#Complainte

[francepittoresque]

LÉGENDE | Légende de saint Nicolas et des enfants au saloir ➽ https://bit.ly/Saint-Nicolas-Enfants-Saloir Issue d'une légende née au XIIe siècle mettant originellement en scène des marins, la « Complainte de Saint-Nicolas » nous raconte comment le bon saint Nicolas, évêque de Myre, ressuscita trois petits innocents victimes d'un boucher cupide, devenant le saint protecteur des enfants

[bendgineer]

[silkentine]

I had to drop everything and make a comic based on this post by @pointycorgiears

Bonus:

[angelofdumpsterfires]

how i feel about all the changes in s3

[biggest-gaudiest-patronuses]

strange that "skinny" means thin. it should mean...skinny. characterized by skin. possessing or characterized by an above average amount of skin. more skin rather than less skin. but somehow it means less skin? preposterous

[everwalldigan]

Pre utrh Jason opening up a little bookshop as a side hustle to his Crime Lord business (only to do evil of course, like making little book stands to promote his favourite books) and one day Bruce walks by, sees all of Jason’s favourite books on display in the window and decides to walk in (because he’s a masochistic fuck like that.)

Jason, without looking up: judging by you just standing there, I assume you don’t know your way around. Be right with y—

Bruce, sharply scanning Jason’s rapidly paling face while trying to look casual: oh no don’t worry! Take your time! What’s your name?

Jason, panicking: Tason Jodd

Bruce: that’s so funny, that sounds exactly like Jason Todd…

Jason: no it doesn’t

Bruce: It’s literally Jason Todd with the first letters swapped

Jason, sweating: no it’s not.

Bruce:

Jason:

Bruce, grabbing Jason’s arm: you’re coming with me

[pangur-and-grim]

every time I say “starting nooooow I won’t have any major expenses” something HAPPENS! there’s raw sewage backing up from my drains, and apparently the plumbers will need to break the floor and the wall to get to the pipes and fix it.

if the cat stuff hadn’t wiped out my bank account, this would be annoying but manageable. as it is…..I’m going to try to get everything up in the store for Friday.

[brodorokihousuke]

referring to all aa rivals exclusively as weirdos from now on

[deadnatura11]

There's no "straight" way to eat a Ring Pop but Eddie "Homotron 5000" Diaz managed to somehow choose the queerest way.

Cheeks hollowed...

Hand curled in a light fist...

Big, brown, beautiful cow eyes looking up through his lashes...

Buck needs to start getting serious -

[baratheon]

when your professional frenemy calls you a cradle robber and says that she looks better than you despite being a literal skull.

[kirby-the-gorb]

[chloesimaginationthings]

Michael knows FNAF Moon is a lawsuit waiting to happen

[duckysprouts]

girlies when they realize they’re a bit like their father(s)

[valtsv]

regardless of how you feel about homestuck you do have to admit that the story concluding with almost all of the major characters literally deciding to just say fuck it and abandon the story entirely is like. an absolutely iconic narrative decision. you know what i'm not doing this shit anymore. figure it out. bye.

[deadshadowcreature]

Problems with wishes

[biggest-gaudiest-patronuses]

"cis is a slur" i'm completely fine using it that way