#Chuuya would definitely be annoyed and upset about this

[autumnleaf1111]

Dazai: Okat but,did you have to shoot me more than once?!

Chuuya: Yes! You deserved it!

Dazai: Uh— what?!?why?!

Chuuya: are really asking me that question?

Dazai: yes.

Chuuya:……

Dazai:So…?

Chuuya: WELL FOR ONE; YOU LEFT THE PM WITHOUT SAYING A WORD TO ME, TWO; YOU’RE A JACKASS AND THREE; you—……

Dazai:…what? What’s three?

Chuuya: I saw you dance with sigma……

Dazai:……

Chuuya:……

Dazai: pft—

Chuuya: SHUT THE FU—

Dazai: jealousy’s a bit cute on you Chibi *is fucking wheezing*

[lissrissye]

𝔗𝔥𝔢𝔶 𝔡𝔦𝔡𝔫’𝔱 𝔪𝔢𝔞𝔫 𝔦𝔱, 𝔱𝔥𝔢𝔶 𝔰𝔴𝔢𝔞𝔯…

osamu dazai, nakahara chuuya, & ryunosuke akutagawa

𓆩⛈𓆪 synopsis ; you are in a heated arguement with them, and suddenly, they yell something that offends you. but… they weren’t thinking straight, and they attempt on making it up to you afterwards. they never meant to hurt you…

𓆩⛈𓆪 notes ; i might begin to do angst, however, im unsure yet. most likely I’ll be switching between angst and romance/fluff, they’re my favorite genres ! if you want to request any, just comment and i’ll likely to respond in a instant !

𓆩⛈𓆪 genre : angst, slight fluff at the end

♡ OSᗩᗰᑌ ♡

You and Dazai have gotten into an argument. In the beginning, he just had an awful day at work. He told you several times to just leave him be, but you were concerned of course, so you kept approaching him, asking him if he’s okay and if he needs anything. You were just being a loving girlfriend, but he was not in his right mind right now. He proceeded to respond negatively to your consideration, not appreciating it at the moment. You, however, you were stubborn. You continued to offer him snacks to relieve stress before he, out of the blue, yells at you.

—“Jusy shoo, you’re pestering me! I don’t need you to care for me.” Your detective boyfriend huffed and rubbed his temples. Of course, he meant none of it, he just wasn’t himself at the current moment. Despite knowing this, it still felt like a punch in the guts. I mean, you were just trying to care for him, was that so bad? The mere moment he heard you sniffle slightly, visibly shaken by his scolding, he feels remorse slap him in the face. And yet, his pride won’t let him admit he’s wrong first— at least not now.

However, he then notices you began to keep a distance from him and he instantly felt troubled, since he knew it was all because of him. Your brunette lover approached you as you were cooking in the kitchen. You avoided his touch as he tried wrapping his arms around to for an embrace, and it only made him frown. How is he supposed to make up for this one?

—“Hey, hey, woah… why are you moving away from me? Belladonna, you know I didn’t mean what I said, please forgive me… I’ll make it up to you, what do you want? Come back to me…”

♡ ᑎᗩKᗩᕼᗩᖇᗩ ♡

You and Chuuya often get into arguments, yes. It’s often because he was short-tempered, and you both always make up. Though, today was quite different. It was like any other argument. You and your love began to give each other the silent treatment and per usual. You went out to avoid him while he just drank his worries away. Normally, Chuuya would’ve swallowed his pride and apologize by now, so that was the first strange thing. Perhaps he was just extra stubborn today, you had no clue, but you were definitely perplexed. Despite his pride, he would still apologize first because he was possessive of you.

—“Stupid woman, always botherin’ and startin’ arguments with me. So fuckin’ annoying, for the love of god.” You heard you PM executive beloved renting about you to someone in the phone. You didn’t like it at all, not one bit. You stormed off, feeling childish and sensitive for letting your ginger-haired boyfriend get under your skin so effortlessly with just a few words, but that kind of crap still hurts, so who could blame you? I mean, your own love talking shit about you hurts like hell, doesn’t it?

The next night, Chuuya returned from work and went to your guy’s shared bedroom to see you sitting on the mattress, fetal position with the blanket all the way to your lips. You were visibly upset, and Chuuya already knew why. He sighed as remorse ate him from the inside. With his teeth, he took his black gloves off, then approached you. You were a bit stubborn and turned away from him, which he wouldn’t let slide, as he grabbed you chin roughly.

—“Hey, my pretty girl… don’t give ‘m that attitude, you know I don’t like it… don’t you dare look away from me either. Look, i’ll say it, I’m sorry. You can stop sulkin’ now, you know that it makes me feel so damn bad…”

♡ ᖇYᑌᑎOᔕᑌKE ♡

Oh good god, what did you do to make Akutagawa angry at you? Well, it wasn’t necessarily your fault. You accused him of cheating at first because of how distant he’s been with you recently. He was offended really, and started to raise his voice at you, which led to bickering, then you two ignoring eachother at the Port Mafia. Akutagawa either gave you a slight scowl or disapproving look when he met your eyes, and you did the same. You both were too stubborn to apologize first. Akutagawa went and complained about you to Tachihara.

Then, when you both had to go on a mission together, Akutagawa scoffed and crossed his arms. He purposely kept a distance for you and stared indifferently. —“You’re an pathetic… I should just leave you in the dust. You just distract me anyways.” The Diablo spoke, making you feel really terrible, like a brutal slap on the face. Your dark-haired boyfriend didn’t even realize what he was saying because he was so agitated right now, all because of an small accusation. This all could’ve been avoided if one of you would just apologize…

—“You know, I only dated you because I felt pity for you. You kept chasing me like a mutt, and—“ Akutagawa continued before pausing, coughing slightly, then realizing you had stopped walking with him. That part what he said was actually partially true, he only started to date you to shut you up since you kept following him around and telling him how much you love him. Though, one part he didn’t include was that he did start to fall for you in the end. Now, because you mean something to him, he felt instant remorse and sighed, turning back to see your reaction.

You were obviously hurt as you notice your lover looking back at you… concerned? Tears already rolled down your cheek, then dropping to the ground. You wiped them away quickly since you didn’t want to look vulnerable, and just continued on with the mission in silence. —“God damn it— sweetheart? I didn’t mean it… it’s not like that, I promise you it isn’t… if it makes you feel better I’ll— uhh… apologize.”

[elizais]

hello! i really enjoy your teen pm dazai stuff so can you please do a pm!teen!dazai first kiss with reader? i love the one where you wrote about meeting pm dazai

of course!!!

pm!dazai x fem!reader first kiss as teens in the PM, reader is the same age as dazai fluff fluff fluff

it all started when osamu found out about chuuya having a mission at a party. since you three were all 16, he would be at a party with other kids around your age. and when chuuya told him he was probably going to be kissing a girl before dazai, he just couldn't have that.

"i mean, dazai, i get to just meet a girl and instantly get a kiss! do you?" was one of the things the ginger said. this was their humour so he knew not to take it to heart, but, he was with a pretty girl every day. you.

although chuuya was only teasing, that couldn't be a milestone he gets to before osamu! so, naturally as a teen boy having a crush on a girl.. he came to you to complain.

the bandaged boy was lying on the couch in whoever's office you were hanging out in today. you were playing games on your laptop before he started on whatever frustrated him today.

" uhhh [name]?" he asked, sounding a little less confident than he usually does. you decided to only reply with a "mhm?" rather than ask what was wrong.

"did you know that shorty is going to a party for a mission?" annoyance clear in his voice. you groaned as the familiar losing noise came out from the game before replying to dazai. "yeah, nothing too interesting i think. it's with those annoying rich kids, there are a couple of nice ones though."

dazai carried on whining, knowing you won't shut him down. he always admired how you were there for him - even if you only saw him as a friend. or so he thought.

slowly shutting your laptop that mori gave 'strictly for work', you walked over to sit on the arm rest by his feet. leaning back on the sofa, you sighed. "he's probably having soooo much fun." osamu carried on.

"osamu,, what is really up?" you turned your head to see him slowly sitting up straighter. " i don't know! i just hate that hatrack so much why does he get to go to a party and i don't? like it's soo unfair! and mori-san should have definitely let me go like what the hell-" he began ranting.

you stood up and faced him while he sat. "that's not it, osa. what is it? you wouldn't be actually upset over this. if you were you would be with oda and ango drinking over it."

he sighed, praying his face isn't becoming red as he stood up too, so he can face you more comfortably. "he was just teasing me about getting to kiss a really pretty girl and.." he said nervously, very out of character for him. "and i don't get to kiss my pretty girl." he slipped out ever so quietly.

and you could only smile before grabbing his chin and using your thumb to reassure him. it was both of yours first kiss despite your big age. and you just pulled his face closer before the gap was closed.

it only lasted for maybe a second before you pulled away out of pure shock. a mafioso stumbling over her words with red cheeks and full of giggles. "oh my god, oh my god, oh my god. osamu i'm so sorry i jus-" you quickly blurted out as he stopped you before pressing another kiss to your lips with a smile.

the both of you burst out laughing. shock, love, happiness.. all of the happy emotions filled you. was it the best kiss? no. was it your best kiss? yes.

[thesimpthatneverstopssimping]

Bungo Stray Dogs characters with a s/o that seems mature but once you get to know them they are childish and loud

Warnings: none?

Genre: Fluff

Reader: gender neutral, seems mature and quiet but is childish and loud/talkative when you get to know them

Requested: no

Character: Dazai, Atsushi, Ranpo, Chuuya, Nikolai

Osamu Dazai

• Ths is Dazai we are talking about and he is quite immature himself

• Might be mildly taken aback when you first act more childish infront of him but won't complain

• He would actually quite enjoy your childish nature

• If you refuse to act that way infront of others even with him he would still try to get you to be immature with him but after a while he would give up (for the day)

• If you would act immature with him in public he would be very happy and try to drag you into his shenanigans

• Overall he would love your childish nature

Atsushi Nakajima

• Very Surprised at first

• Would be mildly confused on how you went from quiet and mature to the person who is laughing at the joke on the screen and talking loudly and excitedly

• If you were to quiet down, apologize and look ashamed of your behavior when you noticed his shocked expression he would immediately tell you there is no reason to apologize and that he was just surprised not upset

• He is truly happy that you trust him enough to show this side of yourself to him

• When you start to talk about your interests there Might as well be hearts in his eyes from the way he looks at you.

Ranpo Edogawa

• He already knew you would be like this and doesn't mind in the slightest (he is a literal man child)

• He might actually get mildly frustrated that you act mature when he knows your not but he won't hold it against you

• Loves it if you praise him a bunch when you get talkative

• If your type of "childish" is physically energetic he won't be able to keep up (he is lazy)

• Don't talk over him..... just don't no matter how excited you are just don't.

• No matter he still loves you and your childishness

Chuuya Nakahara

• Definitely surprised when he saw you start to act less mature around him but he would probably keep quiet

• He loves to listen to you talk

• If you were to stop talking because you start to feel like you are annoying him he would bring up the fact he likes to listen to you talk and if he was annoyed he would have told you to shut it by now

• Will never admit it but he also feels happy to see you act childish/yourself infront of him (won't ever admit it)

• He won't be afraid to tell you if you are being too much (like if he was stressed and he couldn't deal with the amount of energy radiating off you)

• Do you have that one thing you have been obsessing over? Yeah well he is full heartedly indulging you in your obsession. Oh is that a merch of your favorite character? It's yours now. You like to collect things? He is helping you add to your collection

Nikolai Gogol

• Won't be surprised. Not because he knew but because he is more excited then shocked that you aren't as mature as you may seem

• If you can match his chaotic energy then even better!

• Won't matter if you are in public or alone he will try to drag your more childish side out all the time and won't give up till it works

• whatever mischief he is doing you are coming with and being his accomplice

• Loves to talk with you. Back and forth and/or one of you just endlessly talking. He just loves to talk with you

[nxathyx]

Help I love your work so much omg- it's literally my type of thing like a little bit of Crack but in a yk😁 way. Anyways are your requests open? If so, and if your comfortable hb giving bsd men (such as fyodor, dazai, at sushi etc whoever you can) the silent treatment for a day. It can be nsfw or just crack your wish. Love you bye!! ⋆˙⟡♡

Okay okay!!

Tw: nothing but the usual cursing, and mentions of sex and intimacy

Atsushi Nakajima

°why would you do that to him 🤨 🤨

°personally I headcannon that Atsushi has stopped dwelling as much on his emotions (around the s3 timeline due to Akutagawas words)

°that being said I doubt he'd cry but it's quite obvious he's upset or just confused why you're giving him silent treatment

°overthinks a lot

°bro is almost fucking harassing you cause he's desperate to know what he did wrong 😃😃

°definitely goes to Dazai or Kyouka for advice

°can't focus that much on work and ends up getting scolded by Kunikida

°you better fucking apologise.

°definitely no like sexual "punishment" cause he genuinely thinks it's morally wrong to punish someone through sex and it should be an act of love and affection or some shit like that (same though)

°he'd definitely be confused and might be afraid to fuck up for like the next 3 months so he needs a bit of reassurance after that

Dazai Osamu

°he knows but will play oblivious and just stick to you like a literal fucking magnet

°he will just annoy you till he gets what he wants (which is for you to snap and break the treatment)

°makes a sexual joke or few but doesn't mean them

°finds it entertaining when you try not to snap at him

°however he would probably prefer to sit down and just question why the fuck you were acting like that

°definitely suggested a lot of intimacy as a form of making up for it but it's fully up to you whether you want to or not

Akutagawa Ryuunoske

°he cried cause he's a little bitch (/j)

°gives you the silent treatment for twice as long cause he's a dick (fails after 5 hours and starts complaining about everything)

°I CAN'T BE THE ONLY ONE WHO THINKS OF HIM AS SOMEONE WHO COMPLAINS 24/7 WHEN HE GET COMFORTABLE

°deffo calls you pathetic and then literally nags you for like 10 minutes and then goes back to doing his work (he legitimately doesn't know what to do in his spare time now

°he sleeps on the couch that night (or throws you out on the couch)

Chuuya Nakahara

°just leaves you to it and patiently waits till you have calmed down and then you two sit down and decide on a mutual agreement

°(he's starting to doubt himself but will just keep it to himself until it's "the right time to talk about feelings")

Fyodor Dostoevsky

°I'm sorry but he doesn't give a fuck

°"ah yes this is all according to plan😈😈" (he didn't plan shit)

°give him silent treatment till he treats his lice💋💋

°he will just sit in his discord moderator cave being a sugar daddy on roblox or something I don't fucking know

°after a while he'll legitimately get annoyed why you're acting like this "what did did I do wrong, baby girl ☹️👿😕😕

[kouyou-arc-when]

helloo!

this is just based on a passing thought I had so it's kinda random 😅

may I ask what you HC or think about Dazai's birthday during his port mafia days? Like, do you think Mori gave him presents, did the Buraiha trio greet him, etc?

Hey there, thanks for dropping by! <3 Again, apologies for not replying earlier <3 So, this is inspired by things I've seen in Mayoi and other supplementary material, like how Osamu appears to react to holidays in general. In Mayoi Dazai has this Christmas card. In it, Mori forces him to come to this Christmas party or some sort of event like that, and Dazai looks so fucking done that he has to attend - I swear, he looks like a wet cat whenever he's upset, which is so adorable. However, he later hangs out with Ango and Oda and seems cutely happy about it. Osamu goes like "oh, we managed to gather". You can definitely see that's his comfort place - he really looks adorably peaceful in that one animation Aside from that instance, in the letter you receive when purchasing volumes on the BSD anniversary, Dazai mentions that time holds no significance for him, implying that he doesn't celebrate or enjoy anniversaries at all. I got the impression that he feels the same way about birthdays, perhaps because they serve as a reminder that he doesn't want to continue living and how much time he has spent being alive, yet not much has changed regardless. In some way, all these normal human activities people do to celebrate life are probably painful and suffocating to him. My guess is that Dazai doesn't really care much about his birthday, and it all probably meant even less to him during the Port Mafia era when he was much grumpier. He strikes me as the type of person who wouldn't even disclose his actual birthdate to others just so they wouldn't bother him. I mean the guy used to live in the most impersonally decorated shipping container in SB. However, secretly, I imagine he would make sure to spend time with Oda and Ango on his bday. He would appear more cheerful than usual, simply happy that they were able to meet. His friends wouldn't even be aware that it's a special day, but he would know, and that's all that matters. Quality time definitely feels like his love language. My guess is that the only person who'd know it's his birthday would be Mori, who would give him the most proper gift ever - a tie, suit, something of that type. Dazai would be so done with it, but he'd probably use whatever he gets, since he tends to hold onto stuff people give him? (he wore the coat Mori gave him, and cared enough to burn it, then there are the matches too). I can't imagine Mori giving him something Dazai wouldn't use - considering how classy Mori is with his gifts and lifestyle (like the guy goes everywhere with a limo).

I could also envision him using "it's my birthdaay~" as an excuse to tease Chuuya - with the latter trying to be nice to him one day of the year. He would do his most™  to be super fucking annoying and try to get away with it, saying things like "you're so mean to me on my birthday." Chuuya would probably try to tolerate him more than usual, and Dazai would keep pushing until Chuuya finally loses his patience. It'd probably be super fucking amusing to Dazai to see how much Chuuya could tolerate just because it's his special day. But yeah, I feel like Dazai would have a mix of emotions on his birthday, and he'd want to spend the day with the only people who remind him why life is actually good - Ango and, especially, Odasaku. this was a fun question to think about <3

[narrators-journal]

I was wondering if you could do Dazai, Chuuya, and Ranpo with an autistic reader. I read the one you did for Kunikida Akutagawa and Poe and really liked it

I haven't written for bsd in a bit, so sorry if it's a tad out of character. I tried my best.

Dazai

Dazai would be pretty indifferent to your autism.

He wouldn't be super malicious about it, as he is working to improve himself, but he'd get annoyed at some parts of it.

But, he's trying. He'll at least be mindful of if you're overstimulated, take note of your interests, and probably even find your way of thinking or world view amusing.

Though, it is good to keep in mind that Dazai is not a very communicative man, and he is bound to use your inability to thoroughly read a situation to his advantage if you get tangled up in his plans.

But, other than that, he'd be pretty unphased by it for the most part. Slightly annoyed, but he can tolerate and adapt for you.

Chuuya

Almost the polar opposite of Dazai, Chuuya would be very accomodating and aware of your autism. He's fairly aware of how it is to feel something like an outsider or 'not normal', so he'd do his best to not make you feel that way.

He'd do his best to avoid being too loud with you, would clarify his moods so you don't misinterpret or don't pick up the cues, and would snap at others who harrass you or insult you.

Granted, this upside comes with a pretty big downside.

While he tries his best to be mindful of your autism, he can get pretty annoyed at it sometimes. He's naturally got a short temper, so repeating phrases, reluctance to change, or your own irritability can sometimes set him off. But he does his best to lessen those instances.

regardless though, he'd definitely try and he'd still care, and would apologize when he loses his temper or upsets you too badly.

Ranpo

Ranpo would absolutely not give a fuck

He'd not go out of his way to avoid your triggers, but he wouldn't go out of his way to upset you either.

He expects you to be able to keep up with him, do what you must to do that, but do it regardless.

Despite his boastful nature and super intellegence, he wouldn't view you as 'stupid' or 'beneath him', because he understands that everyone works differently. He's got deductive skills to make Sherlock Holmes jealous, most people don't. He's no stranger to someone not thinking like he does.

Besides, your sometimes creative or to-the-left view on things can be amusing, and sometimes helpful, so he appreciates the help you give.

All around, he'd treat you like any other, which is a good and bad method, but he makes up for it by accomodating the cons of autism that deeply affect you as best he can.

[amores-percussit]

🫶: Who ended up falling first? Which of them actually realized that they’d fallen in love first?

🦀: How did they handle realizing they were in love? Embarrassed? Nervous? Mad?

🫣: Who stumbled the most with their feelings around the other? How much did the other person notice?

CHUUDOLLZAI

- tired

🫶: Who ended up falling first? Which of them actually realized that they’d fallen in love first?

DAZAI ended up falling first (we’ve all seen the 15 arc) , but DOLL was the first one to realize she actually fell in love while CHUUYA was second. 

🦀: How did they handle realizing they were in love? Embarrassed? Nervous? Mad?

DOLL did not handle it with grace at all, she completely freaked out, laying down with eyes wide staring at the ceiling kind of moment. They were all still teenagers when they figured out they liked each other so yk, not really great at processing emotions. He was completely in denial, trying to come up with any other possible explanation about what her feelings were. She was embarrassed, nervous, AND mad. Completely convinced it was unrequited so she tried her very very hardest to distance herself from the two, but they were like magnets so it didn’t work 😭

CHUUYA was probably the only person out of three who handled his feelings more rationally, but still we’re talking about when Chuuya was a teenager so. He was definitely mad and annoyed, very nervous too. He was quick to get irritated at Dazai and Doll more often, and tried to distance himself from Doll because she isn’t in the PM, meaning it must be more easy to avoid him right? WRONG. He just gave up on distancing himself the second he realized Doll was trying to as well. He couldn’t stay mad at them for long

DAZAI being the last of them to realize his feelings doesn’t mean that he hasn’t had those feelings before he realized what they were. The way he handled coping with that feeling was just initially just to piss both Chuuya and Doll off, poke at them, bully them and cling onto them. When he ACTUALLY realized he was in love? Yeah amp those actions up to a 10 please, emphasis on the clingy. He was ALL up in their personal space always, but he was embarrassed and nervous internally. Upset and annoyed at his feelings, he was definitely in denial.

🫣: Who stumbled the most with their feelings around the other? How much did the other person notice?

DOLL. is what I would’ve said if DAZAI wasn’t an idiot 😋 A lot of people seem to think Dazai would have a lot of control when it comes to his feelings and relationships, but really he becomes a loserboy when it comes to genuine relationships. Dazai definitely stumbled with his feelings the most around Chuuya and Doll, which they both noticed that he was acting weird but they just figured he was in a weird mood whenever it happened. DOLL though is definitely close second, she tried her hardest to make her stumbling not obvious but it was clear to anyone who watched the three of them. 

[mysteryshits]

Y'all I haven't read stormbringer but what I heard from it is crazy. So little small head canon related to it. (also this is just shit so don't take it seriously, really talking out of my ass here)

So if the real chuuya died bc of the experiments, and then they made a clone of him. NOT only is chuuya probably incapable of feeling deep human emotions (probably can on a surface level). But nothing that is like DEEP.

Okay example if someone loses a friend, they'll be heartbroken. Completely devastated. Like just absolutely hurt. Chuuya could probably feel this but only on a surface level. So chuuya would feel inhuman (naturally). He would also dislike those who betray him, because he who is not human is giving his everything to those he cares about. The little parts of him that can feel at least something.

Anyway soukoku headcanon for this!

Dazai has the tendency to make chuuya upset or annoyed, because he knows that chuuya feels this way. Even if it's not the best thing to make someone feel. It makes chuuya feel more human because an important part of being human. Is feeling heart ache and negative emotions. So dazai is basically reassuring chuuya without chuuya necessarily knowing it.

AND TO THAT!

Chuuya tells dazai if he can feel human and seem human, then dazai who feels as if he is no longer human is most definitely still human. Because if someone like chuuya who is just coding can feel the same way dazai does. Then dazai is most certainly human.

So they both help and reassure each other of their humanity that they have.

[daemonwritesstuff]

Hello! Can I request a matchup for Bungo Stray Dogs, My Hero Academia or Bleach? Also, as I'm 18+ can they please be an adult? Lol. My mbti is ENTP. I studied neuroscience and enjoy all things chemistry and biology. I love watching horror movies and gory games. I speak English, Japanese, and the tiniest bit of French. I love animals, but I can set that aside when I need to conduct procedures in a research lab. I'm fairly polite to people I don't know, but I'm sarcastic and a clown if I'm close to someone. I make a lot of puns generally. I don't think of myself as a kind person and I think that humanity is awful, but I think it is also our ability to choose to do so that makes us human, so I would never want to take that choice away. I like to have deep theoretical conversations but I always end up making jokes when the air gets too tense. I'm not sure what else there is to say about me. Im pretty up-front if I like someone, but I don't like talking about my feelings. Strong displays of emotion make me really uncomfortable, but I'm okay with PDA since I think it is something separate from the actual emotion. I also don't have very strong emotions, myself, so it is difficult for me to understand when people get upset most of the time. Lol. Hope this is enough info! Thanks for taking the time to read it and I'm sorry if there is anything that makes you uncomfortable. Please feel free to disregard this request if it causes discomfort. Have a good one!

A/N: Hi there! Thank you so much for your patience, i had some personal issues but it’s all good now, im sorry if this seems short too—! But I hope you enjoy this (: anyways, commençons ça !

Now, for your BSD Matchup, you seem to go best with…

Chūya Nakahara!

Honestly, this was a little hard for me to choose, but I felt like Chuuya might’ve been a better match for you here!

As a hotheaded person he is he doesn’t seem to be that way with you, he’s more relaxed and at ease whenever he’s with you, he’s not sure why but it just seems so! and you guys are always chatting with each other during work!

He also loves that your polite, your probably one of the first few people that doesn’t get him to lose his temper, he’s also fine with your sarcasm but you probably shouldn’t use it to much (usually when arguments happen between you both), but it usually cools down after a while.

He would also enjoy you taking about neuroscience and chemistry, it interests him to know how much you know a lot about science, hell, he even knows more about science thanks to you.

For your BNHA Matchup you seem to go with…

Keigo Takami!

Why’d I choose this handsome man for you? Because, he finds you very intelligent whenever your working as well, and with his carefree attitude he’d get along with you pretty well.

He loves having conversations with you whenever, he likes going to you, he doesn’t really know why but he just does when it’s you! He would definitely make sarcastic comments from your jokes and you both will be having a joke war.

He doesn’t mind PDA to much (in my opinion), he seems like a dude who would have his arm around your waist whenever he’s with you, he’d kiss you on the cheek in pubic, but in private he’s such a affectionate man oml.

I think y’all would watch horror movies as dates most of the time, it’s kinda crazy how he’s just sitting there through all the jump-scares in all the movies y’all watch.

Now, for your last matchup, from Bleach you’ll go good with…

Tōshirō Hitsugaya

Honestly, I feel like he’s perfect for you in bleach, he’s a very mature and serious man while your polite to people, you’d both click a little sooner.

He would get a bit annoyed when your acting to much like a clown around him with other people, BUT it doesn’t mean he doesn’t enjoy you making jokes and puns with him.

He also loves that your a up-front person, he will give you time to talk about your feelings if you don’t feel like talking about them, he’s such a gentleman for you.

He would probably bring some pets from outside, like bunnys and other cute stuff, he also finds you fascinating for knowing a lot about scientific topics, and really, he just loves you for you and you make him feel really loved.

[ye-local-simp]

[ S/o is an introvert]

[Dazai,Chuuya,Fyodor,Nikolai,Sigma,Akutagawa,Atsushi,Ivan]

Dazai:

-He would tease you about your shyness but not to the extent where you would be crying about it.

-If you don't feel like talking to someone, he would make excuses for you or do all the talking.

-Loves to make you feel flustered because according to him, you always have the cutest reactions.

-He doesn't mind or sometimes enjoys PDA but only if you are also enjoying it.

-Always asks you if you are feeling OK, especially if you are in an overwhelming situation.

-You would get along with everyone in the agency,especially Yosano, she's like the VERY protective friend.

-If someone ever makes fun of you stuttering or being too quiet, he would smack a b!t<|-|.

Chuuya:

-He would like you to be more social but he knows that if you aren't comfortable, he wouldn't force you to be.

-Most of the time, he speaks for you.

-Depending on where you are, he would enjoy PDA. If its free time in a private place or local place, he'd like it but if you are near the Port Mafia headquarters or if he is on a mission, he would ask you not to.

-Sometimes even busy places because of his fear of losing you.

-It also depends if you like PDA.

-Rubs the fact he got you in Dazai's face by saying how he has a girlfriend before Dazai could find a woman to double suicide with.

-Would float someone to the moon if he hears someone say something rude about your voice or stutter.

-Makes sure you are feeling great outside.

-Despite Chuuya hating Dazai,You and Dazai would get along.

Fyodor:

-He wouldn't mind at all, he might actually prefer you to be quiet rather than have a very chaotic personality.

-He can finally de-stress after dealing with Nikolai.

-Amused when he does something suggestive and you become a mess.

-Only okay with physical contact in private but still makes sure the outside experience is just as good as at home.

-Takes you to the coffee shop most of the time.

-Surprisingly, you get along with everyone at the DOA like Ivan,Nikolai and Sigma.

-Would glare at anyone who looks at you funny if you are too quiet or stuttering.

Nikolai:

-Like Dazai, he would tease you like he would with Sigma.

-Would also like you to be more social.

-Sometimes he teases you for easily becoming flustered.

-This man doesn't care if you are on the moon,he would definitely love PDA.

-Would try to persuade you to do PDA if uncomfortable and would pout if you said no.

-Might murder someone if they said something about your stutter or voice.

-Torments the living $h!t out of you and Sigma.

Sigma:

-Finds you very relatable.

-Both of you becomes blushing messes whenever one of you do something romantic.

-Likes PDA in local areas, private or if you are upset.

-Would be uncomfortable if you did it while he worked.

-You and Sigma run away from Nikolai together.

-Helps your social skills by giving you opportunities to work with him and others.

-Would give disgusted looks at anyone who torments you for your shyness and stuttering.

Akutagawa:

-Satisfied, to be honest.

-When he is with you, he feels more comfortable as you're not the type to annoy him.

-He is a bit harsh with you sometimes, as in, he would ask you to speak up even though you don't like to talk.

-If it is him, he is cool with it, but if it is another person, random stranger or one of the other port mafia members, he'd totally kill them. No hesitation. This is probably why Higuchi is scared of you.

-You'd probably talk to Gin a lot.

-Hates PDA, no matter how small.

-Even though he says he hates affection, he deeply wishes you give him affection anyway.

-He is also shy when it comes to romantic gestures but only gets a little flustered.

-Would talk to you about Dazai and is very grateful that you are a good listener.

Atsushi:

-Also a shy kid but he is still a lot louder than you.

-Helps you speak if you need the help.

-You are definitely buddies with Kyoka.

-Doesn't care about PDA, he will appreciate if you do it but if you don't, he also wouldn't mind.

-If someone gossips about you or gets into your face, he would argue with them or drag you away.

-This man gets flustered at the word "date", you are not convincing me that he doesn't get flustered easily. Normally, it's Dazai that pushes you two together.

Ivan:

-Lets you sit around in the coffee shop or you would work with him in the shop.

-A little jealous that you somehow got closer to Fyodor platonic wise, whilst he couldn't even talk to him in a friendly basis.

-Would also help you if you need help talking.

-Knows your drink order by heart so you don't have the stress of ordering.

-Rants to you about work, the DOA and Fyodor.

- Also grateful that you are a great listener. It really makes his day that at least someone understands that he is not a nutcase.

-Would definitely go yandere if he hears someone whisper mean things.

-He is very suggestive so you are normally the one who gets flustered. He thinks you are cute when you do that.

[sweetleaf-cafe]

Being Chuuya's Little Sis

First off, he loves his little sis more than anything.

Doesn't matter whether or not you're blood related or not.

You could even be older than him, but it wouldn't matter.

You're his little sis, and that's that.

(Especially if you act younger.)

No matter how much you might annoy him, he'll be there through it all.

(But still grumbles about every prank you've ever pulled on him.)

Just stay away from Dazai.

If you ever hung out with Dazai, or worse, dated him...

Chuchu would feel so betrayed.

(And would obviously murder Dazai.)

"(Y/N)! WHY THE HELL WOULD YOU DATE THAT DAMNED DAZAI OF ALL PEOPLE?!?!? WAIT- Don't leave... (Y/N)! Ah jeez, fine... I'm sorry for yelling. Just stay here while I go kill that bastard."

Essentially, any time Dazai is caught anywhere near you, wherever

Chuuya previously was, all that's left is a crater as he gets ready to make Dazai's wish come true.

Also, you're the only one allowed to call him silly nicknames.

He'll die a little bit every time you call him short tho.

Pls never do it in front of Dazai or his coworkers. (Unless you're really trying to kill him.)

With embarrassing stuff, he'll complain, but gets soo soft inside every. single. time. you call him by that.

As an older brother, he'll be pretty sweet and protective.

Still, he won't just cave to your every whim.

He'll make sure you earn whatever you get and that you don't end up super spoiled.

(But still enjoys getting you stuff every so often.)

Chuuya will definitely mother over you and can get kinda stern when you do dumb things or get into trouble.

He just worries.

Chuuya says that he'll stay out of his sister's business where he's not wanted, but as soon as his lil sis gets her first crush....

Well, you can bet that they're going to get interrogated.

(You still haven't forgiven him for the time he scared off your date for calling him short.)

If you manage to somehow get him on your side, then he'll be your top supporter!

But if they ever break your heart, Chuuya will let you decide whether or not you want him involved.

But if they're toxic, they're not making it out of there alive. NOBODY hurts his little sister.

Still, he'll be prepared to let you vent to him with blankets, ice cream and whatever else you want/like.

He's pretty observant, so even if you say nothing, he'll get there's something up.

Chuuya won't try to pressure you into talking, he really just wants it to be your decision whether or not you confide in him.

If you do decide to tell him what's up, he may have trouble staying calm, just because he wants to kill whoever or whatever is causing you issues.

Despite that, he knows that him getting upset isn't what you need, so will do his best to keep those bubbling feelings down.

Chuuya isn't going to say things he doesn't mean just to make you feel better though.

He'll tell you what he thinks, not too harshly, but he won't sugarcoat anything either.

Overall, he's a great person to come to if you're having problems.

You guys also can be pretty chaotic together.

You NEVER let him near your phone, bc you DO NOT want him to find the sheer number of embarrassing photos you have of him.

If he ever found them, he would DEFINITELY do everything in his power to destroy them.

Despite that, he also has his fair share of pictures of you.

His favorites are ones where you guys are just hanging out.

Chuuya likes the way everything in it just feels so natural.

Whatever your interests are, he'll try to support you best he can.

Still, he doesn't really want you to get involved in anything dangerous.

Meaning, he likely will take quite awhile to tell you that he's in the mafia.

He knows you'll find out eventually, but the way he sees it, the more you know, the more danger you're in.

This also means that if there's any major event going on in the mafia that might get you into trouble by affiliation, he'll likely distance himself from you.

Chuuya will try to keep an eye on you from afar, but he won't want to risk anything.

If you ask him about it, he'll try to lie, unless you already know.

Either way, it's easy to tell when he lies, just because he hates not being able to tell you the truth.

If you call him out on it, he'll likely tell you that he'll explain at a later date and that you shouldn't worry about it.

Of course, you do worry, but decide to press the issue later.

All in all, Chuuya is a great older brother figure, and will always put himself between you and whatever is bothering you.

(And is just generally fun to be around, albeit a bit loud and angry if Dazai is ever brought up.)

[xo-cuteplosion-xo]

hellooo this is for your new reqs <3 - i'd like to req chuuuuya

- (she/her btw) im an introvert, a perfectionist, sensitive, anxious, insecure, observant and empathetic/emotional-

according to my friends i cry and worry way too much LMAO. im pessimistic, my outlook on life is similar to dazai's in that there's no value in living.

i hate to say it but im the type of person who makes jokes to cope.

i cant really stand up for myself or say no to people, ex. when someone makes "a joke" i dont really say anything to stop them

- i like dogs, chocolate, bubble tea, clothes, oo i love drawing and playing video games-

obviously anime and manga

- i dislike heights, bugs, awkward social situations, being yelled at (depending on the situation i might cry, shake, or be embarrassed)

- im an infj-t

thank you so much, sorry if it's too long! writing this out makes me realize how much chuuya would get annoyed at me lol

Here you are! This was the perfect amount of information thanks!

Random personality HC

Chuuya

A mild run down- comparing personalities

You two would take a while to get close.

Considering you share similarities with Dazai he’s skeptical about trying to get to know you.

Your personalities are opposites, however, that doesn't always mean some sort of relationship isn’t going to work.

After a while, he’ll warm up to you.

He doesn't mind that you're a perfectionist, he does however mind if that leads to you overworking yourself.

For a bit when you start coping using jokes he might show signs of annoyance.

The annoyance is most likely because it reminds him of Dazai in some ways.

That’s the first part of getting close, seeing the two of you as separate people and not comparing you.

When you’re closer to him than most, he’ll start noticing things, like how you’re sensitive.

He’ll be softer around you, not wanting to be the reason you're upset or scared.

He’ll also bring you chocolates when you’re feeling down.

He’ll definitely be a bit overprotective over you. Especially if somebody made you cry.

Small activity HC

If you're ever up to go to a pet shop he’ll be going with you to look at all the puppies.

One day he might adopt one as a surprise for you.

He doesn't mind walking about town, so he can buy you a few little treats, like bubble tea.

He loves taking you out to shop. Especially if you let him pick out a few outfits for you to try on.

If he ever catches you drawing he’s most likely to ask what you're doing and see if you’ll show him after you're done.

He tries to make you confident in anything you do.

He’s probably not very good at video gaming, but he’ll try to get better, so he can try to game with you.

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Dad Headcanons for Dazai, Kunikida, and Chuuya.

Since I’m working on a Dad! Kunikida x Mom! Reader, I decided that I would write some of my headcanons for a few of the characters. 

Getting into a normal schedule for writing is a little tough but I’m getting there. Anyways, it’s all SFW! Tw: alcohol mention for Chuuya Masterlist

Kunikida Doppo

Rest assured, your kids will always been on time to anything, important or not. On time. Kunikida always has everything planned out down to the second. 

Overbearing, but in a good way. He always makes sure they’re okay, and includes their thoughts and opinions on important matters (to Kunikida, that is). 

When Kunikida has to be away for work, you better believe he calls to say good morning and goodnight to the kids. 

Kunikida is also very protective of his kids. Ease your mind knowing that when they will be safe when out with him. He’s also protective at home though, and if they’re still young, he’ll definitely try to keep a baby monitor for as long as possible until you put your foot down. 

It’s a worry for him though. In his line of work, Kunikida might have the unfortunate chance that he, or his family, could be targeted - and that scares him. You, and your kids, mean everything to him. Kunikida loves his family with his entire being. 

Kunikida is also not a pushover! He’s got rules, and expectations of his kids! But the bar is never set high, always reachable. Usually it entails chores or homework standards, following a set schedule. 

That being said, if one of his kids brings something up, he’ll move down to their level to talk about whatever it is they’re concerned about. All in all, he has a strong bond with his kids that cannot be broken.

Dazai Osamu

First of all, this man is laid back. I think dad Dazai is a biiiit of a pushover when it comes to his kids. They want something? Ice cream? Cookies? They get it. 

He’s definitely attentive to his kids needs. They need a some one on one time? You better believe he’s taking the kid out to have some bonding time. What are they doing? You’re not sure, and you’d rather not ask. Regardless, when they return home, there’s always a giant smile on their faces. 

That being said, considering his past and current job, he’s not oblivious to what goes on around him, and if he feels like something is unsafe, he is bringing your kid home immediately. Dazai knows he made a lot of enemies in the past. His kids safety will always come first. 

And yet, somehow, Dazai still has control over them. Your kids come when called, and do what they’re told, either immediately or within the timeframe set by either Dazai himself, or you. 

Of course.. this is Dazai we’re talking about, and I think one of his kids would be a carbon copy. So all that hell he put Chuuya and Kunikida through comes back triple on him. 

Constant bantering between himself and his mini him. Constant. He also teaches your kids (and Kunikida’s) to swear! Just because it’s another thing to annoy Kunikida about. 

Dazai also teaches his kids to defend themselves, he doesn’t want them to be bullied, and if it does happen, he wants them to at least stand up for themselves. 

In the odd chance it happens and fight breaks out, he’s never upset with his kids unless they instigated the fight. But if they were retaliating or standing up for themselves, he’s not mad. 

In fact if the teachers or principal try putting the blame on your kid, Dazai will talk with him. Nicely, or course. He’s a dad now, and has to set a good example but just know his fingers are itching-

Nakahara Chuuya

First of all, Chuuya is wine mom, and that’s that. He’s extra careful about his alcohol though, and has his alcohol cupboard locked so the kids can’t get into it, however he’s not against a sip of this or that at the dinner table. 

Secondly, despite his short fuse, he’s really patient with his kids. If it starts getting to much for him, then he’ll back off and ask you to take over so he can take a breather, or go have a smoke if it’s that stress-inducing. He doesn’t usually let it get that bad though. 

When Chuuya isn’t away on jobs though, and gets a day off, he spends it at home with you and your kids. Mostly the kids though, he can make it up to you later. 

I personally think Chuuya is a great cook so when he is home, you don’t have too! He likes experimenting with new dishes and getting the kids involved. Whether or not you guys end up eating it is a whole other story, but what’s most important is that they had fun. 

That being said, if someone from the mafia has to come over and speak with him, the kids are shunned to their rooms, and Chuuya will speak with the agent in his home office, which is sound proofed. He takes protecting his kids, and you, very seriously just like Kunikida and Dazai. 

He too, as quite a few enemies, however they’d be stupid to attack him at home, especially if you’re an ability user too. But all that considering, it’s pretty peaceful... until your oldest starts picking fights with dad that is. After all, Chuuya does have a temper and an attitude, and one of his kids most definitely inherited said temper and attitude. 

But at the end of the day, he’s the one carrying them to bed, and reading them stories until they fall asleep. He loves them with every inch and fiber of his being, and considering that he’s a mafioso, an exec no less, having a family wasn’t something he thought he’d get to have. Chuuya feels incredibly lucky to have them, and you. 

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Dazai and Chuuya’s reaction to finding out their sister is dating their former partner

aide-mémoire: Dazai and Chuuya’s reaction to their sister revealing to them she’s dating their former partner. You can find the Astushi and Akutagawa version of this post here, where ‘partner’ is switched for rival.

Two words: whiny and dramatic. Chuuya Nakahara? With his sister? Of all the men in Yokohama you could have ended up with? Please, someone say it isn't so. Dazai is going to act as though you just relayed to him something utterly horrific, like proof existence is a social construct and therefore suicide isn’t physically possible. 

Considering its Dazai, he already knew, or at least suspected there was something between you and his former partner. Even if he did figure it out beforehand, that’s not going to stop him from acting devastated and pondering aloud how you could wound him so by waiting to tell him of this tragedy (at this point, the appropriate response is to clunk him on the head and tell him to cut the theatrics.)

Expect to hear a barrage of unflattering commentary about Chuuya, proceeded by a list of reasons why he’s the last person in the world you should be dating. 

Some of them might make sense (you wouldn’t want to increase your proximity to the mafia, would you?), but the majority will just be plain petty and mean-spirited ("Couldn't you have at least picked someone tall enough to see over the kitchen counter?" "Osamu, that isn’t an actual reason."). Chuuya’s not good enough for his sister. He probably groans and tell you to dump him, please. He wants you to be happy, yes, but God, he can't stand the thought of his sister dating Chuuya.

Isn’t going to keep you two apart if you insist on dating him, but can get real annoying. Often manages to show up wherever you two are. Doesn't matter how secret you've kept your plans. Dazai will find out and he will be there, nonchalant no matter how much you eye him with suspicion. 

"...Don't you have to be at work?" "Oh, Kunikida gave me the day off." (This is a lie, for he did not—just stop by the ADA after your date with Chuuya to confirm it with a very livid Kunikida.)

Tends to pop up in your place of residence uninvited, when you just so happen to inviting Chuuya over. Or calls you at inopportune moments for the silliest of reasons. Do not be surprised if while Chuuya is leaning in for a kiss your phone rings for the fifth time that night, just so Dazai can ask if you know where the sock he left on his nightstand is.

You know the trope of two people having dinner together and an unwanted third person comes and pulls up a chair? That’s Dazai. Only he’s going to act as though Chuuya isn’t even there and only talk to you, which, surprisingly, seems to make Chuuya angrier than if he had actually acknowledged him. 

Or, halfway through Chuuya’s threats for him to screw off, gasp in fake surprise as though he just now noticed him, insisting he hadn’t seen Chuuya there, with him being so small and all. Dazai does not let Chuuya forget the fact he’s dating his sister: it provides Dazai with more reasons to tease him. 

“My sister happens to be an absolute beauty. At least you don’t have bad taste in everything, Chuuya~” “Why you—!”

Despite his antics, Dazai knows his ex-partner well and doesn’t doubt Chuuya has pure intentions. Seeing how you blossom, and how satisfied you are with the relationship, he’ll eventually lighten up on being a bother on your end of it. Chuuya, however, will remain fair game.

No. Just no. Please tell him you've got a questionable sense of humor and it was just a poor taste joke, because Chuuya is absolutely vexed. While his anger is undoubtedly directed at Dazai, who he recognizes as having a strong manipulative streak, he's also going to be a little annoyed with you because what the actual fuck are you thinking? Did you hit your head on something? Surely you can’t possibly like Dazai... can you?

Chuuya doesn’t rule out the likelihood Dazai sought you out as a way to get under his skin. He doesn't have the fullest trust in Dazai to not screw with your feelings or put you in uncomfortable situations.

In short: Chuuya’s not happy, and twice as bothered if you actually seem genuinely into Dazai. He's not as worried about you being in physical danger as he is about you getting your heart broken. Dazai's got a history, and Chuuya of all people knows this. Nor does he trust Dazai’s ends justify the means tendencies. 

He’ll be a little exasperated, telling you, “If you were that desperate I could have gotten someone to take you out every once in a while. Anyone is a better option than that guy.”  

While he definitely wants to limit your involvement with the Mafia—if he had to choose, he’d much rather rope a subordinate of his into taking you out when you desire, seeing as they would be someone he could better keep tabs on and bully.

Chuuya doesn’t mind you being mad at him if it's for your own good, but he’s quick to realize barring you from seeing Dazai won’t stop you from doing it. You’re mature enough to make your own decisions, and if you’re firm on seeing him, the most he can do is seethe (and... threaten Dazai’s life.) 

And besides, what is he supposed to do? Lock you in your room? If you're passionate about your decision, there’s not much more he can do about it but, at the very least, use his influence in the Mafia to make sure you’re at least physically safe at all times.

Due to the fact Dazai isn’t above rubbing the fact he’s dating you in Chuuya’s face, for your brother’s sake, avoid situations where they might encounter each other. It’ll be unavoidable at times, with Dazai inviting you to places he knows Chuuya will be—and Dazai not being forthcoming to you with his reasoning for choosing those places—because he enjoys the ticked off, bothered expression Chuuya has when he sees the both of you out together, holding hands or being affectionate. 

Knowing Chuuya is less inclined to respond to confrontation with you around—clearly figuring the sight of him attempting to beat the crap out of your significant other would upset you—Dazai will be more smug than usual. 

For you, Chuuya will bear encounters with gritted teeth and obvious irritation, making sure to pull Dazai to the side before the both of you depart, muttering, "Just you wait. If you mess this up, I will get you." 

If you still insist on seeing Dazai in spite of his warnings, best believe he regularly tells you he’s willing to kick Dazai’s ass any day of the week if you request, and keeps an eye out for how things develop. If Dazai makes it clear he's serious about you, with time, Chuuya will gradually relent on his opposition, though not without a cursory threat of "Break her heart and I break every bone in your body, asshole." And he's more than willing to make good on that.

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ah I reaaaally liked the post!Thank you so muuuuch!Actually if you are comfortable to write chuuya,dazai and mori with their lovely s/o who is jealous 🥺💗

Chuuya

It didn’t matter how much he told you he loved you, how much he doted over you, how much he absolutely adored you, none of that mattered.

You trusted him with your life and your heart, and you knew he would never purposely hurt you or try to upset you. It’s not like he talked to those girls at the bar to piss you off, he didn’t exactly know how charming he was when he flashed that smile to them and they almost fell off the barstool after swooning.

Even if he didn’t know, that didn’t mean that you weren’t upset about it. Especially when the females that weren’t able to keep their hands to themselves were skimpily clad in the most revealing short dresses with a neckline so low that they might as well just be wearing a bra out in public. Sure, he’d brush their hands away or move back before they were even able to brush their heavily manicured fingers across his chest or face. It didn’t seem to make you feel any better though.

You’d stand off to the side and watch what was going on, your whole body trembling with agitation, a pang of nausea would hit every time he’d smile at them or when the girl would lean too close, her lips barely brushing against his ear. That’s when he’d excuse himself, swigging back the last of his wine before getting up, his eyes scanning the room until he found you standing against the wall next to the door.

“Are you not having fun?” He asked when he finally made it through the crowd of people standing around. You shrugged, staring down at your feet. “Do you want to go home?”

“You can stay here. I’m sure those girls at the bar are waiting for you.” Your eyes shot over to where they were sitting, staring over in yours and Chuuya’s direction.

“Them?” He looked over to them, his nose scrunching up in disgust. “They are nothing compared to you.”

“You didn’t seem to mind them trying to touch you.” You mumbled, your eyes not moving from the girls, their eyes were like daggers, thrown straight towards you.

“I guess you couldn’t hear me telling them to stop. You couldn’t hear me telling them that I have a girlfriend. You don’t need to be jealous of them, babe.” He tucked a lose strand of hair behind your ear. You bit your cheek, finally pulling your eyes away from the girls to look at him.

“I’m not jealous.” You grumbled, and he could only laugh, draping his arm over your shoulder as he lead you out the door into the busy streets of Yokohama.

“I don’t mind. You’re quite sexy when you get all worked up. I guess I’ll just have to ease your mind when we get home.”

Dazai

No matter how many times it happened, you still couldn’t keep yourself from becoming agitated when the girls around the city flocked to YOUR boyfriend. It was even worse when they seemed to completely ignore the fact that you were holding his hand, walking right next to him, they still circled around him, flourishing him with compliments of how attractive he was, how he would look great without all those clothes on, how he should come back to their place, handing him their phone numbers... they just didn’t seem to care.

He and you were strolling through the park one afternoon, it was mid-spring, finally warm enough to take walks and enjoy the sun. You were enjoying the time you had with him, you missed him terribly when he was at work, and he was finally able to spend an entire day with you. Everything was perfect, at least it was, until you heard the first shrill voice call out his name. Then, everyone came running. They broke your hold on his hand, completely blocking him from your view.

Usually you would stand around and wait for them to go away, but this was just too much. You shouldn’t have to fight for the attention of your own boyfriend, thats ridiculous. So you started walking, if he wanted to waste the one day you had together appeasing his fans than that’s up to him, but you wouldn’t let a perfect day go to waste, you can enjoy it by yourself.

You found a nice spot, it was pretty secluded, and you set your purse down on the ground and laid your head down on it, staring up at the sky where fluffy white clouds drifted by. The only sound was the slight breeze rustling the leaves of the trees and the occasional bird chirping and.... “Y/N! Sweetheart!?” Dazai.

You sat up and saw him running up the slight incline toward you. He was panting by the time he made it to where you were sitting. “I’ve been looking for you. Why did you leave me?” He said between heavy breaths.

“I didn’t want to get in the way of your fan base.” You were picking strands of grass out of the ground, wrapping them around your finger before tossing them to the side.

He sighed before plopping down on the ground next to you, grabbing your hand and placing it on his lap. “You’re upset.”

“You noticed?” You snapped. “This was supposed to be our day, Dazai.”

“It still is our day.” He ran his thumb over your knuckles, trying to calm you.

“I don’t want to share you with them.” You looked up to him, your bottom lip jutted out.

“You’re so jealous, I could just kiss you.” He gave you a cheeky smile and you rolled your eyes at him.

“I am not jealous. I just don’t like them.” You mumbled, pulling your hand out from under his.

“You’re definitely jealous.” He crooned the words, poking your cheeks as he said it.

“Shush.” You grumbled and he placed his hands on your cheeks, making you look at him. He chuckled at your annoyed look before kissing you.

“My precious little princess, what am I going to do with you?” He whispered, you felt the breath of his words against your lips.

“You could kiss me again....”

He pulled you onto his lap, his kiss was harder this time, he was all yours. If any of those girls were around right now, they wouldn’t dare to bother him.

Mori

The moon sat high in the sky, illuminating the city below. It was a perfect night, one that was supposed to be spent out at dinner with Mori. Instead you were in his office, babysitting Elise. He was out with a client, a beautiful young woman with long blonde hair that ran down her back in gorgeous waves. She always wore pencil skirts that accentuated her slender long legs. She made you so self conscious, and he had been spending a lot of time with her recently, always leaving you at headquarters too late, you were asleep by the time he came back.

“Y/N you’re not playing right!” Elises shrill voice pulled you from your self deprecating thoughts. You shook your head and put on a fake smile for her.

“Sorry Elise, alright, do it again.” You were playing charades, and she was obviously acting like a ballerina, but she hated when you answered right on the first try so you threw out random wrong answers just to keep her happy.

The large office door swung open and Mori walked in, a wide smile on his face when he saw his two favorite girls getting along. “Look at this beautiful ballerina!” He called out and Elise ran to his open arms.

“How was your meeting?” You asked and he looked so smug, you hated that you didn’t know what was going on.

“It went great, the client is satisfied and my work is done.” He said, holding Elises hand as he walked toward you. “How was your evening with my dear Elise?”

“It was great, Elise is satisfied and my work is done.” You mocked him, his eyes glinted with a hint of anger at your tone. You pushed yourself up off the floor and grabbed your bag off his desk. “I’ll be heading out now. Goodnight Elise. Mori.” You nodded in his direction, making your way to the door.

He grabbed your arm and pulled you back to him, his grip was tight, but not painful. “Is there a problem?” He asked, his voice low and slightly menacing. It sent a shiver through your body. You never understood why people were scared of him, but now you could see it.

“No. I just want to go home.” You muttered, and he pulled you against him, his hand holding your head against his chest.

“I don’t like lying, dear. You know that.” The words were spoken through his teeth. He didn’t like when you wasted his time over stupid little things.

“Your client....”

“Yes, what about her?” His teeth were unclenched but you could still hear the agitation in his voice.

“She’s so pretty and you spend so much time with her and what if you like her more than me because she’s prettier than me and I’m just me and boring and not perfect like she is.” The words ran out of your mouth like a waterfall. He took a step back so he could look at you, holding you at arms length. He was shaking his head, a low chuckle escaped his lips.

“My jealous kitten, you make me feel so special that you’d get upset about such minuscule things. You have no reason though. You’re my only girl.” He said, running his hands up and down your arms.

“HEEEEEY!” Elises voice rang through the room and Mori turned to look at her sheepishly.

“I’m sorry Elise, dear. You’re my girl too.” She huffed and went back to drawing. He sighed and turned back to face you, his smile was warmer now, it reached his eyes. “But you, you’ll always be my girl. Always.”