#prongsfoot headcanons

[curiouslymyown]

I think the reason I don’t ship prongsfoot is because I love platonic relationships, and seeing two characters be so important to each other without any romance involved is just beautiful and something we need more of

[here-for-a-good-time-hopefully]

If there is one thing that prongsfoot isn’t it is unrequited

Those two fools would burn the world down in a heartbeat and it is truly a shame that they never got the chance

Not to mention that it doesn’t even have to be romantic (but it def is in some respects) because those two are undeniably and universally intertwined that the only way to seperate the two would be in death

And even in death they remain constantly tied in memories and devotion (especially Sirius who’s sole sanity was his ties to James)

Also the only reason ppl believe it’s unrequited is cos we never see the two of them alive together outside of sn*pe’s pov

Like if you think Sirius was not normal abt James when he was dead imagine how absurd and in love the two were when they were alive

[enbysiriusblack]

tell me ur prongsfoot thoughts

they're sooooo obsessed with each other.

codependent asf

they understand each other more than anyone else and can have a full on conversation with just looking at each other

each other's first kiss and then just never really talked about it for years

soulmates in every universe type bond

the only person james listens to is sirius. the only person sirius listens to is james.

geeky jock x geeky punk dynamic (sirius does sports but only for james)

the hunter dog and the deer it was meant to hunt but became friends with instead (went into the sirius star/orion star and his hunter dog lore with this before!!)

best friends that have explored each other's bodies

[grimst4rs]

prongsfoot hcs?

both highly skilled and intelligent, and always have highly theoretical and cultivated conversations. love debating, and will play the devil’s advocate for each other. a lot of the time most people don’t know what they’re talking about

are more affectionate with each other while in private, although in public they are always touching, but in a way that can be passed off as friendly affection

were each other’s firsts

gave each other stick and pokes

only listen to each other, and want to be around each other all the time

^ like being around each other all of the time, and to each other, they are the only person s, respectively j can never grow tired/bored of

^^ always sit together, whether it’s in class or somewhere else; they take up an armchair together even though they know they’re too big to fit in it

sirius is not a quidditch player and doesn’t particularly care for the sport (or any sport in particular) but always goes to the matches and cheers on james, and helps him with tactics and strategies after he was appointed the captain of the team

bicker all the time, but affectionately

make out a lot

sirius is a person who doesn’t show vulnerability easily, and j is the person to whom s has opened up to most

[accio-sriracha]

QUIDDITCH CAPTAIN JAMES POTTER AND SASSY SIRIUS BLACK

"Padfoot, you need to make sure to engage your core-" "I'LL ENGAGE MY FIST IF YOU DON'T SHUT UP!"

James trying to distract the other team by sending Sirius in without a shirt.

The Gryffindor team's secret weapon is just Sirius blowing kisses at everyone.

(It works)

James, jogging in place, "C'mon, mate, its only a few more laps!"

Sirius, lying on the ground in a heap of sweaty fabric, "MORE LAPS?!"

Sirius and James arguing over form and technicalities while the rest of the team sneaks off to play a match of exploding snaps in the changing rooms.

"You're lifting your hips too much, a press up needs to be flat." "I'm sorry you can't handle my sexy arse, James, but that's not my problem."

Sirius hitting James over and over with his bat.

Sirius, flying low above the stands during practice screaming "AND THE CROWD GOES WILD!"

James watching his boots nearly touching the seats, "Padfoot, you would kill people if you flew that low. Look, there goes an invisible old lady, you just murdered her."

James dragging Sirius out of bed every morning for early practice and Sirius' wails of anger waking the rest of the dorm.

James: "SIRIUS I DON'T CARE IF YOU'RE HUNGOVER, GET YOUR HEAD IN THE GAME AND START FLYING STRAIGHT!"

Sirius, who'd only managed to catch one word: "I CAN'T I'M GAY!"

James trying to be stern and Sirius smirking at him as he pretends to listen.

Sirius mouthing off during practice because he doesn't think James will punish him.

Cut to James telling Remus to ignore Sirius for the rest of the day and Sirius falling to his knees in despair.

Sirius and Regulus making angry eyes when they play against each other.

James excitedly waving to Regulus from across the pitch, not an ounce of aggression in his body.

"I'M THE CAPTAIN." "YEAH? WELL I'M THE CAPTAIN'S BEST FRIEND, SO THERE-"

James and Sirius CONSTANTLY talking about quidditch, even when they probably shouldn't be.

Sirius being the biggest gossip on the team and James pretending to scold him

(Then asking for the details in the dorm that night)

[lostwriter--xx3]

Don't mind me just putting my 2 fav prongsfoot hcs out here

a) Yeah yeah we all know Paddy licked tf out of James in his amg form not even jegulas and wolfstar shippers can deny this cohesively BUT I'm going to die in the hill that James loved getting licked by Sirius when both of them were human. Like human Sirius just randomly licking his finger. Nothing sexual (not always anyway) just...James loves physical contact of that level of being comfortable with someone

b) Lil Paddy got very little allowance in his first year for being sorted into Griffindor BUT he saved up all of it in a jealous little bronze pile at the back of his closet. And in the summer before his 2nd year, he took it out and pimped out all of it on a small, black dog keychain as a present for James' 12th birthday to always remind James that Sirius would he there for him (yeah they were already that close). And while 5th year Sirius was pining away to death and James could never love him that way, Prongsie was building clay babies to accompany the little black dog (his name is Toebean btw) and his "very good friend", a little brown stag keychain (that James had saved up all year for) in their little cardboard house. On his and Sirius' wedding night, that was his present. Don't come for me, this is basically unwritten canon.

Add yours babes

[a-great-tragedy]

The difference between the Black brothers is that Sirius would scream family line at the top of his lungs, while Regulus would just lay on the floor and sob.

James and Remus are concerned for both of them regardless

[pearlynia]

Remus and Regulus discussing about books

Sirius, sighing dramatically: Prongs, the light of my life, since our boyfriends ditched us for each other, why don't we get married!?

James, wiping out fake tears: Padfoot, the love of my life, it would be an honor to marry you!

Sirius, fake crying: Moony, I'm dumping you for my soon to be husband!

James, fake sniffing: Regulus-

Regulus: Can you two shut the fuck up or get the fuck out, the adults are speaking.

Remus: Honestly you two, didn't Effie taught you to not interrupt your elders?

[claudufus]

I love the marauders band au bc it has so much potential, I mean imagine the interviews.

Give me Remus doing the buzzfeed interview with puppies, give me James and Sirius doing the wired autocomplete interview. Give me Regulus doing a what’s in my bag, Give me Peter beating everyone at an art challenge. Give me Sirius and James prank calling people on Elle.

I WANT IT ALL.

[mistress-riddle]

thinking about cuteness aggression but with james and sirius.

james adores cute things. he's the type to see a cute plushie and immediately buy it because he likes it and he likes having something soft and nice to hold. so surely it's no surprise that he takes a likeness to your cuteness except what you should've realised beforehand was that he was most definitely a squeezer. and with his toned arms from all his athleticism, it was sure to knock the breath out of you every time you succumbed to one of his attacks. luckily, there is a pattern, his cuteness aggression strikes when you're in oversized (his) clothes and if your cheeks are full of a sweet treat. he just thinks it's so cute how soft you look and before he knows it, he's captured you, mid speech, in his arms and giving you an affectionate squeeze as he rubs his cheek against your own, cooing softly about how you're the sweetest and most adorable person to ever exist. he doesn't release you until the next morning when you need to go to the washroom, although very reluctantly because he enjoys being cuddled up in bed.

sirius has a different way of displaying his cuteness aggression and you're quite sure it has everything to do with his spirit animal. he gets random urges to nip at you when he thinks you're looking extra cute. his favourite places to leave a little bite are on your cheeks and thighs, your most supple areas that he adores. he just can't resist it, and it surely doesn't help your case that when he's in one of his episodes of gently nipping at you, you let out the most adorable and delightful giggles he's ever heard that just spurs him on to continue his ticklish attacks. he's obsessed with you and just loves leaving little marks to show how you grab a hold of his heart. (although he's absolutely on board if you reverse it on him and start biting him instead)

[that-bitch-kat3]

james and sirius really do match each others freaks and i love them for that

[curiouslymyown]

Rest in peace prongsfoot, you would of loved putting your minecraft beds together

[randommmthoughts]

Sirius, who always wears way too many rings

But always keeps his left ring finger bare, because that finger waits for a special one from someone special

[tiredfinch]

I think they should teach Fandom Etiquette Courses in schools by legal mandate because I want people to stop being fucking mean to each other.

[grimst4rs]

absolutely loved the saintchaser hcs so... how about some prongsfoot hcs if it's not too much?

IT ABSOLUTELY IS NOT!!! actually prongsfoot my beloved <3

absolutely in love with each other and whether it’s platonic or not no one knows (it is), but everyone knows how in love with each other they are

invented the two-way mirrors because they were often put in separate detentions (for the same rule-breaking) because it never resembled a punishment for them, as long as they were together. when they had to go into detention, they always talked to each other

always share an armchair. it’s way too small for them and they end up sitting on each other more than not, but that’s the point of it

sirius could not give two shits about gossip while james is absolutely obsessed with it, so sirius just drops the juiciest gossip like it’s nothing and when james asks for details, sirius is like “i don’t know, i didn’t bother asking”

slip into the other’s bed all the time. they more often slip together than not, whether it’s in sirius’ bed or in james’

besides james’ bedroom, their favourite place to hang out during the holidays is the rooftop, where they can talk (and smoke, in sirius’ case) in peace

before sirius moved in with the potters, james used to stay with him at hogwarts during the holidays when he didn’t go back to grimmauld place. he didn’t want sirius to be alone, and he wanted him to have his own, little bit of christmas, too

definitely fooled around in james’ bedroom at home

[accio-sriracha]

*Sirius and James being brothers*

Sirius: :D

James: :D

*Sirius and Regulus being brothers*

Sirius: Fuck you, bitch.

Regulus: Die.