#Car fucker

[oodlesodoodles]

[pooksbedamned]

Is this a meet cute idea? You are at a stop light. Someone runs into the back of your BMW

you both get out to see the damage and the bussy is still wobbling

You both laugh

Your eyes lock

BMW's concept car: give it a cartussy and a gear shift that looks like a clit. men aren't gonna know how to drive this thing

[reclezon]

Car fuckers probably really like that Honda Oddussy

[lostvoidedsignal]

I have a movie suggestion for all my fellow mechanophiles. I present to you, Christine

[pangur-and-grim]

cars need to stop testing me. I have no problem with kicking a car. I love kicking a car. if you honk at me for walking too slowly across an intersection, I will kick your car. please instigate something because I have so much stress that could be relieved by kicking your car with my fragile meat legs

[onnahu]

Bats on the road

Clark: Bruce that's illegal!

Bruce: there's no one else on the road, what do you want?

Hal: how is it that he doesn't have powers and yet drive like a suicidal maniac!

Oliver: Well bold of you to assume he's not a suicidal maniac.

Diana: that was reassuring.

Donna: oh for the love of gods, Grayson, stop that!

Dick *sprawled over 3 different titans eating the batburger and making a mess*: stop what?

Titans: Ughhhh...

Dinah: i'm gonna puke. If you don't stop this,i'm gonna puke right on your lap and i won't even apologise because it'll be your fault.

Barbara:

Barbara: you know what? Fuck you too. And i can puke on call, so don't think i won't get back.

Barbara: *speeds up on a switchback*

Jason: you stupid bitch, don't you see we have right of way?!?!

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Jason: we're on a fucking highway! Stop driving like you're next to a kindergarden, you fucker!

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Jason: what a dick! We should just hit him. This baby can take that!

Artemis: SHUT THE FUCK UP!

Roy: i hate to do that, but I agree with her

Tim: oh my god it's a... (insert a rant about a very specific model of a car that Tim dreamed of having as a 13 years old)

Bart: ...what?

Cassie: yeah, i have no idea what's going on too, buddy...

[lindafletcher2001]

I want a bright red ferrari revving it’s engine, spilling oil, and leaving skidmarks all over my tight muffler

Training with Siddeley

[peoplesprincessgeorge]

max + daniel = maxiel + txt posts = true

[deanscutiepiesam]

I feel like Sam being turned into the Impala in Changing Channels was Dean's top two wet dreams coming true at once.

[carfucker9000]

CAR FUCKER 9000

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Special Tags:

#non objects -> non-photo posts!

#aint even gonna try to classify that thang. -> unidentified vehicles or objects

[baronessblixen]

it is the pilots birthday !!! 🤍🌸🎉

It is! Can't believe it's been 31 years.

[britney-rosberg06]

logan is serving little brother this ep like he clocked Alex immediately with a bitchy “i don’t think so! why would you survive the longest” then doing the Whole World a favor by revealing Alex’s crush on Sally from Cars

[ef-1]

View Suspended II by Dutch artist Paul Veroude

View Suspended is an art installation by Paul Veroude in which a Mercedes F1 car was 'exploded' into 3,200 parts, each part suspended by string tethered to the ceiling of Mercedes-Benz World's F1 exhibition in Surrey, UK.

[oscarcito]

why are they making vaguely sexual tweets about the car

[animentality]

if you're not going to be riding a horse, you shouldn't be wearing PANTS. take them off right now.

[raapija]

Fernando in a romantic mood... was this whole car just a wedding anniversary gift from Lance to him ??? More likely than not