#Cooper is a yapper

[ashvexaa]

Stupid silkweaver doodle before bed

[nickbn26]

[ellavei]

im doing a deep dive into old hetalia comics and i found this... so were spain and france actually married???? canonically????????? he called france his boss a little earlier in this same page but now...

If I could say one thing about Hetalia's old chapters, it would be... wild... especially those featuring France and Spain 😭😭😭😭😭

Hima once commented that their relationship is ''their relationship is actually undesirable, yet the two remain inseparable''.

I think this emphasizes a lot on how much France and Spain have been through together… including being married as you mentioned.

During this time, I saw that their personal relationship had deepened. They not only worked together more but also shared more with each other. The dialogue below is taken from here.

In Hetamyu, Spain was very worried when the French Revolution broke out, because before that both he and France were attached to the House of Bourbon. If you look at the history of the alliance between France and Spain during this period, you will see that the two were no different from getting married 😂

One thing I found interesting was that Hetamyu also canon France, Spain and South Italy as living together during the Second French Empire; which emphasized that France was the one controlling this family. He let Spain take care of South Italy closely, but behind the scenes, France was the one who managed everything.

It sounds cruel, but whether it is politically or personally, Spain was a valuable ''bride'' to France during these time.

[burquillos]

Thats cool that you prefer dkbk! I always thought bkdk matched their personality's better. Ive always wondered why some think dkbk fits better, which is again cool that you like that more! My point of view is katsuki always wanting to be number one, his dominant personality, his soft side he shows to izuku, and izuku being more submissive to katsuki specifically. Sure in battle he can be scary but he goes all soft when they are safe. What do you like about dkbk?

IM SCRAPPING THE ESSAY (for now cause I feel like it will remain unfinished until MHA ends and I have every single info)

But seeing Katsuki cry in the latest chapter unlocked a (relatively) shorter, dkbk specific answer for me: I just like seeing Katsuki being vulnerable and I like seeing Izuku feeling like he's worthy of seeing that vulnerability.

Katsuki's dominance is in part because he's a perfectionist and strives to be the best. People have expectations for him but he has even higher expectations for himself and he usually breaks beneath its weight. Has been since the sludge incident, Deku getting into UA, getting kidnapped, ending All Might etc. etc. Point is that, for me, his dominance feels more like a hindrance for him than anything else. I mean his whole arc IS about learning to Save to Win and throughout the 2nd war arc we see him shining in that supportive role he has learned to accept and he finally feels like he's free.

So when I saw him genuinely cry his heart out in front of Izuku in that hospital bed, my brain goes "Finally, Katsuki crying without hiding behind aggression and dominance like he did back in the Bakugo's Starting Line chapter and Deku vs Kacchan 2"

For Izuku's part, he's always dealt with being not enough from the very beginning, mostly cause he compared himself to Katsuki and why "envy" was one of All Might's description of him during the practical exam. First he wasn't enough to be a hero because he was quirkless. Then he got his quirk and he wasn't even decent at using it. Then he got the whole weight of a legacy thrust upon him and some of the users didn't even deem him worthy. Only up until recently did he stop thinking of himself as just a vessel of OFA but as a full pledged hero.

Izuku has envied Kacchan's dominance and his strength to win. His whole arc was about learning to Win to Save but he's so internally messed up about it cause he doesn't feel like it fits people's perception of him. That's why he goes "it's stupid and gross and I literally can't say this to your face but you're my image of victory even if those bad habits of yours are supposed to be something I am expected to dislike" and I want him so badly to reconcile with that part of himself.

So again, when Katsuki falls apart in his hands, when his image of victory comes crying to him and bearing his heart out, I think "Maybe he will finally feel reliable enough, strong enough, for this amazing person to unravel himself before him and trust him to hold him tight"

And that's about it for my MHA 424 revelation 😅I hope you have a good read 😅😅

[blackynsupremacy]

i hate mfs on tiktok when they see a cooper edit and they be ready to shade nicholas in the comments. girl—it’s to hype cooper up like why even bring nicholas in it?

even when they compliment cooper it’s still shading nick.

example: “cooper my unproblematic king” knowing damn well—lemme hush.

i love cooper and nicholas alike, so it rubs me the wrong way.

at the end of the day, you don’t have to always bring someone down to hype someone up.

[thebellekeys]

changes i think luca guadagnino could (should) make in his upcoming “american psycho” film:

set the film in the west coast, preferably the bay, silicon valley, nocal in general. the real american psychos of the 2020s drive teslas and work for apple. finance bros just don’t measure up to tech bros these days. plus i think california’s homelessness problem would make patrick’s own hatred for the poor and vulnerable more impactful.

have an openly gay actor play patrick. this isn’t necessary, per se, just my cooper koch agenda at work, but i think it’d be a great nod to the homoeroticism of the text and bret easton ellis himself having been closeted. especially since patrick tries (and fails) to present as the straightest dudebro ever.

play into patrick bateman’s donald trump obsession even more by having sebastian stan play trump in a cameo. goes without saying but the novel has been, unfortunately, rather clairvoyant. i just think it’d be genius to lean into that.

not to be obvious again, but patrick should have the personality of one of those health and lifestyle influencers who also hit their vape nonstop.

cast a ridiculously hot nepo baby (i’m thinking kaia gerber or lily rose rn) as evelyn. that’d make the bit of patrick being lowkey more into paul than her even funnier.

[woobiz]

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[iamthedamndonutdrawcat]

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[ahscovxnn]

me bc I watched the entirety of the office just for one episode with him in it

need him in more episodes ngl

[martitheevans]

Watched The Hangover part II last night, I forgot how hot Bradley Cooper is in those movies goddammmmnnn

[athingdevoted]

pelle sub agnina latitat, mens saepe lupina. a wolf in sheep's clothing. for posterity's sake, it's important to note that this wasn't a deliberate choice. sedef had always preferred sleek fur over wool ⸺ but if it bleats right or if it bleeds right, then it's meant for her. flesh and tails are cut and burned off for real wool. after all, the comfort of one always comes at the cost of another.

slender fingers reach into the deep pockets of her coat only to find them empty, the object of her desire misplaced ⸺ or worse lost. the shadow of a man tells her something but his words overlap and blur, her disgust for the celebration accelerating, accentuated by his penchant for prattle.

eloquent in her silence, at her core, sedef is a shape-shifter. a snake with the head of a fox. hers is a vulpine face, with a prominent, elongated but elegant nose, broad cheekbones, and a sharply sculpted chin. from this angle, she looks less frightening. almost human.

''⸺ you sure do speak a lot, but you didn't even think to offer a cigarette to a lady first,'' she says, finally sinking her teeth into the flesh of his sentence, biting off a chunk of meat to push the conversation in another direction.

''come on, surprise me.''

›     𝙱𝙻𝙰𝙲𝙺   𝙱𝙾𝚇   𝚂𝚃𝙰𝚃𝚄𝚂   :    open     (    temp   no   cap    )                 𝙰𝚁𝙴𝙰   𝙾𝙵   𝙾𝙿𝙴𝚁𝙰𝚃𝙸𝙾𝙽𝚂   :    vesna   night                 𝙶𝚁𝙸𝙳   𝚁𝙴𝙵   :    23T  WP   1938   7462                 𝚃𝙸𝙼𝙴   :    22:13   ZULU   (   10:13   PM  LOCAL   )

🗒️           ✱           ﹕ㅤ    𝘁𝗵𝗲   𝘀𝘁𝗿𝗲𝗲𝘁𝘀   𝘄𝗲𝗿𝗲   𝗮𝗹𝗶𝘃𝗲   ,   𝗴𝗹𝗼𝘄𝗶𝗻𝗴   𝘄𝗶𝘁𝗵   lantern   light   and   laughter   —   the   kind   that   felt   just   a   little   too   loud   ,   like   everyone   was   trying   to   drink   ,   dance   ,   and   fuck   their   worries   away   before   the   world   came   crumbling   down   again.   vesna   night.   hell   of   a   way   to   pretend   things   weren’t   going   to   shit.   and   cooper   ?   well   ,   he   was   more   than   happy   to   play   along.

 leaning   against   a   half   -   crumbling   brick   wall   ,   pint   in   one   hand   ,   cigar   in   the   other   ,   he   looked   like   he   belonged   there—   half   in   the   shadows   ,   watching   the   world   go   by.   the   flickering   candlelight   caught   the   sharp   angles   of   his   face   ,   the   scar   just   under   his   eye   ,   the   lazy   smirk   that   never   quite   left   his   lips.   his   dog   tags   glinted   when   he   tilted   his   head   ,   eyeing   his   newest   source   of   entertainment. 

 "   y’know   ,   "   he   started   ,   mancunian   drawl   slow   and   lazy,   "   for   a   night   that's   supposed   to   keep   the   bad   spirits   away   ,   you   lot   aren’t   doin’   a   very   good   job.   can’t   decide   if   you   look   like   trouble   or   if   i   just   fancy   the   idea   of   findin’   out.   "

 he   took   a   slow   drag   of   his   cigar   ,   let   the   smoke   curl   from   his   mouth   ,   then   exhaled   through   his   nose   ,   watching   it   drift   into   the   night   air.

 "   read   somewhere   that   festivals   like   this   used   to   be   about   new   beginnings   ,   all   that   hopeful   shite.   sounds   nice   ,   don’t   it   ?   ‘cept   here   we   are   ,   drinkin’   like   it’s   the   end   of   the   bloody   world.   "

 a   slow   sip   of   his   pint.   a   flick   of   his   cigar   ,   embers   sparking   in   the   dark.   he   knocked   his   knuckles   against   the   wooden   bar   ,   signaling   for   another   drink   —   not   that   he   was   in   any   rush.   then   ,   his   gaze   slid   back   ,   sharp   and   just   a   little   too   amused.

 “   so   what’s   it   gonna   be   ,   then   ?   you   sittin’   here   to   wallow   ,   or   you   plannin’   to   make   this   night   worth   rememberin’   ?   ”   a   slow   smirk   tugged   at   the   corner   of   his   lips   ,   just   enough   to   make   it   unclear   whether   he   was   joking   or   not.   "   go   on   ,   love   ,   "   he   gestured   vaguely   with   his   cigar   ,   "   surprise   me.   "

[baldudiable]

random astrology observations

pisces / 12th house suns often have a hard time knowing who they are. these placements often look at other sources to discover the true nature of their being. they end up adopting the same habits or interests as people they admire because they don’t know where theirs lie. pisces & the 12th house are associated with neptune, the planet that dissolves everything it touches. the sun is the ego, or what you believe you are. when these energies collide, it’s hard knowing who you are and what you want to do with your life. this can be both a blessing and a curse; it makes you open to all kinds of experiences, and allows you to be freed from the need to control outcomes. but it can also lead you to lose yourself and waste time that you could've applied to certain aspirations, and ending up not accomplishing anything worthwhile. if you have any of these placements, it's important that you do some soul searching and find out what it is that you want to do & become.

gemini is ruled by mercury, planet of knowledge and communication. leo is the sun, constantly showering the world with its light. natives with both of these placements in their charts love talking about themselves & their interests. leo is fixed, meaning it’s more likely to go deep into their interests than mutable & unstable gemini. combine the two and you get an expert in any kind of medium. these guys are real yappers though; once they are comfortable and start talking, it's near impossible to get them to stop.

it is true what they say about leo venus. these people love showering their love interest with affection and admiration. they will let the whole world know about how they feel for them. their lovers are an extension of themselves in a way, which makes them super proud and showy. what is also true is that they expect the same in return. like libra venus, they love being in love. so much so that they stay in unhealthy and unsatisfying dynamics because they need to feel love for someone, and desperately want that love given back to them.

pisces placements are very clumsy. it’s a water and neptune-ruled sign, which makes them ungrounded and kinda foggy in a way. obstacles seem to just appear out of nowhere for these placements. they are always bumping into walls or people, holding things too lightly and consequently dropping them. aries placements are pretty destructive in that sense too. they are always breaking things without intending to. which makes sense since they are ruled by mars, the great warrior. 

aries men enjoy partaking in physical fights or at least watching other people fight. many men with this placement enjoy sports like MMA or wrestling. either they are actively engaged in their practice or are very interested in them. aries is martian, which gives these people a kind of violence to them. fighting or watching other people fight helps them release the destructive anger they feel inside. 

virgo suns are surprisingly forgetful. since they’re given this collected and organized stereotype in astrology, you’d expect them to always remember about important things. but these people always seem to lose their belongings, not answer their texts and forget about their loved ones' birthdays. they are so focused on their work or responsibilities that they end up forgetting about the things that actually matter. 

libra placements are actually very self-centered. yes, libra is the sign of relationships. yes, it is about balance. but it’s on the same polarity as aries, which means that they share similarities. they have the potential to be as self-obsessed and selfish as their counterpart. in this lifetime, they are learning what it means to cooperate and include others in their life. likewise, aries placements can be relationship-oriented and generous with their possessions. their purpose involves learning to share the self without sacrificing it in the favor of others.

scorpio mars' anger can be explosive and honestly, quite surprising. these natives usually keep it under wraps for long until it's just too powerful for them to contain. as they grow, they learn to tame their anger, as they know how destructive it can be. they also hate not having control over their emotions. unlike aries mars, scorpio mars believes that getting involved in fighting means that you have lost power over yourself and handed it over to the other person. 

taurus mars embodies the lazy stereotype more than any other taurus placement. mars is energy. taurus is slow and enjoys comfort most of all. this detrimental mars doesn't like having to do things that require any physical effort. good luck trying to rush them or get them to go somewhere far. they might give in eventually, but you can be sure that they will complain the whole time about it.

a lack of earth in a chart makes it difficult for you to orient yourself. even if you've been to a certain place countless times, it's still hard for you to know which directions you have to take to go there.

[bensoloren]

thinking about Lucy “chronic yapper” MacLean and Cooper “whatever you say, sweetheart” Howard

[perfectfangirl]

thinking about how walton is irl canonically a yapper and how many things are so similar with him to cooper that i really have headcanoned that cooper is going to talk the most between him and lucy, i know the prevailing idea is that lucy would be asking him a lot of questions since she's a teacher and from a vault but we see the way he talks, right. he's talking to her about two hundred year old torture studies from the newspapers, he's talking about ice cream socials, he's talking about power armour defects. he is two hundred years old. he... is a senior citizen. he's going to talk her ear off 😭

[alaskan-wallflower]

curtis gang goin to the doctors 👍

darry: he is actually terrified of needles and most doctors—but he looks completely fine. he has a good poker face. the nurses always get concerned whenever they listen to his heartbeat because you know his heart is RACING—hes really cooperative and polite, always answers everything with “yes/no ma’am/sir”—every doctor’s dream patient. he’s relatively healthy but gets scolded for working too much. 9.5/10

sodapop: oh. my. god. he asks SO many questions. he doesn’t really get anatomy too much but he likes learning about it. he’s worse at the dentist than an actual doctor but he’s still kiiiiind of nervous, and he’s a nervous yapper, so that doesn’t bode well. know the clip of buddy the elf at the doctor’s? that’s sodapop. he flirts with the nurses and always manages to somehow sweet talk them into giving him a lollipop lmfao—he was a biter as a kid tho. 5/10

ponyboy: he’s pouting. like the whole time. he’s sitting on that table with his arms folded, literally looking like “😠” the WHOLE time. he makes darry answer every question for him and darry will tell the nurses when he lies— “i don’t smoke that much” “yes he does, he smokes at least a pack a day” “DARRY 😡” He is a brat with needles too, he’s all dramatic about it in the car home too like “i can’t believe you let them jab me with a needle, that hurt y’know” “okay then go get the flu, see if i care” (darry will care dw) 3/10

johnny: he’s like-never been to a doctor before. his parents don’t bother and he doesn’t have the money to be going. he doesn’t like getting asked questions and will usually go quiet when asked about his health. he’s really malnourished and not too healthy anyhow, he’s pretty good at the doctors but he sometimes lies without realizing because on the off chance he was taken to the doctors his parents would force him to, but darry always catches him and tells the truth for him. 6/10

dally—he doesn’t go to the doctor unless he’s dragged there kicking and screaming. he’s such a brat, like when he’s getting his reflexes checked he’ll kick the doctor and stuff. totally lies about how much he drinks and smokes and darry just gives him the biggest glare ever lmao—he lowkey needs like…every shot in existence. he’s like a mangy dog that’s just disease ridden and he’s so grumpy about the whole thing lmfao. he probably steals something too, and darry makes him give it back (it was a needle or smth idk) -1/10

two-bit: he’s fine at the doctor. he doesn’t love them. he doesn’t hate them. he’s probably being a jackass the whole time because that’s just who he is—he flirts with the hot, blonde receptionist behind the counter for a good fifteen minutes before he FINALLY gets called in (he tried to slip her his number)-he’s kinda cooperative. he yelled into the stethoscope once cause he thought it was funny. there’s always a conversation that goes like “do you drink?” “yeah” “what do you drink?” “beer” …how much do you drink?” “three” “three what? three cans, three bottles, three-“ “shelves.” “…excuse me??” (they think he’s kidding and if darry’s taking him he gives two The Look so he plays it off as a joke. 4/10

steve-not much to say about him. it really depends on who’s going with him—if sodas there then he’ll act like a little shit. if it’s just darry, he’s behaved…well enough. he’s surprisingly healthy and cooperative, but he hates when the doctors touch him with their cold ass hands, and will actively try to avoid this (cause he’s a baby in the cold/when cold things even graze him)-he’s okay with getting his shots but when he has to get his blood drawn? hell no. he passes out straight up cause he always looks at the tube and they just see him turn this ghostly pale color before he’s out. he gets a free apple juice out of it tho so he considers it a win. 7/10.

[starrymused]

"I could say the same about you." Cooper wouldn't pretend to know much about women's attire — although he did once recommend a fine scarf to Diane that she ended up buying — but he could tell that this woman wasn't dressed for a hiking trip through the majestic trees surrounding them. If he had to give his opinion on her outfit choice, which he wouldn't, as that was uncalled for, he'd say she wasn't dressed for the right decade. It was as if she'd escaped the pages of a sixties fashion magazine.

"Although I suppose how you're dressed doesn't matter when you're just passing through." She could be on her way to a costume party somewhere. One of those "Dress as a Decade" events. They'd done something similar back at his office in Philadelphia as a team building exercise—he'd drawn the straw for the 1920s and happily committed to the role of a dapper gentleman.

As they stepped off the road and began their walk down towards the gas station, he breathed in the fine air, always feeling rejuvenated by the fresh pine. 'Isn't that a wonderful scent? Can you believe they don't have a souvenir shop here? They could sell Douglas Fir air fresheners by the case; they'd sell out in no time.' Cooper would probably buy half of them. However, now was hardly the moment to attract tourists, not with the death of Laura Palmer looming over the town, trapping it in its own dome of haunting grief.

If she had only been permitted to bring her gun out on this little 'holiday', she might have unloaded it then and there right into the hood of her car in frustration. Would that have fixed things? No, but it certainly would have helped how she felt.

Fortunately, she wasn't armed --otherwise, the man addressing her might have been shot himself. Maybe not fatally, but definitely in the knee. Maybe the arm.

"You're awfully well-dressed for the middle of nowhere," was her best effort at a polite greeting in return. She blew her bangs out of her eyes and turned towards him fully, aggravated by her situation, but not so much by his offer. "--But that would be helpful. Thank you."

Big Ed. She couldn't escape ridiculous aliases no matter where she was, it seemed.