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#Parrot #Parrotcommunication #howdoparrotscommunicatewitheachother #parrottalking #parrotspeech
#parrot behaviour#parrot#african grey parrot#Can parrot talk#Parrottalking#Parrot communication#Parrot speech
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Possibly The most surprising thing I have discovered on the internet is the number of people who will unironically refer to others as "degenerates" without expecting anyone reading this to immediately assume that they are a straight-up fascist
#i don't mean the actual nazis though alas there are an eye-opening number of those on the internet too#i mean the 19yo purity wankers who will vaguely gesture at lefty talking points while freely tossing around 'degenerate' as an insult#apparently without recognizing that this sets off like 1000 warning sirens for anyone w the slightest familiarity w fascist rhetoric#bonus points if they actually use the phrase ''degenerate art''#genuinely i have spent my entire internet life immediately blocking anyone who does this on the assumption they are an Actual Nazi#only to discover an alarming number of Kids These Days doing it????? to a point i don't think it can just be undercover fash?????#obviously the purity wank is itself concerning regardless of what political talking points they have learned to parrot but i just.#the multiple overlapping layers of accidentally-right-wing lack of self awareness are. TRULY incredible to witness.#my posts
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deeply refreshing to see someone critical of Swift who also like, genuinely likes her. Like i'm neutral to positive on her, but the online discourse has been absolutely rancid. flipping between "Taylor Swift has never done anything wrong ever and she's a fucking genius" and "Taylor Swift is the worst lyricist of all time and also a bad person" is exhausting, so thank you for like. nuance or something lmao
not to make it serious for a sec but i genuinely think that being able to like things that are bad is really important. like I think that it's an important skill to be able to look at something and see what you personally enjoy about it and then take a step back and acknowledge that objectively it's flawed. and to also be able to acknowledge that liking something isn't necessarily an identity or a moral stance. and i think that fandom space in general could really benefit from more people taking the time to learn how to do that. it's okay to like things that are bad
#people ask me sometimes why ill occasionally talk about something i like and then go 'but it's bad' and the answer is usually because it is#i love teen wolf. i love genshin impact. i love detective conan. and i fucking LOVE taylor swift. that doesnt mean theyre good#it just means i like them. and recognizing their flaws actually helps me better identify what i like about them!#it's like. in my mind bad > good is the x axis and i like it > i dont like it is the y axis yk. they're not mutually exclusive#tldr it's not that serious. we can all relax a little#irt taylor swift i do also think she has done some real harm to her fans in enabling them to deflect all criticism of her as misogyny#and i don't think it's fully the fault of these people who are parroting that response bc so much of her marketing has deliberately#reinforced this idea that to be a swiftie is to be a part of a sisterhood and that any attack on taylor is an attack on all of those women#who are in that in-group. when that's obviously not the case. but she's marketed herself as. for lack of a better term. 'girl music'#to the point where it makes her fans feel as though any criticism of the music or the woman responsible for it is an attack on their#personal experience of womanhood/girlhood/sisterhood/etc. and that's how you get all of thess bad-faith accusations of misogyny#i don't necessarily think this was her deliberate goal with her marketing tho because like. on first glance such a strong sense of communit#among fans sounds like a great thing. the friendship bracelets i got at the eras tour movie are really genuinely special to me.#but it does present a problem when your fans are unable to separate how they feel about the community and experience your music has fostere#from how they feel about you as a person. especially when you are a billionaire who absolutely CANNOT be above criticism in this economy#anyway. tldr i love taylor's music and i don't think swiftie hivemind is as deliberately malicious as it may seem#but it's obviously necessary to be able to take a step back and look objectively at what you're participating in.#anyway stream ttpd or don't idc <3#taylor swift
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hi mel came by to say that your parrot is really pretty i love your parrot design sm i feel like kicking my legs in the air when ever i see him ^_^ hes like so freaking pretttyyy wwwwwwww ^_^ i swoon :3
you get me, kade. had to stop what i was sketching to draw some more parrot for you (and myself), because i honestly love drawing him so much. 🙏
#☆ inbox .#☆ mutuals .#i also make myself swoon sometimes you're so valid#pretty boy parrot propaganda is working#one of my own designs that make me swoon#i have quite a few.....#not main tagging this#this is for me and kade only /j#we can hold hands/p and talk about pretty boys together ^_^#and silly ships
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"Madam Yu would be a Karen/ treat minimum wage employees like shit-" literally the only servant she's shown abusing is Wei Wuxian (and that's because he's the victim of a proxy war between her and Jiang Fengmian around the idea of him being adopted into the family, not because of his class). Madam Yu's two handmaid's love and respect her, and Madam Yu actually defends them when Wang Lingjiao tries being a Karen to them. She also tells Wang Lingjiao to fuck off when she demands the Jiang servants bring her tea.
Also, Karens are unpleasant women, but not all unpleasant women are Karens. That term is about entitlement and being unreasonable (and often times, racist). Madam Yu is mean and unpleasant to talk to, but she keeps most of her interactions brief and probably doesn't have the time or mental energy to be a Karen or hold a grudge that long. If you want an actual example of a Karen in mdzs, Wang Lingjiao is right there
#mdzs#mo dao zu shi#grand master of demonic cultivation#for those confused on who I'm arguing against- this is about comments left on the “who'd be more insufferable online” tournament#I'll stop writing Madam Yu defense posts when y'all start actually looking at how she's described in the books#you guys just parrot and amplify the same “woman mean” narrative about her and its frustrating#I'm convinced most of you dont even read what she says or know she has motivations#and because i get at least one person going “so you're excusing child abuse” every time I talk about her-#No. I am not defending or excusing any of the bs she's actually done in canon#child abuse bad. theres just a lot of misinformation out there on what that abuse actually entailed#1 or 2 lashes that do not break the skin + shit talking and kneeling is a different punishment from whipping someone till they can't move#the former was her usual interaction with wwx. the later was an act to get the wens to fuck off#also can you guys please acknowledge the fact she was incredibly angry and on edge in canon because a war was about to start#and her kids and clan (but especially her kids) were being put in active danger#and that her ranting sessions happened around her family and she was venting#and that she's shown being cordial to unrelated people#she's a well respected figure. that wouldn't happen if she was a karen#and if we're looking at a modern au where there isnt a war happening she probably wouldnt be as on edge
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LRB Marika IS an more complicated character than someone who wanted control and power, of course. In a way, she hates the nature of life itself. Rulers raising only to fall, civilisations forming only to rot into the point of being overthrown and replaced with new ones, biomes forming only to be destroyed by new natural disasters... births happening only for there to be deaths. Endless torment cycle of life and death, in history, nature, and everything else that exists or will exist.
Like, you can't blame her either. I think many people wondered whether it'd be better to stop it and reach perfection, stability and immortality. Heaven promised in many religions touches the similar concept after all - no more pain, destruction, turmoil and deaths. And it IS ironic how the entity that had that perfection, Greater Will itself, didn't want that and searched those cycles instead. And Marika experienced being treated as just another cycle first hand, when it decided it was time for her to go and be replaced by Gloam-Eyed Queen. But I feel like she might have seen the larger picture than just her authority and power being threatened, because that low blow was just a part of the larger "issue" - how life itself works. She is Eternal maybe not in vain, but to become the 'face' of the rebellious concept of stopping the cycle and ensuring stability, the same thing forever. She manifests that idea of stability, and then does it again when she counts on Tarnisheds to battle into eternity. Because eternal battle with no winner is ALSO stability, it is ALSO a way to halt the vicious wheel from taking new turns.
In other words, she sees a sadistic design in the cycles, maybe more sadistic than whatever oppression she could have forced on others to establish the stability. Fromsoft consistently mocks the pursuit for not letting the fire die that ultimate stability in their works, so it is clear what side THEY take. Because, yes, like Melina said, it is beautiful that new life will still sprout from death. The cycles are not only misery, but also joy, and hope, and enjoying what you can when you are STILL here. And earlier than that, Ancestral Followers understood this idea and they could not be more happy! But I always loved that characters who dread the cyclic nature are given respect and can be sympathetic, they are never treated as simply ignorant, vain villains in the writing
#elden ring#marika the eternal#how normal people simp: argh why marika didn't turn around in that trailer please step on me#how katyahina simps: whatever high drugs essays like this are#(this is why I don't have many fandom friends fshhdhfs)#also yes sorry for parroting but I swear I can talk about this topic FOREVER it is so interesting and fascinating!
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I was feeling like a bit of slightly-angsty isolation this thursday, so...
AU where, instead of a double transmigration happening, RokSoo transmigrated to ogCale's body, but ogCale was put into a newly made double of his body and confined into a dimension pocket.
And just, no one knows about it and he can't get out until certain conditions are reached. For example: that someone finally gets rid of WS.
Luckily for him, RokSoo and company are rather fast to kill the white star. It only took them two years, way better than in his previous timeline.
Although, those are still two years in which og!Cale, the 40-year-old war soldier turned an 18-year-old time-traveler, had to spend trapped in that place. Completely alone except for the occasional god checking on him, and a few animals a god had the kindness to let for him. (It was Loki, but no one is going to call him out).
Og!Cale is a person who loves easily and deeply but, contrary to his true nature, someone who lived through decades without deep boundaries to gave him feedback. Whether it was during the war that took everyone he knew from him, or before that, with the family he choose to stay at distance and love them from the side-lines. He lived so long without feeling genuine care, making any emotional bond that isn't one-sided, that he's hungry for them.
Being in the past, where everyone he loves hadn't died yet, where they will live, and being so close— just a dimensional door away, really— but not being able to see them, hear them, nor even talk to them... It hurts.
He's happy and so, so glad. They're alive. They can laugh and eat and breath again— and, someday, he will see them again. Even if they don't know how to act with him and is uncomfortable. Even if, most probably, they don't know he's not there and don't miss him, he will see them again.
So, yeah, he's fine with this situation. He accepted this.
That doesn't mean that the waiting doesn't suck. He, a freedom loving person, trapped in the godly version of a safehouse. Most of the days it's only he, his thoughts and the ridiculous massive library Athena managed to fit in here. And his friends, the animals, of course.
Inside of that lonely place, of course, Cale gets attached to the animals that are by his side everyday. He was already an animal lover, to begin with. The little guys who just go through their lives being absolutely adorable and are more loyal than most people around... How can he not love them?
Besides, Athanasia, the griffin, gives the best cuddles he has ever had.
He gets used, eventually. It's not like he never had lived in a big house where the only beings around wouldn't speak more than three words to him. (Well, at least the animals try to talk with him. He just needed to learn what they mean.)
And Cale can do whatever he wants here. If he wants to play the violin or paint, do acrobatics or keep his training, he can just do it. There's no need to hide. No need to restrain himself.
There's no one here to get sad at her memories. No one to spread rumors about 'skills' or 'talents'. No one to turn his interests into weapons against his own family by comparing Bassen to him.
Eventually, it feels like a different kind of freedom here.
—And then he gets out.
#so he has to stay there until the things with ws finish#he's so bored and trying not to have bad thoughts#so he keeps himself bussy with anything he can think of#the library? he read it thrice already#he plays with every single of the animals there#he teaches the parrot to sing and give sassy remarks#he plays catch the ball with the griffin#and fake fights with the fenrir#he also talks with them all the time as if he could understand them and the gods don't know if he's joking or not#except loki. he knows the truth#he tried every single hobby that he could think of at least once#kept some of them but he's never doing pottery ever again#too much mud under his fingers. his brain and og!cale himself didn't like it#krs!cale is gonna be jealous that someone else got the chance to live his slacker life#while he was running around dealing with terrorists#but og!cale had had enough isolation for a life time (hah)#the god of death is going to be in some deep shit once they find out#og!cale probably would try to explain that#no. it was not kidnapping. i accepted this#“i mean. being trapped in a dimensional pocket where you can lose track of the time easily is not that fun#but it wasn't that bad either. I had animals with me"#and accidentally make it worst#though they get distracted when og!cale presents his pets to the children and mary#og!cale henituse#og cale#og cale henituse#og!cale#athanasia the griffin#she's baby and could kill a man with a single paw#but she most likely won't
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Zenos, who is relying on vague advice about "love languages" after hearing his boyfriend mention a cheesy obscure eroge a single time while he was in the room
#Eorzea Academy#Academia Eorzea#Zenos yae Galvus#Au Ra Xaela#zenoswol#wolzenos#codysenshiart#Eorzea Academy ArkheZenos is just various antics with Zenos parroting relationship advice extremely literally#because he's of the mind that intimate activities don't make sense to dwell on when they physically excite each other enough in battle#but he does think it's fair to compromise somehow since Arkhe drops everything to fight him all the time so he sought the advice#he'll not say a single word to Arkhe when he listens to what Arkhe expresses interest in and manages to get the best editions of it all#the shiniest and newest and rarest that're impossible to find#and he never once reveals how he gets the stuff because it's not important to him#he was told you can give gifts to your special someone to show your appreciation of them and he's doing just that#and yes he gets 99% of the stuff in super shady ways this is Zenos we're talking about he'd do whatever he wanted to get the stuff#his whole thing when expressing his feelings in other ways that aren't combat-oriented boils down to ''I don't get it but whatever''
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Now that I’ve finally posted about Monument Valley. The floodgates have been opened
Go listen to Hawaii: Part II. I can’t explain it but the whole album reminds me of Ida in some way
#I LEARNED YESTERDAY THAT CROWS CAN TALK LIKE PARROTS AND IT’S THE BEST INFO I HAVE EVER RECEIVED??? WHY HASN’T ANYONE TOLD ME THIS BEFORE???#IT’S THE MOST TRIPPY THING TO HEAR BUT OMG IT’S GREAT#monument valley#monument valley game#monument valley ida#monument valley ro’s daughter#IDA + RO’S DAUGHTER DYNAMIC REAL
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Hey 🗑️🔥 gang (@katkastrofa @rokurookajima @shadelorde)…
Heard you guys like feral women 😏😏😏
#yes this is directly inspired by Syd and Nightmare’s recent animalistic Raava pieces#I’m sorry if you expected something related to the spirit kites but I’m obsessed with my OCs first and foremost#and Suiren is already very feral in most verses. the mermaid AU just adds a biological factor to it#but actually. fun fact. she doesn’t even look as feral as she would be were she a full mermaid#(yeah I’m spoiler alert that’s not really a spoiler given that I drew a lot for this AU last year and already gave it away. Ghazan’s human)#(meaning Suiren’s only half mermaid. I’ve never drawn her in this AU but I imagine Ming-Hua looking ever more monster like)#(bc I dislike when mermaids are just pretty girls with fish tails. give me FANGS and CLAWS and SCALES and GILLS and FINS)#(so yeah. Ming-Hua has a lot more scaled and also dorsal fins running higher up her back. and a more dexterous tail. I should draw her)#but I hope the vibe still comes across. with the blood and all 😁#was it a fish she ate or a too curious human? that’s for me to know and for you to find out#ANYWAY!! some new headcanons about my mermaids based on what you guys said about human Raava:#my mermaids don’t inherently know human language. their underwater communication sounds similar to whale singing#above water it’s more of a chirping noise? though more elongated and melodic than a dolphin’s. something between a trill and a whine#and most don’t have the capacity to speak human language. but sirens have unique vocal chords that allow the siren spell to work#it’s similar to a parrot’s. they’re very good at mimicry. it’s an evolutionary hunting tactic#but they also have more developed brains than a parrot’s therefore can not only mimic but consciously speak#though it takes time to master. like a foreign language#am I implying that when Mingzan met as kids they couldn’t understand each other and Ghazan taught her to speak human? yes. yes I am#because I’m a sucker for language barriers and think that scenario is adorable. fucking sue me.#and obliviously Suiren was taught both mermaid and human. but it was Midori who helped her keep up her knowledge#(look I don’t have that part plotted out yet but Something happens to their parents and they’re left on their own. as a parallel to SotRL)#(also btw Midori was born without a tail but still not quite human. she has scales and gills and ear fins and fangs and glowing eyes)#(and no one but Suiren and Haya know about all that. Haya makes her hide it and convinces her that she’s a half fish freak :/)#(at least.. until a certain Beifong with an interest in marine biology comes along…)#(yes Green Opal in this verse are the epitome of ‘there are many benefits to being a marine biologist’)#how did I end up talking about Midori. anyway. yes I made both Kuvira and Ghazan monsterfuckers. no I’m not ashamed#my art#artists on tumblr#Nia’s mermaid AU#sotrl suiren
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Birdes of a Feather
General - RD Possession AU, 2553 Words
[ Author's Note: this is what that poll was about lmao. i had a lot of fun writing this but it felt too self indulgent to put anywhere but tumblr hfjgdjfghdfhg so i'm just putting it here for the sake of archiving my writing. jay uses she/they/he pronouns btw. enjoyyyyy ]
It was a bit too quiet today. Jay was still half asleep as he scooped up his pager, rubbing her eyes before squinting at her assignments for the day. There wasn’t anything new, just check-ups with the current patients. They had done it all before, and mumbled to themself as they put their golden button into their coat pocket.
She just needed to see how the other interns were doing, then figure out how best to divide up the work from there. Jay had been making a habit of picking up excess work for the other interns just so that way they could keep themselves afloat. Half of them were still in high school, the others seemed just stressed, and she wanted to help if she could.
Jay didn’t seem to have much left in terms of assigned patients. She huffed as she holstered the pager on her pants, taking a moment to stretch. They had just come off of their lunch break, and spent most of it fucking around playing games on their phone. If they were quick, maybe they could get the last few ones on her list done before the handover took place. That way, there would be even less work for the others.
Just a few more to go, and she could clock out. No problem.
Jay tried not to sigh as she pushed her body to move, just wanting to get it over with. They popped an earbud into their right ear, and started walking with their clipboard in hand. They had to check in on the bird quartet in the plant room, then the Stevensons in their ward, and then from there-
THUMP.
Okay, she heard that over her music. Jay stopped in her tracks, taking her earbuds out to listen in. The hospital lights seemed to drone on in a sort of sinister way, but the noise didn’t make itself known again.
The intern supervisor just swallowed nervously, pulling their earbuds into a loose ball and stuffing them in their coat pocket. For a brief moment, they considered unhooking their pepper spray from their lanyard – before quickly remembering she should be helping people get out of the hospital, not in. Jay bit the inside of his lip, trying to settle her nerves before continuing on the path to the plant room.
Right as she was reaching to open the plant room, there it was again. Another loud thunk as something made impact with glass. This time, closer-
Suddenly, the window that peeked into the plant room was obscured entirely by feathers. Jay yelped and jumped back, before realizing what it was.
It was the Cockatiel. Well, Mrs. Stevensons’ Cockatiel, to be specific. It seemed to have been startled by something, and was flapping around the plant room. Or – was it trapped there? The door was shut soundly, and while the birds were more than smart enough to figure out ways to get around, they didn’t have enough strength to turn a doorknob aside from the Owl.
“Okay shh, settle down. Calmate, pajarito,you’re gonna hurt yourself,” Jay murmured to the glass, hoping the bird would hear her. It did, and seemed to back away from the door to make room for her to get inside. It made a shrill call when she didn’t immediately walk in, to which she responded with a tired “ya voy, ya voy.”
The other interns had handed Jay any examinations with the birds, since they were more comfortable handling them. Even now, she was a bit anxious handling the Owl, but it had a rather intelligent demeanor that quickly made her feel at ease while checking on the bird quartet. However, by now the four birds had learned to identify her shuffling footsteps when she came down the hall. Was that why the Cockatiel was hitting the glass? Because it heard her coming?
She shrugged and creaked the door open, shutting it behind her. Whatever was so urgent apparently didn’t require her immediate attention, as the Cockatiel flew out of sight.
“Okay, very funny. I’m telling your mama to let you have less treats if you keep doing this to scare the doctors,” Jay mumbled aloud. “If you’re just lonely, say so.”
Her words were met with an uncharacteristic silence. Jay frowned at that, taking a few more steps into the room. There wasn’t anything out of the ordinary, as far as she could tell. The plants looked a little worse for wear – what with the kids regularly coming in here to dance and the birds pushing their way around the shelves. The supervisor tilted her head.
“Cotorrito, what’s wrong? You wanna go to sleep, maybe? I can close the blinds if that’s the case, but…” This was starting to freak her out. The other birds didn’t seem to be here, either. The Parrot, Oriole, and Owl were nowhere in sight. Usually wherever one was, the others were, too.
Jay bit the inside of her lip, and went to close the plant room’s blinds. Sometimes her own birds made a fuss when they wanted to sleep already but couldn’t because of light or noise, so maybe this would help?
It was right when she pulled the first one closed that she felt a sudden gust of wind, and a bird hiss. Jay instinctively ducked, feeling the rush of talons above her.
“WHAT THE HELL,” she screeched, looking up to spot the Owl flying back up to the hanging ceiling lights.
Okay, so they’re bored. Jay sighed, reaching into her pocket to pull out her lanyard’s house keys and jingled them for a second. Sure enough, the Parrot swooped out and with another hiss, dove at the keychain.
“What’s with you today, little weirdos?” Jay mumbled affectionately, reaching to provide a perch for the Parrot. However, the instant she got close enough to poke its stomach with a finger, it made a loud shriek that scared her again before flying off.
Dios mio, they’re all going nuts.
Right as she thought that, she heard the flapping of wings again as the Oriole dove at her head. This time Jay was on guard, and gently put her clipboard in between the two. The Oriole landed on the top edge, its beak clacking as it tried to pull something out of her hair. When it didn’t get anything more than a strand, it backed off to join the others.
“Oye, calmate! Qué demonios, qué clase de comportamiento- Oh fuck.”
It was then that she noticed the odd hue in the bird quartet’s eyes. Jay had already memorized every detail of their plumage, their coloration, everything, so she knew what was normal – whatever the hell she was looking at was not. The birds seemed to stare at her with glowing purple eyes, clearly all affected by whatever was going on.
“Okay, that’s not funny. You four need to calm down,” Jay muttered, huffing as she narrowed her eyes.
In response, the quartet let out an angry call. Then, before she could figure out what to do next-
The Owl’s talons swiped at her clipboard, scooping it away. The Parrot and Oriole then grabbed her lanyard, house keys and pepper spray and all, managing to take it while Jay was already bewildered by losing the clipboard.
Then-
Right in the center of her forehead, there was a sudden impact with a hiss from the Cockatiel. Jay cried out as she fell unceremoniously, only barely aware of the sound of the birds backing off once more. Somewhere, her glasses clattered to the ground.
What the hell..? Oww.
She pressed a hand to the point of impact, wincing as she felt what had to be blood. There was no mistaking it. Jay groaned aloud, squinting in the dark as she tried to spot where the birds went.
Something was definitely wrong. What it was, Jay wasn’t sure of, but she knew it wasn’t good. She rested her head back down on the tiled floor, trying to regain her bearings as she felt around with a hand for her glasses.
“None of my birds ever did that,” Jay muttered, wiping the blood off her head. It didn’t show any signs of stopping, but it was a good thing she was in the hospital. She’d have to have someone take a look at it, though it would be embarrassing to admit a bunch of birds got the better of her.
She sighed, squinting again as she tried to spot where they went. Jay could barely spot the figure of the Owl and its gleaming purple eyes, as if it was watching and waiting for whatever happened next.
There was an odd sort of itching sensation in her scalp. She was starting to get a terrible headache – though she figured that must be a sign of a concussion.
Ah fuck. Paperwork on this one’s gonna suck.
Jay grimaced, but tried to wipe at her head with her coat sleeve.
It was when she pulled her arm away that she caught a glimpse of it.
That same purple hue, almost glowing in the dark, was painted all over her sleeve where her blood should be.
What the fuck is-?
Before she could think any further along that train of thought, the pain spiked in Jay’s head. She cried out, hands scrambling to find purchase on anything that was in reach. Her fingertips started to feel numb as she crammed them between the floor tiles, trying to find anything to hold onto.
There was a sickening noise – like bones breaking – and suddenly the pressure in her head lessened. The pain dulled a bit and Jay had a moment to catch her breath. It took a moment to realize that she had screamed.
She blinked and suddenly the room felt a lot brighter. Her vision was still blurry, but it was as if she could see in the dark. The bird quartet seemed to be watching her still.
…What’s… what’s happening?
Jay tried to pull herself up into a seated position, and quickly thought better of it. “N-nope. Staying on the floor a bit longer,” she mumbled aloud. She could feel the blood running down her face and cautiously pulled her phone out, trying to get her camera open.
That was when she noticed the purple spreading across her fingers as well. Jay briefly felt panic, before something else told her to stay calm.
This is normal, just breathe. It’s not over yet, the voice murmured to her.
How is any part of this normal, she wanted to ask, before managing to get the camera up and facing herself. There was movement above her eye line-
The new things on her head twitched, fanning themselves out. It looked like – wings? Wings, on her head? Bird wings.
That must’ve been what the pressure was-
“What the fuck did you four do,” Jay ground out, pushing herself up despite how much her head protested. She squinted at her phone, trying to open messages up. If she could just call Ian, or Ada, or anybody-
As if on cue, the birds made a screech before taking flight again, swooping in her direction. Jay groaned, curling over the device in her hands as she tried to keep it close.
JB: llgjjjdkgdlfg JB: ianIANIANIANIANIAN JB: PLANTROROOM IAN: what?? JB: BIRDSGONENIUST IAN: Jay, I’m really busy with everything going on so if this is an inside joke or something I’m not able to piece it together right now, I’m sorry. IAN: Actually, wait, you’re in the plant room?!
She huffed in annoyance, trying to open her camera again to take a picture of her current state – and it was right then that the Owl gained a good grasp on the phone. It swooped off towards the sink.
“Don’t you fucking dare-”
Plop. Her phone fell into the sink, the device making a final gurgled notification chime as it ceased to work.
Her feathers – no, her hair – stood on end as she seethed, pulling herself up to a standing position. “Do you know how hard it is to get a good replacement phone that isn’t a cheap piece of shit nowadays? They keep trying to sell you the new crap that takes a few months for that planned obsolescence to kick in!”
The Owl, of course, doesn’t respond, for it is an owl. It simply clacks its beak sleepily, then spreads its wings to fly towards one of the shelves again.
Okay, it’s not safe here. It’s not safe… in here, or in the rest of the hospital, if the other patients are like this too. I should get the hell out of here…
And what about the interns you’re supposed to keep an eye on?
Jay froze as she thought on it. The interns, they…
They could probably be dead by now, the voice murmured. There’s those two sword wielding men, and that baseball player… and who knows what else is out there.
They’re our fucking patients, they’re not gonna attack kids-
Then why did those four attack you?
Jay’s head felt too full again, and she shook it to try to clear her mind. They’re birds, that’s just what they do. Maybe I just… intruded on a nest? Birds are really territorial…
Hmm, the voice hummed in response.
Oh, wait. I have to warn them.
Jay started to move, but found something still stopping her. No, not quite. There was something else she had to do. Something more important.
Maybe I should… make a nest too. That way, the interns… Nobody can hurt them.
Atta girl, was all she heard before her head spiked in pain again.
Jay cried out as she pressed her hands to her temples, trying to relieve the pressure. Something cold was washing over her, something foreign- but just as it was getting to be too much, it passed. The supervisor took a moment to regain her bearings. Her back felt odd, and her head still hurt, but she seemed to be fine for the most part. Her vision was a little blurry still – though now she wasn’t even sure if it was because of the concussion or not. Jay briefly considered stopping to find her glasses, but changed her mind.
She had to warn the interns about what was happening- no, she had to make a safe refuge for them. They were already in for the long haul, Jay just needed to make sure nothing worse happened to them. A sort of anxious energy filled her as she reached to open the plant room door again, this time noticing the purple claws that sprouted from her fingertips.
…Just my luck to turn into some bird-thing, huh..?
Well, she’d use it to her advantage.
Whatever it takes, I’ll…
Jay couldn’t help but cackle as she held the door open for the other birds, letting them back into the rest of the hospital. She’d get them back for what they did later – for now, she had some supply closets to raid for nest material. Jay could faintly recall the janitor pointing out one that had spare lab coats.
I’ll keep them safe.
She made her way down the hall, ignoring the dull ache in her back. She had work to do.
I’ll keep all of the hospital’s fledglings safe…
#owl rhythm doctor#parrot rhythm doctor#cockatiel rhythm doctor#oriole rhythm doctor#rdpossessionau#intern sona#my writing#jay birde#rhythm doctor#i feel like we as a fanbase dont talk about how fucking scary owls are. they can crush your hand so easy#guardian of the ebony backwoods
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There's also like never been any indication that mo and jt don't love Mitch.....so they'd probably be fine with sharing the a......also I doubt auston would be thrilled with Mitch being stripped of his A....thats his guy!!!!
no exactly like... it's not a demotion to have to share one, but it is a demotion to just remove one completely for no reason? mitch has had one now since 2019 like get a grip. he's a clear leader too regardless of whether you hate him or not. and i genuinely don't think auston would be happy at all if getting the c came at the cost of removing mitch from the a's for no reason at all. like? it's just yet another way a bunch of cry babies about mitch are losing their mind trying to mentally punish him bc they're mad. fuck off, lmao. we've been operating w 3 a's for a long time now and i'm absolutely positive jt or mo wouldn't make a big deal out of it.
#easks#they all love him lol#i dont wanna be the rangers w 4893249234 a's but this is just how it worked out.#ppl can parrot that mitch blackmailed his way into the leadership group all they want but hes BEEN there.#he IS a leader. every fucking person that talks abt him says as much like fkldsj#its not out of politeness that he receives positive feedback from basically every man who has ever been teammates w him lfmakdf#and even ppl who arent teammates w him and would love to be lol
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spell of explode all transphobes Activate
#god i'm tired fkfhdj#i just want some kind of like#Worldwide Rule where you're not allowed to talk about shit you know nothing about#like. oh you have an opinion on trans people ? how much do you know about the effects of hrt ?#can you cite an accurate statistic about the rate of detransition ? have you researched what puberty blockers are ?#have you met and talked to a transgender person before ? a psychologist who has worked with trans patients ?#can you give a broad definition of the word ''non-binary'' ? do you know what a pronoun is ? have you heard of stonewall ?#can you name even one trans man ?#fail any of those and Sorry you gotta shut up now you're not qualified for this conversation#apply to any topic. racism. the climate. palestine. fatphobia. etc#too many damn people are comfortable parading around their Terribly Uninformed takes for other dipshits to parrot and spread#like i'm sorry but if you can't even tell me what tucking is why should i listen ? why should anyone#like this isn't even in-depth understanding i'm demanding it's literally the fucking basics#at they very least. if you don't know shit. then fucking say so.#''i think __ but i'm not an expert and i could be wrong'' something like that#rather than ''I THINK __ FOR NO GOOD REASON JUST GUT FEELING AND I'LL NEVER CHANGE MY MIND''#just being louder than the people correcting your blatant misinformation doesn't fucking cut it. it shouldn't.
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How do you think a friend group of Cassie, Evan and Gregory would be like. Also random but what birds do you like?
gregory and Cassie work really well together with their personalities and they can sass eachother while being able to match eachothers energy. they have history together and their first meeting was one spawned from kindness, and that makes them closer. even if they arent related, they view eachother as brother and sister and family because of their dynamic
cassie and evan get along as in they understand eachother, with Cassie being an emotional person but having people like Gregory who dont ridicule her for it unlike evan. shes able to help Evan with his emotions and have a better relationship with himself and it feels like they're in it together
evan views cassie as someone on his side who he can relate to and hes in the same boat as and shes a good person to hang out with for Evan to get away from all of the gritty dirty masculine stuff Michael tries to force him into. gregory was Evans first real genuine friend and Evan's able to be himself without having to do this or that just to be accepted, and having a good support system allows him to be more comfortable in his own skin and hate himself less, and to grow into himself. hes quiet at first but eventually is able to shoot back in fun squabbles without the worry of being yelled at.
evan and gregory are like. you would expect them to not get along. gregory is like michael as in his sure of himself and strong and kind of violent but unlike michael, he uses that to help himself and his friends and family and chooses to be kind.
he doesnt treat Evan like anything. he doesn't treat him like Michael does, like hes just a nuisance that deserves to be ridiculed for how anxiety ridden and emotional he is, nor does he treat Evan like hes fragile and needs protecting and like hes glass. gregory is the first person to be Evan's friend for a reason outside of pity or sympathy, and it does wonders for Evan having someone he can grow with who doesn't view him one way or another. Evan's just Evan to Gregory, and even though he might freak out sometimes, Gregory never judges him for it, nor does cassie, and they help him rather than pointing and laughing or rolling their eyes
it feels jarring to Evan about how casual they are about helping them, like they arent treating it like it's the end of the world when he gets upset or cries or panics. they accept that it's something he does and don't make a big deal out of it and just help him out until hes okay again. it helps him sooo much with learning how to control his emotions and manage his anxiety and help himself when people arent poking and prodding or laughing or yelling at him over it
they're all just good for eachother and best friends :)
#putting the bird answer in the tags so ppl can reblog if they want :)#my favorite birds are for sure number 1 is the old german owl pigeon#i also love lovebirds and any parrots mostly and common barn owls#cardinals are also up there#pandas.txt#pandas talks#pandas asks#thoughts#evan#Gregory#cassie#gregory and evan#evan and cassie#gregory and cassie#i like you better as a brother than as a friend#ilybaabtaaf
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Anyone else experience hypnopomic hallucinations? I get them for a week like every 2-3 years it’s so bizarre.
#last night I had woken up and seen three birds on my dresser and my boyfriend wouldn’t wake up bc I was like#are u serious why are there birds#giant colorful parrots#I was so pissed 😭#I ended up falling asleep but my most common one is seeing thousands of tiny black spiders#it also lasts for like 3-5 minutes and I can walk and talk normally although dazed bc I’m in a sleep state#but I can remember everything#hypnopomic hallucinations#hallucinations
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ace attorney always has something going on that makes it a little unbelievable but i think you get used to it after like the first three cases in the entire game because they force you to accept that maya can just turn into her deceased sister at any time for funsies
#that was actually so insane please tell me i’m not the only one that had to do multiple double takes when that started happenjng#at first i was like okay phoenix is experiencing grief induced psychosis whatever#but then it kept happening. and then maya was like ‘oh you didn’t know we could do this???’ and everyone just goes along with it#so then at that point it’s like okay whatever everything is normal#the cross examinnng a parrot thing is not crazier than the talking to dead people thing#ace attorney#maya fey#mia fey#phoenix wright#pw aa#ace attorney trilogy#also like#i’m not even done w the second case of apollo justice#but like what in gods name is this bracelet thing#like oh okay ur bracelet can talk to you or whatever#yes apollo i believe you apollo whatever you say apollo
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