#Cleaning up bottles with you

[foxes-that-run]

Harry and Taylor leaving NY for the Virgin Islands early on New Year’s Day.

[hawkeyeslaughter]

henry genuinely thinks his office is haunted for like a solid month because hawktrap bribes radar to go in and move the skeleton a little every night

[laurelnose]

one of my team members picked up a glass bottle butt only to discover the other side was covered in slipper snails and she was like, oh, I guess I can’t throw this away, and I was like, yeah but at least glass isn’t a big deal ecologically, it’s just habitat surface now. she said, true but I was thinking of kids walking on the beach. to which I said, this is a rocky reef, who the hell is walking around barefoot?? nobody should be barefoot here. the encrusting ecosystem hungers for blood. glass bottles or no glass bottles. foregoing shoes is just ASKING to get shanked by a barnacle and contract a mycobacteria infection. in other news, today i made an unwise choice in pants, leaned against a rock for five seconds, and shredded the inside of my calf

[stpansy]

where did the party go // heaven, iowa // the kintsugi kid (ten years later)

[katsintriis]

Forcing everyone to look at him because he is BACK and I MISSED HIM SO MUCH!! (I know he has been back for a few weeks now, I KNOW this, and YET!!)

But you know who ELSE finally managed to crawl his way back into the narrative????

HE!!! HIM!!! AFTER 100,000 YEARS!! HELLOOOO NURSE!! MR. DR. LEORIO!!! He really is still alive down there, hallelujah 🙌 👏 🙏

[icewindandboringhorror]

I have found a beautiful perfect humble rock specimen that is light yellow with a weird dark yellowy brown lining, somewhat resembling a chunk of smoked gouda cheese... effervescent

[loderlied]

there a cringe gort hc post for you

of course he cleans himself as much as he needs to but when there's something like a period of time with no public appearances or something he simply doesn't bother in favour of working more. again he definitely keeps himself healthy but like. a little ew sometimes when it doesn’t have any consequences lmao. so many oil stains

[kinos-fortress-2]

miss pauling WOULD NOT SMELL FINE.

[ghost-proofbaby]

twenty four hours will be updated tonight, but i worked over, so idk what time. it might be very late and i apologize in advance for that!!! 🥺

[cvsette]

Roommate just started wordlessly angrily and repeatedly yelling in the hallway so I guess we have moved onto the “I feel physically unsafe” part of the roommate nightmare month

[foxes-that-run]

Both sides of Haylor NYE kiss

On New Year’s Eve December 31 2012 Taylor performed at the ball drop in Times Square and Harry came to join her for a kiss as midnight. This you tube shows them as kids with people were yelling their names and police to get to the car. They stayed in the Greenwich Hotel and despite stories they were making out in the lift, Andrea Swift can be seen in the lift with them.

There are only two angles of the kiss, one from a fan in 2013 and another appeared in December 2020 which was close up and you could see Harry’s face. The last video is of them arriving at the Greenwich hotel after.

[whentherewerebicycles]

I cannot survive this day lol

[sprolden]

i love parties and dinners with my friend group that last too long for any of us to be able to get home (either because of the train schedule or the wine) but i'll be so honest my favourite part of those nights is actually the morning after when we're all having (a far too elaborate) breakfast together. it's something about experiencing that kind of domesticity with these people i love so much + the choice to stay after the party's done and the glitter and makeup is gone and you're all slightly hungover and a little gross and still choosing that that moment's worth spending together too..... wish i could live in that feeling forever

[slashers-sister]

I think I'm scarred after looking at the Johnny slaughter tag

What in sam hill are you guys on about

When did you guys forget it saw before sex

Did Drayton teach you guys nuffin'

Its

SAW BEFORE SEX

PLEASE I DON'T NEED TO SEE MY BROTHERS ASSCHEEKS

[cherry-bomb-ships]

My bb was showing me one of those tiktoks of someone rolling glass jars full of interestings things (like colored orbs, glittery sand, dyed water, etc) down a bunch of stairs to let it break because they are my absolute FAVORITE I love the carnage of it all

But it also gave me the thought that my s/i would 100% do that shit for fun from the top of the stairs up to Mojo's observatory, much to his annoyance 😂💖💖

[fragmentedblade]

"Though I don't know exactly what you are or what you're up to... My bullets will find you — until then, you best find a casket store in Penacony, and ask the owner to reserve a good quality casket for you, imposter!"

Hardly could get more Western film than this