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Both sides of Haylor NYE kiss





On New Year’s Eve December 31 2012 Taylor performed at the ball drop in Times Square and Harry came to join her for a kiss as midnight. This you tube shows them as kids with people were yelling their names and police to get to the car. They stayed in the Greenwich Hotel and despite stories they were making out in the lift, Andrea Swift can be seen in the lift with them.
There are only two angles of the kiss, one from a fan in 2013 and another appeared in December 2020 which was close up and you could see Harry’s face. The last video is of them arriving at the Greenwich hotel after.
#haylor photos#31 December 2012#New Years Eve#31 December#2012#Harry Styles#Taylor Swift#Cleaning up bottles with you#NYE#New Years Day#Haylor#Youtube#haylor nye kiss#haylor kiss#Haylor New Year’s Eve#nye 2013#haylor kiss new angle 2020
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thinking about the fact that (delusions aside) cherik only see each other every ten years or so
these guys are so caught up in each others lives and yet they rarely meet up or anything
yk there’s such thing as going out to lunch to catch up…. you don’t need to start a war every damn time just to get your ex’s attention….
damn now i need that
Erik dropping by the mansion to invite Charles to lunch at winery or something and if he refuses Erik will blow up his house (he just saying that for dramatic effect)
so they end up having a date tasting wines, playing chess and catching the other up on what’s been happening in their lives 😭
that sounds really dull but honestly it’s probably something these old guys would enjoy
they book a night at a motel somewhere and make love all night but then Erik leaves in the morning once again
#rich white people things…#lol#GAWDDAMMIT ERIK WHY DO YOU KEEP DOING THIS 😭😭#STOP LEAVING#eughh i just drank soap help#i used to much dish soap while cleaning my water bottle help HELP 😭😭#cherik#charles xavier#erik lehnsherr#xmen#professor x#magneto#xmcu#wish does not shut up
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henry genuinely thinks his office is haunted for like a solid month because hawktrap bribes radar to go in and move the skeleton a little every night
#henry comes in to get like a bottle of booze or something for his date and catches radar at it#henry : … whatcha doin’ radar ?#radar : uh … uh … just cleanin’ the bones sir#henry : cleaning the bones ?#radar : yeah well … captains pierce and mcintyre say that if you don’t clean his bones real good he’ll get arthritis#henry : yeah . well .. you don’t think he’s gonna get arthritis if he misses one night of cleaning .. do you radar ?#radar : uh … no sir#henry : alrighty then .. and if he does he has my personal guarantee ill hang up my stethoscope#radar : uh … yessir#hauntings stop completely after that night#but it was a good run#mash#m*a*s*h#mashposting#mash 4077#mashblr#radar o’reilly#henry blake#hawkeye pierce#hawkeye#trapper john mcintyre#trapper john#hawktrap#traphawk#piercintyre#piercentyre#lgbt#lgbtq
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one of my team members picked up a glass bottle butt only to discover the other side was covered in slipper snails and she was like, oh, I guess I can’t throw this away, and I was like, yeah but at least glass isn’t a big deal ecologically, it’s just habitat surface now. she said, true but I was thinking of kids walking on the beach. to which I said, this is a rocky reef, who the hell is walking around barefoot?? nobody should be barefoot here. the encrusting ecosystem hungers for blood. glass bottles or no glass bottles. foregoing shoes is just ASKING to get shanked by a barnacle and contract a mycobacteria infection. in other news, today i made an unwise choice in pants, leaned against a rock for five seconds, and shredded the inside of my calf
#ow :')#i also totally ate shit in a mudflat yesterday. lmao. there are drawbacks to being a marine biologist#we did throw away the bottle chunks we found that were sans snails. it is good to clean up litter on the beach#gonna go shower and sterilize my leg. and then. i have more work to do. hahahaha fuck summer#ON THE PLUS SIDE you know what are really cute. young of the year are really fucking cute#hello babieeees. your odds of survival are so so low but i am so happy to see you#laurelnose.txt
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where did the party go // heaven, iowa // the kintsugi kid (ten years later)
#here is something very evil and fucked up that i’ve been thinking about lately#parallels#web weaving#fall out boy#something about. will you love me when the fun is over. when IM not fun anymore#will you stick around when my novelty wears off and it’s just the two of us cleaning up bottles#oh i have got to kms#pete wentz you will pay
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The standard Ace Attorney judge vs

Gavèlle as a judge
#phoenix wright: ace attorney#Ace attorney investigations 2#the judge#verity gavelle#queue takumi defense squad#publishing today because happy lunch date to the plaintiff and defendants counsel#hope they had a wonderful time and tipped well#also happy new year's eve#to my pagan crew we made it through this year if it killed us#and to my swifties i'll be cleaning up bottles with you tomorrow morning
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hate having sensitive eyes. got a free eyeliner with my face wash and it's like a really Nice Fancy brand, supposed to be very good, and I can tell it is! goes on smoothly, doesn't smudge, actually waterproof ..... but it makes my eyes water 😔 and feels dry 😔 booooo
#nyx is truly the only brand eyeliner I can use#which is a bummer too coz I always have trouble finding the like. crayon I think it is?#I hate pencils. I have always disliked liquid but that's what I've been using because it's the only one I could find#and I'd rather use that than a pencil#but I think they're called crayons?#the ones that you like twist up and a little stick comes out#that��s top tier for me#I know very little about makeup lol#eyeliner is the only thing I wear#the eyeliner I got for free also came with lipstick and mascara#I let my mom and sister fight over those lol#they're both obsessed with Clinique mascara lol#my mom: why'd you buy mascara if you don't want it?#me: I didn't?? they just gave it to me#also funny coz their little ~free gift~ also included travel sized versions of the things I was actually buying#which already came with travel sized versions#so now I just have like. a gazillion bottles of Clinique face care#which is excellent for me. will not have to Figure anything out if I take any little trips this year#anyway yeah hi I'm getting into skincare now#but not anything ridiculous. i refuse to do more than three steps#clean ya face. toner. moisturize. that it#(well again the free gift also had a little eye serum thing so I guess I'm using that too. four steps 😔 whatever)#journaling#this has been a post
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there a cringe gort hc post for you
of course he cleans himself as much as he needs to but when there's something like a period of time with no public appearances or something he simply doesn't bother in favour of working more. again he definitely keeps himself healthy but like. a little ew sometimes when it doesn’t have any consequences lmao. so many oil stains
#sorry for what i’m about to say#he also would pee in bottles under his desk to not have to waste time getting up i'm so sorry#(though he would clean up at the end of the unlike those you see on the internet lmao)#enver gortash#bg3#baldur's gate 3
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Harry and Taylor leaving NY for the Virgin Islands early on New Year’s Day.
#you know what comes next 💔#Cleaning up bottles with you#New Years Day#1 January 2013#haylor photos#january 2013#2013#Taylor swift#Harry Styles#Haylor#NYD#NYE#Taylor Swift
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happy last chewsday of 2024!!!!
happy last chewsday of 2024!! what a series of chewsdays it's been 🩷
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you can pry my "astarion is a secret slob" headcanons out of my cold dead hands
#bg3#astarion#he never had to clean up after himself in 250 years there's no way he knows how#sure he does his hair nice and wears nice clothes but do NOT peek into his rooms you will never be able to unsee it#weeks of empty blood bottles and dirty underwear covering every surface
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Honestly it’s kinda baffling to me how irresponsible and unaccountable to any criticism my parents can be
We’ve been under a boil water advisory for 3 days now, and the first day I asked if we should get some jugs of water and/or start boiling some water to store in the fridge, since it’s us, 2 employees that work with my mom in her office space here, and 2 dogs who need clean water for drinking, washing dishes, and brushing our teeth. They said something like “no it should only be bad for a day. We’ll be fine with just a few water bottles and we’ll just wash the dishes tomorrow”
I reeeaaally doubted it would just be a day, so I tried getting water jugs from the grocery store, but unfortunately the 2 stores I went to were all out. I was able to get a few regular water bottles, but that wasn’t gonna be enough if the boil water advisory lasted for too long.
Next day I was out, and so I asked my parents if one of them could boil some water and put it in a pitcher or container in the fridge, and my dad said ok. I get back home and no one’s done that, but we still have a couple water bottles left, so whatever.
Today (technically last night since it’s in the early morning rn) I boiled some water and, since my parents were out, I texted them if we had any pitchers I could use to put the boiled water in the fridge. My dad said he or my mom could do that when they got home later.
It’s now 3:30am (hello insomnia!), they’re home and asleep, and I go downstairs to get some water from what should’ve been a pitcher in the fridge. Was it there? Nope! The water was still sitting in the pot on the stove where I fucking left it 🙄
#honestly I’m nervous they weren’t giving our dogs clean water bc idk how they could’ve given them enough with the few bottles we had#of course if i bring up my frustration they’re gonna be like ‘well you haven’t folded the laundry yet!’ as if that’s a good rebuttal#and well guess what i’m doing rn at 3:30am#ship makes a personal post
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i love parties and dinners with my friend group that last too long for any of us to be able to get home (either because of the train schedule or the wine) but i'll be so honest my favourite part of those nights is actually the morning after when we're all having (a far too elaborate) breakfast together. it's something about experiencing that kind of domesticity with these people i love so much + the choice to stay after the party's done and the glitter and makeup is gone and you're all slightly hungover and a little gross and still choosing that that moment's worth spending together too..... wish i could live in that feeling forever
#i want your midnights but i'll be cleaning up bottles with you on new years' day etc#not sure why im randomly waxing poetic about this but i am. i love my friends so much forever#personal
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I think I'm scarred after looking at the Johnny slaughter tag
What in sam hill are you guys on about
When did you guys forget it saw before sex
Did Drayton teach you guys nuffin'
Its
SAW BEFORE SEX
PLEASE I DON'T NEED TO SEE MY BROTHERS ASSCHEEKS
#texas chainsaw massacre#the texas chainsaw massacre#tcm#i think i might cry like wtf Johnny slaughter is a dickhead and y'all want to pretty much fuck him like he's not even interesting#as my friend put it 'he'd make you clean up his cigarettes and beer bottles while he was on the couch'
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It's one thing to ask someone to replace items due to a mistake, it's another to make someone replace an expensive item that was less than a third full at its full value.
#for context I accidentally left the refrigerator open at a friend's house#and her husband has a huge bacteria phobia so he won't eat anything if it's not properly stored past four hours#I left the fridge open at 1 am and he got up at 6 am. So. Five hours.#(Keep in the mind the dude eats medium rare meat too lmao) (and also the fridge was open by like an inch)#so i was embarrassed and I'm like yeah anything that needs to be replaced ill be pay for it it's on me#well one of these things was this ridiculously expensive little bottle of omega 3 oil#And when my friend went to dump it in the sink it wasn't even half full... like a third if THAT#But as someone who doesn't use that shit I didn't think anything of it#LO AND BEHOLD i found out at the store it is close to 45 dollars#And I just buy it because I said id replace what my friend think needs to be replaced#But she knew how much it was and didn't warn me that I'd be spending that much on that bottle#Idk it feels a little... if it had been me I'd just ask for 20 bucks to replace the remaining contents BUTTTT I'm different i guess#Also while we were cleaning out the fridge she accidentally left the door open too and I could tell#She was a little embarrassed given the way she'd come off being accusatory in her initial morning text#Like yeah girl mistakes happen and you have these giant water crates where the door handle is#Kind of hard to close the fridge unless you remember to put decent force in everytime#Which i wouldn't since I just got here#Anywayyy I will no longer be buying her lunch tomorrow gjgdgdyfuihih#I'm also taking a picture of the fridge after I close it every night for the next five days#Because I am not going to pay for that shit again#venom thoughts#text post
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My bb was showing me one of those tiktoks of someone rolling glass jars full of interestings things (like colored orbs, glittery sand, dyed water, etc) down a bunch of stairs to let it break because they are my absolute FAVORITE I love the carnage of it all
But it also gave me the thought that my s/i would 100% do that shit for fun from the top of the stairs up to Mojo's observatory, much to his annoyance 😂💖💖
#it starts with just empty glass bottles then upgrades to full glass bottles and eventually they're creating elaborate jars full of shit#he sees them going to the front door with a huge clinking trash bag and is like YOU BETTER CLEAN THAT UP WHEN YOU ARE FINISHED#but he definitely joins them to blow off steam every niw and then -w-#ruby rambles#💜: loving you's a felony#🍒🧬: emotional processing lag
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