#prongsfoot headcanons

[enbysiriusblack]

tell me ur prongsfoot thoughts

they're sooooo obsessed with each other.

codependent asf

they understand each other more than anyone else and can have a full on conversation with just looking at each other

each other's first kiss and then just never really talked about it for years

soulmates in every universe type bond

the only person james listens to is sirius. the only person sirius listens to is james.

geeky jock x geeky punk dynamic (sirius does sports but only for james)

the hunter dog and the deer it was meant to hunt but became friends with instead (went into the sirius star/orion star and his hunter dog lore with this before!!)

best friends that have explored each other's bodies

[loserboyfriendrjl]

prongsfoot hcs?

both highly skilled and intelligent, and always have highly theoretical and cultivated conversations. love debating, and will play the devil’s advocate for each other. a lot of the time most people don’t know what they’re talking about

are more affectionate with each other while in private, although in public they are always touching, but in a way that can be passed off as friendly affection

were each other’s firsts

gave each other stick and pokes

only listen to each other, and want to be around each other all the time

^ like being around each other all of the time, and to each other, they are the only person s, respectively j can never grow tired/bored of

^^ always sit together, whether it’s in class or somewhere else; they take up an armchair together even though they know they’re too big to fit in it

sirius is not a quidditch player and doesn’t particularly care for the sport (or any sport in particular) but always goes to the matches and cheers on james, and helps him with tactics and strategies after he was appointed the captain of the team

bicker all the time, but affectionately

make out a lot

sirius is a person who doesn’t show vulnerability easily, and j is the person to whom s has opened up to most

[the-chaosbringer]

More Prongsfoot Headcanons

Previous HCs

They're the It Couple of the school. They are so sickeningly in love and everyone else is jealous of it.

James will randomly go out into Hogsmeade to buy Sirius flowers. Sirius always lets him braid the flowers into his hair. It looks very odd; brightly coloured flowers in the black hair of a 6'4 tank dude who exclusively wears black clothes and silver punk jewellery, but the two of them like it.

Sirius though; Sirius randomly goes to Hogsmeade to buy James books. James mentions a book in passing that he wants but doesn't have the time to get? The book will be waiting on his bedside table in the morning when he wakes up. At this rate Sirius might as well just buy an entire library. (James, the giant bookworm, falls more in love every time.)

Sirius is obsessed with James' thighs, and James is obsessed with Sirius' neck. They would be just laying on top of each other doing nothing, and James would randomly just start sucking love bites into his throat, collarbones, shoulders. He says it helps him collect his thoughts. Sirius absolutely does not mind; he simply tilts his head back. James has fallen asleep sucking on Sirius' neck. Multiple times.

During sex though, James will dig his teeth into every possible area of Sirius' neck and shoulders. Fast forward to later in the day when they're in public, and everyone is uncomfortably aware of James' obvious limp and Sirius' bright purple hickeys, and both of them have self-satisfied smirks on their faces.

Sirius is generally a very chill dude. He doesn't get mad or angry a lot, but he does get annoyed, and when he does, he slips back into his French accent. James gets very flustered whenever he does that, and intentionally annoys him to his limits just to hear him speak French. (It gets him fantastic angry sex. The first time it happened, he couldn't sit or walk right for four days.)

Sirius never gets jealous, but he does get possesive. The one time someone dared to try and ask James out in front of him, he stood behind James and stared the poor boy down till he shuffled away in terror. James thinks it is extremely hot that he can make people piss their pants just by staring at them. Sirius thinks James is deranged. James argues that Sirius is the same. Sirius agrees.

Sirius doesn't play quidditch— he's on the broom racing team. He doesn't like playing quidditch. He loves watching it, sure, but he would never willingly get on a broom for quidditch... unless it's James asking him. Then he'll be the quickest on the pitch. (Again: he's ridiculously soft for James.)

Both of them took twelve OWLs; Transfiguration, Potions, Charms, DADA, Astronomy, Herbology, History of Magic, Arithmancy, Ancient Runes, Muggle Studies, CoMC, and Magical Theory. Both of them got Outstandings on all subjects. Remus was slightly mad about this; he'd slaved and slaved at studying, and he got Outstanding on only five of his his seven OWLs. Peter, on the other hand, was completely fine with his six Exceeds Expectations and one Outstanding in Muggle Studies.

Sirius finds out in the vacation before 7th year that Regulus has a "tiny" crush on James, and promptly laughs himself sick about it. Regulus doesn't talk to him for a month. When he does, it's to tell Sirius that his crush is gone. (Neither of them believe it, but Sirius lets it slide. As long as Reg doesn't try to fuck with their relationship, he doesn't care.)

Where Sirius gets possessive, James gets jealous. When Remus accidentally revealed his crush on Sirius, James accidentally forgot the silencing charms around his bed that night when he rode Sirius to oblivion. Neither Remus nor Peter can meet his and Sirius' eyes the next day, and James feels shameless victory curl in his chest even as Sirius gives him a knowing look. Sirius is his, and his alone.

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[lostwriter--xx3]

Don't mind me just putting my 2 fav prongsfoot hcs out here

a) Yeah yeah we all know Paddy licked tf out of James in his amg form not even jegulas and wolfstar shippers can deny this cohesively BUT I'm going to die in the hill that James loved getting licked by Sirius when both of them were human. Like human Sirius just randomly licking his finger. Nothing sexual (not always anyway) just...James loves physical contact of that level of being comfortable with someone

b) Lil Paddy got very little allowance in his first year for being sorted into Griffindor BUT he saved up all of it in a jealous little bronze pile at the back of his closet. And in the summer before his 2nd year, he took it out and pimped out all of it on a small, black dog keychain as a present for James' 12th birthday to always remind James that Sirius would he there for him (yeah they were already that close). And while 5th year Sirius was pining away to death and James could never love him that way, Prongsie was building clay babies to accompany the little black dog (his name is Toebean btw) and his "very good friend", a little brown stag keychain (that James had saved up all year for) in their little cardboard house. On his and Sirius' wedding night, that was his present. Don't come for me, this is basically unwritten canon.

Add yours babes

[a-great-tragedy]

The difference between the Black brothers is that Sirius would scream family line at the top of his lungs, while Regulus would just lay on the floor and sob.

James and Remus are concerned for both of them regardless

[pearlynia]

Remus and Regulus discussing about books

Sirius, sighing dramatically: Prongs, the light of my life, since our boyfriends ditched us for each other, why don't we get married!?

James, wiping out fake tears: Padfoot, the love of my life, it would be an honor to marry you!

Sirius, fake crying: Moony, I'm dumping you for my soon to be husband!

James, fake sniffing: Regulus-

Regulus: Can you two shut the fuck up or get the fuck out, the adults are speaking.

Remus: Honestly you two, didn't Effie taught you to not interrupt your elders?

[mistress-riddle]

thinking about cuteness aggression but with james and sirius.

james adores cute things. he's the type to see a cute plushie and immediately buy it because he likes it and he likes having something soft and nice to hold. so surely it's no surprise that he takes a likeness to your cuteness except what you should've realised beforehand was that he was most definitely a squeezer. and with his toned arms from all his athleticism, it was sure to knock the breath out of you every time you succumbed to one of his attacks. luckily, there is a pattern, his cuteness aggression strikes when you're in oversized (his) clothes and if your cheeks are full of a sweet treat. he just thinks it's so cute how soft you look and before he knows it, he's captured you, mid speech, in his arms and giving you an affectionate squeeze as he rubs his cheek against your own, cooing softly about how you're the sweetest and most adorable person to ever exist. he doesn't release you until the next morning when you need to go to the washroom, although very reluctantly because he enjoys being cuddled up in bed.

sirius has a different way of displaying his cuteness aggression and you're quite sure it has everything to do with his spirit animal. he gets random urges to nip at you when he thinks you're looking extra cute. his favourite places to leave a little bite are on your cheeks and thighs, your most supple areas that he adores. he just can't resist it, and it surely doesn't help your case that when he's in one of his episodes of gently nipping at you, you let out the most adorable and delightful giggles he's ever heard that just spurs him on to continue his ticklish attacks. he's obsessed with you and just loves leaving little marks to show how you grab a hold of his heart. (although he's absolutely on board if you reverse it on him and start biting him instead)

[that-bitch-kat3]

james and sirius really do match each others freaks and i love them for that

[claudufus]

I love the marauders band au bc it has so much potential, I mean imagine the interviews.

Give me Remus doing the buzzfeed interview with puppies, give me James and Sirius doing the wired autocomplete interview. Give me Regulus doing a what’s in my bag, Give me Peter beating everyone at an art challenge. Give me Sirius and James prank calling people on Elle.

I WANT IT ALL.

[here-for-a-good-time-hopefully]

My fav dynamic in marauders is the complete and slightly unhealthy codependency James and Sirius have on each other

Like I’m positive when they left hogwarts instead of living with their partners they just owned a seperate house where they could live together

Sure they stayed with their partners sometimes but other times they just needed to be alone together

[loserboyfriendrjl]

absolutely loved the saintchaser hcs so... how about some prongsfoot hcs if it's not too much?

IT ABSOLUTELY IS NOT!!! actually prongsfoot my beloved <3

absolutely in love with each other and whether it’s platonic or not no one knows (it is), but everyone knows how in love with each other they are

invented the two-way mirrors because they were often put in separate detentions (for the same rule-breaking) because it never resembled a punishment for them, as long as they were together. when they had to go into detention, they always talked to each other

always share an armchair. it’s way too small for them and they end up sitting on each other more than not, but that’s the point of it

sirius could not give two shits about gossip while james is absolutely obsessed with it, so sirius just drops the juiciest gossip like it’s nothing and when james asks for details, sirius is like “i don’t know, i didn’t bother asking”

slip into the other’s bed all the time. they more often slip together than not, whether it’s in sirius’ bed or in james’

besides james’ bedroom, their favourite place to hang out during the holidays is the rooftop, where they can talk (and smoke, in sirius’ case) in peace

before sirius moved in with the potters, james used to stay with him at hogwarts during the holidays when he didn’t go back to grimmauld place. he didn’t want sirius to be alone, and he wanted him to have his own, little bit of christmas, too

definitely fooled around in james’ bedroom at home

[the-chaosbringer]

Prongsfoot Headcanons

These are my own headcanons, if you don't like them just scroll past, don't leave rude comments.

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Sirius and James are that one couple: sunshine dude and intimidating punk that's only soft for said sunshine. It's actually disconcerting when the untouchable, immovable, terrifying boy that only wears black smiles at the bubbly, too bright boy that never stops talking or jumping around. James is the only one Sirius is soft for. (He is ridiculously soft for James.)

Both of them are absolute nerds. 99% of the time they're hanging out with each other, their talks are always about advanced magic: anywhere from Runes, Potions, Transfiguration, Magical Theory, Arithmancy, Spellcrafting, Magical Politics. You name it, they have had in depth philosophical discussions about it.

James is obssessed with Arithmancy and Runes. He's best at Transfiguration, but he finds it boring; Arithmancy ans Runes mean he gets to play around with numbers and languages, mix and match to invent new spells for pranks, house help, schoolwork etc. He finds it fun because it's complex, and it keeps his mind occupied for hours on end.

Sirius, on the other hand, adores Defence and Astronomy. He's fierce with a wand— fiercer than James— and can cast with both hands. Duelling is his favourite pastime, and he drags the Marauders to the Room of Requirement for at least two Duelling sessions a week. People expect him to hate astronomy for its relation to his family, but he actually loves staring up at the stars, mapping them out, finding the constellations and seeing if he can remember the names (he always can). He and James have had so many dates in the Astronomy tower where they have nerd talks while lying on their backs.

Neither of them actually hate Slytherin. They just hate Snape (which: fair). They have friendships with a lot of the non- Death Eater Slytherins, and are often found hanging out in the Slytherin common room, being unnecessarily mushy in order to annoy Regulus and Snape. (Regulus is very annoyed, but he's also happy for Sirius. Snape just stomps into the dorms to avoid them.)

Sirius loves James' arse so much, it might actually be unhealthy. He always— always— has to be touching that arse every few seconds; sliding his hand into James' back pocket as they walk to class, squeezing it like a stress ball, pulling him into his lap, landing a teasing spank to see it jiggle as James walks by, etc. James has gotten used to it. He doesn't even bat an eye, just lets Sirius grope him to his heart's content. (He likes it. He won't admit it. Sirius still knows he likes it.)

James loves it when Sirius picks him up. They're both tall and broad, but while James is built lean and wiry like a Chaser, Sirius looks like he could throw around a hippogriff with ease. James likes that difference because he feels small and protected, and Sirius can just pick him up and sling him over his shoulder or press him against a wall to kiss the living daylights out of him. It is not uncommon to find Sirius casually piggybacking or bridal carrying James to classes, both of them engrossed in a nerd talk.

A combination of James' kajal and Sirius' rings was the reason they got together. Sirius could barely stop himself from kissing James silly when he had kajal on, and James could not stop fantasising about sucking on Sirius' slender fingers. The sexual tension finally boiled over two months into sixth year, when James yelled at Sirius to stop being so damn hot, straddled his lap and kissed him full on the mouth. And then, they became utterly unbearable, snogging and groping left, right and centre till the professors and prefects went mad.

Neither of James' parents were surprised by that development. "About time," his mother said when they announced it during Christmas of 6th year, and his father agreed. "I was wondering when you two fools would get your heads out of your arses."

In addition to his arse, Sirius is also obsessed with James' thighs. They're toned and bronze and so tantalizing, Sirius loves it when James wraps them around his waist. He loves sucking marks into James' inner thighs till he's trembling and whimpering and begging Sirius to just fuck me already, please. Seeing the blue and red bruises on James' legs always leaves him feeling extremely smug— they're proof that James belongs to Sirius, and Sirius only.

Despite having darker skin, James blushes a lot more easily than Sirius does. Sirius remains unfazed through most situations, but James is someone who wears his heart on his sleeve, and gets easily flustered. One smirk and a teasing whisper in his ear from Sirius and he turns firetruck red. Sirius thinks it's adorable. James thinks it's unfair that he can never fluster Sirius. Sirius argues that he gets plenty flustered, it just doesn't show on his face.

James is pansexual. Sirius is biromantic demisexual. Both of them go at it like rabbits. Their dorm mates (especially Peter) hate them.

James' favourite place to sit is Sirius' lap. Sirius' favourite place for James to sit is also Sirius' lap. It's normal for James to shove his way onto Sirius' legs when the boy is mid conversation, and for Sirius to simply adjust James and keep talking to the third person. Most times, it devolves into James grinding down on Sirius as he sucks hickeys into James' neck.

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[siriusblack-the-third]

Ok but we all agree that James Fucking Potter has the longest, thickest, prettiest damn eyelashes on this earth right?? Cause he does. The prettiest.

He removed his glasses once in the Great Hall during lunch and the Hogwarts students haven't gotten over it since then. They're envious. They're jealous. They're mad. Mascara and eyelash curler have nothing on his lashes. They're attracted to him.

(Sirius is in pain. James already has the largest brown doe eyes, and then he has the prettiest eyelashes too?? People keep asking him why he always goes along with whatever James says like- have you not seen that boy bat his eyelashes and say "pretty please with a cherry on top pleaseeee"?? He's a menace. A threat to society. A manipulator. Sirius loves him.)

(James loves Sirius back.)

(He may also be doing the eyelash thing on purpose.)

[mordorinmind]

I firmly believe that Harry first word was Padfoot. Sirius cried. James couldn't stop smiling.

[a-great-tragedy]

Alright, I know that realistically sirius ran away to the potters after something traumatic happened and whatever, but I like to imagine that one random day a deer came up to Sirius’s front porch and he just rode it to their house

[thereal-evanrosier]

James and Sirius would shout Chappell Roan at the top of their lungs. Prove me wrong.