#Crack Role

[viking-raider]

Tell me your Henry Cavill Crack Role!

This is a safe space! I don't care how out there it is!

I want him to play Conan from Conan Exiles, the game. I want to see him play Avery from the first book of Mountainville, Victoria's Ranger. (it's a huge series of books on DDLG, Woot Daddy!Henry) I need to see him play Thors from Vinland Saga!!

[ramavoite]

[undead-knick-knack]

A visual representation of what Suzy Greene experienced with that sending from Jester

[pendragonsclotpole]

this is probably me just hitting peak insanity after scrolling on this website for too long but like

whoever had the brilliant idea of making the well-known old merlin character into a young man (younger than arthur, mind you, and upending the stereotypical mentorship role characteristic of the legend!) and basing the entire story on the bond (romantic! i will die on this hill) between merlin and arthur and THEN MAKING IT WORK was a genius

like imagine if 500 years from now when an ip like harry potter is public domain and ubiquitously known as a tale of magic, someone just straight up decides to rewrite the story by de-aging dumbledore and making him the same age as Harry and then writing an entire story based on their bond.

we’d all freaking look at them like they were crazy

[itspileofgoodthings]

one of the things that continues to strike me on reread is how much the character of Darcy, and Austen through him, finds Mr. Bennet dead. And how much Elizabeth, in growing and changing and discarding her past blindness, has to move past her way of seeing her father and thus of seeing reality, because the two are connected! Darcy’s letter exposes her father’s flaws to Elizabeth in a way she’d never been able to see before. Most especially the way his laziness and neglect of his own gifts have hurt his family and that ultimately he doesn’t. care. Not enough to change. It literally says that she comes home from Hunsford and tries to laugh at her sisters’ and mother’s folly (the way she used to; the way her father has taught her to by example for her whole life) and she can’t anymore! It sticks in her throat. She is grieved by the failures that she sees in him, all the more so because she IS his favorite and she loves him! And the thing about Mr. Bennet is he never changes. The Lydia/wickham situation exposes to him sharply his own conduct and the consequences and he feels it! Because he is neither stupid nor unfeeling. But he, like everyone, has free will. And he chooses not to change when the opportunity presents itself. He even jokes about how quickly his feeling bad will pass and how soon everything will go back to normal, to his laziness and his selfishness. He is set in his ways and he serves as a contrast to Elizabeth’s personal journey because he embodies a version of a person she could have become and was in danger of becoming if her only goal at all times was to laugh at and judge people from the sidelines.

[really-burnt-toast]

The Kits

Aka. what I started drawing during the Lofi livestream.

Plus, their parents;

(Full page and some ramblings under cut)

God, I love Aym and Baal so much, I'm so happy I finally got around to drawing them :D

I know Narinder isn't CANONICALLY their dad, but I love the headcannon where he is, so in my au/version that's just how it is.

Aym, while his fur and patterns are more like Forneus, acts more like Narinder and has a more lean body build like his dad. Meanwhile, Baal has Narinder's pattern and fur while having Forneus' personality and more rounder body shape.

Aym is half blind due to his eye being injured when he was younger - both of them have additional scars now from sparring or fighting off previous vessels.

Forneus is hyper supportive and involved - meanwhile, Narinder is silently doting and proud, more laid back in raising them too.

Anyhow,

[mandareeboo]

I think a lot of people forget that Garnet's future vision isn't, like, accurate? That's the whole point of Future Vision; Garnet sees so many timelines, and she has to pick and choose which to follow, and they aren't' always accurate. Pool Hopping reinforces that concept, with Garnet being unable to pick which future Steven will follow because she's ignored his development.

She even does it in Future! She's so sure that Steven is in the "pepperoni timeline" that she doesn't even consider that he might be taking the vegetarian option.

Garnet has an approximate knowledge of many things, and she just kinda picks which future she thinks is true based on characters and how they act. Her future vision isn't a solid thing that she can just Know how things will go down. She guesses. A lot.

[eyeofthenewt1]

chronic pain

[crispysnake]

"ohhh shit yes" scientists are still trying to decipher if that was dorians first reaction or robbies

[yashley]

It’s easier with people around you. To make you feel more like you.

[natp20]

this is going to hurt later, isn't it

[lightning-girl]

chat Im gonna need a batfam fic about this STAT bc ik the kids put him up to this

[themboification]

laudna pulled up her gown, got the girls out and messed with her hair and imogen lost her shit, not blaming her tho, would 100% do the same

[vethbrenatto]

taliesin when a spell with a d4 exists

[alliekitaguchi]

the funniest thing matt has ever done is reveal that essek was briefly turned into a fish during an aeor excursion.

imagine being an all-powerful wizard, master of your craft, prodigy in a new school of magic, and you're on vacation with your hot wizard boyfriend in the most dangerous place in the world and you get turned into a FISH and your hot wizard boyfriend has to carry you around.

essek is never beating the loserboy allegations

[gettingbiwithmylife]

Braius: Ashton is there a way to get us into the stone?

Ashton: There's a way to get me into the stone and honestly, if it comes to that, it's been a pleasure, all of you