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aaandbackstabbed · 6 months ago

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Goldie: When we first met, your uncle looked at me the way every woman wants to be looked.

Webby: And how’s that?

Goldie: With fear in his eyes.

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molosseraptor · 2 months ago

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doing crimes

#my dogs #cane corso #we did play flirt pole after this #mostly I admired his cleverness bravery and nice structure #while laughing about how bad he is #I’m going to have to find yet another new hiding spot #he already sniffed out the first one day two after being home

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oh2e · 11 months ago

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Yeah yeah yeah Neal Caffrey is an expert at so many things and can do nearly anything but can we consider that he does very little without Mozzie. He outsources research and some forgery and plotting and hacking and goes to him for help. Without Mozzie, Neal is so much less.

#please please give moz the credit he deserves #neal has a way with words that moz doesn’t and obviously he can flirt with anyone #BUT on the technical side of things he outsources so much to moz while neal himself is off sweet talking people #neal IS talented and clever and quick and all of those things but moz is a genius and his assistance can’t be denied #my own post #white collar #mozzie my beloved #mozzie white collar

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pushing500 · 10 months ago

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Vasso's expertise is in hacking, so he was pretty confident that this quest would be easy-peasy.

Beep boop, beep boop, hacking away~

Toldja he could do it. No raids in sight and one step closer to Vh'ozhi's Claw (our relic)!

Vasso immediately celebrated this victory by teaching Bella about medicine, which he's pretty good at thanks to the generous aid of some prisoners he's practiced on. Not sure how good his bedside manner is, but that's not too important in this colony so it should be fine.

Bold of Socks to try flirting in this situation. I think she probably needs to learn how to read the room a little better. 😳

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carnivalcarriondiscarded · 1 year ago

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thinking so so hard about LaughingStock and how that'd go down. disastrously, probably

#and ill talk about it at Length in the tags until tumblr cuts me off like a rowdy drunk after last call #please keep in mind this is all in my Brain and relationship dynamics etc are all technically speculation. anyway #so while franklydear is your more classic 'oh no im in love with him! / aw shucks im in love with him<3'#laughingstock is 'feelings what feelings / oh shit oh fuck this is bad'#to Me.#in my mind howdy is completely oblivious to his emotions #he's out here like 'gotta get the store impressively neat & shiny for barnaby! and everyone else' without blinking an eye #he starts assembling barnaby and wally's dogs slower an slower so that barnaby has to hang around a smidge longer than usual #he's out here giggling at barnaby's jokes while sweeping Hours or Days after the joke was told like a lovesick idiot #all while being like Ah Yes Barnaby My Dear Friend. My Platonic Buddy Whose Jokes I Laugh At A Little Too Hard. Platonically.#meanwhile barnaby Realizes his own feels. has a minor crisis. goes through the 12 stages of grief and absolutely panics #he's like 'ok just gotta play it cool. normal. dont be weird. he'll fall for your natural charm in no time'#'ill hold all of my feelings right here until i die or howdy reciprocates. i just cant tell anyone about this.'#'....hey wally you can keep a secret right'#and rizzes it up yk. rolls a nat 20 on charisma every time without howdy even realizing it. ig barns rolled for stealth too #and from barnabys pov its going great!#howdy is flirting back! hes showing all the signs! when eddie views their interactions he comes to barnaby later and is like A+ gay as fuck #so barnaby is a soft pining mess and howdy is Absurdly Oblivious despite being a clever & observant guy #so im imagining (will freely admit that this Train of Thought is slightly inspired by the latest chapter of Stamps by Indigopoptart)#that eventually barnaby is Confident in their budding relationship ok. hes ready to ask howdy out.#everyone who Knows (wally & eddie) are like Go For It He Clearly Loves You #and when barnaby tells howdy. howdys like 'ohhhh geez um im really flattered 🥺 but i dont feel the same 😔😭'#cue barnaby turning into the 'never again' meme while trying to laugh it off and pretend like he didnt just have his heart mr starked #so he goes home to smoke his pipe and cry and howdy goes about his day feeling Strange #why cant he stop thinking about that confession. what are these emotions. i mean its not as if hes in love with Ohhhhhh No. Oh No.#so howdy has his 'holy shit! im in love with barnaby! (lovestruck. swooning) ....Holy Shit I Rejected Barnaby (horrified. nauseous)' moment #cue howdy expecting barnaby to come by in the morning as per Routine so they can talk. he Doesnt. cue howdy stressing the fuck out over it #meanwhile wally sally (eddie sent her in his place. hes too busy) and barnaby are having a girls day (eating ice cream and watchin romcoms)#eventually barnaby hears that howdy has been Dropping The Ball and cant not check on him. cue emotional heart-2-heart outside the bodega #this is all very specific but its in my brain. these scenarious lull me to sleep every night lately

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lucky-clover-gazette · 1 year ago

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she ra is an exhausting show to watch because you get lulled into haha funny trope-aware quirky show enjoyment and then you're punched in the fucking throat by the rawest, most brutal dynamic between two fictional characters i've ever seen in my fucking life

#like ahah so funny catra and adora are flirting across enemy lines they're so silly disaster lesbians #girlboss girlboss gay people clever dialogue endearing side characters #then you're reminded how absolutely devastating the central relationship of the narrative actually is and want to crawl into a hole #spop

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beardedmrbean · 2 years ago

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#little iffy on the whole thing #but ya it is a clever way to flirt

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aworsening · 2 months ago

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Omgggg

#spent the night at a bar #flirting with a guy who is cute and clever and funny #and interested in meeeee!!!#don't know that it'll go any further but it was such a nice night!!!#personal

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chubby-chikorita · 1 year ago

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i’m the only girl/femme presenting person on my summer physics course and i am plotting mischievous woman moments >:)

#gonna ask them why we can’t print more money hehe #another healthy reminder for myself!!#i must not tease the tory boys #i am not funny or clever for flirting with posh men that i am not attracted to #i am just a lesbian with problems ��️#anyway #i will be a menace #this is a threat

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freebooter4ever · 2 years ago

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That guy in his twenties who tried to flirt with me at that party one time is getting into those AI art generators - and i dont know about anyone else but my insta feed is putting that shit on the TOP like i have seen more AI art than my close friends posts -_-

ANYWAY this guy's aI thing was extremely pretty, like ridiculously unusually so, it had me scrolling through a few other photos in his page. And i had a weird moment when i realized he is in fact an actor, and also very good looking (my type? Abundant curly hair? Big eyes? I dont think i have a type), and there is a chance that if i hadnt met him and had just seen him in a movie or something he might be the kind of person who'd be the next drawing phase. Los angeles is weird.

well, no, IM weird. I dont draw people i know and i dont want to meet the people i draw \o/ (with the exception of hiker boy)

#Journal shit #Its also just like LOL here i am being flirted with and i dont even notice the guys good looking till after the fact #I really wasnt interested #Am still not interested #But thats my problem unless i get to know someone theyre just blank in my mind #Also if a person isnt funny or clever its...yeah no its not happening LOL am i too mean? Is this why i never date?#This post is less about the guy who seemed genuinely sweet and im sure has unfollowed me already #And more about the fact that i dont know why i dont want to draw people in real life or have anybody see the drawings i do of them #I think im doing the artist thing wrong #I guess it could be worse i could still be in my drawing only cartoon cats and fir trees phase of my teen years

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ginsoakedgirl80 · 1 year ago

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#Wanru's Journey #Ao Ruipeng #Deng ChaoYuan #Zong YuanYuan #get yourself a sworn brother who will organize a private fireworks show for your birthday #So I finished Wanru's Journey and it is a fun shallow wuxia #if you do not expect a well written or edited drama #you get a bromance between two bi kings; a clever FL who flirts with both; many fights; a gong fu competition; clans being on their BS #episode 5 #excuse my bad quality screenshots

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lemon-shortbread · 2 years ago

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👑 Your Highness deserves as many children as there are stars in the sky, reflected in thine eyes.

HELLO WAIT MY COMPOSURE

You really did it, you made the prince blush like that, you've got my favor 😤

#flattery and clever flirts really gets you everywhere nonnie #at least with me

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ofbetterbodies · 2 years ago

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tbh I do miss flirting with men at work

#and by flirting I mean staring at them until I think of a clever line and then saying it and hoping they think abt me on their way home #*karinaposting

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mishkakagehishka · 2 years ago

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I'm not sure if what I feel is a crush or not but either way I really enjoy teasing and flirting with you. You're funny and nice plus have lots of interesting thoughts, AND DAMN YOUR WRITTING IS AMAZING ! I can't get enough of it

Anyway love ya 😘

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#i wanna say ''dw ab the nature of your feelings too much live in the moment and have fun flirting with me either way''#but i suppose that'd be cheating <- thinks she's clever #ask games

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thespacelizard · 2 years ago

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i’ve been replaying The Longest Journey and having friends watch me play it is funny for two reasons.

one is that they don’t pay attention/watch every time i play so they are frequently very confused when i am no longer in cyberpunk dystopia land and am instead running around with a talking bird looking for dragons

the second is how psyched they are about April’s ass

#like goddam they didn't need to give her that much!#half the polygons in this game are in her backside #also i forgot about the casual queer rep in this game and it made me happy again #i straight up did not remember that your landlady is an extremely english lesbian #and i forgot about the cop you try to flirt with who outright tells you 'sorry ma'am im gay'#iconic honestly #the longest journey #this is my third time playing this and i STILL need a walkthrough for parts of it #i am not a clever man

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somewhereinchaos · 2 years ago

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thinks about shadow and him sometimes flirting with boys bc he learned it from rouge.

#✕ ┊ [ ooc ]#( he’s seen rouge do it so many times he’s just oh i get it it’s a manipulation tactic )#( so does he really understand flirting? hmmm )#( and he does it at random times so it catches ppl off guard )#( GDJDJ )#( shadow’s the type to avoid physical contact but sometimes he’s just )#( hm.. *caresses your cheek* … talks about how you’re such a clever boy )#( so yeah he’s insane! )

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