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stupid bitch (affectionate)
#cw food#dan and phil#phan#amazingphil#phil lester#daniel howell#danisnotonfire#dpgdaily#dnp gifs#my gifs#dnp instagram stories#compilation#DIL TAKES DOWN THE COPS - Dan and Phil play The Sims 4: Season 2 (10)#Date Night with Dan and Phil
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Always Favors You
Another Sibling Danny and Jason idea!!
"Are you Jason Peter Todd?!" demanded a deep and commanding tone from the strange glowing being in front of them.
All the Bats stiffened and tensed, no doubt gearing up for a fight against the being that somehow knew Red Hood's full name.
Jason, Red Hood, decided to put on a brave front despite no doubt cursing in his head and wondering how the heck did this thing know his full freaking name.
"Whose asking." he snarled out, his hands twitching for his gun when the huge glowing knight with purple flames coming out of his helmet and cape, who was riding on a nightmare looking horse while they all had been in the cave going over tonight's patrol.
The Knight didn't seemed bothered by his response nor did he even seem to care or flinch when Batman made his own demand on 'Why was he there and who was he' or when Damian unsheathed his sword and pointed it towards him. Instead the strange glowing Knight reached to it side and pulled out... A glowing scroll? Huh. (Also he completely unnerved everyone in the room when the Knight didn't even react when Batman had tossed a Baterang when he reached for his side)
The Knight opened the scroll and spoke clearly with purpose.
"Jason Peter Todd,
You are hereby invited as a special guest of honor to the crowning of our future King of the Infinite Realms.
Daniel Phantom, once Daniel Jackson Fenton, and once Daniel Austen Todd.
Prince of the Infinite Realms, the Keeper of Balance, The Peacekeeping Halfa, the Defeater of the Tyrant King Pariah Dark, The Great One, Youngest of the Ancients, Ancient of Space, The Bridge between Life and Death.
You, the half-brother of our King, have been given the highest of honors for your past actions and will be given housing and food in the Realms and Phantom's Keep, for the week long event. Personal servants and attendants will be at your disposal and a seamstress will be on hand to tailor make your attire for the Coronation.
Signed: Clockwork. Ancient of Time. Watcher of the Infinite Timeline. Kronos. Mentor and Adviser.
PS: I shall have Fright Knight ("Me" the Knight bluntly said for a second) leave this scroll along with a personal one for you from Daniel to read over and once you make up your mind sign the bottom of the scroll.
I do hope in time you will pick the right choice Jason Todd, we of the Infinite Realms would like to reward you for your actions. After all, if you hadn't gotten young Daniel away from your father that night all those years ago, we would never had gained our Prince nor be free from our once Tyrant King.
Ah, one more thing.
The Infinite Realms will always favor you Jason."
Jason felt like he couldn't breath as Fright Knight? Rolled up the scroll, pulled a letter from his side, and held out the two items for him to take.
#danny phantom#danny fenton#crossover#dp x dc#blue rambles#danny phantom dc#writing ideas#random idea#dpxdc#Danny and Jason are half brothers#Fright Knight#Clockwork mention#Jason saved baby Danny when Willis came home drunk one night and their mom was out of her mind at the moment#Danny had been crying for food and Willis was getting annoyed#Jason managed to run off with baby Danny to a few towns over and put him in a baby box before getting caught a few other towns over by cops#and was shipped back to Gotham#kept his mouth shut about where he put his brother and took any punishment that came afterwords#It set up the timeline where Danny is going to become the Infinite Realms new King#Hence why the kinda sentient Realms 'rewarded' Jason later on when he died aka bringing him back to life#I love the idea of a kinda sentient Realms tbh#it loves Danny because he's been helping rebuild and mend the Realms#Danny is its fav King thus favors those related to him#well everyone but Willis#he's in Walkers prison btw#I want Jason to go tbh and see how every ghost is getting everything ready for the coronation#its chaotic yet organized somehow#I want more Danny's coronation stories#Like I love already King or just finding out Prince Danny but we need more coronation ones tbh
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Being someone who read Under The Red Hood and came out with the firm belief that, for Jason, it's not about killing Joker, it's about Jason wanting proof Batman would choose him over the Joker (bc shelia chose the joker). Makes seeing any other media where it's all about just wanting the Joker dead is a teeny bit frustrating. to be honest
Jason could've killed the Joker himself, really, really easily. Jason kidnaps the Joker before the confrontation. I can't open my comic for a reference right now, but it felt like he had the Joker for quite a bit before the confrontation. He had him. He beat him up with a crowbar. He had every single opportunity to kill the Joker himself, but he didn't because that wasn't his goal. Make no mistake, he did plan for the Joker to be dead by the end of it, but do you see what im trying to say here
Edit: If I knew this post was gonna get 1000+ notes I would've tried to word it better or something, this was a rant I made on the way to the grocery store 😭
It's not about making Batman kill either. When Batman says he won't kill, Jason adjusts and goes, 'Let ME kill the Joker or kill me to stop me' instead. The test is all about Batman choosing him. The whole final confrontation is Jason's first death again. The parent, The Joker, and the explosives. It even ends with Jason unable to move as a bomb goes off right next to him again because the parent didn't choose Jason. And instead tried finding an option that'd benefit them and (consequencely) letting the Joker walk, again, lol, lmao <-in agony
#the final confrontation was basically his first death again#and YES he Does want the Joker dead#and it would've been really really nice if Batman was the one who did it#but when batman made it clear he wouldn't kill the joker. Jason easily switched to saying “LET me kill the joker” to accommodate#because he Wanted batman to pass his test#he gave a test to dick too. and technically tim but it wasnt the family test it was a different one so it doesnt rly count#AFTER utrh and the reveal and the batarang you can go hog wild about it. i care less about it then#granted i do believe they make jason more scared of the joker after it at some point#i guess because hes a bit too willing to kill the joker and ive heard jason wasnt meant to live after utrh#my watsonian explain for that is he was so fixated on his plan he cpuld override his fear. or maybe the pit. either work#i prefer the fixation bc i dont like the explanation that the pit was the /only/ reason he could get all plan together and done#BUT THATS UNRELATED!!!#dc stop putting the joker in jason stories im begging you please please please. lock him in a vault for the next 20 years or something#it Cpuld be good and i understand. but also. after so long of people that dont know or go for jasons need for family and parents#that love him and he can trust#the joker starts to feel like?? hm. words. a cop out? oh haha its that guy that killed him woagh hes here#i bet you dont even know that jaybin got beat until unconsciousness by an angry mob#while asking batman to save him only for batman to have to walk away#anwya. where was i going with this#i think i got off topic#jason todd#dc comics#batman#ADDED AN EDIT. SORRY. this post has been haunting me it keeps me awake. what if people misunderstand#they cant read my tags where i ramble more depth. thisbis the only option#EDIT EDIT: hiii#removed the sentence abt jason having the joker for several days bc i misremembered some things#go read its-your-mind 's addition instead also#ok no more i wont edit this post anymore i promise
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Tfw when ur ex bf turns out to be a psychopath and now you remember all of the red flags
Edit: I made a little comic on this
#kinda based on a real story#skyfire is that one friend that only tells you all of the red flags AFTER they broke up#like they would be totally fine and then post relationship he tells you that Starscream took him to break into a house#and he didn’t realize they were robbing the place until the cops came and Starscream was gone#you were just never going to mention this??#transformers#transformers fanart#transformers g1#starscream#skyfire#skystar#jetfire#jetstar
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stan ignoring mysteries and weirdness for 30 years balancing out his family's innate curiosity and being why the blind eye ignored him for that long
#truly the power of not giving a fuck#sometimes it's 'eh whatever.'#sometimes it's 'i'm not fucking dealing with this right now.'#stan pines#stanley pines#gravity falls#guy who was completely immune to the traumatising side effects of the mind control tie#his complete lack of reaction to not being able to lie#despite being a pathological liar who desperately keeps so many secrets close to his chest#in contrast ford couldnt wait to get rid of the teeth despite trying them out of curiosity#cos people liked him even less and he admitted to speeding to the cops djdfkhfjk#stan and his inability to give a shit really makes me wanna see stan o war stories even more#both with the contrasting dynamic with ford and the entire fact that he is seeking adventure for once in decades#but he'd be damned if he wont be picky about it!!!#the guy had spent decades seeing weirdness as a nuisance at best#and being what ruined ford's life and constantly put his family in danger at worst
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one of my favorite things about 2024 was watching most of bruce campbell's filmography, which i used a lot of stills from as warmups through the latter end. here are twelve of them, for your viewing pleasure.
i had so much fun drawing these, truly loved every second. i listened to this album on repeat most of the way, it's so so good.
just wanted to say HAPPY NEW YEAR! and well, he doesn't have a tumblr, but i'd like to thank bruce for being my muse and giving me so many fun things to watch after the clock strikes midnight.
hope you all have a wonderful 2025 ^_^ and let me know which one is your favorite!
#bruce campbell#ash williams#evil dead#evil dead II#evil dead 2#army of darkness#ash vs evil dead#ashley williams#ashley j williams#maniac cop#lunatics a love story#crimewave#waxwork II#waxwork#running time#hysteria!#sundown a vampire in retreat#mindwarp#my art
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complete obedience - cop slave
It's in the middle of the night when Officer Donaldson's shift was about to end. He just called dispatch, and they confirmed him dropping off his partner before heading home himself.
Living in a smaller town, the shift was quite uneventful. Just some teenagers smoking weed in a public area, and a man who refused to leave a restaurant, so they had to remove him.
Stopping at a red light, he let out a low sigh. He was tired; the first day of the night shift always took a toll on him. He wasn't able to sleep much the day before, so all he could think about was jumping right into bed.
Officer Donaldson even saw a doctor a few days earlier, due to his exhaustion. It was helping him, but it would take time, as the doctor told him.
Suddenly, his chest started to vibrate, and his phone alarm went off inside his vest. He heard an unusual sound—low, very rhythmic, and strong—and he didn't even remember setting it.
This caused his chest to tingle, and it spread steadily through his entire chest.
Donaldson took a deep breath and reached for his phone, but he placed a hand on his pecs instead, stroking himself lovingly.
"Mhmmm," he growled, his eyes locking with nothing in particular in the empty streets before him.
The tingling felt so good, he reveled in it, closing his eyes for a second while stroking himself still.
Then, the sound stopped abruptly, and the officer regained his composure. The light had already turned green, and the car was going straight.
He meant to turn left; going straight wasn't the shortest way back home, but something inside him had a different plan.
Even though the alarm stopped a while ago, the tingling remained, making his head hum rhythmically.
His head was heavy and his vision a little blurry, but he kept going, his body maneuvering the streets on autopilot. With one hand still on his chest, he let out a low growl again.
'Where was he going?' He thought, but his doubts were replaced by that blissful happiness, which sparked a tingling inside his belly.
Donaldson stopped at another red light, and his eyes wandered about. He knew the area—not his usual district to patrol—but he has been there a couple of times. Vague images, sounds, and smells invaded his mind, and it felt so good.
Swallowing hard, he noticed the firm bulge forming inside his tight uniform pants. Mindlessly, he began to touch himself, tracing the outlines of his ever-growing shaft with his fingertips.
His eyes rolled back for just a second when the light turned green. The light was so bright, it felt like it was illuminating the entire patrol car.
His body moved on its own again, and he kept driving for another 10 to 15 minutes. He lost all track of time and space, but somehow he knew where he had to go. A location embedded deep inside his mind for moments like these.
The officer didn't even realize he parked the car in front of a big suburban home. He turned the lights off, then the engine, before slowly getting out of the car.
The tingling quickly spread through his chest and into his legs, calves, feet, and toes. Every step felt heavy, causing the tingling to expand even more.
He embraced it and welcomed it, because with it came that beautiful state of blissful obedience. The cop knew he was meant to be here right now, so he slowly walked up toward the front door.
Swaying slightly, he took his time to not fall over. Simultaneously, the tingling flowed into his arms, causing him to let out a low, guttural moan.
Donaldson touched himself, his chest and bulging cock, edging himself on already. His head was spinning, his vision so blurry—it was so dark, no lights, no sounds, just the bright white door in front of him.
The cop stopped, exhausted yet determined. With shaking arms, he knocked on the door. Thats when the tingling turned into numbness, all at once while invading his mind with rapid images, messages, and commands telling him to simply obey.
He winced once before his body turned stiff and rigid.
Then, the door opened, and in the cold, dark night, there was a flowly silhouette, a shapeless form reaching out for him.
"You're finally here, officer," a deep voice echoed through the numbness taking over Donaldson's mind. "Why don't you come in?"
At this point, the officer's eyes rolled back deep inside his head—pure white—before he smiled.
"Thank you, doctor."
Officer Donaldson followed the man through the dimly lit hallways and rooms, straight into the basement.
"Thats enough." The man's voice was rough and agitated.
"Yes, Doctor." The cop said his handsome voice was so dull and empty.
He was still swaying slightly when the man approached him with a sly smirk playing on his lips.
"The conditioning is working well." He said he was starting some sort of examination. The man began to feel the officer's chest firmly. With medical precision and finesse, he touches his patient's chest firmly through his vest.
Donaldson's body reacted right away: his muscles bulged through his clothes, and with every touch, they grew harder.
"Very nice." The doctor smiled, running his hands over his chest, then his shoulders, and along his neck. "That's it, yeah, good boy."
The officer just felt relaxed; his mind was prepared beforehand for this exact moment. He is under this man's control, unable to protest or defend himself.
The doctor then began to caress the cop's cheek, tracing his jawline with his fingertips and enjoying the scruffy beard.
"I like that." He growled and touched himself through his joggers. "So good."
Donaldson's expression twitches from time to time, his mind working overtime, feeling so much pleasure and pressure at the same time. His breathing got more intense, much to the doctors amusement; he placed a hand on the chest, enjoying every deep breath he took.
"Easy, officer." He began to unzip the cop's vest. "We don't want you to collapse just now, do we?"
"Thanks, doctor." Officer Donaldson sighed, but his voice broke when the man touched his chest through his shirt, causing him to moan.
"thats right." The doctor felt the policeman's pecs and stroked his tummy. "Flex for me."
Slowly, yet deliberately, the officer raises both of his arms, his thick, hard muscles on display.
He was wearing a shirt underneath, complimenting his physique perfectly.
"Good boy." The man placed a hand on Donaldson's face, stroking his cheek and tracing his lips with his thumb.
Then, his attention shifted to the cop's arms, the thick, firm biceps bulging more and more with even the slightest touch.
The officer moaned in pleasure as his hands encompassed his entire upper body. Like a test subject, the doctor inspects every inch and every part of his body.
"Thats it. Yeah. So good." The doctor walked around him, hugging him from behind and stroking his chest some more while the cop was still flexing. "Good boy. Let me take this off."
In one sensual movement, he unbuttoned the gun belt and put it on a cupboard next to them.
He then returned to the flexing officer, hugging him tightly.
"You smell so good. So musky, so fine." He groaned, sniffing the officers pits intensely. "Fuck, I'm getting hard." The man rubbed his hardening dick against the cops ass.
He let his hands run down Donaldson's chest, right to his crotch. "Oh, you're enjoying it, aren't you?" The officer moaned once the man grabbed his twitching cock firmly, playing with it through his pants.
"Mhmmm. So big," The man rocked back and forth slightly, licking his lips while holding the young cop close to him, not wanting to let go.
He felt the officers chest again, relishing in his body heat radiating through his clothes, and how easy it was, to play with him and his mind.
"Time for your reward." He growled deeply into Donaldson's ear, who started to drool heavily. "But first. Get on your knees."
"Yes Doctor." He said, his voice empty and dull, as he got on his knees.
The man walked around him, enjoying the sight of this young, handsome cop on his knees in front of him.
Touching himself, he put his crotch right in front of the officer's face. He then pulls his joggers down, exposing a thick, throbbing cock, already leaking pre-cum.
"Suck." He snapped his fingers, and without any hesitation, Donaldson leaned in, taking the entire cock in his mouth at once.
It felt amazing, like the guy had definitely sucked someone off before. His tongue hit every right spot immediately, while he moved his head rhythmically.
"Fuck, good boy." He ran a hand through the cop's hair, causing him to look up with glassy, vacant eyes. "Good boy."
Donaldson's eyes rolled back slowly as muffled moans escaped his lips. Then, the man pushed his cock deeper into the cop's mouth, causing him to gag heavily.
"So good. Such a well-trained boy."
Getting closer to the edge, he grabbed the officer's hair and pulled him back, just in time for the tip of his cock to erupt, spitting the hot cum right into his face.
But that wasn't enough; he started to jerk off, shooting multiple more loads against the cop's face and upper chest, staining his uniform.
"Yeah, that feels good."
Donaldson took it all—he sat there, face and chest covered in cum, while he drooled, his entire body tingling and feeling numb.
The doctor enjoyed this so much; he kept stroking his wet dick, but he was running dry. With one hand, he pulled his pants back up.
"Get up, boy."
The officer got up slowly, groaning and moaning as he did. His eyes were unfocused and empty, yet so pretty. He kept looking around, searching for nothing in particular.
"Good boy. Such a good pup." The doctor patted his cheek and chest again and again. Praising his toy happily. He was satisfied with him for today, and Donaldson was about to receive a reward.
The officer was conditoned to get hard, but not cum, unless he got permission. His mind was empty; all he could think about was cumming.
Donaldson was edging himself on for the entire time; his cock was twitching, pulsating, and tingling rhythmically. But not a single drop left its tip.
The doctor placed a hand on the cop's shoulder, who reacted right away; his eyes rolled back slightly, awaiting commands.
"That's it, good boy. Do as I tell you." He stroked the officer's chest again before slowly unbuttoning the shirt stained with sweat and cum.
One button at a time, revealing a well-toned chest. The man licked his lips at the sight, but he needed to finish this part of the conditioning.
"Officer, you did well today, and you shall get your reward." He leaned in, whispering into the man's ear.
"Now, cum for me. Let all of it go. Stain your pretty uniform with your cum, your sweat, and keep drooling."
With a long moan, Donaldson complied. His entire body twitched as he shot massive loads into his pants. His eyes were pure white, his voice was husky, and there was so much cum that it was pressing through the fabric of the uniform.
"Good boy, such a good boy." The doctor kept stroking him, encouraging him to let go and cum more and more.
Once he was running dry, the doctor pressed a finger on Donaldson's forehead.
"Now sleep."
With an even deeper moan, the officer slumped into the man's arms.
"Thats it. Yeah."
Lovingly, the man embraced the sweaty, sticky mess of an officer, and he started to stroke all of him again.
"Listen to me, officer. You won't mind your stained uniform; you won't mind the smell. You won't remember anything that happened; just the conditioning will remain hidden deep inside your brain. Do you understand?"
Donaldson drooled heavily.
"Yes doctor."
"Good boy. Keep the alarm set for next week as well. And when you wake up, it will be like nothing happened. Understood?"
Donaldson enjoyed this tight embrace, leaning into this guy's arms fully.
"Yes doctor."
With a snap of his fingers, Officer Donaldson's vision went dark before he found himself back inside his patrol car, standing at a red light.
Blinking a few times, he ran a hand to his wet, sticky crotch, touching his dick lovingly.
Mindlessly, he drooled slightly when the light turned green.
With that, he headed home.
#male hypno#tf story#Male tf#gay hypnosis#gay hypno#gay mind control#Cop slave#cop hypno#male hypnosis#hypno slave
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Thank you Doctor, for the information.
SPARE ME YOUR MERCY | 1.02
#spare me your mercy#jaylerr#jj krissanapoom#tor thanapob#spare me your mercy the series#euthanasia the series#smymedit#clairedgifs#smym#userjamiec#usersasa#userrain#userpharawee#userspring#userrzey#tobelle#thaidramaedit#forfive#rinblr#smymep2#ok but here's the thing. relationship wise i have no issues w how they're developing kantew bc kan is as unhinged and shameless novel-wise#HOWEVER.... they're trying to incorporate the plot points in book 2 and that messes the original flow of tew slowly finding evidences#pointing at kan AFTER they're in a relationship fdjflsjfldfkajfa#waves hands in despair#the thing is i like book 2 bc there's a proper conclusion to this story but seeing how they're incorporating both. i wonder if we'll even#able to get to THAT point sighs#but if they're doing what i think they're doing... i think we'll be okay.#kan is probably not gonna drug tew in this version of smym so at least i'll have that#that being said i love how torjj is bringing gunnwasan to life... oh wasan my fave righteous cop
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I just realized that whole stunt of Ratio pretending to backstab Aventurine was just the hsr equivalent of pretending to fight in the ikea furniture displays like an old married couple.
#honkai star rail#hsr spoilers#hsr#hsr aventurine#aventurine#hsr dr ratio#dr ratio#aventio#flump!#this makes Sunday the one ikea employee who called the cops cause he thought it was real#yes I am posting about the same moment of the story back to back#I just find it really funny
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A link design!!! For a story that’s solid enough in my head to possibly become a comic ehehe
some notes:
Link has been Heroing for some time now, with minimal success. He’s a bit grumpy.
he also has a bulky brown overcoat, but I haven’t figured out what it looks like yet so i didn’t draw it lol
the gloves are to hide his scar, but also help in the cold. Because this Hyrule is rather cold :)
The overtunics are both pretty new, which is the only reason they aren’t torn to bits. The same person who made them mended his pants and made his hat, which is why the patches match cloth in other parts of his outfit.
the scar on his face is from a lizalfos. I figured, if the Dilophosaurus in Jurassic Park gets to spit acid, then shouldn’t a lizalfos get to too? So it’s an acid burn. He’s lucky he dodged most of it!
I’m still figuring out how to accurately depict the scars, so they don’t look quite right yet! With research and practice I’ll get there!
the other scar I will not get into for plot reasons hehe
This is the same story the above Zelda design is for!! I’ve posted her design in varying stages before, here, here and here, but the story in the previous posts has changed a bit since!! There are also some really old doodles of Link if you (hehe) follow the links.
the above is Zelda’s formal dress. I designed it with a girl a little younger than her in mind, because she loses most of her wardrobe when she’s about 12! So I really ought to draw this on her younger self XD
Finally, scrapped Ganondorf and Link designs!!!
don’t look into these too much as I’m only putting them here because I’ll never post them otherwise; they do not fit the story at all lol
Ganondorf is gonna be… really hard to design… I made him a very complex character and his personality is so intertwined with the story there is a lot to be taken into account XD
ummm that’s all for now!!! I doubt many people will read all this but feel free to send asks if you have questions nevertheless :D
#dreamers au#character design#dreamers link#Dreamers zelda#Dreamers ganondorf#Loz au#tloz au#the legend of zelda#my art#art#the legend of zelda au#I love this story so much guys#For Link it’s like a post apocalyptic if-i-dont-do-this-or-the-world-will-end situation with both American Western and Irish folktale vibes#meanwhile Zelda’s living her best life in some sort of buddy-cop style adventure rom com#and ganondorf’s stuck in some kind of film noir horror story merged with high fantasy and a lot of really gloomy weather#it’s definitely a comfort story and I haven’t even written much of it
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Possessed Pearl's
You know how in some ghost stories sometimes its not a person or a land that's haunted but the items?
Well what if, when looking for a mother's day gift for his mom, Danny is looking around a pawn shop and finds a necklace, it's missing some pearls but it's just enough to pass off as a decent gift. Danny humms but decides against it and goes to leave it....
That was until he gasped out blue frost and spots a ghostly woman appear out of the necklace with a somber smile. She isn't as seeable as the other ghosts in Amity though, meaning she doesn't have enough ectoplasm on her own (that might change the longer she's in Amity and around Danny though) and that right now only Danny can see her.
And Danny well... hes been doing his hero gig for a bit now, might go and ask if there was anything he can do to help.
And later Danny's good deed... bites him back. Oh boy. Because now he has the Bats looking into Amity Park... Wait what do you mean Martha is now strong enough to be seen?!
#danny phantom#danny fenton#dp x dc#crossover#blue rambles#writing ideas#random idea#danny phantom dc#dpxdc#Martha Wayne necklace#her ghost got stuck to it in her panic of being dead#this piece of necklace was the one cops took for evidence and was meant to return to Bruce#but lets say crooked cop decided to.... pawn it off#so it got lost before Bruce could even try to track it down#he found other pieces and replaced the lost ones but still#Martha soul has been attached to the pearls for years now and has kinda resigned herself to this fate#she knows her son is doing well from the stories shes managed to hear but not everything#she also knows at least Thomas is with Bruce#but what she didnt except after all these years for a boy who looks so strikingly like a teenage version of Bruce to come help her#Danny is gonna help... only to have it bite him in the butt#because once he delivers the necklace to Bruce it might turn his sights to Amity#Martha is the one that tells Bruce about Danny after finding out he's Batman btw#the kind ghost boy who has ghost hunter parents and the giw and the creepy godfather who cloned him and-#Martha is a mother. remember that.
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To my fellow US Americans: If you are planning on arming yourselves because of the election results and what might be on the horizons, I urge you to be a responsible gun owner.
Take as many classes as you can. Get certified in gun safety, even if it's not required to own a gun in your state. Get a gun safe. A good gun safe. Lock your gun up. Don't leave it armed. Don't wave your guns or gun-owning status around and don't pose with guns like they're toys. I'd say not to make gun buying an impulse purchase, either. You are investing in something that holds great potential risk to yourself and others - treat it like a responsibility.
I'm not here to argue about if Americans ought to exercise the second amendment in the way it currently exists. That's not the point - we have always had the second amendment, and I doubt it's going anywhere. I am more interested in making sure we don't see a surge in accidental, negligent gun ownership.
As a queer person in the US, I can understand the mindset behind people's spiked interest in arming themselves. I'm not arguing against that. As a child of gun owners, I know just how huge a responsibility it is to own a gun, and I hate the general attitude we Americans have about guns. Please don't contribute to that. If you own a gun, it is you inherent responsibility to take care of that gun (which is why I can't own a gun yet - I don't have the resources to pour into proper ownership).
#politics#us politcs#gun ownership#gun responsibility#gun tw#gun mention tw#sorry to lecture people but i hold a deep respect for death and therefore regard guns in the same way#i have few means to realistically arm myself - i don't trust who i live with and i don't have the money to invest in classes/safes/ect#part of me isn't even sorry about treating gun safety like this. i have seen way too many news stories where people didn't take it seriousl#and you know every time it hurts innocent people. it hurts children and bystanders and pets and people who never needed to experience that#be a more responsible gun owner than a cop. don't let yourself somehow be WORSE than a cop. that's a level of shame noone should replicate#i'm really scared that we will see more negligent gun ownership and that impacts all of us. i'm really not looking forward to it#i can't be an armed queer man if someone accidentally shoots me dead because they didn't know their gun was loaded
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there's something about the way people talk about john gaius (incl the way the author writes him) that is like. so absent of any connection to te ao māori that it's really discomforting. like even in posts that acknowledge him as not being white, they still talk about him like a white, american leftist guy in a way that makes it clear people just AREN'T perceiving him as a māori man from aotearoa.
and it's just really serves to hammer home how powerful and pervasive whiteness and american hegemony is. because TLT is probably the single most Kiwi series in years to explode on the global stage, and all the things i find fraught about it as a pākehā woman reading a series by a pākehā author are illegible to a greater fandom of americans discoursing about whether or not memes are a valid way of portraying queer love.
idk the part of my brain that lights up every time i see a capital Z printed somewhere because of the New Zealand Mentioned??? instinct will always be proud of these books and muir. but i find myself caught in this midpoint of excitement and validation over my culture finding a place on the global stage, frustration at how kiwi humour and means of conveying emotion is misinterpreted or declared facile by an international audience, frustrated also by how that international audience runs the characters in this book through a filter of american whiteness before it bothers to interpret them, and ESPECIALLY frustrated by how muir has done a pretty middling job of portraying te ao māori and the māoriness of her characters, but tht conversation doesn't circulate in the same way* because a big part of the audience doesn't even realise the conversation is there to be had.
which is not to say that muir has done a huge glaring racism that non-kiwis haven't noticed or anything, but rather that there are very definitely things that she has done well, things that she has done poorly, things that she didn't think about in the first book that she has tacked on or expanded upon in the later books, that are all worthy of discussion and critique that can't happen when the popular posts that float past my dash are about how this indigenous man is 'guy who won't shut up about having gone to oxford'
*to be clear here, i'm not saying these conversations have never happened, just that in terms of like, ambient posts that float round my very dykey dash, the discussions and meta that circulate on this the lesbian social media, are overwhelmingly stripped of any connection to aotearoa in general, let alone te ao māori in specific. and because of the nature of american internet hegemony this just,,,isn't noticed, because how does a fish know it's in the ocean u know? i have seen discussions along these lines come up, and it's there if i specifically go looking for it, but it's not present in the bulk of tlt content that has its own circulatory life and i jut find that grim and a part of why the fandom is difficult to engage with.
#tlt#the locked tomb#i don't really have an answer lmao this is more#an expression of frustration and discomfort#over the way posts about john gaius seem to have very little connection to the background muir actually gave him#like you cant describe him as an educated leftist bisexual man#without INCLUDING that he is māori#that has an impact! that has weight and importance!#that is a background to every decision he makes#from the meat wall to the nuke to his relationship with the earth#and it also has weight and importance in the decisions that muir makes in writing him#it is not a neutral decision that he's known as john gaius lmao#it's not a neutral decision that the empire is explicitly of roman/latin extraction#it's not even neutral that this is a book about necromancy#it's certainly not a neutral fucking decision that john was at one point a māori man living in the bush#when the nz govt decided to send cops in#like that is a thing that happens here! that is a reference to nz cultural and political events that informs john's character and actions#and with the nature of who john is in the story#informs the narrative as a whole#and i think the tiresome part of this experience is that#in general#americans are not well positioned to understand that something might be being written from outside their experience as a default#like obviously many many americans in online leftist & queer spaces are willing to learn and take on new information#but so much of the conversation starts from a place of having to explain that forests exist to fish
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a short placing heavy emphasis on Hungarian Rhapsody No. II is a rite of passage for golden age cartoons. Bugs Bunny did it! Tom and Jerry did it! Daffy and Donald! but one thing Woody Woodpecker has above the competition is that he is held hostage by a group of gangsters and is forced to entertain, lest he get executed. amazing
#fans of Mickey's Trailer will note the similarities at the beginning of the moving van stretching out the fence--that's because#this was directed by Don Patterson who animated that absolutely BIZARRE cut in Trailer#please look it up if you haven't because it is some of the best animation you will ever see. it is insane#i'm so sad i didn't know this short existed until yesterday because i love it. i love musical cartoons and the story/hook of this one#genuinely made me laugh. and Daws Butler voices the gangsters and cop!#Hungarian Rhapsody No. II... gangster is named Mugsy... it's almost a Friz Freleng short! almost#Hugh Harman did write this one though which is bizarre to me. yes that Hugh Harman who established and ran the first 3 years of the Warner#studio with Rudy Ising#(and Herman Cohen animates on this who of course was a longtime WB animator!)#i love cartoons#ww#convict concerto#patterson#vid#also i am team Rhapsody Rabbit on the RR vs Cat Concerto debate i'm sorry Tom (and Jerry)#but one short has Bugs Bunny killing a man in cold blood and the other doesn't
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Can you write something like "A handsome cop in the metro station arrested someone and was about to take him to the police station.. But he was too stubborn to go and then the cop decided to turn him into his (cop's) cock and take him to the station
But the cop changed his mind and decided to keep him as his cock Against his will and nobody would know he's down there.. "
Officer Jason Blake was stationed at one of the busiest streets in town. He had his radar gun pointing at the traffic passing by. His radar gun alerted him to a vehicle good 95mph in a 45mph zone. He turned on his lights and pursued the suspected car. The car pulled over once the driver realized that he was after him.
Officer Blake got out and approached to see the driver was an average male with an average built frame. "I need to see your license and vehicle registration and insurance, please." He spoke to him. The driver handed him his credentials. "I pulled you over for speeding 50 miles over the speed limit" He added.
Melvin didn't want to get caught because he would be in even more trouble than a speeding ticket. He was driving with a suspended license, vehicle registration out of date and a canceled insurance card. "Mr. Officer, could I just get off with a warning rather than check those, please. I promise to obey the speed limit from now on." He slightly pleaded for some mercy.
"I have to do my job. I will be right back." Jason spoke to him as he went back to his patrol vehicle. He checked his credentials and found a suspended license of six months, vehicle registration that expired two years ago, and an insurance policy that was canceled even longer. There was also a warrant out for his arrest for driving without a valid license. Jason knew about how much paperwork this would be to take the guy in.
Jason went back to the vehicle. "Sir, you are under arrest for driving under a suspended license. " He issued him his miranda rights.
Melvin didn't want to go in. "Please let me off with a warning. Maybe pretend you never saw me." He spoke, refusing to unlock his door for the officer.
"You must come with me down to the station." Jason reiterated to him.
"Please, I will do anything to not be arrested." Melvin pleaded.
Jason thought about it. There was one way to get him down to the station. It would be a little tricky, but it surely will work. "Okay, get out and suck my cock. Your only option other than getting arrested." He spoke with a serious look on his face.
Melvin couldn't believe what he heard. "You serious, officer?" He had to ask to be sure he heard him correctly. "Your choice, be arrested or be my cock bitch right here and now." The officer told him looking really serious. He saw this was his only way of getting out of the situation. He didn't like either choice, but getting arrested would be the worst choice. He got out of his car and followed the officer to the other side. He knelt on the ground while the officer pulled out his cock. He swallowed his pride and began to suck it. He closed his eyes not to see his own embarrassment of what he was doing, just not to get arrested.
Jason looked down as the guy had his eyes closed and sucking his hot cock. He pulled out his TF ray phone with the setting of cock addition set. He fired a flash at the guy. He watched as the guy shrunk rapidly and absorbed into his cock. He zipped up his pants and got back in his patrol vehicle to head back to the station.
Melvin didn't know what happened, but he found himself quickly absorbed into the cop's dick. He couldn't stream for help. He could only manage slight movements to let the officer know of his dissatisfaction. This was a nightmare. Now, he would have rather been arrested. He didn't want to be another man's cock. He struggled and struggled in his new form, hoping to annoy the officer.
Jason felt his cock getting hard in his pants. He couldn't tell whether the guy loved his new look or hated it. Either way, he was stuck there for now. As he was getting closer to the station, he found himself enjoying the addition to his cock. His struggles were very erotic. As he got closer, he threw the guy's credentials out of the window. The guy was a great addition to his cock. He may as well keep him where he was, he thought to himself. If anyone asked, he would deny ever seeing the guy.
THREE MONTHS LATER.......
Jason passed by the missing person board. He saw a picture of the guy on the board. He smirked, looking at it. The guy really wasn't missing. He actually had been very busy being sucked on and driving into many asses. He was just the only one who knew about it.
#inanimate transformation#shrinkage#tf story#cock transformation#cop cock transformation#unwilling permanent transformation
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Ephesians 6:10-17 under the cut because it's big
I usually only do a few verses but I was picking bits and pieces from all over this passage for inspiration.
To end my letter I tell you, be strong in the Lord and in his great power. Wear the full armor of God. Wear God’s armor so that you can fight against the devil’s clever tricks. Our fight is not against people on earth. We are fighting against the rulers and authorities and the powers of this world’s darkness. We are fighting against the spiritual powers of evil in the heavenly places. That is why you need to get God’s full armor. Then on the day of evil, you will be able to stand strong. And when you have finished the whole fight, you will still be standing. So stand strong with the belt of truth tied around your waist, and on your chest wear the protection of right living. On your feet wear the Good News of peace to help you stand strong. And also use the shield of faith with which you can stop all the burning arrows that come from the Evil One. Accept God’s salvation as your helmet. And take the sword of the Spirit—that sword is the teaching of God.
#I now want some sort of buddy cop story about a pristine knightly ceruledge and a rough robinhood-esc decidueye#decidueye is using spirit shackle btw#christianity#christian bible#christian faith#christian life#christian blog#christian living#christian quotes#the bible#bible#faith#scripture#fire type pokemon#ghost pokemon#pokemon#pokemon fanart#pkmn#fire pokemon#grass pokemon#ceruledge#decidueye
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