#Canon to me

[d-1hater]

honestly one of the main reasons I like dc is that they can’t keep a storyline straight for shit. anything I don’t like is just *not real*. that’s different storyline babes what are you talking about???

like at this point I can consider shit like wfa and hell even well written fanfics as canon bc who knows what’s going on with those funky little people?? certainly not the dc writers

[pumpkinboysblog]

One night after Arthur discovers that Merlin has magic

Arthur: *shakes Merlin* Merlin, Merlin wake up!

Merlin: wha- what do you want?

Arthur: did you ever use you magic to cheat at dice?

Merlin: why are you asking? Why does this matter right now? *He rubs his eyes*

Arthur: did you or did you not??

Merlin: yeah yeah, I did, can we go back to sleep now?

Arthur: I FUCKING KNEW YOU WERE CHEATING

[ash-and-starlight]

newly obsessed with those fics where zuko calls azula “lala” as a nickname bc. well

[gay-and-sad-tm]

[shyaringan]

you can’t convince me they aren’t all playing this card to get their way

[candycatstuffs]

im pretty sure ive mentioned this before, but i am actually SO convinced that Rouge has a scrooge mcduck style money vault where she swims in comically large piles of gems and money. Like cmon, theres no fucking way she uses a bank

[himbosandhardwear]

Steve saying incredibly wrong things about the plot of Return of the Jedi

Robin, quietly: "You're being gross."

Eddie: "No I'm not. I'm being extremely normal and cool."

Steve: "And then the Teddy Bears make CeePeepo their Queen..."

Eddie:

[skywerse]

the eepening

[ochiody]

i think after odysseus leaves calypsos island athena should try to reach out to him and get hit with seven years worth of praying begging pleading screams cries sobs etc

[starofthefullmoon]

we don’t appreciate enough the fact that Harry’s kids are Gen Z

like James Sirius is on tiktok. pulling pranks on his dad. the savior of the world, famous Harry Potter being forced into doing tik tok dances with his kids.

Lily Luna LOVES Taylor Swift. i KNOW Ginny loves her. Harry does too. Albus and James would never admit it but they know every song.

Albus loves Reputation, of that i’m certain.

Albus and Scorpius are rocking to Conan Gray in the Slytherin dorm. Scorpius loves One Direction, probably.

Albus loves to ghost his parents facetime calls. They just call Scorpius instead, he always answers.

[mysinkingsun]

More lottienat postcrash

[goldenispunk]

HEAR ME OUT

Dutch Van Der Linde almost definitely uses his bandana as a gag when he fucks

[persephonethewanderer]

eugene allerton outside a bar: *lighting a cigarette* "when you graduated college i was 13 isnt that weird"

william lee, so drunk he cant stand straight: "can yuo put that out on me"

[cod-dump]

Ghost: Masking? The only masking I use is my aloe-infused cold face mask three times a week. You think I stay looking this good by luck?? With the stress I'm under???

Gaz: Yeah we know, mate. They meant the autism.

Ghost: What does that have to do with my skincare routine???

Gaz: Bruh.

[add1ctedt0you]

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