#Chad Stewart

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The Newlydeads December 20, 2003

[rock-and-roll-hell]

Not KIϟϟ related but..

I saw Faster Pussycat last night (I was literally at the front) and met Slim Tender (literally the only reason I wanted to go)! I met Tender, Sam, Chad and Mihailo and got them to autograph the setlist that Mihailo gave me.

I also got Tender a shot of jager because he really wanted one lol. He gave my sister one of his picks and told her to keep playing bass. And said he couldn't decide whose hair is more outrageous, my hair or my sisters (mine being orange and hers being purple).

Sam when he signed the setlist used my sisters back lol. He was adorable. It was also adorable at before FP came on because he played a song with the opener and left his glasses on stage so he had to run back out and get them. He also gave me 2 picks

Chad saw my kiss shirt and said he loved it and when we were getting a photo he said 'obviously I have to do the Gene Simmons tongue"

Mihailo (the new guitarist) was super sweet. And extremely tall. He was going to give me a pick after the show but he didnt have one on him and thought I wouldn't want it anyways because they arent personal picks like sams

This was my first concert since 2019 and, while I'm not a huge fan of FP, it was such a great show.

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you ever look at your celebrity crush and it physically hurts knowing you will never find someone like them?

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Daughters

directed by Natalie Rae and Angela Patton, 2024

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Carros que estão no jogo Nascar 2000 e também Nascar Rumble (Playstation 1) (Parte 1)

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The Cast of 911: LONE STAR on the set of S4 E18 - "In Sickness and In Health"

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s t a r t r e k t h e n e x t g e n e r a t i o n created by gene roddenberry [suddenly human, s4ep4]

'I notice you haven't taken off your gloves.' - picard

'Not here. So that I don't have to touch an alien.' - jono

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Luke Stewart Silt Trio — Unknown Rivers (Pi Recordings)

Photo by Paul Lucerne

There’s a great moment about two-thirds of the way through “Dudu,” the longest track on the third release by the Silt Trio, when bassist and leader Luke Stewart switches from arco to pizzicato, destabilizing Brian Settles’s knotty tenor line before the trio finds a new center of gravity and then transitions seamlessly to the title tune that brings the set to an energetic close. This is improvised music as a high-wire act — in this case, before a live audience — and it’s thrilling. Unknown Rivers is full of moments like this that make clear that the trio is much more than a side project by one of the most in-demand jazz musicians on the scene today.

The album is split between the second half recorded live in Detroit and the first half recorded in the studio. Despite the different recording contexts and the fact that Trae Crudup plays drums on the studio tracks and Chad Taylor plays drums on the live tracks, Unknown Rivers is cohesive and a worthy successor to 2022’s excellent The Bottom, joining together the versions of the trio that appeared on that recording (with Taylor) and the debut (with Crudup).

The opening track in this set, “Seek Whence,” kicks things off with a loping funk groove and the trio also brings the funk on “The Slip,” with both tracks building to compelling riffs. The joyful “Baba Doo Ray” and more brooding “You See?” are propelled by Crudup’s incredibly nimble rolls and cymbal work and Stewart’s frequent doubling of Settles’s lines, with the latter track ending in an ecstatic free-for-all.

The first of the live tracks, “Amilcar,” opens with an extended solo by Taylor, whom Stewart joins to the crowd’s approval (the crowd noise is otherwise unheard on these tracks) and then Settles methodically establishes a presence with lines that buzz like excited bees and then stretch out and Stewart turns in an inventive solo. The three live tracks form a kind of suite, with no breaks in between, marked by Stewart’s aforementioned shift between arco and pizzicato. The funk returns in the final track with Settles contributing long blasts and fierce squalls over the tight texture provided by Stewart and Taylor.

Amid all that Luke Stewart has going on (Irreversible Entanglements, the Exposure and Remembrance Quintets, Heart of the Ghost …), this trio stands out for its embrace of the groove and tunefulness amid the improvisation. Crudup and Taylor are distinctive players and both versions of the trio are equally compelling — and raise the intriguing possibility of what might happen if the band were to take the form of a two-drummer lineup a la the Sons of Kemet. Settles, who sometimes here reminds me of Sam Rivers’ trios, seems to know instinctively when to hold back and when to unleash his powers. Over all, Unknown Rivers is a major achievement and a blast to listen to.

Jim Marks

[dorizardthewizard]

HSM (2006) rewatch pt 9

9: Who’s Michael Crawford?

Guys I think Chad might not like women

Jokes aside, him complaining about Gabriella "casting a spell" on Troy and then reminding Troy he’s his most loyal best friend – like, why emphasise loyal? You scared someone’s taking your place hm 🤨? So far in this movie Chad has called two things frightening - theatre and all its unmanly implications, and the "female mind". Makes ya think.

Okokok I know it's just a "haha women amirite" jock moment but I find it more entertaining to interpret his actions as him having a crush on Troy that even he doesn't realise. That legendary requiem for Chad x Ryan video essay does it more justice it's hilarious

Also the spirit of my old eng lit teacher possessed me and needs you all to know that Chad calls Gabriella an "elevated IQ temptress" and earlier in the cafeteria he rags on Troy for auditioning for a "heinous" musical. This is rather dramatic language, which contrasts his jock bro personality. Moving on.

Chad carrying his basketball around everywhere is funny but it makes for good symbolism whenever he tries to give it to Troy and bring him over to the side of basketball, heteronormativity and conventional gender roles

Chad: So my point is, if you play basketball, you're gonna end up on the cereal box. Chad: If you sing in musicals, you're gonna end up in my mom's refrigerator Troy: Why would she put his picture in her refrigerator?

"You're gonna end up in my mom's refrigerator" is hilarious out of context. Respect to Chad’s mum even though I’ve never seen Phantom of the Opera, Troy is so baffled hahaha

Wait wouldn’t he know this already? I feel like with being childhood best friends he’d had seen the inside of their fridge by now, unless she recently put it in

But lowkey I understand how a teenage boy would be so put off by musicals after that, I used to be OBSESSED with Lion King like it was my personality from year 3 to 7, so my brother got sick of it and hated the movies so much. Fate paid a cruel trick on him when his class did a unit on The Lion King AND THEY EVEN WENT TO WATCH IT IN WEST END. I WAS SO JEALOUS AND HE WAS HAVING SUCH A SHIT TIME

Chad if you really need Troy to be there THAT MUCH for you guys to focus on the game then maybe you’re not a great team or athletes? Honestly at this point Chad being annoyed that Troy is spending more time with someone else is starting to make more sense as a motivation

Also homeboy might want to focus on his studies a little, Troy's buckling down in the library but Chad's still carrying nothing but his basketball <3

[one-teenage-mess]

Descendants characters as The Marauders

In order of appearance, left to right:

The Marauders

Mary and Lily

Peter, Sirius, Marlene and Snape

Remus, James and idk maybe young Tonks

Evan, Regulus and Barty

Sirius in dog form

Bonus: I also had Audrey as Voldemort but she's not in Descendants 2 so I don't have a picture atm

(I know this is not nearly as good as my Hamilton one especially because the ships don't even remotely match but I felt like trying)

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it is in no way Kenny Ortega who is keeping this from happening. it's more like the "Networks let Kenny have the creative freedom he wants to have the representation the audience deserves collection"

as far back as HSM, Disney censored Ryan who Kenny wanted to be canonically gay and not just queer coded. but he took what he was given and ran with it. there is literally no explanation besides queer coding for Ryan and Chad swapping clothes for a throw away scene after I Don't Dance. he has done interviews about working with the actor to queercode him.

Disney again limited him to queer coding in the descendants movie. and there are legitimate moments of active coding for Evie, Mal, Uma, Harry, and probably others I'm forgetting. Not to mention the Harry and Gil kiss in Descendants 2 that Disney cut and then tried to sweep under the rug. Disney still won't acknowledge that even after both actors leaked pictures of the scene.

and JATP was cancelled by Netflix before Booboo's character really got to develop the relationship he had. they had just started to sort of date when the band was cursed at the end of the season and it makes sense for their character arcs that we hadn't seen them kiss yet. they likely would have early in the second season and it would have worked very well narratively. but it was cancelled

Kenny Ortega is one of my favorite directors in large part because of how masterful he is a coding queerness into his movies when he is told he can't have any. all of his works have at least a little bit of coding and it is clearly intentional. do you really think anyone who would direct the Rocky Horror Picture Show reboot would purposely make his movies straight washed?

The Descendants Trilogy and Julie And The Phantoms

Or as I like to call them -

the “Kenny Ortega, For The Love Of God, Just Let Booboo Stewart Kiss A Man” collection

[badmovieihave]

Bad movie I have Mysterious Island 2005

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if forced to recast jarpad, who would you pick for the role of sam winchester? alternatively, who would you cast for sam in the HBO version of supernatural?

this is a thought exercise not a comment on anyone’s acting talents okay DO NOT COME FOR ME. check out the jackles/misha recast polls too

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CLOSED! Preliminary Hot Vintage TV Men List

Alright folks! We have one week left on submissions for the Hot Vintage TV Men's Bracket! As promised here is a list of all the Hot Vintage TV Men who have been submitted and passed our preliminary eligibility checks. There are a handful of guys on this list and one or two not on it that we are currently still debating on so reminder that this list is not final and subject to change.

Currently we have 231 Hot Vintage TV Men!

Also in advance of the competition I'd like to remind anyone submitting propaganda for someone that starred in a show that aired only partially during our timeframe or was under 18 for a part of a shows filming, to please make sure you are only submitting propaganda that is from within our timeframe and when the actor was 18 years or older. This is also just good to keep in mind in general as several people submitted actors for shows that aren't eligible for our tournament either because it was outside our time period or in one case the actor was underaged for the entirety of the show (though many were eligible for other shows they were submitted for). We do our best to screen for these things but sometimes it's hard to tell or it’s a show we don't personally know well enough so we appreciate help from y'all letting us know if you do catch anything.

List below the cut

Preliminary Hot Vintage TV Men List

Dick Van Dyke

Alan Alda

Hugh Laurie

Peter Falk

Adam West

Donnie Wahlberg

Kevin McDonald

Scott Thompson

David Duchovny

Henry Winkler

Leonard Nimoy

Scott Bakula

James Garner

Tom Selleck

Dave Foley

John Astin

Joe Lando

Patrick Troughton

William Shatner

DeForest Kelley

Michael Ontkean

Russell Johnson

Kyle MacLachlan

Bruce McCulloch

William Hopper

George Clooney

Jeffrey Combs

Michael Horse

Mark McKinney

Jensen Ackles

Alejandro Rey

Mitch Pileggi

David Cassidy

Jeremy Brett

Anthony Head

George Takei

David Selby

Rod Serling

Paul Gross

Desi Arnaz

Tom Baker

Richard Dean Anderson

David Keith McCallum

Richard Chamberlain

Charles Shaughnessy

David James Elliot

Vincent Van Patten

Darren E. Burrows

David Hyde Pierce

Randolph Mantooth

Ricardo Montalban

Gene Anthony Ray

William Hartnell

Patrick McGoohan

René Auberjonois

Alexander Siddig

Reece Shearsmith

Michael T. Weiss

William Shockley

Spencer Rochfort

Danny John-Jules

David Hasselhoff

Conner Trinneer

Patrick Stewart

Jonathan Frakes

Paolo Montalban

Scott Patterson

Armin Shimerman

Anthony Andrews

David Schwimmer

Blair Underwood

Sylvester McCoy

Andrew Robinson

Pierce Brosnan

Thorsten Kaye

Anthony Starke

Darren McGavin

Clint Eastwood

Joseph Marcell

Michael Vartan

Richard Ayoade

George Maharis

Michael J. Fox

Dwayne Hickman

John de Lancie

Andre Braugher

Robert Carlyle

Dean Stockwell

Matthew Perry

Robert Fuller

Michael Hurst

Dana Ashbrook

Jonathan Frid

Dirk Benedict

Martin Milner

Demond Wilson

Robert Conrad

Telly Savalas

Peter Davison

Michael Praed

Jason Bateman

David Tennant

Brian Blessed

Miguel Ferrer

Micky Dolenz

Wayne Rogers

Mike Farrell

Michael Dorn

Cesar Romero

Eddie Albert

Nate Richert

Nicholas Lea

Brent Spiner

Dick Gautier

John Corbett

Jeremy Irons

David Suchet

Raymond Burr

LeVar Burton

David Wenham

Clint Walker

Larry Hagman

John Goodman

Matt LeBlanc

Tom Smothers

Erik Estrada

Jeremy Sisto

Colm Meaney

Stephen Fry

Ted Bessell

Ron Perlman

Luke Halpin

Ted Cassidy

Kevin Sorbo

John Cleese

Colin Firth

Colin Baker

Fred Rogers

Ben Browder

Keir Dullea

Randy Boone

Kent McCord

Jimmy Smits

Mark Lenard

Jon Pertwee

Fred Grandy

Mark Hamill

Ted Danson

Adam Brody

Noah Wiley

Eric Close

Lee Majors

Jamie Farr

Tony Danza

Kabir Bedi

Seth Green

Rik Mayall

Hal Linden

Diego Luna

Peter Tork

Sean Bean

Sam Neill

Eric Idle

Ted Lange

John Shea

Ron Glass

Tony Dow

Mr. T

John Hurt

Avery Brooks 

Billy Dee Williams 

James Marsters 

Robert Vaughn 

Kevin Smith 

Davy Jones 

Luke Perry 

Robert Duncan McNeill 

Simon MacCorkindale 

Keith Hamilton Cobb 

Chad Michael Murray 

James Earl Jones 

Bruce Boxleitner 

Timothy Olyphant 

Andreas Katsulas 

Valentine Pelka 

Peter Wingfield 

Sebastian Cabot 

Michael Nesmith 

Timothy Dalton 

Michael Shanks 

Joshua Jackson 

Michael O’Hare 

Robert Beltran 

Simon Williams 

Paul Johannson 

Daniel Dae Kim 

David Boreanaz 

Boris Karloff 

Robert Wagner 

Brandon Quinn  

Walter Koenig 

Richard Hatch 

Christian Kane  

Francis Capra  

Nathan Fillion 

John Forsythe 

Patrick Duffy 

Tony Shalhoub 

Ioan Gruffudd 

Garrett Wang  

Joe Flanigan  

Rider Strong  

Michael Tylo 

Bruce Willis 

Skeet Ulrich  

Jeff Conaway 

Paul McGann 

Scott Cohen 

Mario Lopez  

Martin Kove 

John Stamos 

Judd Hirsch 

Johnny Depp 

Tom Welling 

Matt Bomer 

Grant show 

David Soul  

Bob Crane  

Tim Russ 

Rob Lowe 

Neil Patrick Harris 

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Also why is Chad lily white and blonde when Ella is African American and blue haired, Kit is Filipino and dark haired, and Chloe is Afro-latina and blue haired? Make it make sense. Come on, Disney!

Right? I think they originally based him on the animated Cinderella, who was white with blonde hair and blue eyes, and then decided to add Brandy and her Charming later for diversity and nostalgia. And then Chloe... I'm pretty sure Malia is half white half Black, not half white half Filipino (I can't confirm this but I'm going based off her looks.) So neither of the children are racially accurate. I wonder if maybe they cast Malia as Chloe before they cast Cinderella and Charming and decided to make her mother Black to explain her being half Black, and then just kept the Charming from Brandy's movie because it was easy?

Or, like they did when the cast and Indigenous/Asian actor (Booboo Stewart) to play an Arabian character, they just didn't care about accuracy and racial continuity at all. That's probably it.