#Car salesman

[one-time-i-dreamt]

I drew a picture of a random car salesman and handsome Squidward in a banana costume making out.

[bigcollections]

CARSALESMENİNFO - GOLD

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Car salesman: *slaps Rocket's shoulder*

This bad boy can fit so much fucking trauma

[reginalusus]

Just some Big Shot Era Spam I doodled tonight. <3

[lost-carcosa]

Front page of the Daily Star, 31 January 2024.

Love that opening line - "Totally sane techno boffin-cum-car salesman Elon Musk"

Although I would probably dispute the term 'techno boffin'. I doubt he knows a single fucking thing about the neuralink chip.

[jhsharman]

"CARtastrophe"

[notsocheezy]

Brain Curd #201

Brain Curds are lightly edited daily writing - usually flash fiction and sometimes terrible on purpose.

“See that? That’s a real nice one. A Ford Focus. These are super reliable,” said the husband to his wife, entirely pretending to have any car knowledge whatsoever. “Then again, you can’t go wrong with the Nissan Pathfinder, either.”

“Uh-huh,” nodded the wife, not really paying attention to him, staring at a bright pink coupe over on the opposite side of the lot. “Maybe we should look around some more?”

“What, do you really want to spend all day on a used car lot?”

“I sure do!” Said a voice leaning on the car behind the husband, who jumped out of his skin to get away.

“What the hell, man! Don’t sneak up on a guy like that!”

“Sorry, I’ve been told I’m a quiet walker.” The salesman straightened his tie and stuck out his hand. “Nice to meet ya, folks, the name’s Chuck Stickshift! What can I do to get you inside one of these fine automobiles today?”

“Uh…” The husband shook Stickshift’s hand. “Well, we’re looking to buy a car, so…”

“That’s great!” Chuck pulled the husband in close. “I’ve got a wonderful selection of fine vehicles to show you! And may I say sir, you smell fantastic!”

“We’d love to see more of your selection!” The wife beamed.

“I don’t know about that,” said the husband. “I really think the Ford…”

“Not to worry, sir, I won’t let you down! The nicest vehicle we have is this beautiful Porche right here.”

The wife caressed the car’s curves with her fingertips, marveling at the lustrous pearlescent paint job. “We should at least take a test drive, honey. It wouldn’t be right to make a rash decision.”

“Couldn’t agree more, dollface!” The salesman smiled wide, his mouth open and teeth showing. It was transparently fabricated, but undeniably charming. He pulled the husband off to the side. “Sir, I’d like to offer you a discount on this fine car.”

“But -”

“Shh, shhh,” Stickshift put his finger to the man’s lips. “Not a word while I admire your eyes.”

“Huh?”

“Here’s what I’d like to offer you. It’s the best I’m authorized to give you, but you both seem like such nice people that I figure we should skip the theatrics of negotiation.”

“Uh… alright?”

“Here’s what I’d like to do for you, friend: I’d like to suck your cock.”

“What?”

“And your wife’s cock, should she have one. Do we have a deal?”

The husband felt a sensation much like having to sneeze but not being able to, except it was in the speech processing center of his brain. “I’m sorry, I think there may be a misunderstanding. We’re here to buy a car?”

“Oh, that?” He chuckled and waved it away. “You can have the car. I don’t care about the car. What you gotta understand about me is that I really love cock. Can’t get enough.”

“You do work here, right?”

Chuck snorted. “This guy thinks I don’t work here!” He said to no one. “Of course I work here, pal, I own the place. Do you think I get the big bucks by standing around all day at some random used car lot?”

“Mr. Stickshift!” The wife called out. “May I see inside?”

“Certainly!” He pulled a twelve-ounce keyring from a carabiner on his belt and tossed it her way. She caught it like a pro baseball player.

“I’m confused…” The husband said, exasperated. “You want to give this car to us for free? What’s wrong with it?”

“Nothing’s wrong with it!” Chuck patted him on the chest. “That is, nothing’s wrong with it yet. After the test drive, hey, who knows!” He chuckled. “But it wouldn’t be anything a good detail in the back seat wouldn’t clean up, eh?” He elbowed him.

The husband tittered through an awkward smile.

Please comment, reblog, like, and follow if you enjoyed- I'd love to know what you think! See you again tomorrow for this story's arousing conclusion!

[daily-spanish-word]

prison, jail la cárcel

Remember: to incarcerate somebody.

A carrel: a personal study desk,.. or cell in a cloister.

I was in jail once. All the other inmates were car salesmen. No surprise there.

She visited her husband in prison. Ella visitó a su marido en la cárcel.

Picture by StockMonkeys.com

[tomoleary]

Ray Rohn (1888-1935) “Car Salesman” Original Water on Board Comic Illustration, circa 1920

Source

[humbug-demartino]

"Partner's Complaint" [S4 Ep01]

[fieriframes]

[FROM HIS MOM. THE ENTHUSIASM THAT JOSE HAS JUST COMES RIGHT THROUGH ON THE FOOD. ALWAYS HIT OR MISS, SO TAKE YOUR AIM. AND YOU CAME FROM THE BACKGROUND OF... BEFORE THIS, I HAD AN USED CAR LOT. YOU WERE A USED CAR SALESMAN? YES.]

[gimmemore75]

This reminds me of the time we, my mom, my brothers, and I, were at the car dealership. Once she found a car that was within her range and one she liked, she tried to get it. But the salesman was trying to get her to get this soccer mom type car because of her 3 kids. She kept giving excuses, answering questions. I was bored, hungry, and ready to leave. My brothers used all of my phone battery and started to fall asleep. I wasn't staying there longer than I had to be. So I interrupted with, "Why do you keep doing that?"

Salesman: "Doing what?"

Me: "Keep trying to tell Mommy what she wants. She knows what she wants. She doesn't want the car you keep talking about."

Salesman: "But maybe she doesn't know how great this-"

Me: "Mommy only wants this car."

Salesman: "Yes, but-"

Me: "No buts. She ONLY WANTS THE CAR SHE SAID."

We walked out with the car my mom wanted. My mom tried to apologize to the guy but found it hilarious that he was getting blocked by a 6th grader. She didn't want to be rude but dangit Mommy, sometimes you have to be. That guy was a parasite.

Ive said this before but swear the biggest skill to learn as an adult is how to resist high-pressure sales tactics. You do NOT have to answer questions with anything other than "Sorry I'm not interested." No matter how nice they are or no matter how many follow up questions they ask or even how agitated they get when you stand your ground. Just keep saying I'm not interested. Don't answer their questions. Don't give them an opening to try to push back on your reasons. Be a fucking brick wall of I'm not interested.

[wolfspaw]

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The Car Salesman

[if-you-fan-a-fire]

"Dealer Admits Cheating Try," Windsor Star. June 24, 1943. Page 15. ---- Gets Two Years in Case Which Involves Mayor of Sydney, N.S. ---- SYDNEY, N.S., June 24. - Nathan Siegel, automobile dealer of nearby Glace Bay, pleaded guilty in supreme court Wednesday to attempting to ob- tain $300 by false pretences from the New England Fire Insurance Company of Montreal.

Mr. Justice M. B. Archibald sentenced Siegel to two years in penitentiary. the term to run concurrently with two-year sentences for forgery and fraud imposed last February. All three charges, arose out of allegedly fradulent automobile insurance deals.

On the count to which he pleaded guilty Wednesday, Siegel was charged jointly with Mayor D. J. MacLean of Sydney. The presiding judge on Tuesday ordered the cases traversed to the October sitting of the court, but Siegel decided overnight to enter the guilty plea.

Of six persons originally charged here last winter in connection with alleged insurance frauds, the only one still awaiting trial is Mayor MacLean. He is charged with attempting to obtain $300 by false pretences and also with attempting to obtain $688 by false pretences from another insurance company. He was acquitted last week of two other counts. All the others except Siegel have been acquitted.

[lost-carcosa]

elon musk is not playing four dimensional chess.

He’s playing tic-tac-toe. Against himself. And losing.