#Cleaning up bottles with you
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Harry and Taylor leaving NY for the Virgin Islands early on New Year’s Day.
#you know what comes next 💔#Cleaning up bottles with you#New Years Day#1 January 2013#haylor photos#january 2013#2013#Taylor swift#Harry Styles#Haylor#NYD#NYE#Taylor Swift
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henry genuinely thinks his office is haunted for like a solid month because hawktrap bribes radar to go in and move the skeleton a little every night
#henry comes in to get like a bottle of booze or something for his date and catches radar at it#henry : … whatcha doin’ radar ?#radar : uh … uh … just cleanin’ the bones sir#henry : cleaning the bones ?#radar : yeah well … captains pierce and mcintyre say that if you don’t clean his bones real good he’ll get arthritis#henry : yeah . well .. you don’t think he’s gonna get arthritis if he misses one night of cleaning .. do you radar ?#radar : uh … no sir#henry : alrighty then .. and if he does he has my personal guarantee ill hang up my stethoscope#radar : uh … yessir#hauntings stop completely after that night#but it was a good run#mash#m*a*s*h#mashposting#mash 4077#mashblr#radar o’reilly#henry blake#hawkeye pierce#hawkeye#trapper john mcintyre#trapper john#hawktrap#traphawk#piercintyre#piercentyre#lgbt#lgbtq
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one of my team members picked up a glass bottle butt only to discover the other side was covered in slipper snails and she was like, oh, I guess I can’t throw this away, and I was like, yeah but at least glass isn’t a big deal ecologically, it’s just habitat surface now. she said, true but I was thinking of kids walking on the beach. to which I said, this is a rocky reef, who the hell is walking around barefoot?? nobody should be barefoot here. the encrusting ecosystem hungers for blood. glass bottles or no glass bottles. foregoing shoes is just ASKING to get shanked by a barnacle and contract a mycobacteria infection. in other news, today i made an unwise choice in pants, leaned against a rock for five seconds, and shredded the inside of my calf
#ow :')#i also totally ate shit in a mudflat yesterday. lmao. there are drawbacks to being a marine biologist#we did throw away the bottle chunks we found that were sans snails. it is good to clean up litter on the beach#gonna go shower and sterilize my leg. and then. i have more work to do. hahahaha fuck summer#ON THE PLUS SIDE you know what are really cute. young of the year are really fucking cute#hello babieeees. your odds of survival are so so low but i am so happy to see you#laurelnose.txt
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where did the party go // heaven, iowa // the kintsugi kid (ten years later)
#here is something very evil and fucked up that i’ve been thinking about lately#parallels#web weaving#fall out boy#something about. will you love me when the fun is over. when IM not fun anymore#will you stick around when my novelty wears off and it’s just the two of us cleaning up bottles#oh i have got to kms#pete wentz you will pay
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Forcing everyone to look at him because he is BACK and I MISSED HIM SO MUCH!! (I know he has been back for a few weeks now, I KNOW this, and YET!!)
But you know who ELSE finally managed to crawl his way back into the narrative????
HE!!! HIM!!! AFTER 100,000 YEARS!! HELLOOOO NURSE!! MR. DR. LEORIO!!! He really is still alive down there, hallelujah 🙌 👏 🙏
#hxh#hunter x hunter#hxh 404#you know it's bad when we are popping bottles over a far away glimpse no dialog no plot having encounter lololol#god but im so glad we haven't forgotten about leorio. maybe in another 6 years he'll speak#BUT GOSH JUST LOOK AT KURAPIKA.... POOKIE... I LOVE YOU#irl katrina#these are just my initial gut reactions. might clean up some caps and make some more jpeg collections if school doesnt kill me first u_u
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there a cringe gort hc post for you
of course he cleans himself as much as he needs to but when there's something like a period of time with no public appearances or something he simply doesn't bother in favour of working more. again he definitely keeps himself healthy but like. a little ew sometimes when it doesn’t have any consequences lmao. so many oil stains
#sorry for what i’m about to say#he also would pee in bottles under his desk to not have to waste time getting up i'm so sorry#(though he would clean up at the end of the unlike those you see on the internet lmao)#enver gortash#bg3#baldur's gate 3
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miss pauling WOULD NOT SMELL FINE.
#me disagreeing at everything about miss pauling that people paints her as something good sweet or cool#WHEN SHES NOT COOL OR AWESOME OR SMELLS GOOD AT ALL SHAKES YOU AROUND LIKE A BOTTLE#she smells LIKE HUMAN SWEAT and old clothes from a humid closet she barely cleans. like a grandma.#well grandmas do smell nice. BUT THATS NOT THE FACT#ok well she does smell fine and bearable maybe he hair smells like bed sheets no changed at all#because she wakes up so early she doesn’t have time to clean her room or make her bed#she just instantly runs not even eating breakfast and dying of hunger until either scout or soldier gives her a cookie#or a half eaten pork beans in soldiers courtesy#and gets home late EXHAUSTED and throws herself in the bed to later wake up in 5 minutes#me wanting to expose her every single damn time i am evil like that to my ult#oh yeah her hair doesn’t smell that good at all. full of lice. and greasy. girl wash YOUR HAIR that’s what demo always says to her#prob demo often times calls her out or secretly spy will come and said damn my mask doesn’t even smell that bad than that hair of yours#but is either of those two. wait what i was talking about#her teeth are so yellow because she forgets to clean them#crusty eyes too. can’t put makeup stupidass just only puts her fav purple lipstick to hide her crusty lips#takes a deep breath… fuck. woman failure
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twenty four hours will be updated tonight, but i worked over, so idk what time. it might be very late and i apologize in advance for that!!! 🥺
#i just#i#not a good day#the kind of day you wish you could come home to someone and they’d just like#let you curl up and bury you face against them and play with your hair and shit#kind of day you wanna end in a bath with several bottles of wine#but alas your tub is broken and you don’t have a drop of alcohol in the house#kind of day where you wish you weren’t clean from nicotine :)))#ignore this semi rant lol i’m being dumb
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Roommate just started wordlessly angrily and repeatedly yelling in the hallway so I guess we have moved onto the “I feel physically unsafe” part of the roommate nightmare month
#I guess it could have been his friend but who knows#time to learn how to pee in bottles or something so I don’t have to go into the bathroom#the friend is staying until the end of the month on our couch however she is nice and says she’s going to help him pack#so she’s great in my book#my roommate said she was in psychosis which is why she was in the hospital for a few weeks#but like. in a danger to herself way which the vast majority of people in psychosis are#…I’m not going to lie you guys this sucks#I’m scared and I have so much cleaning up after him to do#and I have to do it all myself and I know it’s going to make my back hurt so much more#at least my door has a deadbolt#personal#oh also I bought a mattress bag for him and one for the couch. he didn’t thank me.
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I cannot survive this day lol
#it’s only noon and I need to go to bed immediately and start over#our one triumph today: at the dentist he had his first truly epic blowout - we’re talking poop all up his back inside his onesie#no changing table in the bathroom#and my mom had taken the car so no access to the more elaborate changing setup in the car#so I had to change him on the floor using the three remaining wipes in the pack#while he screamed like he was being tortured and kicked poop everywhere#but we did it we made it and then he chugged a bottle of milk like a soldier who’d just survived his first skirmish with the enemy#I have to take ruthie to the vet in a couple hours but she’s started acting fine today so I’m afraid I’ll be wasting a huge amount of money#meanwhile Pip has started vomiting everywhere#but I think he’s just stressed about baby/sudden change#naturally though I had to have a huge crying jag in the bathroom about the fact of his mortality#anyway friends I’m hanging in there#I need to just simplify simplify simplify#I will lie down for a bit now#then I will try to walk the dogs so it’s out of the way#need to leave by 2:30 to get Ruthie in#and I can listen to a hockey podcast and feel more human on the way#then once that’s done I can just do nothing tonight if I need to#my mom is leaving around 4 for the evening but#I’ve mixed the formula and cleaned all the bottles so I think I can just like#hopefully lie around with the baby#the other thing I need to do is write my mom a thank you letter before she leaves#I just haven’t had the energy but maybe I can ask her to take the baby for an hour tomorrow#and sit outside somewhere and work on it#postpartum tag#today has just been a higher difficulty level lol but I’ll have other kinds of days too#all will be well
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Both sides of Haylor NYE kiss
On New Year’s Eve December 31 2012 Taylor performed at the ball drop in Times Square and Harry came to join her for a kiss as midnight. This you tube shows them as kids with people were yelling their names and police to get to the car. They stayed in the Greenwich Hotel and despite stories they were making out in the lift, Andrea Swift can be seen in the lift with them.
There are only two angles of the kiss, one from a fan in 2013 and another appeared in December 2020 which was close up and you could see Harry’s face. The last video is of them arriving at the Greenwich hotel after.
#haylor photos#31 December 2012#New Years Eve#31 December#2012#Harry Styles#Taylor Swift#Cleaning up bottles with you#NYE#New Years Day#Haylor#Youtube#haylor nye kiss#haylor kiss#Haylor New Year’s Eve#nye 2013#haylor kiss new angle 2020
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i love parties and dinners with my friend group that last too long for any of us to be able to get home (either because of the train schedule or the wine) but i'll be so honest my favourite part of those nights is actually the morning after when we're all having (a far too elaborate) breakfast together. it's something about experiencing that kind of domesticity with these people i love so much + the choice to stay after the party's done and the glitter and makeup is gone and you're all slightly hungover and a little gross and still choosing that that moment's worth spending together too..... wish i could live in that feeling forever
#i want your midnights but i'll be cleaning up bottles with you on new years' day etc#not sure why im randomly waxing poetic about this but i am. i love my friends so much forever#personal
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I think I'm scarred after looking at the Johnny slaughter tag
What in sam hill are you guys on about
When did you guys forget it saw before sex
Did Drayton teach you guys nuffin'
Its
SAW BEFORE SEX
PLEASE I DON'T NEED TO SEE MY BROTHERS ASSCHEEKS
#texas chainsaw massacre#the texas chainsaw massacre#tcm#i think i might cry like wtf Johnny slaughter is a dickhead and y'all want to pretty much fuck him like he's not even interesting#as my friend put it 'he'd make you clean up his cigarettes and beer bottles while he was on the couch'
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My bb was showing me one of those tiktoks of someone rolling glass jars full of interestings things (like colored orbs, glittery sand, dyed water, etc) down a bunch of stairs to let it break because they are my absolute FAVORITE I love the carnage of it all
But it also gave me the thought that my s/i would 100% do that shit for fun from the top of the stairs up to Mojo's observatory, much to his annoyance 😂💖💖
#it starts with just empty glass bottles then upgrades to full glass bottles and eventually they're creating elaborate jars full of shit#he sees them going to the front door with a huge clinking trash bag and is like YOU BETTER CLEAN THAT UP WHEN YOU ARE FINISHED#but he definitely joins them to blow off steam every niw and then -w-#ruby rambles#💜: loving you's a felony#🍒🧬: emotional processing lag
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I have found a beautiful perfect humble rock specimen that is light yellow with a weird dark yellowy brown lining, somewhat resembling a chunk of smoked gouda cheese... effervescent
#I am still very into trash collecting at the moment and even went out and got one of those grabby sticks for cheap and a little#bucket I can carry around and put trash in. so I am going on walks in nature a bit more (not really to enjoy nature but more to play the#very fun Real Life Hidden Object Point And Click Game that is 'hunt for bottle caps and cans' .. but eh.. whatever gets me out of the#house lol).. anyway.. some nature places near water will have cool rocks#Which I know you're not supposed to take them and I MOSTLY dont.. but every once in a while it's like... when else will I ever find a#gouda rock... I have cleaned up 4 buckets of trash today.. I have helped the environment.. mayhaps.. i could take a One Single Rocke as a#treate... ANYWAY. but yeah. I don't know the names of rocks but there's a rock that's a matte muted marigold yellow sort of#color and I call them 'cheese rock'. I'm pretty sure this one is of the 'cheese rock' species but it just has weird brown coloration#like maybe it got stained or something on one side of it. Most of the other cheese rocks have no markings. though sometimes there will be a#auburn reddish sort of hue on a corner or something.. hrmm.. curious. I also got a Beginner's Hobby rock tumbler and some supplies#so I might try polishing some of the rocks from my enormous rock collection. even though they're all street rocks I picked up from sidewalk#and stuff. I saw a video where someone put random gravel and stuff in a rock tumbler and none of them were Stunning Gems or whatver#but some still turned out cool enough that I would be pleased with the result... OUgh.. I want to post more I need to like do costumes and#sculptures and stuff and be Active On Social Media and think about my Future and Career and how it always benefits artists to keep an#active social media or etc. but I just feel so tired and bad lately. I think the summer heat waves have really exhausted me. I also have#been trying to make new friends + on a weird schedule so I've been socializing and also watching media too much. I notice I always start#to feel this kind of unsettled stress of not making any forward progress in my life if I do that for too long. like 'Okay this week I've#done nothing but meet up with two friends & watch like 10 episodes of tv and only worked on a few projects on the side.. this is HORRIBLE!'#(ppl who follow me here that I talk to on discord: this isn't about you! Im specifically just referencing being tired of introductory talks#with a new round of random strangers during my Friend Hunt. Just clarifying so it couldn't be misinterpreted as vaguepost implying that I'm#secretly bothered by talking to you or etc. lol.. anyway) . Which I know to MOST people 'I talked to a lot of friends and watched some cool#stuff!' sounds like a GOOD relaxing time but.. to me it is not ghhj.. Those are 'external' focuses on things outside myself which bothers#me if not moderated. Like.. i MUST retreat internally to work on my worldbuilding and my own thoughts and etc. at very regular intervals or#it will really start to bear on me too much. Brain Mandated Hermit Isolation lol. Just being too detached from my world and stuff for#too long feels increasingly bad. PLUS. every day I don't make tangible progress towards my goals is a day wasted that I could have been#investing in my future by working on novels/games/sculptures/actual career relevant stuff. Not even in a Capitalism way i just genuinely#enjoy Completing Tasks & feel miserable if I don't for too long. EVEN the media I'm watching I turn into A Task since I rank in a detailed#google doc list after viewing lol.. Like EW movie too boring on it's own. NEED to turn it into something I can categorize and analyze ghghj#LOVE to make things more complicated than they need to be. like YAAAY organizational tasks! yaay meticulous sorting!! BOO ''mindless fun''!
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"Though I don't know exactly what you are or what you're up to... My bullets will find you — until then, you best find a casket store in Penacony, and ask the owner to reserve a good quality casket for you, imposter!"
Hardly could get more Western film than this
#That one scene in A Fistful of Dollars#The casket maker doesn't appear that way in Yojimbo if I recall#I love those films so much#Boothill has such a... soft youthful voice? I didn't recognise him at first. His voice is beautiful though#I talk too much#Boothill#The way he awkwardly laughs a little and asks almost shy 'Did I make a mistake?' lmao#I was wondering how he got her number and she gave it to him but gave him Black Swan's?#Or was Black Swan talking about Constance when she mentioned that 'she' who gave Boothill her whereabouts? Or someone else altogether?#He was kind of cute with that 'Did I make a mistake?' haha#'get that forehead clean and wait for me' this man is hilarious and has watched far too many movies xD#'are you asking me to write your will? Sure‚ go ahead' omg stop hahahahaha#'Not quite' responds Black Swan. Truly an elegant lady. I would have mocked him to no end#Hilarious too the idea or possibility of her apparently clocking him by the way he talks#'She's clearly not a Pathstrider of The Hunt. But you are‚ aren't you?'#Of course it could be context but it'd be funny if simplistic perhaps to think it's his manner of speaking lol#'go buy a bottle of Asdana's White Oak and warm it up‚ and I'll raise a glass to you' this man is hilarious and would be unbearable irl xD#I love the idea of an Emanator of Nihility existing despite the impossible. It seems very fitting#Also‚ unrelated‚ but I love Aventurine's little whimpers before his 'Didn't think you'd have the nerve to show yourself'#When Ratio claims he 'is the manager of this task' does he mean as undertaker or something real in the mission?#When he says Aventurine won't be seeing the Strategic Investment Department because he's the manager#did Ratio mean he will be the one dealing with the funeral or that there won't be a funeral at all because he's in charge?#I found this confusing
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