongly. He wears glasses, and reads books and is way too nerdy for an action hero type of the 2010s. He is great with kids, and unironically so (there were multiple big shows and movies about the topic of "men needing to deal with children on their own" with the entire premise of that being ridiculous and them being naturally bad at it). He's the most stereotypically action hero type masculine guy on the show, and he does get strive or posture for power or dominance in their team, is content with a contributing role and trusting on the expertise of the others, and he is not portrayed as the most valuable one or as that behaviour being beneath him. He undresses so he and the woman he's fighting with are on equal ground reading undress. He is shorter than the others and continuously portrayed as the most dangerous one in any room, and height differences afe never deemphasised via cinematography (seriously, to be regarded as sufficiently masculine in western films they either get really tall actors or employ a variety of camera angles and boxes to give that impression. But just think of Eliot in the pilot when rescuing Hardison in the first break in, standing behind the group of security guys who all look way taller than him and more physically impressive with weapons and all. And then Eliot just in a t-shirt with no weapon but himself.) He has long hair (again, mainstream sufficiently masculine guys didn't do that back then, or now if we think of it (not that long at least)).
The show and all it's characters were a goddamn marvel back in 2009, and sadly in many ways still are today, 15 years later.
And he heals my little broken heart regarding gender stereotypes and masculinity, my heart that grew up in the 2000s and has so much difficulty accepting that my gender is valid. Bless him for it.
#own post#eliot spencer#leverage#trans man#i seriously wouldn't wish the rigid gender roles of back then on anyone#like the saying goes they would call you gay and revoke your masculinity card if you used lotion on cracked skin#not that it isn't often an issue today still
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#critical role#taliesin jaffe#marisha ray#kyle shire#my gifs#tal with the finger trap in the ad just cracks me up
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one of the things that continues to strike me on reread is how much the character of Darcy, and Austen through him, finds Mr. Bennet dead. And how much Elizabeth, in growing and changing and discarding her past blindness, has to move past her way of seeing her father and thus of seeing reality, because the two are connected! Darcy’s letter exposes her father’s flaws to Elizabeth in a way she’d never been able to see before. Most especially the way his laziness and neglect of his own gifts have hurt his family and that ultimately he doesn’t. care. Not enough to change. It literally says that she comes home from Hunsford and tries to laugh at her sisters’ and mother’s folly (the way she used to; the way her father has taught her to by example for her whole life) and she can’t anymore! It sticks in her throat. She is grieved by the failures that she sees in him, all the more so because she IS his favorite and she loves him! And the thing about Mr. Bennet is he never changes. The Lydia/wickham situation exposes to him sharply his own conduct and the consequences and he feels it! Because he is neither stupid nor unfeeling. But he, like everyone, has free will. And he chooses not to change when the opportunity presents itself. He even jokes about how quickly his feeling bad will pass and how soon everything will go back to normal, to his laziness and his selfishness. He is set in his ways and he serves as a contrast to Elizabeth’s personal journey because he embodies a version of a person she could have become and was in danger of becoming if her only goal at all times was to laugh at and judge people from the sidelines.
#pride and prejudice#I’ve always loved his character because he IS funny and he is iconic!!! and his love for Lizzy is touching!#he’s not faking it.#but he is so flawed. a man of taste a man of ability a man of judgment.#a man who could and SHOULD have set a different tone for his children and chose not to!#and they SUFFER FOR IT#their house is a divided one. and every child feels the pain of living in a house where the parents neither respect each other#nor are on the same team#there is a crack running through their house for this reason and it’s how Lydia (and Kitty) came to be so neglected!#who is going to discipline them or guide them? certainly not Mr. Bennet!#he’s so important to teach too. because the boys LOVE HIM. of course!#and are always very struck by his failures and laziness once I point it out#and yeah Darcy one of the only people who can expose him. because Darcy is putting in the work a man should be doing#Darcy’s house IS in order. his love is active and protective. he is fulfilling his role!#Mr. Bennet’s gifts are so extraordinary—the wit. the insight into human nature. honestly the capacity for wisdom#but he likes his library. he likes enjoying himself more than he likes doing his duty#as either a father or a husband#he does fail Mrs. Bennet! I have compassion for her there#anyway I love to think about this: something no version I have ever seen has ever fully explored#but man is it on the page#yeah yeah sorry for all the words. teacher off duty etc.
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The Kits
Aka. what I started drawing during the Lofi livestream.
Plus, their parents;
(Full page and some ramblings under cut)
God, I love Aym and Baal so much, I'm so happy I finally got around to drawing them :D
I know Narinder isn't CANONICALLY their dad, but I love the headcannon where he is, so in my au/version that's just how it is.
Aym, while his fur and patterns are more like Forneus, acts more like Narinder and has a more lean body build like his dad. Meanwhile, Baal has Narinder's pattern and fur while having Forneus' personality and more rounder body shape.
Aym is half blind due to his eye being injured when he was younger - both of them have additional scars now from sparring or fighting off previous vessels.
Forneus is hyper supportive and involved - meanwhile, Narinder is silently doting and proud, more laid back in raising them too.
Anyhow,
#cult of the lamb#cotl#cult of the lamb fanart#cotl fanart#cotl aym#cotl baal#cotl forneus#cotl narinder#cotl headcanons#furry art#the chat is on crack#they are role-playing#good for them#Narinder looks old af#bald headed mf
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I think a lot of people forget that Garnet's future vision isn't, like, accurate? That's the whole point of Future Vision; Garnet sees so many timelines, and she has to pick and choose which to follow, and they aren't' always accurate. Pool Hopping reinforces that concept, with Garnet being unable to pick which future Steven will follow because she's ignored his development.
She even does it in Future! She's so sure that Steven is in the "pepperoni timeline" that she doesn't even consider that he might be taking the vegetarian option.
Garnet has an approximate knowledge of many things, and she just kinda picks which future she thinks is true based on characters and how they act. Her future vision isn't a solid thing that she can just Know how things will go down. She guesses. A lot.
#Steven Universe#SU Analysis#Garnet#Falc talks#I've said it before I'll say it again#Garnet probably saw a million 'Rose is PD' reveals in her vision#But she disregarded them as 'too insane' or 'the literal crack answer' because she assumes she KNOWS Rose#It also makes her actions in the proposal episode kind of scummy#WHich is the point I think#Future spends its time showing us that the Gems AREN'T like how we're used to seeing them#Amethyst has gotten more mature. Pearl is hanging out with humans. Garnet is fumbling the leader role bc she's so certain she doesnt do wig#le room
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chronic pain
#ashton greymoore#critical role fanart#bells hells#gesture drawing#Ashton having real visible cracks coming from his head and chronic pain can actually be something so dear to me#-a person with chronic headaches and migraines who also feels like their skull is a brittle stone being picked at with hammer and chisel#Is Ash gonna become my my new projection blorbo like Caleb was a couple years back? Tune in next time to see..#Would make sense honestly tho cause trauma was my biggest issue back then and chronic pain is now so....#annathenewt art#my art#critrole
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It’s easier with people around you. To make you feel more like you.
#critical role#ygifs#cr2#yasha#honestly what's the point in gifs when your heart can’t wrench from the crack in her voice#anger is an emotion I know how to deal with because thats where I live just. just. completely.#the way that grief is the soil of rage will never not be with me#yasha not being present for the majority and yet her entire character arc and growth being so powerful and purposeful I just#their love never leaving her even when she was lost and their love embracing her back just as fiercely#loss and grief and guilt and loneliness and rage and c2 really said we will keep you still and your hair will grow white again
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chat Im gonna need a batfam fic about this STAT bc ik the kids put him up to this
#dc#batman#batfam#bruce wayne#dick grayson#nightwing#jason todd#red hood#cassandra cain#black bat#stephanie brown#spoiler#tim drake#red robin#duke thomas#signal#damian wayne#robin#why is role call so LONG DANGIT#anyway crack fic crack fic CRACK FIC
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this is going to hurt later, isn't it
#critical role#the legend of vox machina#tlovm#tlovm season 2#tlovm spoilers#this is going to be devastating in an uncertain number of episodes mark my words#if titmouse doesn't parallel this with a bard's lament i'm going to eat this fucking blog#oh my GOD the fact that GROG is turned AWAY FROM HIM????#the ONLY ONE TURNED AWAY FROM HIM#the cracks are there and he keeps plastering them over hoping nobody will notice#scanlan shorthalt#vox machina#my screenshots
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laudna pulled up her gown, got the girls out and messed with her hair and imogen lost her shit, not blaming her tho, would 100% do the same
#cr3#critical role#laudna#imogen temult#cr3e72#imogen x laudna#imodna#southern gothic#im sorry but lauras face during that scene cracked me up so much#marisha ray#laura bailey#bells hells#my art#critical role fanart
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taliesin when a spell with a d4 exists
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the funniest thing matt has ever done is reveal that essek was briefly turned into a fish during an aeor excursion.
imagine being an all-powerful wizard, master of your craft, prodigy in a new school of magic, and you're on vacation with your hot wizard boyfriend in the most dangerous place in the world and you get turned into a FISH and your hot wizard boyfriend has to carry you around.
essek is never beating the loserboy allegations
#and i don't want him to#please i'm cracking up that shit is SO FUNNY#shadowgast#essek#critical role#mighty nein#bells hells
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ok but we must talk about marisha wearing this shirt during this ep
#did she know they were gonna crack open her chest ???#marisha ray#critical role#critical role spoilers#c3e103
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