#College Toad

[bigolbard]

I am constantly thinking about the fact that Ross Bryant improvised the line: "Evolution doesn't have a plan; it makes frequent and catastrophic mistakes." in a fucking Make Some Noise bit about David Attenborough hating toads. Like what the fuck Ross

[toxictoad]

Luke is such a funny character because he perfectly encapsulates the reality of growing up in a small town and when you finally get to leave it's a complete shitshow but you're still having the time of your fucking LIFE

[moonlightcrusader]

Hey everyone! Man I keep disappearing every few months or so haha- I’m sorry, I finished my summer and I’m back to school- I’ve been writing and may have been neglecting my art for a bit. I think I’ll share a few pieces I haven’t shared here- and update how my fic is doing! How’s everyone today? I hope their day is going well!! :3

I’m still not done with Peach post I promised some time ago haha- I should get that done soon because I’m curious about people’s input! Anyways, hey :D

[chiropteracupola]

the people who make websites for colleges should be thrown down a very very very very deep hole, at the bottom of which should be various pointy objects and unpleasant plants and animals

[mkstrigidae]

Beautiful boy, my little baby, my Bally boo bear, my favorite creature, ate another book while I was in the shower and then decided to belch in my face when I tried to take a nap

[toad-in-a-trenchcoat]

I WATCHED THE NEW SPIDERVERSE MOVIE AND IT WAS VERY COOL. VERY MUCH LOOKING FORWARD TO THE NEXT ONE.

THE PEOPLE I WATCHED IT WITH HAD A LOT OF FUN RANTING ABOUT IT AT THE END

[comicwaren]

From Bishop: War College #003, “Trouble in Paradise”

Art by Sean Damien Hill, Alberto Foche, Victor Nava and Espen Grundetjern

Written by J. Holtham

[hootpoop12]

new apartment, nice! it's always exciting to get a new place. how's the layout feel?

Oh, the layout is pretty nice! Pretty big living room which is really great! All our furniture is set up in it and there's still plenty of empty space to fuck around with! The patio is bizarrely attached to the master bedroom which is unfortunate but

It has a neighbor

[allosaurus-fragilis]

here’s a toad

how does tumblr even work do you just like talk to yourself until people are like "i like this one"

[the-phantom-author]

If my junior and senior years don’t eat I fear I’m done

Junior year eat without question, senior depends on what you take

[kuh-boose]

sad gorl hours but I gave my late grandma's poodle a haircut today so heres that

her name is Daisy

[toxictoad]

I need you guys to see what I'm seeing because WHAT THE HEL????

Dooku. Okay, yeah, he's old. We knew that already. BUT-

?????????

PALPATINE IS 18 YEARS

YOUNGER

THAN DOOKU????? WHAT?????????

[estellan0vella]

Sunshine's Guide To Murder│Lee Minho

-Jang Hayun, Lee Felix and Han Jisung are college students who run a very successful true-crime podcast called Three Sunshines' Guide To Murder. For their one year anniversary, they decide to cover the five year old murder of Shin Yuna and the subsequent confession and suicide of Yuna's girlfriend, Lee Chaeryeong who is the older sister of one Lee Minho (Heavily Inspired by Holly Jackson's Book Triology; A Good Girl's Guide To Murder)

Pairing: Lee Minho x fem!reader (College AU) (reader is named Hayun)

Uploading Schedule: Will Be All Over The Place

Profiles: Murder Specialists; Theatre Kids & 1 Lawyer

Prologue Chapter One: DEFCON ONE Potential Chapter Two: WHORE HOUSE Chapter Three: Be Anything But Yourselves Chapter Four: I Murder Women For Fun Vibes Chapter Five: Scooby Squad Chapter Six: Playing Baby Sitter Chapter Seven: Waiting For Death Chapter Eight: Cornered Animals Bite Chapter Nine: Out Chapter Ten: Only She Knows The Rules Chapter Eleven: She's Too Powerful Chapter Twelve: I'm Praising You Chapter Thirteen: The Minho Way Chapter Fourteen: Burn It Chapter Fifteen: Who's The Daddy? Chapter Sixteen: All This Time Chapter Seventeen: MIRACULOUS LADYBUG Chapter Eighteen: Windows To Your Soul Chapter Nineteen: You Made Her Your Downfall Chapter Twenty: Cool Cool Cool Chapter Twenty One: It's Over Chapter Twenty Two: The Minho Way Still Sucks Chapter Twenty Three: Gil? Chapter Twenty Four: A Fuckton Of People Chapter Twenty Five: The Duke Or The Viscount? Chapter Twenty Six: Detox Chapter Twenty Seven: RUE WHEN WAS THIS? Chapter Twenty Eight: I Bite Chapter Twenty Nine: Narnia: The Bullshit Chronicles Chapter Thirty: Toad In The Pond Chapter Thirty One: Sounds Illegal As Fuck Chapter Thirty Two: Merry Fucking Christmas

Moodboards:

Taglist: @hityoulikebahng @drewsandsebastianswife @fackeraccount @lily-loves-kpop @stilldontknowhoiam

@ziggy1221 @justaspoonofjam @tr-mha-fan @candycurshidkwhatthehell

@heeseungspookie @smigcrazy @skzstannie @nightmarenyxx @beaann

[sluttylittlewaistenthusiast]

╰┈➤ 18+ none of these stories belong to me! this is a masterlist of all the fanfics i’ve read and reblogged! just thought it would be nice to have them all in one spot! (if your fic is on here and you wish not to be, please let me know!) some will have summaries if provided <3

ᡣ𐭩 how you can help palestine . fic recs m.list

@moralesispunk

⭒ Simon is a tummy man

@guttednights

⭒ olderboyfriend!simon

@youronlydarlin

⭒ loser!simon

Just loser!Simon who's unknowingly a sex god

⭒ sucking Simon's dick like crazy

Suckin Simon's dick so good he starts beggin'

⭒ loser!simon who's unaware of just how big he is

⭒ jus suckin simon's dick til hes overstimulated

@undercoverpena

⭒ Keep You Close

he's pretty sure he's in love with you. not that he'll admit it, acknowledge it.

⭒ I'm With You

he knows how he feels, he knows how she feels. yet he fucks it up all the same.

⭒ About Someone, That Isn't You

memories that cloud reality, forcing him to blink them away—finding less glimmer, less shine greeting him as your eyes try to go dull. 

@bingoboingobongo

⭒ In His Eyes

Gaz swears that there’s something going on between you and Ghost. Soap refuses to believe it until he sees it for himself.

@ohmygraves

⭒ After your leave you came back with a ring

memories that cloud reality, forcing him to blink them away—finding less glimmer, less shine greeting him as your eyes try to go dull. 

@peppermint-toads

⭒ The night Simon retires

@oceantornadoo

⭒ Simon in love

simon riley being in love but he actually just doesn’t know it.

@shoukiko

⭒ Ghost vs. Simon

@konigsblog

⭒ hickeys w Simon

@suguann

⭒ Husband!Simon

@slvtforsimon

⭒ bouncing on Simon's cock

@tacticaldiary

⭒ Capture in Tandem | Recovery in Tandem

"I'll give you a choice." He says, cocking the gun. "Shall I put a bullet through you, or her?"

⭒ A Fighting Chance | Frayed Stitches Don't Hold

"When was the last time you kissed me and meant it?" Her voice drops into something akin to defeat.

⭒ It All Comes Crashing Down

She presses the metal radio against her lipa and mumbles her final words, hoping that although he has not spoken, he would hear.

@halcyone-of-the-sea

⭒ Til It Hurts | part 2

You thought that it would be easy - moving on and blazing your own trail, but at every step, memories seem to come back and haunt you. And the biggest memory takes the shape of a man with a skull mask. Can you still deny what you had always felt when he stands at your side once more?

⭒ Harvest Storms

In the process of trying to keep you happy and separate from him, he was leading you down the exact path he had tried to steer you from.

⭒ Another Word for Protection

Simon Riley x Niece!reader (platonic series)

⭒ Black Metal Bourbon

⭒ Between Dreams and Sugars

Your screams will haunt his dreams until the day he dies.

@lovelyghst

⭒ soft tummy simon riley

@a-small-writer-in-a-big-world

⭒ The Roomate Series

Three years ago you decided to go to college after being out of high school for so long but the only problem was that you needed a place to stay. You found an ad about someone needing a roommate for their apartment and ended up becoming roommates with a man named Simon Riley.

[turquoisenintendo64]

hiding in plain sight !

kageyama tobio x f!reader smau

in which ! . . the person you’re going to fall in love with has been there the whole time, you just didn’t notice him.

warnings and notes: language, college au, use of y/n, minimal sexual references, some brainrot humor jokes (can’t convince me noya doesn’t have brainrot humor). please read the intros before anything! <3

introducing ! . . apartment 3B & apartment 3A | apartment 4D

chapters ! (💌 for written content :))

part 0: gayball part 1: y/n’s girls council part 2: jeffrey the toad (💌) part 3: obi wan kenobi’s wife in love with michael cera part 4: puppies of the ocean (💌) part 5: coming soon…

form to be added to the taglist!

[plaguedocboi]

I've been accepted to a local college and I'm hoping that after I'm done I can get a job at a nearby mini-zoo place working in the reptile room because they have a toad and so many snakes

Send me a picture of the toad.