#Calling this
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🪩Baxter Ward ✖ Ohedo Julia Night🌸 (ft.Xavier!)
#rui draw smth#our life#olba#our life: beginnings & always#baxter ward#xavier valenti#olba xavier#calling this#BaxterLoid saga#or ol:baw/j#ohedo julia night
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“whats with the robe?” “i find its easier to get people to accept what i am when im shaped like their idea of it, ive also grown fond of this form over the recent centuries”
or, the twins meet Death
#silly little worldbuilding au#among the gods theres also Order and Chaos; Time and Space; the Fates-working under Time and Deaths counterpart Birth#also known as Creation or The Beginning or The Axolotl#gravity falls#oc#my art#fanart#mabel pines#dipper pines#ill draw the other gods as well…….soon#theyre all essentially Concepts that take on different forms#chaos is a jester birth is the axolotl fates are very busy geometrically amporhous office workers#order is a dragon#time and space dont take forms#space IS all matter itself anyway and time rarely gathers it’s consciousness#calling this#gf dual-gods au#because all the gods exist with their counterparts
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When I think about Steve Harrington and I try to think about like, his One True Skill, or his Vocation, or the Thing He’s Meant to Be Doing, like we like to do for characters sometimes, I’m always stumped. Like oh, he’d be a great kindergarten teacher, or he’d own a diner or he would be good at art… like everyone has this one ideal career path or whatever.
But I look at Steve Harrington and I see Jerry Gergich.
Hear me out. Guy’s got a 9 to 5 job, Monday to Friday, never stays late, never works weekends. Has benefits he can add his family to, steady paycheck. Paid vacation days. Wakes up at the same time everyday to make his family breakfast, gets out of work in time to help the kids with homework and make them dinner.
So Steve can sit at his desk at work and sign his forms and schedule the park activities and listen to people complain about getting sick after drinking water from the sprinklers, then he clocks out at five pm.
He takes the lunch he packed and drives to the garage where Billy’s waiting with a matching bag, and they eat together at one of the parks he wrangled the budget for because he’s a Harrington and he’s still a bit of a bitch and he can argue with the mayor until the man sweats through his shirt, and it’s not fair the children on Hawkins don’t have anywhere safe to play after the town’s been through so much. Billy laughs at stories about Steve’s coworkers and at the guy who got stuck in the playground equipment, and tells Steve about the cars he’s working on that day.
After work, Steve swings by the grocery store and picks up the milk they ran out of that morning, grape juice for Billy and this and that for dinner, and he goes home to the little house he shares with Billy. He’s almost done with the food by the time Billy gets home.
Billy hovers around Steve while he cooks, distracts him with kisses and squeezes and by stealing food before it’s done, and this is the center of Steve’s life, this is his Grand Life Aspiration.
Not a career or a huge job, but a job he can leave behind and not think about once he crosses over the threshold of his home, and that will never keep him from this, from his family. From Billy.
(His boss is still played by Nick Offerman)
#calling this#parks and rec!steve#call this a modern au if you like#wrote this quickly before bed#just some thoughts#harringrove#it’s more about Steve but I didn’t want billy antis to hijack it so I made it harringrove :)#Steve Harrington#sorcery writes#mine#billy x steve
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Where did y’all come from??
anyways vote avatrice
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How do you fall in love so easily with things
soft heart deranged brain disorder
#calling this#intro post#anonymous#letterbox#love for you is like a religion#lyrics#tbh this should be pinned it explains everything#about me#i don't think this message was meant as shade but if it was i deserve it i understand lol#goodnight/good morning 💞
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nimble, a border collie-papillon mix, wins the 12” class in the 2024 masters agility championship. the first time a mixed breed has won at westminster ever.
#that’s a bright expression#agility#dogs#borderpap#she leans into her jump & runs like a motogp driver practically sideways to the ground#mixed breed#oops i’ve read a lot & maybe my post unintentionally contributes to the pattern of calling designer dogs mutts when that’s not right#but then again a lot of people learned what a howitzer is. educational post
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people will say "why cant the eldritch gods just be nice to humans :((" and then kill a bug for existing near them
#this post has a silly tone ok. i am pointing out irony. i am not calling out bug killers.#i love bugs but i am not going to put you in prison if you kill them . post over
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if you're feeling powerless right now—and god knows I am—here's a reminder you can donate to the National Network of Abortion Funds, the Trans Law Center, Gaza Soup Kitchen, the Palestine Children's Relief Fund, and hundreds of other charities that will work to mitigate the damage that has been and will continue to be inflicted
life continues. we still have the capacity to do good, important work. that matters
#I'm calling it now and heading to sleep#and by shabbos maybe someone will have publiziced a version of התפילה בשלומה של מלכות that accurately describes#the degree to which certain parties can go fuck themselves#politics#donate#willow's greatest hits
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Idk what au im cooking.. but Im cooking..
#gravity falls#au#gravity falls noir#<< calling it that#stanford pines#stan pines#stanley pines#dipper pines#mabel pines#my art#idk what is going on but im probably just gonna make a bunch of fake movie looking screenshots#and i just wanna see the grunkles in suits doin undercover stuff
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So there’s a trend going round where you draw Miku inspired by your own culture and normally I just sit those out bc i’m from England but then the image of her covered in fake tan with the full chav makeup and sloppily bleached blue pigtails popped into my head and i almost threw up laughing. So here’s bri’ish Miku. She smells like impulse body spray and spent the last 30 minutes arguing with the teacher who told her to take her coat off. It’s chewsday innit
edit: i fucked up with the cigarette i know it’s the wrong way round blease stop making fun of me 😔💔
#what do i call her. chav miku?#chav miku#hatsune miku#she will call you a sket behind your back but she’ll let you borrow her deodorant after PE. she’s a real one
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i dont see why i cant start a trend, so here goes. lets try to build back our attention spans. lets try to focus on just one thing for as long as possible. lets not watch those "asmr for people with adhd" videos where they fuck up adhd folks even worse. lets resist the urge to reach for our phones when watching a movie. lets read the articles we reblog, even when theyre boring. i know its hard, i have adhd too, but its worth it. i also know that this hard work doesnt always seem super impressive to other people, so id love for yall to tell me in the tags or replies if youve done something, no matter how small, for your attention span. you deserve to feel like youve taken back some of what social media has ripped from you
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I was inspired
#gravity falls#book of bill#ford pines#stanford pines#bill cipher#dipper pines#Mason pines#billford#I guess you could call him my muse heh *inserts that one tiktok smug emoji*#no ford is not referring to twink bill it’s literally just triangle bill#the family reunion is gonna be a lot more awkward now
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i am so absolutely utterly scared that my insane grandfather in his 80s who runs miles every morning is going to leave me a bird in his will and i am especially scared he is going to leave me a large cockatoo named "captain hook". hook has been trying to make me his child bride since i was like 6 years old and every time i see him again which has only been a couple times with decades in between hook is like "you. it's always been you. ever since you were born i've known we were meant to be" captain hook you are a bird and i am a LESBIAN and i don't WANT an eternal sentinel captain HOOK!!!!!!!
#it's been a real catherine called birdy situation between me and captain hook#hopefully being a dyke will save me from being in the will
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'ao3 needs a like and dislike button'
what you need, my algorithm-rotten minded friend, is a grip
#ao3#archive of our own#what.do.you.MEAN#how do these takes still find me#HOW#'but I only want to read the good stuff' THAT MEANS DIFFERENT THINGS TO DIFFERENT PEOPLE#THERE ARE HIDDEN GEMS YOU WONT EVEN FIND#also you know what you TRULY want? fics recs it's called fic recs but hey cant have that if you dont read THE FUCKING FICS first#imagine thinking fanworks are uniquely for your consumption and products to be ranked on a scale#ANYWAY it just boggles the mind
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I forgive you Joker, U are a good boy
#digital art#art#character art#artists on tumblr#artwork#my art#fanart#batman#illustration#joker#tumblr memes#funny memes#memes#humor#funny#lol#meme#im not calling you good boy#batjokes#batman x joker
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