#Cold!Jaskier

[pen-and-page]

Jaskier managing to sleep his way around the Continent by hitting them with the 🥺 eyes

[threefandomsinatrenchcoat]

Geralt hasn't stuck around a human for this long before, so at first he thinks nothing of it when Jaskier comes back to him year after year, looking just the same. And when he doesn't die even after he must've passed sixty in age, Geralt chalks it up to the fact that any human would live past the expected when protected by a Witcher. He does get a little suspicious when Jaskier still looks the same after a century on the path together.

[ladycibia]

We love you Cibia and hope life gets a little easier and calms down soon ❤️

Thank you ;v; I'm looking forward to summer vacation!

[jaskiercommabard]

Jaskier knows what he means to the continent. He knows what Burn Butcher Burn means.

At the end of my days when I'm through,

No word that I've written will ring quite as true as

Burn

It's not about Geralt. It's about JASKIER. It's about Jaskier knowing, in his anger and grief, that when the time comes he will say "fuck it" and fall back in step with Geralt.

It's about saying - this will always have happened, no matter how I feel later.

It's about this human man using his greatest power to say to Geralt: You, now, have done this to me, permanently. This will, permanently, mean something, just like the other White Wolf ballads did.

It's not petty. It's not about revenge. It's not even about Geralt's reputation, it's about Jaskier's legacy and what he owes himself. It's not just about singing his pain it's about honoring his pain!!

Yeah we never got to see Geralt hear BBB we never got to see them talk about it yeah yeah we didn't NEED TO it's not aBOUT HIM it's not FOR HIM it's for JASKIER from JASKIER because Jaskier is the only thing he'll have forever.

[nex-has-gender-envy]

Geralt of Rivia

wolfcut is named after Geralt, I stand by that

This design is very personal to fanfic series With a Conquering Air by @inexplicifics .

[I can't get it out of my head]

[thesaintofnevergettingitright]

I love Whoreson Prison Blues as much as the next guy but….

The fact that Jaskier is playing the SPOONS hours after being tortured by having his hands burned, has never stopped bugging me.

Like that hurts my hands just to think about. Not to mention the missed whump opportunity.

It’s giving the same energy as forgetting to age him up for the entirety of season 1. Who is in charge of continuity on that set cuz they are not succeeding lmao

[jay-arts-t]

Long Distance Modern AU (back at it again)

Geralt: oh my fucking gods it's so hot, Jask. It's literally 30°C (85-ish F)

Jaskier: oh yeah, 30s aren't fun.

Geralt: I'm dying. It's so hot. Why is it so hot I'm up NORTH

Jaskier: yeah yeah it's not that bad. Go lay down inside babe

Geralt: no but you have AC, I have a box fan

Jaskier: we don't use AC at that temp

Geralt: OKAY WELL YOU KNOW WHAT. I LIVE IN THE MOUNTAINS JULIAN. ITS USUALLY COLD AS BALLS UP HERE, NOT SATAN'S WET ANUS

Jaskier: WHY DID YOU CALL IT WET???

Geralt: SWAMP ASS.

[flawney]

I just had a vision of modern witchers shopping at COSTCO and making their own hungry man dinners for one.

[sometimesraven]

Less Than Stellar Judgement

Whumptober No.13: Cold Compress | Infection | “I don’t feel so good.”

Fandom: The Witcher POV Character: Jaskier Whumpee: Jaskier

Jaskier is absolutely fine, and not at all seriously in need of medical attention.

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Of course Jaskier had managed to walk directly into a Kikimore nest. If Geralt hadn't swooped in so quickly he might have met a rather swift and undignified end then and there.

Of course, they managed to get a swipe in. Jaskier had managed to pass it off as superficial -- there had been enough trouble caused by him as it was without having to steer Geralt off his path just to find the bard a healer.

He was beginning to regret that decision midway through the second day of travel. The gash on his abdomen tightened and pulled with every step, and Jaskier could feel the fabric of his shirt pulling at the barely-formed scab and slowly dampening -- with blood or weeping he didn't want to know. Somehow it hurt worse than when it was fresh, radiating dull, aching pain through his stomach and slowing his pace.

Still, he pushed on, even as his forehead prickled with sweat and his head began to pound. Geralt was riding ahead at this point, oblivious as Jaskier trailed behind in stumbling steps. It was only when his chest tightened and his vision swam that he stopped, trying desperately to blink away the unfortunately familiar heavy feeling in his skull.

"Geralt?" he managed, his voice trembling almost as much as his hands were. "I don't think-.. I don't feel-.."

The last thing he saw was the wide intensity of shocked yellow eyes as Geralt all but leapt from Roach's back, darting to catch him just as his vision blackened.

The next hours were a blur of nausea and bright lights; twisted visions of scenery that might have been passing. Jaskier could feel his lips moving, hear the babbling nothing that replaced his intention to reassure his Witcher or apologise. He was always a liability, this was ridiculous, it was fine...

He awoke on what felt like a bed, rough and uneven under his back. Blurry figures darted around him, prodding and poking and Gods, it stung. There were potions and cold towels being dabbed and rubbed across his wound, drawing whimpering complaints with every sharp sting and burn of liquid. Make it stop...

He opened his eyes again, and it was only Geralt. The Witcher was sitting at his bedside, watching over him like the wolf on guard he was. Jaskier could see his lute carefully rested atop their bags like Geralt had personally made sure it was looked after.

"In hindsight," Jaskier murmured, his voice weak and his chest heavy, "That was... maybe, perhaps, not great judgement on my part."

"Hm."

Jaskier didn't miss the fondness in his silent, judging gaze.

[astaldis]

@whumpcember    @theamazingdevildiscord​

https://www.tumblr.com/theamazingdevildiscord

Chapters: 1/1      Words: 117 Fandom: The Witcher (TV) Rating: Mature Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Jaskier | Dandelion/Radowid V Srogi | Radovid V the Stern   Additional Tags: Shakespearean Sonnets, Poetry, Iambic Pentameter, Gilded Cage, Lost Love, Icicle, Cold, Longing, star-crossed lovers, Radskier

Summary: After the murder of his brother, Radovid comma Prince becomes King Radovid the Stern. Of his romance with Jaskier, the famous bard, only memories and longing remain.

[roughentumble]

on a brighter note! I love the idea that after they realize the charade is all for naught and things go back to being relatively normal, Geralt definitely comes home to find Jaskier in a little frilly apron, cooking dinner and offering him an after work martini like he's a 60s housewife

wearing a lil frilly apron.... or JUST a lil frilly apron? 👀👀👀👀👀👀

sksgdkshsksj no no but rly i love thissssss. he's ~paying homage~

[jaskiercommabard]

guy with poor circulation vs guy who is a human furnace. Who will win

[myfandomrealitea]

Just a reminder that:

Joey Batey has actively combated scenes, information, plots, details and lore being cut from the show by including it in his songs.

Joey Batey has been the lead songwriter and composer for all of Jaskier's music since the start of the show. That's three whole seasons worth of music so far. That's six years of writing and producing music.

Joey Batey has embodied Jaskier as bisexual since day one, and actively admitted to having to write over 7,000 words across multiple emails (excluding phone calls and in-person meetings) to fight against the choices the writers and runners were proposing for the 'reveal' scene(s) and future scenes.

Joey was one of the first people during the video interviews to praise Henry after the DeuxMoi smear campaign and has displayed nothing but respectful support for him amidst the chaos. He also did his best to imply that Henry hadn't been fired, despite the active rumors otherwise and the blanket ban on addressing actual details.

Joey filmed the Rience torture scene for over twelve consecutive hours despite being in pain and feeling nauseated and experiencing significant mental distress and being in freezing cold temperatures, outside, in the middle of winter.

Has, without fail, always supported his female co-stars and had nothing but good things to say about them. Has never sexualised them once or behaved inappropriately, and always ensures they get equal press coverage when doing group or duo events.

Read the books, played the games and asked Henry to help him prepare for and portray Jaskier as an accurate representation of Dandelion and Dandelion's personality and characteristics despite the show's shoddy writing.

[thedemonofcat]

Jaskier, who is part fae and doesn't realize it, has been unwittingly marking Geralt as his own.

I'm thinking fae leave their magical signature as a "hands off" sign to other creatures, and Jaskier has been doing this on instinct.

Geralt thinks this has been on purpose. Maybe he assumed that meant they were together now, which leads Geralt to start territorially scenting the bard.

Lord Armond had been a part of Jaskier's childhood, though calling him a “friend” would be generous. Their association was more a product of their parents’ scheming—Jaskier’s family eager to curry favor with Armond’s. Forced companionship was hardly the foundation for camaraderie.

“Oh, Julian, you must come to visit this summer,” Armond said, leaning in to kiss Jaskier on both cheeks. Geralt, watching from a few paces away, felt an unwelcome surge of jealousy flare in his chest.

Jaskier smiled stiffly. “I’m rather busy traveling with Geralt these days,” he replied, his tone polite but firm.

Armond’s lips curled slightly. “I’m sure the witcher,” he said, the word dripping with disdain, “can manage without you for a few weeks.”

Geralt’s golden eyes narrowed as Armond reached for Jaskier’s hands. Before the man could make contact, Geralt stepped forward, draping his cloak over Jaskier’s shoulders in a swift, protective gesture.

“You looked cold,” Geralt muttered gruffly, his gaze fixed on Armond with quiet warning.

[geraskierfanficprompts]

Jaskier has taken to saying “Geralt’s bloody tits”.

It was a joke at first, but it’s become an actual habitual phrase for him. Geralt’s also become desensitized to it (when you hear “Geralt’s bloody tits, it’s cold out!” 50 times in an hour, you get numb to the phrase).

And then Jaskier says it unthinkingly in front of Geralt’s brothers.

Eskel's horrified but Lambert so takes to using it, you just know he does

[jasper-the-bard]

👀👀👀

Jaskier, but a bit unhinged