#CatSized

[filez34]

y/n criptid/demigod/idea au? it's a mimic who feeds on energy and it came to pizzaplex cause the place has lots of it and it was starving opldj;aslkdj;

[sunderedazem]

Coruscant

[sunatsubu]

some random space magic shenanigans happen (...or i just wanted an excuse to draw actually catsized zeb)

[shit-ultrakill-imagines]

imagine seeing an itty-bitty earth mover, like catsized so you pspsps at it and it shoots a laser at you and you die

yay

[organizedchaotics]

echhhh finally did da meme wahoooo Saw someone say scugs are catsized

[ask-paco]

Meow meow Meow meow Meow meow Meow meow Meow meow Meow meow Meow meowMeow meow -Wild Catsize

Damn furries at my doorstep again smh SHOO SHOO GO EAT SOMEONE ELSE’S TRASH

[telnaga]

walkin thru the woods, theres the movement and rustling of something catsize ducking down in the brush. so i really quietly carefully look down in there (pretty sparse brush) and see the beautiful speckled brown coat of some kind of Mammalian a bit larger than a squirrel with a short (6 inchish?) tail. just ducked down there, frozen. you cant tell im real i stopped moving. go away

[coolerdracula]

if you have a tractor supply co or a rural king anywhere near you they probably sell live traps, which would be usable on cats as theyre typically for catsized animals like raccoons and opossums 👍

ooohh tysm! there's a tractor supply close to me, I'll definitely check if they carry traps :]

[prilita]

Woagh it's a catsized dog underwater!!

[vinilsoup]

why arent bees catsized i want to pet one so bad theyre babieis

[samoyeds-overload]

Catsize

[topwebstore]

Meet Three Cat-Sized Mammals That Survived After Dinosaurs Died

Meet Three Cat-Sized Mammals That Survived After Dinosaurs Died

Palaeontologists have found fossilised teeth and jaws of three hitherto unrecognised mammals — Conacodon hettingeri, Miniconus jeanninae, Beornus honeyi — in the Great Divide Basin of Wyoming. The fossils suggest that these mammals were not bigger than a giant rodent or a small-sized cat and thrived during the early Puercan age, within almost 328,000 years after the dinosaurs disappeared. They…

[beachesgetpeaches]

I am currently dangling a treat in front of my cat as she runs in a catsized hamster wheel so we may generate enough electricity for me to reblog this post and add my commentary

this tweet made me want to NOT have a phone so I didn't have to read this

[dawnfacts-blog]

Cats Cast Will Be Cat-Sized in Feline Movie Musical Universal showed an early look at Cats during CinemaCon, which makes the film seem strange.

[sleepygaymerdisease]

its very sad to me that "[fictional characters i like] as [animals]" fan art is ruined for me forever 😔

[smolcinnamonchipmunk]

Post-Animal Incident Headcanons:

(This isn't in any particular order other than which one's were easiest to think of and jot down.)

Beelzebub:

- Prefers MC at about a foot tall, which would be impossible for a normal human to consume but he is a demon

- It's a large enough size to make him feel incredibly full but not large enough to be *super* uncomfortable for MC

- It's also small enough that he can hide any distended with an oversized shirt or a hoodie. The brothers know when he's eaten MC though, mostly because he doesn't constantly eat while they're inside

- Always tries to ask for consent, but once the option to eat them safely is found out there's always the chance that MC can find themselves devoured in a hunger-fueled rage

- Is the one to eat them almost the most often

Belphegor:

- Prefers MC at full size for maximum cuddles

- Otherwise, about half-size so he can hold them like a living teddy bear while he sleeps

- If he eats them, he prefers them at about 6 inches

- It's a size that fills his stomach but doesn't make him feel overly full or leave his abdomen distended

- Because of his connection with Beel, he's able to immediately tell if Beel eats MC because the second-hand hunger and cravings kind of fade

- But, Beel also knows when he eats MC

Asmodeous:

- Doesn't really eat MC

- Likes MC doll-sized for 'tiny fashion shows' and thinks that having a tiny human is just an 'adorable fashion statement'

- Doesn't realize how degrading it all sounds until MC tells him, then immediately apologizes and says that he just likes more ways to love them

- Likes to have little spa days with MC when they're small (as well as normal), and they can make more intricate designs on his nails if he gets them to agree with it

- MC knows when he's going to eat them because he loves the 'so cute I could eat you up' shtick

- If he does eat them, he has them at about three inches tall

Levi:

- If he finds out one of his brothers ate MC, he becomes envious and will declare it not fair that he didn't get a chance to eat them

- Usually able to be calmed with some normal hangout time, but sometimes he'll throw a fit and either be cowed by the pact or be able to get his chance to eat them depending on MC's mood and schedule

- Otherwise, Levi and MC have gotten into tabletop games where MC acts as their own pawn/character

- Most of the times that Levi eats MC, it's from playing DnD oneshots or something where he'll play the big bad and eat them if they lose

- Likes MC at around 4-5 inches tall when he eats them

Mammon:

- Absolutely eats MC the most

- Thinks he has special privileges because not only was he their first pact, he was their first predator

- Like Levi, he can get pretty possessive and is even more indignant about others eating MC

- Tries to bribe MC into letting him eat them sometimes

- If a lesser demon looks at MC too much or with too much hunger, he has on at least one occasion pulled them aside after class and eaten them for the school day to prove that he is the best and only predator for MC

- Eats MC at around three inches as well

- Has been berated for eating MC so much that they miss notes and homework

Satan:

- When hanging out, MC will sometimes be catsized while Satan is reading, both of them just sort of chilling

- Satan has more self-control than most of his brothers and doesn't eat MC or mess with their size that much since he prefers to just spend quiet, quality time with them

- If he eats them, it's usually around 4 inches tall and he'll just continue reading while content that MC is safe and sound inside of him

Lucifer:

- Obviously has the most self-control and takes pride in it

- Unlike the others, most of the time he eats MC is as a punishment, so they tend to correlate it with negative connotations when called to his office

- Occasionally, he becomes so busy that he forgets to eat and while he usually just has one of his brothers or MC bring something to his office, if it's a point in the night where he doesn't want anything made in the kitchen (like after being cleaned for the night) then he'll 'inquire' about if MC would let him eat them temporarily

- Tries to give some kind of compensation in the form of a favor down the line if he doesn't have a suggestion on hand

- Like MC at around three inches when eaten