#mozzie white collar

[oh2e]

Yeah yeah yeah Neal Caffrey is an expert at so many things and can do nearly anything but can we consider that he does very little without Mozzie. He outsources research and some forgery and plotting and hacking and goes to him for help. Without Mozzie, Neal is so much less.

[smashboy]

"Oh, nine innings, the same number as Dante's circles." -Mozzie, "Neighborhood Watch" White Collar.

[gonnadosomethingwmylife]

peter burke is so funny bc he’s a completely normal guy except he’s been obsessed with two people to a point of stalking (his wife and the conman he chased for years) but it’s fine bc they’re just as obsessed with him 😭???

[awkwardanxiousasexual]

Currently two seasons into white collar and I think my favorite part is whenever Neal says he knows a guy and then that guy is always Mozzie

[cogentranting]

I love the basic contrast set up in White Collar between Neal and Mozzie's style of conning.

Neal's the stereotypical, 'I'm going to get people to do what I want my being very likeable and charming and beautiful.'

Meanwhile Mozzie is, 'you know what's distracting and gets people to react without thinking? Being insane and super annoying.'

[troublegoblin]

one of the funniest things about White Collar is the fact that the only reason Elizabeth isn't a world class criminal is because she met Peter first

[rhaenella]

Neal Caffrey: ✨ arts & crafts ✨

105 “The Portrait”

211 “Forging Bonds”

301 “On Guard”

310 “Countdown”

415 “The Original”

501 “At What Price”

BONUS:

EXTRA BONUS:

[suburbonlegends]

I don't think it's discussed enough how Mozzie, after being orphaned as a baby, was adopted by cops only to feel forced to run from the potential for a family due to being framed for a crime, thus forcing him into the life of crime, and now is watching Neal, more or less orphaned as a child, find a parental figure in Peter, who is constantly accusing Neal of crimes and never fully trusting him, despite Neal's efforts to do anything he can for Peter.

Mozzie ran at the first sign of danger from his parental "suits", and is now near constantly trying to get Neal to run from his. He never understands why Neal stays out of the hope Peter might see him differently one day because Mozzie literally never had that hope for himself.

[grace-williams-xo]

The worst news Peter ever got in his life was when he found out Mozzie has a law degree

[oh2e]

Mozzie being cute <3

[thieves-never-say-die]

I’m curious and want to know the overlap in fandoms:

[smashboy]

"Why do you have a hair dryer?" - Neal to Mozzie, "Countermeasures," White Collar.

[gonnadosomethingwmylife]

neal caffrey’s white collar family in their respective gaslight, girlboss, gatekeep alignments-

[caffreyburke]

Peter about Neal:

[fionn-styles]

White Collar edit for my favorite family

[july-19th-club]

love the thing where neal is always 100% on board to yes-and whatever weird bullshit thing mozz is doing even when he doesn't think it's serious like. mozz thinks his diner crush has been kidnapped because of a book she recommended him? and he's frantically explaining all of this in an elevator and trying to keep anybody else out whenever it stops?? okay well that all seems a little overwrought but by god neal's gonna play along and be claustrophobic or just farted or something so nobody else will come inside