#Captain Kirk Fanfiction

[asgards-princess-of-mischief]

Last Updated: 2024-02-02

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Legend: 〔E〕 ⇢ Erotic/Steamy | 〔F〕 ⇢ Fluff | 〔A〕 ⇢ Angst/Hurt 〔M〕 ⇢ Minor Angst/Hurt | 〔C〕 ⇢ Comfort | ♥︎ ⇢ Established Relationship | 𑁍 ⇢ Pregnancy/Children | 🚫 ⇢ Content Warning

✵ 7 Minutes in Turbolift Heaven by imamotherfuckingstar-lord • 18+ • 〔F〕 •

Summary: As a translator on the Enterprise you love your job, you do; unfortunately your Captain can't help but be a pain in the ass. You and Jim walk the fine line between love and hate, always bickering, always getting under each other's skin, and everyone's noticed…

✵ Blankets of Fortitude by kaitymccoy123 • 〔F〕 • ♥︎ •

Summary: "…[Jim's] been working very hard for the last few weeks, so you decide to surprise him with a gift (may or may not be a blanket fort)."

✵ Bridge, the by imagines-for-the-fangirls-soul • 〔F〕 • ♥︎ •

Summary: You and Jim celebrate your anniversary on the bridge of the enterprise.

✵ First Sign of Trouble by kaitymccoy123 • 〔F᜶M〕 • ♥︎ •

Summary: "You both are badasses, and you save lives, though you need a little help to save your own."

✵ Girl Friend, the by thatfanficstuff • 〔A〕 •

Summary: "You [and Jim] did everything together from nearly getting yourselves killed joyriding in a certain car to Starfleet to the Enterprise. You were also there for every girlfriend, every broken heart and every one-night stand. Well, not actually there, that would be awkward. But you did learn from an early age not to befriend any of Jim's women. They either came crying to you when the relationship reached its inevitable end or blamed you for the break up."

✵ I'm Here by writingwithadinosaur • 〔F᜶A〕 • ♥︎ •

Summary: "You are captured with the others [by] Krall and his men. You are injured badly, but your knight in shining armor comes riding in on a… motorcycle?"

✵ Jukebox Love by ladyideal • 〔F〕 • ♥︎ •

Summary: "You finished the last of the negotiations on a foreign planet. Ending the night, Jim promised you a day out to explore the city... Finding an antique store, you found a still working mini jukebox on sale. It didn't take long for Jim to buy it for you, and he realized that all he needed was you by his side."

✵ Like Air by annathewitch • 16+ • 〔A᜶C〕 • ♥︎ •

Summary: "You're trying to forget about your relationship problems by drowning your sorrows, when a Starfleet Captain appears."

✵ Lonely by grandtheftstarship • 〔A〕 •

Summary: "Jim's constant playing starts to get the best of you."

✵ Losing Sleep Over You by octopodeez • 〔F〕 •

Summary: {…}

✵ Of the Expanse of Outer Space by pendragonfics • 〔F〕 • ♥︎ •

Summary: "Laying in bed, [you think] over the times [you] spent with Jim in Starfleet."

✵ Spock's Little Sister | Prt. II by rreader • 〔F〕 •

Summary: "What were the odds of [you,] the one girl on campus [Jim] was genuinely interested in, being the sister of the [person] he despised…?"

✵ Studying by imagines-for-the-fangirls-soul • 16+ • 〔F〕 • ♥︎ •

Summary: Jim helps you study for an upcoming for an upcoming exam.

✵ Trouble by thatfanficstuff • 〔F᜶A〕 •

Summary: {…}

✵ A Date by starfleetimagine • 〔F〕 •

✵ Best Places in the Galaxy, the by curiouser--and--curiouser •

✵ Break In by marvelouslytrekking • 〔F〕 •

✵ Congestion by space-helen • 〔F〕 • ♥︎ •

✵ Child in the Preschool, the by kaitymccoy123 • 〔F〕 • ♥︎ • 𑁍 •

✵ Dreaming on the Bridge by dreaming-about-fanfictions • 〔F〕 • ♥︎ •

✵ Enough by imamotherfuckingstar-lord • 〔F〕 • ♥︎ •

✵ Fallin' by thatfanficstuff •

✵ Family by starfleetimagine • 〔F〕 • ♥︎ • 𑁍 •

✵ Flirting by imamotherfuckingstar-lord • 〔F᜶M〕 • ♥︎ •

✵ Like Father, Like Son by thranduilsperkybutt • 〔F〕 • ♥︎ • 𑁍 •

✵ Love Confession in the Fight, the by kaitymccoy123 • 〔F᜶M〕 •

✵ Mid-Day Nap by imamotherfuckingstar-lord • 〔F᜶C〕 • ♥︎ •

✵ Not Getting Away Again by imamotherfuckingstar-lord • 〔F〕 •

✵ Pent Up Frustration by imamotherfuckingstar-lord •

✵ Pillow Fight by marvelouslytrekking • 〔F᜶M〕 •

✵ Practice by space-helen • 〔F〕 • ♥︎ •

✵ Reckless by marvelouslytrekking • 〔F᜶M〕 •

✵ Rough Day by shenanigans-and-imagines • 〔F᜶C〕 • ♥︎ •

✵ Secret's Out by writingwithadinosaur • 〔F〕 • ♥︎ •

✵ Study Buddy by starfleetimagine • 〔F〕 • ♥︎ •

✵ Three Things by imamotherfuckingstar-lord • 〔F〕 •

✵ Three Things (Spin-Off) by grandtheftstarship • 〔F〕 •

✵ Umbrella Kiss by marvelouslytrekking • 〔F〕 • ♥︎ •

✵ Dating James T. Kirk... by octopodeez • 〔F〕 • ♥︎ •

✵ Falling in Love w/ James T. Kirk... by space-helen • 〔F〕 • ♥︎ •

✵ Jim Having a Crush on You… by silence-burns • 〔F〕 •

✵ S*x w/ Jim… by imagines-for-the-fangirls-soul • 16+ • 〔F〕 • ♥︎ •

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Authors: @annathewitch || @curiouser--and--curiouser || @dreaming-about-fanfictions || @grandtheftstarship || @imagines-for-the-fangirls-soul || @imamotherfuckingstar-lord || @kaitymccoy123 || @ladyideal || @marvelouslytrekking || @octopodeez || @pendragonfics || @rreader || @shenanigans-and-imagines || @silence-burns || @space-helen || @starfleetimagines || @thatfanficstuff || @thranduilsperkybutt || @writingwithadinosaur ||

[triptuckers]

first name basis - jim kirk

Request: nope Pairing: jim kirk (snw) x reader Summary:  jim insists you call him by his first name, but you're not sure about it Warnings:  bit of language but thats it Word count:  539 A/N: saw that episode with la'an and jim and got this idea :) enjoy reading!

you hear kirk let out another sigh across from you. for the past hour you've tried to ignore him. you know it's late, and you're both tired. but this report couldn't wait and it had an annoyingly long list of demands.

captain pike had apologised to you both when he assigned you the task, and he had asked the two of you to get it done as quickly as possible. so here you are, on the third night in a row, working on a report on the latest away mission and your findings.

because captain pike was needed aboard during the away mission, he had assigned spock to lead the mission. spock had beamed down to the surface of the planet along with la'an, kirk and yourself.

and because both spock and la'an were busy with their other duties, you and kirk had been assigned the boring - and time consuming - task of putting together the detailed report.

you hadn't really worked with kirk often. your paths didn't cross that much aboard enterprise. the only times you'd see him would be in the cafeteria, sometimes on the bridge or on an away mission.

a part of you actually thinks the most time you've spent with him is in your lab, working on the report.

at the end of the day, or rather, somewhere in the night, kirk would start sighing a lot to signal he was about down with it for the day. as he was doing now.

'you alright there, lieutenant?' you say.

he sighs again.

'we've been working on this report for the past three nights and you still call me lieutenant.' he says.

you don't look up from your work, even though you can feel his eyes on you.

'so? you are a lieutenant. as am I.'

'don't you think we're past ranks at this point? I've seen you trip over a fallen log and nearly break your nose during the away mission. also, the other day I saw you chug three coffees in a row.'

'fine.' you say, still looking at your work. 'but I'm not calling you james.'

'why not?' says kirk.

'it sounds too formal and I don't feel like it suits you. plus there was a james at the academy same time I was there and he was a real asshole. fucked me over a couple of times.'

'really?'

'yeah. got a middle name?'

'tiberius.'

you're silent as you finally lift your gaze to look him in the eye. he's got bags under his eyes, and his hair is slightly disheveled but he's still got a twinkle in his eyes. you're sure you look as tired as he does. except maybe without the twinkle in your eyes.

'you're serious? your middle name is tiberius?'

'yes, it was my grandfather's.'

'I am not calling you tiberius.'

you see how he frowns slightly.

'then what?' he says.

'you got any nicknames?' you ask.

'not really.'

'how about jim? short for james.'

'jim...' he says, contemplating it. 'yeah, sure. I actually like that.'

you smile at him. 'alright, jim.' you say. 'I want to finish this section of the report tonight, so I'm getting another coffee, want one as well?'

'yes, please. thanks, y/n.'

A/N: If you want to request something, make sure to read my house rulesHere’s the list of characters I write for. Everything that I have written can be found on my masterlist. Please don’t repost my work, as I spend much time and effort on it!! Thank you for reading! Much love, Max/Marit

[thecoffeenebula]

Shower Sex

James T Kirk/reader

Warnings: Smut

A/N: does it need explaining?

After a long day of work you were in need of a shower, and your boyfriend Jim is happy to join you.

ps. I have never truly written smut before so this is new for me, hope you enjoy!

You felt dirty. So incredibly dirty. It was a long exhausting day. The commander (Una) ordered you to crawl into the Jeffries tubes because of faulty wiring for the communications relay. She only did not tell you that this Jeffries tube has not been used in ages and was all dusty and greasy.

You enter your room, in the hope you would be alone, as you are very, very done with today. The lights in your room where on. They were shining very dimly, giving it a warm look. The room appeared empty at first, but when you looked over to your left you noticed Jim Kirk on the couch, with a glass in his hand, half filled. He smiled at you.

“Hey beautiful.”

You scoff at his words. Beautiful. How dare he say you are beautiful. You look disgusting. The black grease smeared out onto your uniform, face and arms. Your tied up hair was a mess and almost all loosened. There were dust clouds still stuck to your uniform. You raised your eyebrow at Jim, who was admiring you very lovingly.

“Beautiful? Darling, I look like a mess and what are you doing here by the way? Aren’t you supposed to be on the bridge or something?”

Jim smirked “No, not today. I have overworked for three days now, the captain told me to take some time off.” His sparkling eyes met with yours. “And I thought, what best to do then to surprise my girlfriend with some one on one time.” He does that smile he always does. That smile that always makes you melt. But this time it did not do much. You were too tired to care. Jim picked up the glass on the table in front of him and handed it to you. “Your drink”.

You locked your lips, looking like the cat from that one meme you saw. You learned about memes in your history class. You took those classes with Jim. That is where you met each other. In one of these classes there was a lecture on the internet culture including the topic of memes. You and Jim had discovered the library of memes. You scrolled through them most afternoon, and even then you had not seen it all. But you definitely loved the cat one. So the two of you have been using it a lot as a secret code.

Once Jim noticed your cat look he knew there was something wrong. He put the wine glasses in his hands back onto the table.

“What’s wrong?” he stood up from the couch and walked over to you, grabbing your arms with his  big hands. His touch was so soft, yet still firm. He met your eyes again. His deep blue sea eyes staring into your soul. There was so much care and concern sparkling through those eyes of his.

You smiled at him softly and moved your head down to stare at your feet. “I’m sorry. You are being so sweet. It was a long day, I am tired and I feel really dirty from that dusty, greasy Jeffries tube.” You look back up again to meet with his eyes, but with a very dry look. “I am never going back in those things again.” Gesturing with your forearms as you like to talk with your body.

Jim laughed. He runs his hand through your hair. When he took his hand back he noticed how black it was and cringed at the sight of his own hand. He looked back at you. You frowned at him. He smiled back at you.

“You know what you need?” That sentence started something in you. Even though you knew what he might say, you still wanted to know what he was going to say.

“A good shower.” Raising both of his eyebrows and dropping them both again. You smile at him.

“I would love that, Jim.” Your mood instantly shifting. Happy that your boyfriend was here with you to actually make your day a little better.

Jim moved his hands down over your arms. His left hand locked into yours. Jim guided you to bathroom. He lets go of your hand as you stand in front of the shower. He puts on the shower for you. The sissling of the sonic vibrations is going all around the small cubicle.

 Jim places his hands on the out ends of your shirt and pulls it over your head. You take of the t-shirt you wear underneath your uniform and your bra. Jim is looking at you in admiration. His eyes are sparkling as if there are fireworks in them. He cannot get enough of the sight he is taking in. You undress further, with Jim’s eyes fixed upon you. It was a big relief for you to get out of those dirty clothes. Now a shower, you will finally be clean again. You are about to step into the shower, as you turn back to Jim, who has his eyes still fixed on you.

“Are you coming?” You say hopefully.

Jim snapped out of his daydream and noticed you were waiting for him. “You want me to join you?”

You nod excitedly. “You don’t think am going to take a shower without you” you said smiling and teasing him a little. Jim did not know how quickly he needed to undress. It was as if he almost ripped his clothes off. His eagerness to be naked with you was amusing to you.

Seeing Jim fully naked always gave you butterflies. His body was so perfect in every way. His soft and trained upper body. You loved his chest the most. His round butt was one of your favourites as well. You drag him in the shower with you, passionately kissing him, which took him a little by surprise. But he lets himself go in the moment completely. The moment you open your mouth, Jim sees his opportunity to stick his tongue down your throat. The feeling of his tongue against yours is everything you have been wanting all day, without even realising it. His touch in general is everything to keep you sane.

Jim’s hands move down your body. You tremble at his touch. His right hand moves down to your vagina. His fingers locked onto your clit as he starts moving around. An instant moan releases from your mouth. His other hands moves over your butt. Softly placing it there.

You move your hand down as well and begin to stroke his penis softly. Making him moan just the way you did. Jim moves his kisses down your neck. He moves his head up a little, just up in range to whisper something in your ear.

“Turn around” he said, his voice low, lower then usual. You do as he says and turn around. Both of your hands placed on the wall in front of you. Jim bends his knees to get into place and you slowly feel him going inside of you. Going up and down slowly. It is the best feeling ever. You throw your head back in pleasure. Jims hands gliding from your butt all the way up to your boobs. Squeezing them. Jim goes faster and faster. You both fall into a rhythm of moving up and down together. You wrap one arm around his neck, moving back your head even more to steal a kiss from him. The sonic shower becomes a lot steamier, making it that small cubicle a lot hotter than it already is.

Jim’s fingers move over your nipples, making this sensation even more pleasurable. You wish this would not end, the feeling is so good, you are completely lost in it. The thought of looking him in the eyes cross your mind. You stopped him in his movement and turn around to face him, placing a kiss onto his lips.

“Lift me.” You said closing your eyes as you move in for another kiss. Jim smirks at your words.

“You sure? It is very slippery in here”.

You nod your head “I am sure.”

Jim grabs your legs and lifts you. You wrap yourself around him as he presses you against the wall. Going inside of you again. You wished there was some place to grab a hold off, but all you can do is place your hand against the slippery wall.

You moan almost simultaneously. Both enjoying the motions. Both enjoying being inside one another. Your boobs are now hanging in between Jim’s face, he grabs the opportunity to kiss and suck your nipples. Your eyes roll at his tongue rolling over your nipple.

“Fuck! You’re good!”

A small smirk appears on Jim’s face. His legs are shaking from the position he is in, but he won’t take a break as you he does not want to shake of this feeling.

He pushes you against the wall even harder now. His kissing now plays over into hard sucking. Giving you a even more delightful pleasurable feeling.  His pushes become harder and harder. Which makes you moan even louder. You feel a build up inside of you. You were coming so hard, you yelled out a moan, tugging on Jim’s hair. Doing so, made Jim want you even more. His movement became so incredibly fast. He was ready to fill you up so good. Jim moaned so loud. You could feel the heat inside of you. The heat of him filling you up.

You were both out of breath, but still you could not keep your hands and lips of each other. Your lips were locked. You tiredly place your foreheads against one another. Smiles appear onto your face. You sigh, completely out of breath. This was the best shower sex you have ever had. The passion the two of you had was insane.

“That is a way to get clean.” Jim said dryly. It made you smile even harder.

“The perfect way to get clean.”

Jim put you down onto the floor, as he looked down he noticed his cum covered dick.

“Now let’s get clean again. But for real this time.” You chuckle but agree with the state the two of you were in.

“Sounds perfect… and after that, I would like some wine.”

Jim chuckled and placed a kiss onto your cheek.

“Now that sounds perfect.”

He kisses you again but this time onto your lips. A real good kiss.

“I love you.”

“I love you too” Your cheeks turned red. You were in complete aw. You truly loved this guy. There is honestly no better guy in the universe than him… and he is all yours.

The end.

[twink-gods-and-olive-oil]

I still remember the day I first watched Star Trek and I thought, "Wow, Kirk and Spock would make a really good couple, I wonder if there's anyone who ships them," and then I looked up 'Kirk and Spock' on the Internet and the first thing that came up was the fucking Wikipedia article about the history of slash fiction and that it was Kirk and Spock who invented modern fandom.

[artemis-wren]

my little sister just texted me her first spirk fanfic im so proud

[holodeck-enthusiast]

Sinking in the dark.

In an alternate reality where Kirk is being pulled by a chaotic net of cosmic dark strings and Spock desperately makes an attempt to save him.

[captainsophiestark]

Irregular Heartbeat

Bones McCoy x Reader

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Written for Fictober, and for my personal fic writing challenge for 2024, Sophie's Year of Fic! Featuring a new fic being posted every Friday, all year long :)

Fandom: Star Trek

Day Eighteen Prompt: "You always have a plan."

Summary: Bones's SO has a Valentine's Day surprise planned for him that's fit for the CMO of the Enterprise.

Word Count: 1,295

Category: Fluff, Humor

Putting work into an AI program without permission is illegal. You do not have my permission. Do not do it.

"Jim!"

My best friend, Jim Kirk, whirled around at the sound of my voice, one eyebrow raised. He was incredibly used to me and my shenanigans, so he didn't even look phased as I charged towards him while he waited for the machine to fill his cup with caf.

"I need you to distract Bones for, like, half an hour. Preferably today. And within the next hour," I said, only slightly breathless as I reached him.

"So... you want me to go distract Bones as soon as I get my caf?"

"Pretty much, yeah."

Jim grinned at me. "You know I'm in. But care to tell me why?"

"I've got a Valentine's Day suprirse I want to put together for him. It's the first time we've been a couple for the holiday, and I want to do something special."

"And I take it you already have a plan?" I gave Jim a withering look and he just laughed. "Of course. You always have a plan."

"Damn right I do. Now come on, take that caf to go and get out of here. I've got things to do today."

"Alright, alright, I'm going. But next time you pull me away from a rare break to help you with something, it better be for a prank. Not a date."

I grinned. "I think I can commit to that deal."

Jim smirked back at me, then raised his cup of caf in mock salute as he strode out of the cafeteria, off to distract Bones. I paused, letting him get a little bit ahead of me so there was no chance of running into him or my boyfriend on their way out of medical, then quickly made my way through the familiar hallways of the Enterprise.

Luckily for me, when I made it to sickbay (after one brief stop in my quarters), it was almost completely empty. Jim must've been doing as I'd asked in getting Bones out of here, and now, I had exactly the window I needed to pull off my Valentine's Day surprise.

I made my way to one of the heart rate monitors and popped open the back panel, then got to work breaking it the way I wanted to break it. Althought Starfleet Engineering hadn't covered exactly this kind of change to equipment on a starship, it had been a thorough enough course that I had the skills regardless.

Once I finished, I tested my handiwork, then grinned and made everything look like it had before I'd showed up. Finally, I snuck the bouquet of fresh roses I'd managed to secure on our last shore leave out of my bag, tucking them behind the pillows of the bed. I paused to take one last look at my setup, then took off out of sickbay with a grin. Not a moment later, I heard Jim's voice echoing loudly down the corridor, clearly trying to give me a heads up about his return with Bones.

I hid around the corner while Bones and Jim said their goodbyes, then waited for Jim's footsteps to fade in the opposite direction before turning the corner and reentering sickbay.

"Hey," I said, a small smile on my face as I found Bones just outside his office. "Happy Valentine's Day."

He'd had a slight frown on his face when he'd first turned around, but it dissolved the moment he saw me.

"Hey yourself. Happy Valentine's Day." He took a few steps closer to me, a faint smile growing on his face as he approached. "What brings you in? I wasn't expecting to get to see you until tonight."

"Actually... I'm feeling a little rough. I was hoping you could check me out."

Bones narrowed his eyes. "...Is this a bad pickup line?"

"What? No!"

He held up his hands in surrender, then gently stepped forward and took my elbow.

"Alright. Valentine's Day and all, I had to check. Let's get you on a bed."

"And you're talking to me about bad pickup lines?"

Bones snorted, and I grinned. I didn't wait for him to direct me to a bed, and instead I headed straight for the one I'd just finished modifying. Bones didn't even bat an eye at my decision, instead following me over and carefully getting me hooked up to the various monitoring machines.

"Do you want to tell me about your symptoms?" he asked as he worked. I sighed.

"I don't know, I just haven't been feeling well. A little lighthearted, a little fluttering in my chest."

I expected Bones to make another bad pickup line comment, but clearly, he'd switched into doctor mode. He just hummed as he continued to work.

"And what's been your food and water to caffeine ratio so far today?"

I grunted. "Food, water, and no caffeine so far, thank you very much."

Bones just gave me a look, which I couldn't really argue. Too much caffeine and not enough other, better fuel had been the cause of me not feeling good before, and we both knew it.

"Well, let's see what we can see here, hm?"

I barely managed to fight back a giddy smile as Bones turned to look at the monitor read out, including the heart rate monitor. What he found, instead of the normally reading beeping line, was the green line tracing the shape of a (non-anatomical) heart. I snuck my hand behind my pillow to retrieve the roses while Bones blinked at the display in shock.

"My god... what is..." He glanced from the monitor to me, then got halfway through turning back to the monitor before stopping to stay on me and my roses. His wide eyes and slightly-open mouth were instantly replaced with a squint and a frown. "What did you do to this monitor?"

"I made it cute for Valentine's Day!" I replied. I held out the roses to him, but before I could get through another word, he'd crossed his arms and fixed me with a glare.

"I thought something was seriously wrong, either with you or with my highly-sophisticated medical equipment, which is essential to the health and safety of this crew. What if we'd had an emergency situaiton before you could fix this, or even tell me about it?"

I sighed.

"I hear you, baby, but come on. I made sure the odds of that were crazy low, it's one monitor, and I made the whole thing easy to fix."

"Easy enough that a non-engineer who didn't know the machine had been tampered with could fix it?"

"Yes."

Bones raised an eyebrow, so I sighed, and used my free hand to give the machine a nice hard whack. Theoretically, the same one a stressed and confused medical professional would give it in the heat of the moment.

It beeped, then the readout changed back to the normal, boring heart monitor readout. I turned back to Bones with a look.

He sighed. "Fine. But you still scared me when I saw that coming up as a readout of your heart beat."

"Just take the roses and get M'benga to cover the end of your shift. This is just the first Valentine's surprise of the day."

Despite himself, a smile clawed its way onto my boyfriend's face. I grinned back at him. I knew he couldn't hold out here much longer.

"Alright, fine," he said, taking the roses out of my hand and leaning in to give me a kiss. I leaned up and into it, bringing one hand up to rest at the nape of his neck. After a long, sweet moment, he pulled back. "I'm all yours until dinner tonight."

"What happens at dinner tonight?"

"Then it's my turn to take over with the Valentine's planning. I put together a nice dinner for the both of us, and as a bonus, it won't give either of us a heart attack."

I laughed and leaned up to kiss him again.

"Sounds perfect to me."

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[startrekbookshop]

Damn Bones.

[akendara]

This is the best costume..!

Jim: Oh...!

Spock:..!!! *evaluates the fascination of the situation as a percentage*

Bones: *Hand-face*

[illegalpaladin]

I've posted a new fic! Originally, this was meant for K/S Spring Fever, but... Oops! All McSpirk!

You can read my fic, The Way You Worship, here.

[asgards-princess-of-mischief]

Last Updated: 2024-12-17

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[daftmooncretin]

if captain kirk irresponsible? why huge baby cow eyes???

if captain kirk bad captain? why-

you thought i was gonna talk about his voluptuous titties fat ass sparkling personality and unflinching moral character ? no.

if you say kirk is a bad captain i will kill you. I will shoot you into space like they did to bill shatty when he wouldn’t shut tf up about going to space

except unlike bill shatty ill send you up naked and defenceless into the vast chasm of space your lungs will explode and your eyes will fall out or some shit (i saw that in a doctor who episode)

kirk drift is getting out of hand and my response to this is ending all kirk drifters and repopulating the earth with kirklophiles such as myself and my dad paul.

[purpleenma]

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[god-of-whatever]

Blame the romulans

[kiscon]

Call to Artists for KiScon Artshow submissions! Deadline- 15 September

The art show aims to showcase a wide variety of K/S fan art, trying to convey how rich in talent and creativity our fandom is.

To ensure that both in-person and online attendees can enjoy the show, it will be presented via a slideshow vid that will be accessible online throughout the convention weekend (and afterwards on our website). We will also show it on the big screen during the opening ceremony on Friday night.

The art show and the auction usually overlap, but you can sell artworks at the auction that are not featured in the art show and submit art to the art show that is not for sale. You do not need to be a registered attendee to submit art to the art show or to the auction!

You can submit both digital art and traditional art that feature Kirk or Spock or both (K/S or K&S) that you created (paintings, drawings/prints, but also three-dimensional artworks like sculptures, amigurumi, fibre craft, jewellery etc.); the latter needs to be either scanned or photographed. The show itself is purely digital and welcomes pieces from all K/S fans, not only registered con attendees.

If you would like to see for yourself what this art show will be like, please have a look at our 2022 or 2023 vid. We do not accept AI-generated art for the art show! Good-quality files in jpg or png format (300 dpi) are recommended, so that your work will look its best in the vid. Please include your exact artist name and the title of your works, plus any kind of information (e.g. medium, year of creation) that you would like us to mention. The artworks do not need to have been created for the convention, but can be as old or new as they come. You can only submit art to the art show that you have created yourself or for which you have express permission from the creator (e.g. a friend who’s not active in fandom anymore but gave you the permission to submit their artworks). 

You can find the form and more information (If you do wish to include your art in the auction, for example) here on the website! https://kiscon.org/art.html or you can submit directly on the form.

~1lostone

[switchbackhyperloop]

Shout-out to my mom and her friend back in the 1960s, in a shit-splat town in Northern New Mexico, writing letters to each other as the wives of Spock and Kirk, respectively. They were LARPing and Self-Shipping before a lot of us ficcers were even born. Be wild, cringe, and free, my friends. You never know when your silly little hobby is actually the seeds of an international artistic movement, a-fucking-MEN.