Could not justify the watch for the price 😭
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"Can we go see Criss Angel in Las Vegas?"
"No, we have Criss Angel at home in Faerun."
(I used to live in Las Vegas, so as soon as I saw Gortash, I was like, "IT'S THE MAGICIAN FROM THE BILLBOARDS!")
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I'm a lesbian except for 2000s emo boys with abs (ohhh criss angel and andy biersack *swoons*)
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What if Criss Angel was called Mind Freak and he ate ass and sucked toes?
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𝔥𝔞𝔭𝔭𝔶 𝔟𝔦𝔯𝔱𝔥𝔡𝔞𝔶 𝔱𝔬 𝔪𝔶 𝔣𝔞𝔳𝔬𝔯𝔦𝔱𝔢 𝔐𝔦𝔫𝔡𝔣𝔯𝔢𝔞𝔨, ℭ𝔯𝔦𝔰𝔰 𝔄𝔫𝔤𝔢𝔩 ‹𝟹
𝔦 𝔞𝔟𝔰𝔬𝔩𝔲𝔱𝔢𝔩𝔶 𝔴𝔬𝔯𝔰𝔥𝔦𝔭𝔭𝔢𝔡 𝔥𝔦𝔪 𝔞𝔰 𝔞 𝔨𝔦𝔡 𝔞𝔫𝔡 𝔦𝔫𝔱𝔬 𝔪𝔶 𝔢𝔞𝔯𝔩𝔶 𝔱𝔢𝔢𝔫𝔰. 𝔦 𝔳𝔦𝔳𝔦𝔡𝔩𝔶 𝔯𝔢𝔪𝔢𝔪𝔟𝔢𝔯 𝔩𝔢𝔞𝔯𝔫𝔦𝔫𝔤 𝔞𝔩𝔩 𝔰𝔬𝔯𝔱𝔰 𝔬𝔣 𝔪𝔞𝔤𝔦𝔠 𝔱𝔯𝔦𝔠𝔨𝔰 𝔞𝔫𝔡 𝔦𝔩𝔩𝔲𝔰𝔦𝔬𝔫𝔰 𝔴𝔦𝔱𝔥 𝔪𝔶 𝔠𝔥𝔦𝔩𝔡𝔥𝔬𝔬𝔡 𝔟𝔢𝔰𝔱 𝔣𝔯𝔦𝔢𝔫𝔡 𝔞𝔣𝔱𝔢𝔯 𝔴𝔞𝔱𝔠𝔥𝔦𝔫𝔤 𝔥𝔦𝔰 𝔰𝔥𝔬𝔴 𝔞𝔫𝔡 𝔭𝔢𝔯𝔣𝔬𝔯𝔪𝔦𝔫𝔤 𝔱𝔥𝔢𝔪 𝔣𝔬𝔯 𝔞𝔫𝔶𝔬𝔫𝔢 𝔴𝔥𝔬 𝔴𝔬𝔲𝔩𝔡 𝔴𝔞𝔱𝔠𝔥😂 𝔱𝔥𝔞𝔫𝔨 𝔶𝔬𝔲 𝔣𝔬𝔯 𝔦𝔫𝔰𝔭𝔦𝔯𝔦𝔫𝔤 𝔪𝔢 & 𝔰𝔬 𝔪𝔞𝔫𝔶 𝔣𝔲𝔫 𝔪𝔢𝔪𝔬𝔯𝔦𝔢𝔰 𝔬𝔣 𝔪𝔶 𝔩𝔦𝔣𝔢🖤 .𖥔 ݁ ˖꩜
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Do you think Luxord and Criss Angel have ever explored each other's bodies
I love this ask. Beautiful post. Yes and it was insufferable. A real "and they were both bottoms" moment
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