#CANT MAKE THIS SHIT UP

[copingchaos]

Reminder that in Gaza alone, around 90-95% of the water supply is contaminated and unfit for human consumption...

If you dont believe israel is capable of this evilness (that they've been enforcing for OVER 50 YEARS) read it for yourself, from AMNESTY INTERNATIONAL

[akascow]

smth smth behind every gay man is an even freakier, gayer man

“which is which?” yes.

[riflegutz]

What the fuck y'all got my lil bro watching? 😭

[crazy-shits-post]

2016-2019 Hamilton fanfics were wild. King George would be a bus driver to American Revolution High School, where Washington was a fatherly teacher to the bullied and abused tweak Hamilton and his little gang of sad gay friends 💀

[glazeliights]

all of them

[forthetaintedmemes]

Atsushi: Why do you call Chuuya a

Slug?

Dazai: I feel like this is self explanatory, but I've got you. He sticks to walls.

Akutagawa: Why call Dazai mackerel ?

Chuuya: *has been waiting for someone to ask so he can reveal Dazai throws roll on the floor temper tantrums*

[quinnyyyleft]

Our DM gave us a shared bag of holding.

It's called the "Bag of Sharing" and we each got a fanny pack type bag that meets the big one that one of us carries. So all of our items and supplies can get shared.

Today, one of our party members stored a martini in her bag, and another party member dipped his hand in it.

10/10 Magic Item

[f1ggotry]

just realised drivers from 15 different countries have won wdcs ... meaning the next driver from a country not on that list. will be. the 16th

[violeteatsart]

Was trying to explain asexuality to a guy who desperately hitting on me and got this gem:

Me: So I see you’re wearing a Portal shirt, you know Glados, right?

Guy: Yeah

Me: Well, most people are like Glados to me. I can appreciate the outward appearance and beauty of Glados like everyone else can, but ultimately, she’s a robot. I wouldn’t want to have sex with a robot.

Guy: I mean…

Guy: Why not?

[trzpiotka]

z @marcepanna widziałyśmy w kościele prawicowe broszury o pedofilii. wiecie, te że edukacja seksualna jest po to, żeby geje obłapiali dzieci.

odważne, bo poprzedni proboszcz tej parafii siedział za molestowanie nieletnich xD

[copingchaos]

The IDF is counting on people to not have any critical thinking skills at this point

[ratatatastic]

LMAO TO PAUL ADMITTING HE MADE CALLS TO OTHER TRAINER AND COACHES AND THEY KEPT TELLING HIM TO EASE INTO CAMP THIS YEAR BECAUSE THEY JUST WON THE CUP AND THESE GUYS ARE FATIGUED FROM A SHORT SUMMER ONLY FOR THE CATS DAY 1 OF TESTING TO IMMEDIATELY PROVE THAT WRONG BECAUSE THEY ACTUALLY TESTED A LOT HARDER THAN THEY WERE EXPECTED TO AND PAUL WENT WELP I GUESS IM RUNNING THE SAME HARD CAMP THIS YEAR AGAIN

[sidneycrobsy]

not the camera violently shaking when i realized sid and geno were standing next to each other during warmups

[felinoidrose]

i just had a dream where garak was secretly captain kirk and princess celestia

[fulgurbugs]

do you guys know what it’s like. to have a mother who plays fortnite. my mom just bought me the battle pass so i wouldn’t be a default skin

[gaily-daily]

By the way, in the Beetlejuice Goes Hawaiian script, when he tries to marry Lydia he is interrupted by his mother (Gala, yes THAT Gala) and he throws and absolute fit by deciding to kill everyone on the island.