#Captain James Potter

[accio-sriracha]

QUIDDITCH CAPTAIN JAMES POTTER AND SASSY SIRIUS BLACK

"Padfoot, you need to make sure to engage your core-" "I'LL ENGAGE MY FIST IF YOU DON'T SHUT UP!"

James trying to distract the other team by sending Sirius in without a shirt.

The Gryffindor team's secret weapon is just Sirius blowing kisses at everyone.

(It works)

James, jogging in place, "C'mon, mate, its only a few more laps!"

Sirius, lying on the ground in a heap of sweaty fabric, "MORE LAPS?!"

Sirius and James arguing over form and technicalities while the rest of the team sneaks off to play a match of exploding snaps in the changing rooms.

"You're lifting your hips too much, a press up needs to be flat." "I'm sorry you can't handle my sexy arse, James, but that's not my problem."

Sirius hitting James over and over with his bat.

Sirius, flying low above the stands during practice screaming "AND THE CROWD GOES WILD!"

James watching his boots nearly touching the seats, "Padfoot, you would kill people if you flew that low. Look, there goes an invisible old lady, you just murdered her."

James dragging Sirius out of bed every morning for early practice and Sirius' wails of anger waking the rest of the dorm.

James: "SIRIUS I DON'T CARE IF YOU'RE HUNGOVER, GET YOUR HEAD IN THE GAME AND START FLYING STRAIGHT!"

Sirius, who'd only managed to catch one word: "I CAN'T I'M GAY!"

James trying to be stern and Sirius smirking at him as he pretends to listen.

Sirius mouthing off during practice because he doesn't think James will punish him.

Cut to James telling Remus to ignore Sirius for the rest of the day and Sirius falling to his knees in despair.

Sirius and Regulus making angry eyes when they play against each other.

James excitedly waving to Regulus from across the pitch, not an ounce of aggression in his body.

"I'M THE CAPTAIN." "YEAH? WELL I'M THE CAPTAIN'S BEST FRIEND, SO THERE-"

James and Sirius CONSTANTLY talking about quidditch, even when they probably shouldn't be.

Sirius being the biggest gossip on the team and James pretending to scold him

(Then asking for the details in the dorm that night)

[randommmthoughts]

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Normally I don’t share reels here but just THIS SONG?!?

It is not only fitting, but it just gives me that feeling you get from music sometimes

AND THE ART?!?! <3

[that1nerd-20]

When a fanfic writer puts a nickname you think Is icky in their smut fic

[demaparbat-hp]

The Crew is boisterous and loud, full of traitors, inside jokes, and secrets. The scum of the Fire Nation. The forgotten tiles on the Empire's Pai Sho board. The ones who change the game.

But most importantly—they're a family. And no matter how much they complain about their boss (teenage menace that he is), they'll do anything for their Prince.

Anything.

.

The Crew is the heart and soul of my fic For the Spirits. No one really knows just how important they will be to the story...how important they already are.

[hxlda-hxlda]

does anybody wanna start a book club but we just read marauders fanfiction?? i can offer snacks on the off chance you live down the road. if you aren’t in snack range i can offer. uhh. friendship.

[letssee2468]

Yall let me be real with you…

YALL THESE PORN BOTS ARE GETTING OUT OF HAND!!!😡😡😡😡😡😡😡

I’ve had enough! I already scrolled 5 consecutive post of these porn bots

Some one pls help me filter them out cuz im annoyed

[spideytingley]

my february fic recs!

percy jackson and the olympians

luke castellan

a rose and her thorns by @atlabeth

one year with luke castellan (on-going series) by @tangledinlove

true colours by @supercutszns

titles by @indecisivemuch

look at me ^

scandalous ^

lavender roses by @breadbrobin

the grudge by @kamaluhkhan

sleeping beauty by @targaryenluvs

marvel

peter parker

two normal arms by @waitimcomingtoo

steve rogers

fall into love by @mrslilyrogers

back to you by @literaryavenger

something’s wrong with the morning by @iloveinej

bucky barnes

loverboy, talk of the town by @curseofaphrodite

pietro maximoff

the silent treatment by @floral-and-fine

dc

adrian chase

never been kissed by @training4theapocalypse

now or never by @whirlybirbs

5 times vigilante definitely does not have feelings (and the 1 time he does) by @tropes-and-tales

the bridgertons

benedict bridgerton

to be loved and to be in love by @desertno3

forgive me by @benedictscanvas

the ultimate deception (on-going series) by @maximoff-pan

harry potter

james potter

chaser at heart by @messers-moony

remus lupin

matchmaker by @leossmoonn

acotar

azriel

death and his reaper by @illyrianbitch

matchmaker, matchmaker by @luvvyouforever

whom the shadows sing for — (and the thief’s echoing hymn) by @utterlyazriel

the shadowsinger & the inkbird (on-going series) by @florencemtrash

game night by @berryzxx

[blckbrrybasket]

RAHHH i loved the odd!reader piece you posted!! i would love to see more, only if you want to write more, no pressure!! <33

ahh im so happy that you like it!! i love odd!reader so much <3 so so sorry this took a bit to come out

if you or anybody has any ideas for odd!reader plssss send them my way i would love to write more for them!!

have some headcanons and a lil something 💫

- When in public there are times where they’ll never touch their boyfriend or stand so close next to him that their face is in his side.

- It’s become a bit of a one-sided competition for their boyfriend to try and fuck them dumb (quickly mentioned in the blurb but he does take it as a challenge)

- They’re very clumsy. It’s not very noticeable to them anymore. Elbows knocked on door frames, tripping, miscalculating how far away something is, is all common to them.

- Surprisingly not queasy to most things, sees it as a part of life.

- That being said, the most horrendous thing could happen to them and they’d shrug like “:/ what can you do?” While their boyfriend is staring at them in horror.

- Knows way too many random facts. Makes it interesting to watch shows or movies when they randomly drop facts about the filming process or the lore.

- Bounces their leg like nobody’s business. Has spilled things by hitting their knee on the table.

- Egregious sleeper. Why can they fall asleep to the sound of gunshots outside, but if something interrupts their rain sounds they can’t sleep.

- Knows whats best but doesn’t know how to express it so they’ll just say “yes” or “no” and expect everyone to understand why.

The girl on screen pressed herself against the side of the house, panting as she tried to find a good moment to run. You and your boyfriend were watching a horror movie as you squirmed in your seat. Your legs were laid out over his lap, draping over the armrest of the couch.

“She actually called 911.” You muttered, popping a piece of popcorn into your mouth. “Well yeah-“ He started. “No like the phone was still connected. When filming she accidentally called 911 multiple times.” You finished the thought.

He raised his eyebrows at you, not questioning, only turning his head back to the screen when a blood curdling screen was ripped from the actor. “Yeah?” You smiled contently. “Mhm!” A few moments passed by quietly, aside from the gore on the TV.

Your eyes trained on the screen as the girl ran around the house only to be met with the slasher. The knife stabbed into her, a small grimace finding itself onto his face at the forced angle of the cut. “Do you think it would be cool if the cloak was white instead of black?” The question pulled him out of watching the movie and he glanced at you. “Huh?”

“Well originally the cloak was going to be white and if it stayed that way it would be covered in all the blood stains. It’d look cool.” He slowly nodded, “But the black looks cooler in the night.” You paused before a smile spread across your lips. “Yeah. You’re right.” His hand wrapped around your ankle and his thumb slid back and forth over your skin, both of your attentions falling back to the film.

[raphael-angele]

Most fics/hcs I see say Peter is The Nice One, The Kind One, The Empathetic One. I sometimes agree, but I would like to propose Peter being the Realistic/Unfiltered One

Common Room:

Sirius, pacing: UGHH!!! WHO TF DOES HE THINK HE IS, BOSSING ME AROUND LIKE THAT?! He thinks that just because we're boyfriends, he has total ownership of me! Can you believe that jackass?!

James: Pads, calm down, I'm sure he meant well.

Sirius: Oh. Is that how it is, Jamie? You're siding with him? You saying I'm the one in the wrong? That it's my fault?

James: That's not what I meant. Look, maybe if you just talk it out-

Peter: Sirius, this whole argument isn't the problem. You two've been away from each other since he became a prefect, plus the full moon in a few days. You two just need a good fucking.

James:

Sirius: ...what did you say?

James: Peter, shut up.

Peter: I said you two need a good fucking.

James: *squeaks*

Sirius:

Sirius: How. Dare. You. Peter Oliver Pettigrew. I am the Supreme MARAUDER!!

---10 minutes later---

Sirius, shouting from the top of his lungs in the common room: FUCK!

---

Sirius: What happens between me and Remus in private, Wormtail is None. Of Your. Business

---21 minutes later---

Sirius, shouting from the top of his lungs in the common room: FUCK!!!!

---

Sirius: Don't ever. Speak to me like that again. *walks away*

James, curled up with his head between his knees: Why did you do that?

Peter: Eh, it was funny at first but I was getting tired of it.

---The Next Day---

Great Hall, Breakfast:

Remus: Hey, guys *sits down*

Sirius: *sits beside him* Hey, guys.

James: ...hey. You guys okay now?

Remus: Uhh, yeah, think so.

Lily: Remus!

Remus: *looks over and sighs* Well, duty calls. Sorry, baby.

Sirius: ...you'll be late again tonight?

Remus: yeah *stands*

Sirius: :(

Remus: I'll cuddle with you later. Promise.

Sirius: ...okay. *smiles a bit*

Remus: Alright *kiss*

Sirius: Make sure to eat, kay?

Remus: I will. *kiss* Bye, guys. *leaves to it with other prefects*

James: You handled that pretty well.

Sirius: Yeah, well, if I brat out now, he'll make me behave all over again and as much as I'd love that, my ass still hurts. Fuck, he did a number on me last night, I can still feel him.

James:

Peter: Told ya.

[imthebadguyyy]

The Tortured Poets Department

(imthebadguyyy's version)

1. fortnight (ft post malone) - carlos sainz x reader [formula 1]

2. the tortured poets department - benedict bridgerton x reader [bridgerton]

3. my boy only breaks his favourite toys - charles leclerc x reader [formula 1]

4. down bad - lando norris x reader formula 1]

5. so long london - harry styles x reader [1d, harries]

6. but daddy i love him - simon bassett : anthony bridgerton x reader [bridgerton x reader]

7. fresh out the slammer - sirius black x reader [marauders]

8. florida!!! ft florence and the machine - remus lupin x reader (x sirius x james) [marauders]

9. guilty as sin? - lewis hamilton x reader [formula 1]

10. guilty as sin? - bradley 'rooster' bradshaw x reader [top gun]

11. whose afraid of little old me? - platonic f1 drivers x reader [formula 1]

12. i can fix him, no really i can - charles leclerc x reader [formula 1 ]

13. loml - james potter x reader [marauders]

14. i can do it with a broken heart - platonic formula 1 drivers x reader [formula 1]

15. the smallest man who ever lived - carlos sainz x reader [formula 1]

16. the alchemy - lewis hamilton x reader [formula 1]

17. the black dog - james potter x reader [marauders]

18. so high school - bradley 'rooster' bradshaw x reader [top gun]

19. the prophecy - anthony bridgerton x reader [bridgerton]

20. peter - steve rogers x reader [MCU]

all's fair in love and poetry...or is it?

any changes and suggestions welcome!!

to be tagged, reply to this post or send me an ask/dm specifying which fic/fandom/ or whole series 🤍

[tater-tots-thoughts]

Quick PSA:

If you can’t stand to read/ write anything without smut you have a fucking porn addiction and need to get away from me and the internet.

The sheer amount of sexulization of men on this app is sickening. Go look at almost any x reader tag on here and I will almost guarantee you 90% of it is smut. (Especially Bucky)

Get help.

[thatmoonymagic]

in my next muggle AU i think im gonna give James a debilitating fear of heights, just for the irony

[athanza]

The 8 very first crushes I ever had...

...I had my type figured out early huh

[thisantithesis]

“you’re still using your sword?”

“of course i am, i love my sword.”

“that’s so archaic, just use your gun like everybody else. even i don’t use a sword and i’m a guard.”

“but then i wouldn’t look as cool.”

“you’re right, you do look really cool with it.”

“right? especially when i pull it out and go all—”

“are you both quite done? we are trying to get on the ship today, are we not?”

“right, yeah—”

“right, sorry—”

“right…”

“okay, so let’s go.”

[bghavva82]

Rhys Ifans

[riiiska]

richard gansey III and james potter I

separated by universes, united by vibes.