#College Toad

[ggardengirl]

[bigolbard]

I am constantly thinking about the fact that Ross Bryant improvised the line: "Evolution doesn't have a plan; it makes frequent and catastrophic mistakes." in a fucking Make Some Noise bit about David Attenborough hating toads. Like what the fuck Ross

[toxictoad]

Luke is such a funny character because he perfectly encapsulates the reality of growing up in a small town and when you finally get to leave it's a complete shitshow but you're still having the time of your fucking LIFE

[internalresistance]

My last journal entry was on 7 th Jan and I decided to jot down what happened on 11th Jan and oh boy . I believe it was a solid 1.5 hour and I wrote like someone whose author rights were wrongfully taken away and it's been two decades ever since.

[moonlightcrusader-archive]

Hey everyone! Man I keep disappearing every few months or so haha- I’m sorry, I finished my summer and I’m back to school- I’ve been writing and may have been neglecting my art for a bit. I think I’ll share a few pieces I haven’t shared here- and update how my fic is doing! How’s everyone today? I hope their day is going well!! :3

I’m still not done with Peach post I promised some time ago haha- I should get that done soon because I’m curious about people’s input! Anyways, hey :D

[chiropteracupola]

the people who make websites for colleges should be thrown down a very very very very deep hole, at the bottom of which should be various pointy objects and unpleasant plants and animals

[mkstrigidae]

Beautiful boy, my little baby, my Bally boo bear, my favorite creature, ate another book while I was in the shower and then decided to belch in my face when I tried to take a nap

[toad-in-a-trenchcoat]

I WATCHED THE NEW SPIDERVERSE MOVIE AND IT WAS VERY COOL. VERY MUCH LOOKING FORWARD TO THE NEXT ONE.

THE PEOPLE I WATCHED IT WITH HAD A LOT OF FUN RANTING ABOUT IT AT THE END

[comicwaren]

From Bishop: War College #003, “Trouble in Paradise”

Art by Sean Damien Hill, Alberto Foche, Victor Nava and Espen Grundetjern

Written by J. Holtham

[hootpoop12]

new apartment, nice! it's always exciting to get a new place. how's the layout feel?

Oh, the layout is pretty nice! Pretty big living room which is really great! All our furniture is set up in it and there's still plenty of empty space to fuck around with! The patio is bizarrely attached to the master bedroom which is unfortunate but

It has a neighbor

[toxictoad]

I need you guys to see what I'm seeing because WHAT THE HEL????

Dooku. Okay, yeah, he's old. We knew that already. BUT-

?????????

PALPATINE IS 18 YEARS

YOUNGER

THAN DOOKU????? WHAT?????????

[the-phantom-author]

If my junior and senior years don’t eat I fear I’m done

Junior year eat without question, senior depends on what you take

[kuh-boose]

sad gorl hours but I gave my late grandma's poodle a haircut today so heres that

her name is Daisy

[allosaurus-fragilis]

here’s a toad

how does tumblr even work do you just like talk to yourself until people are like "i like this one"

[5targh0st]

NUMBER ONE GIRL (masterlist)

"Tell me that you need me, tell me that I'm loved..."

pairings: choi yeonjun x fem!reader / lee know x fem!reader

genre: smau, fluff, crack, angst (just a pinch), half written au, non idol!au, band!au kinda, college!au

warning(s): ignore time stamps, kys/kms jokes, suggestive, implied sexual activity, cringe, bad jokes, random ships, more to add

cast: txt, skz, seventeen, itzy, and a lot more people tbh

summary: life doesn't need to be a rollercoaster, it just needs to be simple and comfortable; that's what minho tells himself everyday. meanwhile, yeonjun is all for the thrill of the moment; he's all up for emotion, drama, and pleasure. two very different worlds that somehow intertwine and, as expected, collide in the most disastrous and cliché way possible. what happens when they find themselves infatuated with the same girl? or the ups and downs of a girl just trying to make it through college, with the added drama of two very stupid guys fighting to win her affections...

status: on going (11.23.24—?)

note: this my first smau so pls expect some errors and be kind, i really hope you enjoy it

playlist: number one girl

profiles: duck the patriarchy | hos before bros | lets make a band

fuck him

can't believe i'm saying this

i don't care

no bitches?

arts and shit department

you want me to perform?

she wants me so bad

screaming crying throwing up

she's so cool (written)

who's the girl?

girls' night +hyunjin

you lost that right

you got this babe

does it ever get lonely? (written)

ask her out (written)

omg he's so weird

such a gentleman

he's so nice

getting even

he's a bitch

who tf are you?

you're coming right?

i gave my all (written)

i don't believe you (written)

a date or whatever

just maybe

this is happening

that was low

we're friends

a tiny little kiss

you're mine (written)

i wanna figure this out

this is a party?

drunk af

so cute

i do

leave him alone

feeling feelings (written)

she's not that bad

loyal and kind (written)

it's official

i hate this

what's that?

all in my head

don't come back

kinda surprised

meet THE brother

who's that?

a wedding?

so in love

my date

that's a start

what are you doing?

everybody wants you (written)

i do like her

not again

what can I say?

called it (written)

we're so back

feels impossible (written)

love is in the air

why?

please

the happiest

scheming

it's a secret

happy birthday

a shit ton of coke (written)

secret santa

not without you (written)

hold me

i love you

new friend?

i'll be here

i'm drowning

i know him

stop

come back

i hate you

can't let go (written)

don't make me cry

he's just gone

give me a chance

you ruined everything

get her back

it's over (written)

not your choice to make

for the better

be honest

messing with my head

i miss him

he hurt you

this time

number one girl (written)

you're it for me

please don't

let me show you

thinking about it

you'll never be alone (written)

a second chance?

sisters

hate is a strong word

wedding day

who i am (written)

say yes

i want this to work

i want you

stay away

make things right

it's always been you

he really knows me (written)

the end.

taglist: open! (5/50)

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[zeldalizzy]

I'd love to see Princess Peach and Sky interacting

Hi @sunflowersunnyl! Thanks so much for your request!!

I am so so sorry that it took me so long to respond to your request! College has been crazy busy! I hope you had a lovely Thanksgiving!

I decided to do a little something with Swordfighter Peach, from Princess Peach Showtime! Sky is a master at swordfighting, so I bet he'd probably have a lot to teach her and a lot of tips for her! Maybe the Toads could help too! 😂

I can't believe that it is already December! My family just put up their Christmas decorations and I am sooo excited!