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flufftober ¡ 5 hours ago
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🍀🍂 Hello and welcome to Flufftober's (first) Fluff Bingo 🍀🍂
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In our poll, nearly 50% of you voted for a handful of bingo cards to fill the other half of the year with more fluff before we jump right back into the excitement that is Flufftober - and of course, we're here to deliver 😊
Find all the important info, more cards, and all the prompts in writing below the cut.
We hope you like this event and our prompts, and now
Happy Creating 🥳
🍀 Pick your card - we offer:
🍂 one card with 5x5 prompts (as seen at the top)
🍂 two cards with 3x3 prompts:
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🍂 three themed cards with 1x5 prompts:
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🍂 and as a bonus, a 3x3 card with tasks instead of prompts:
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🍀 How does this work?
🍂 our standard blog rules apply and you'll find answers to most questions on our FAQ post
🍂 aside from that, you can go wild: fill these cards however you like, as quick or as slow as you like, as often as you like, and use as many of them as you like. We just want you to have fun 😊
🍂 if there are prompts on the bigger cards you don't like, feel free to use the 1x5 cards as alternate prompts and switch them out
🍂 download the cards and tick them off once you've finished a square; make a post for every square or only once you have a bingo or even a blackout - it's all up to you!
🍂 as with all our events, this one will never close, you can always use these cards. If you need a timeframe/deadline because (like me) you'll never finish otherwise, consider these loose goals:
finish until July 1st when we release the new Flufftober list
finish during October, maybe by combining some of these with the Flufftober prompts
finish until the end of the year so you're ready for whatever event we plan for next spring
🍀 What about tumblr reblogs and ao3?
🍂 tumblr reblogs will still happen but not daily as you're used to during Flufftober. It will strongly depend on how many posts there happen to be at a time and how the modmin team will have time. But as long as you mention us and/or use the tag (and follow the rules, obviously), reblogs will happen
🍂 please use the tag #fluffbingo
🍂 feel free to also add the general #flufftober tag
🍂 please make sure to clearly show the fandom, either in the first few tags or noticeably in the post
🍂 contrary to how we do it during Flufftober, we will only use four tags during reblogs this time: #fluffbingo #fluffreblog #[fandom] #[your user name] - that means we will not tag any ships, characters, or which prompt you're covering
🍂 on ao3, our collection for this event is Flufftober Fluff Bingo
Prompts
We're going left to right, top to bottom!
🍂 5x5 card
Fresh Start
To-Do List
Craft Fair
Creature AU
“This was a bad idea.”
Exploring Together
Plushie
Secret Signal
“You���ll love it.”
Late Night
Hidden (...)
“It’s just so much.”
Free Space
Fake Dating
Carnival
“You’re the best!”
Royal AU
Missing the Other
Never ever, ever
Rainbow
Hanahaki
Pep Talk
“I really mean it.”
Hoodie
Movie AU
🍂 3x3 card I
“Where do I start?”
Famous AU
Traveling the World Together
Enjoying a Lazy Day
Task: Write in a tense you usually don’t write/write less than another tense
“You said you had it handled!” - “Yeah, well, I lied.”
Birthday
“Hey, wait, that’s mine.”
Direction
🍂 3x3 card II
“You’re late!”
Hospital AU
Grocery Shopping Together
Going for a Walk
Task: Write from a POV you usually don’t write/write less than another POV
“Could you not do that, please?” - “Spoilsport.”
Sunshine
“I don’t know, you decide.”
Concert
🍂 1x5 card - Smiles
Secret Smile
Relieved Smile
Honest Smile
Devious Smile
Teary Smile
🍂 1x5 card - Hugs
Soothing Hug
Hug in Celebration
Sleepy Hug
Hug from behind
Desperate Hug
🍂 1x5 card - Kisses
Kiss on the Hand
Kiss to distract
Goodbye Kiss
Forhead Kiss
Kiss on the Cheek
🍂 3x3 card - Tasks
Finish your WIP
Sort all your Ideas and/or WIPs
Edit an entire Chapter or Oneshot
Outline a Story
Work on that hard Scene that is giving you so much trouble it is holding you back
Finish the next Chapter of your WIP
Join in a Writing Event (this card doesn’t count 😉 but the others do!)
Finish a Oneshot
Dig out an old Draft and work on it
Have Fun and Go Wild 🥳
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allwaswell16 ¡ 16 hours ago
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All the One Direction fics I read and enjoyed in Feb 2025. For more new fics, check out this month's fic roundup at @1dmonthlyficroundup ! You can find my other fic recs here.
- Louis / Harry -
🎀 can we please get back to loving? by journeytothepast / @suckerforhome
(E, 20k, famous/famous au) exes to lovers AU where Harry and Louis have to meet up with each other after their sex tape gets leaked.
🎀 tread lightly on my ground by fairytalelights / @lookslikefairytale
(E, 20k, omegaverse) the one where Harry is having Louis' baby, but Louis doesn't know it's his.
🎀 a flicker of hope that i wanna keep (please don’t leave) by localopa / @voulezloux
(M, 12k, canon) harry is in love with louis, and he had thought louis felt the same until he accidentally left his journal in harry’s home. 
🎀 Unholy by wickedarcher_08 / @wicked-archer
(E, 11k, demon Harry) When Harry Styles started acting different after his 26th birthday, Father Louis Tomlinson is the only one that may be able to save his soul. He has successfully performed exorcisms before. This should be easy. Until it isn't. 
🎀 Roman Empire by Speechless
(E, 11k, long distance) One day Louis answers Liam's phone while he is in the shower. That's how he meets Harry, Liam's friend who moved to Italy just a while ago. And that's how Liam loses ownership of his phone.
🎀 chasin' the high (but it was always you) by kingofthefridaynight
(G, 10k, friends to lovers) the one where there's always something standing in their way and they keep missing their chance. Until they don't.
🎀 Zero Complications by galactic_larry / @galacticlarry
(T, 8k, grief) Harry and Louis have only been on two dates so far, but things seem to be going great between the two of them. What happens when the third date ruins everything?
🎀 Sweetest Poison (series) by @hellolovers13
(E, 7k, witch Harry) It takes all his willpower to keep Harry from devouring it all now. Consume the raw energy that flows through it. Let it become part of him. Let it fuel and rejuvenate him. But it’s too soon. or Nothing like starting the day with a little bloodshed.
🎀 Fall With You by pointerbrother / @pointerbrotherblog
(E, 6k, canon) Harry and Louis are stuck in a hotel suite together watching the Euros 2020 final because they tested positive for Covid, and Louis is quite caught up in the game. Meanwhile, Harry is caught up in Louis.
🎀 The Nestuary by @homosociallyyours
(T, 5k, omegaverse) Louis has never gotten the hang of nesting, so when she gets an Instagram ad for a nest building service, she worries it's too good to be true. It's not, fortunately. She's hooked.
🎀 i forget (but i remember you) by honey_beeing
(T, 3k, established relationship) Where Harry has anterograde amnesia and needs Louis's help sometimes.
🎀 Just Another Card Again by @tippitytap
(G, 3k, epistolary) Dear reader, this is a story of Harry and Louis falling in love through greeting cards and being neighbours. With love, Clifford
🎀 I'll smile to hide the truth by BriaMaria / @briannamarguerite
(NR, 2k, outside pov) the "Happier" AU that finds Louis' ex running into him and Harry as a couple
🎀 Accommodate This by LadyLondonderry / @londonfoginacup
(T, 2k, professor Harry) Harry's a professor just trying to get proper accommodations.
🎀 scent holding me ransom by larryftnoctrl / @the-larry-way
(E, 1k, omegaverse) Louis is obsessed with the scent of an omega he's never seen. Harry knows his dirty secret.
- Rare Pairs -
🎀 (Whoops) Here We Go Again by @lululawrence
(NR, 4k, Louis/Oscar Isaac) the one where Louis and Oscar have been seeing each other regularly on the elevator at work for almost nine months. Maybe it’s time for something to finally happen between them.
🎀 The Stranger the Better by @haztobegood
(G, 2k, Harry/Hozier) Sometimes a painful break-up can lead to an unexpected new beginning. The note with a famous singer’s phone number in Harry’s hand is proof of that. Thankfully it wasn’t Harry’s heartbreak that led to this, but his best friend Niall’s.
🎀 baking me crazy by @disgruntledkittenface
(NR, 2k, Harry/Seth Meyers) Harry bakes when he’s had a bad day. He finds out that his roommate Zayn has been texting their neighbor Seth to let him know on those days that free baked goods are available. 
🎀 Be With Me by @allwaswell16
(T, 100 words, Zayn/Louis) Zayn wants Louis to know she deserves the best. And well, Zayn is the best.
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quotidian-oblivion ¡ 3 days ago
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babe please what’s the name of the Lazarus Tim au you wrote I am naught but skin and bones
babe me too. Me fucking too.
My mental health went down into the sewers and never resurfaced back, and I'm still scrimmaging through the shit, and I'm sure I'm close, but in the meantime all I have left is a half-incomplete outline:
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So. Lazarus Pit!Tim Drake. Let’s explore that, shall we?
[Prologue]
Tim’s on his Red Robin quest, etc etc. Canon goes the way it does. But it deviates at Widower’s attack. Tim receives a fatal blow, and by the time he and Pru get back to Tam’s apartment, he’s lost too much blood. He’s dead. 
So then he wakes up to green. Neon, bright, blinding. In his mouth, nose, eyes, ears. In his veins. Green burning, raging, storm, tearing into his system like a raging wildfire. He felt like he was being burnt in the wildfire too. Pain, so much pain. That’s all he knows. He can’t see except green. He can’t hear except rage. He can’t taste, except a fizzy burn at the back of his throat. He can’t feel, except pain. He can’t smell—breathe, the green flooding his nostrils. He isn’t even aware of what his body’s doing. He isn’t even aware of who he is. It doesn’t matter. All he knows is pain. And the green. That’s all there is to existence. 
Days later, he thinks his first rational thought. After days of seeing nothing but green-tainted vision and feeling nothing but pain as his body was manouvered by a mysterious force, too consumed by pain, he thinks his first rational thought. I don’t want to hurt anymore. Then the green takes over. 
Even more days later, he is able to hear the first sound. It’s a male’s voice, deep, but confident and demanding attention. They don’t want you anymore, it says. He didn’t understand what that meant. They? Who was they? he tried asking. Who am I? But the words could not get out before the green took over once more. 
Only a couple days after that, his vision managed to clear, allowing him to look at his first sight. There was a man standing in front of him. Tall, intimidating, commanding respect and obedience and allowing no room for rebelling. He smiled at him. He thinks he smiled back. 
A day later, he was able to speak his first word. The green was still holding him, gripping him tight, not letting go. But he could feel his tongue idle in his mouth. And he was made aware of the knowledge that he had the ability to move his jaw and tongue to speak. So he did. “Don’t…” And that was all he was able to get out. He didn’t know what he wanted to say. But as soon as the word slipped out, a pressure was released from his body. He didn’t know what it was. But the green flooded his senses and consciousness once more and whatever the context was didn’t matter anymore. 
He didn’t know how long it had been this time. But now, he remembered his first memory. There were colors, colors other than green. It was bright and things were loud and he was—happy, he thinks. There were people all around him, and they were happy too. The colors and noises made him and the people happy. Then, all of a sudden, they stopped. And all he could see now was red. 
Tim snapped his eyes open.
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The above is the first chapter outline of what I'm going to write out. I haven't finished the fic, and I usually post fics once I've finsihed writing the entire thing. If you're just as desperate as me even after reading this, I can let you know what happens in the second chapter? (But that's the limit of what I can show now lol, cuz then it'll spoil the surprise)
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was-that-a-pun ¡ 2 days ago
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Fleshin out more background characters in my AU fic for later chapters like I have with Medic and Thomas and a recent cut content video gave me ideas for Scout the boogie bot and Izzy the bobby bearhug
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Scout I've decided was an older kid in Playcare and was a close friend with Matthew before he was 'chosen'. They were similar ages, though Scout had been there longer and had lost her parents in a car accident she wasn't part of. It gave her a slightly better idea of what he was going through than most other kids did and tended to play backup to his leader role.
Neither ran into Kevin much just by chance, the little they did see of him he seemed fine to them although Matthew caught some other kids setting him up to get in trouble once and put a stop to it.
After Matthew was taken Izzy arrived, probably younger than Jack when she got there, and instantly clung to Scout as big sister. Scout returned in kind and goes out of her way to care for and dote on her.
Scout though was also 'chosen' a little more than a year after Matthew and Kevin were, Izzy had a hard time in Playcare for the few months before she was as 'chosen' as well because she couldn't connect with anyone else the same way.
Scout and Izzy are dumped into the workyard/general population at the same time and Izzy does not handle things well. Scout would know that sobbing anywhere and scrambles to comfort her and convince her of who she is and that Izzy isn't alone. Doey overhears and oh shit this is one of my friends.
They all end up in trouble/punished because Izzy can't calm down enough to work, Scout wont leave her side, and Doey wont let the guards touch either one of them. But afterwards it makes things a little easier because Matthew knows he can trust scout, which means Jack and Kevin learn to trust her and she becomes one of the main people he talk to about the whole confusing experience of being three kids turned into one.
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Scout: Izzy, have you done what I asked you to? Gathered all your things?
Izzy: Oh, yeah! I’ve got my journal and my crayons and my dollys and my-
Scout: Good. Good I just wanted to make sure
Izzy: You. Y-you sound sad -
Scout: No! No. Just thinking…
Izzy: Thinking about what?
Scout: About everything to come, about our part in it.
Izzy: Oh...okay. Are we still gonna play our game later? Y-you promised we would-
Scout: *chuckles* I remember kiddo, and a good scout knows to keep her promises.
Izzy: Yes!
Scout: But finish up your tasks first please! Then my time is all yours.
Izzy: Okay! I’ll get them done quick! Super quick! You wont even see me doing them!
Scout: That better mean they’re actually getting done though *sigh*
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ghoularaki ¡ 10 hours ago
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baby's breath | 17
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↠  summary: Merely by coincidence, Erwin, your father's former friend had crossed paths with you again after nearly a decade. He offered solace once finding out you were struggling with not just school, but your home life as well. His home he shared with another one of your father's friends, Levi, became a sanctuary. Though, the more you came over for study sessions, the more they wiggled themselves into your private life. And like baby's breath, they weeded themselves in so deep you couldn't uproot them.
↠ word count: 4,534
↠ pairing: levi ackerman x reader x erwin smith
↠ genre/warnings: angst, smut, modern au, DARK CONTENT, yandere, daddy kink, forced infantilism, pet play, age gap, bondage, emotional manipulation, angsty aftercare, implied subspace/subdrop, ptsd flashback, noncon touching (erwin is a creep!)
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Morning must have come.
Tears caked your waterline, gluing your lids together. Wincing, you tried to adjust to the dark that still enveloped you. Your head sluggishly tilted towards where light streamed from the line at the bottom of the door.
Muffled words can be heard by the entrance, but you couldn’t make out what was said. From the volume and cadence alone, you could tell Levi must be not pleased. Stomps reverberated overhead until there was a distinct slam of the front door.
Footsteps walked back with the same hurried pace. More light poured out from the entry as it was opened with great force. You flinched back at him flicking the light on. Despite Levi’s lithe frame, his steps pounded against the stairs. You were too exhausted to even work up any fear. You barely slept the rest of the night, plagued with nightmares and the stinging pain of your ass.
At the bottom of the stairs, he rounded the corner. Levi stopped in what you could assume was shock. Him staring at you only brought tears back to your eyes. Fear tried to wiggle back into your brain that he would continue where Erwin’s left off, but you couldn’t muster up the energy.
“What did you do?” His words bit, but his eyebrows tented in pity.
Curling your fingers into your palms, sobs racked through your weak body while you furled in on yourself as much as you could with the restraints. Like he would a wounded animal, he slowly stepped closer. Tracing the bite mark left on your arm, he undid the cuff. You didn’t move as he leaned over your body to undo the other side.
Walking to your bound ankles, Levi winced, “Fuck.”
Oh, so it was that bad.
Bending down, he didn’t touch your wounds just yet. The belts around your legs loosened. You didn’t even notice your feet had gone numb from the lack of circulation. Free of your shackles, you still didn’t move.
Levi traced a finger across your ass, you whined and forced yourself further into the bench. Taking the hint, he moved away. He came to the side and looked down upon your sniveling form.
“Do you think you can stand on your own?”
You shook your head.
Levi’s eyes shifted to the side in thought, “We need to clean those marks.”
He didn’t want an answer. Taking your wrist, he lifted your upper body of the bench. Puppeteering you, he swung your arm around his shoulders. His arm snaked around your waist, he stepped backwards so you could follow. Your pants and underwear that hung around your knees, collapsed to the floor. Levi bent down to picked them up. Curling his arm around your knees, he completely lifted you off the floor.
A yelp escaped as the side of your ass brushed against his stomach. Levi remained silent as he carried you with surprising ease. Sometimes you forget just how strong he is. His unwavering strength does not soothe you. And yet, you craved comfort. Even if it meant in the belly of the beast, at least you are warm.
Resting your head against him, Levi glanced down at you. He didn’t say anything as he made it out of basement and took you both to the bathroom. Kicking the door open, he let you down.
Flinging your clothes in the hamper, he pointed, “Lean against the counter.”
Nodding, you rested on your elbows, too weak to stand up straight. Satisfied, Levi turned to the tub and flicked the shower on. Running his hand under the water, he deemed it warm enough.
“I’m getting you new clothes. Try to get in yourself. I will be right back.”
Levi lingered when you didn’t reply, but ultimately, decided to leave you be.
Releasing a breath, you looked at yourself in the mirror. You were a mess. Your eyes were swollen and tear tracks dug deep in your cheeks. You looked so broken. Unable to conjure any anger or self-pity, you dragged yourself towards the steaming shower.
Unsteady on your feet, your knees knocked as you wobbled towards it. You could still barely feel your legs as you stumbled. Your ankle buckled. Ready to crash on the floor, an arm slung across your waist and caught you. Clenching your eyes, you balled your fists in embarrassment.
“Let’s make this quick.”
Lip wobbling, your head bobbed in agreement.
Cajoling you into the shower, he made sure you were stable to strip himself of his clothes. Stepping into the stream with you, he coaxed you to lean against him for support. Resting your head on his shoulder, you both pretend what wet his skin was the water.
Clinically, he started to scrub your body, not lingering. He strayed from your bum. Though he spun you so your back faced the steam. Clutching further onto his biceps, you whimpered as the water hit your parted skin. You watched as the water turned pink.
“Hold onto my shoulders.”
Your hands drifted to his sturdy muscle. Levi kneeled down to wash your legs. His fingers danced around the bruising skin of your ankles. He kept his gaze on the wounds while he clicked his tongue. Shifting his weight, he stood back up.
“Can you stand now?”
“I th-think so,” You mumbled. Your hands dropped to your sides while you refused to look him in the eye.
Guiding you to the side, Levi hastily washed himself. Deeming it good enough, he rinsed himself and turned the water off. You shivered and wrapped your arms around yourself.
The curtain rings screeched against the pole. Steam billowed further into the room, fogging up the mirror. Despite asking if you could handle yourself, Levi helped you out of the shower.
He wrapped a towel around his waist. Going back to you, he used one towel to wrap your hair up. Taking the other, he patted you dry. Levi’s eyes bounced to your face over and over. You knew he was trying to make eye contact, but you just couldn’t.
Throwing the towel into the hamper, he reached for clothes that only consisted of an oversized sleep shirt.
“I think it’s best it keep any fabric off the wounds for now.”
He explained even when you didn’t ask. Not responding again, Levi let out a frustrated sigh that had you flinching back.
“Arms up.” Like a doll, you obeyed and let him slip the shirt through your limbs and head.
He dressed himself just as fast as he washed himself. Crouching in front of the sink cabinet, he reached in the back and found a first aid kit you never noticed. Your eyes glanced to the feminine products and that original terror gripped your heart.
Helplessness squeezed you so tight your breathing stuttered.
Levi’s face pinched at your escalating panic. Slowly lifting off his heels, he stood before you. “I need to clean the cuts, that’s it.”
You shook your head while you stepped backwards. You didn’t first aid, you needed out. You have to leave. This was all his fault.
“Stop being a brat,” Levi barked and grappled onto your wrist.
Pulling you to him, he lifted you up and slung you over his shoulder. Not putting up a fight, you let yourself dangle as his arm coiled above your knees. You couldn’t help but notice how… touchy he was being.
The hardwood floor bobbled as Levi walked towards what you could assume was the living room. Heading to the couch, he bent down so you could slip off his shoulder to sit on your knees, not putting pressure on your bottom.
Placing the first aid kit on the other side of him, Levi sat next to you. Grabbing your upper arm, he splayed you across his lap. Your shoulder blades tensed at the familiar position. Your torso sat on his thighs, not quite perched up as he did before.
Levi rubbed your back to pacify you. Burying your face in the cushions, you tried to relax. Exhaling, your muscle went slack.
“Good girl,” He spoke so softly.
Repositioning you so your ass was perked up and your breasts laid on the couch, he lifted the shirt to look at your ass. Taking the first aid by your head, it uncapped with a pop.
Disinfectant permeated through the air. Your nose wrinkled. Whimpering, you tried to flinch back as the cold stung.
“You can take it.”
That didn’t reassure you at all. He swiped at the splits in your delicate flesh, digging into the bruising that was more than skin deep. He wiped the wounds a few more times. Happy with the disinfectant, he reached for the salve.
Cracking it open, he poured it directed on the flesh. You squirmed at the cold, thick liquid caking the bruises. Levi placed his hand on your back and lightly held you down. His other hand started to rub the medicine in. Heat crept up on your face as he pet your ass. It jiggled as he worked it in. This all felt a little too intimate for your liking.
Though, you let him care for you. Sagging further into him, you let your mind drift off into that blurry haze you were in last night. But, this time, it felt more safe.
Levi’s warmth left you as he shut the first aid kit and cleaned up his mess. Slipping his arm under you, he pushed you up so you were kneeling beside him. He gathered the used wipes and he went to lift himself up, but your grabbed onto his pants and clutch the fabric.
He lifts a brow at you.
You couldn’t speak and only shuffled closer. Levi shut his eyes with a big sigh. Curling his arm around your waist, he placed you on his lap, straddling his hips. Spreading his legs, he relieved any pressure on your ass. This had you slide further down until your crotches slotted together.
Beckoning you closer, you rested your head against his shoulder and nuzzled into the side of his neck. Surprisingly, Levi let you. He cradled you close as his hand stroked up and down your back. Tears bubbled up and wet the hem of his shirt.
“Are you going to tell me what you did or not?”
You only clutched onto him further. If he knew why Erwin punished you, this small piece of kindness would be ripped from your grasp. Here, you almost felt like a human again.
“Either way, it’s going to have to be dealt with when Erwin comes back so you might as well fess up.”
The mention of the larger man had you tense. You knew he would come home eventually, but you were terrified. He beat you until you bled and left you in the dark to rot. While Levi was the reason you needed out, desperately—he was your only lifeline.
That scary place fizzled in your brain, beckoning you to sink until you couldn’t breathe. Unknowingly, you started to hyperventilate again.
“Okay, okay,” Levi muttered, and started to pet your hair. “We will cross that bridge once we get there I guess.”
Trembling with curling fingers deep in the matter of his skirt, you tried to find solace in him. You can pretend jumping from the claws of lion into the open, hungry mouth of the wolf is safer. His teeth can suffice as an embrace.
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Levi let you cling onto him for a lot longer than you thought before the itchy need to tidy set his priorities. You laid on your stomach on the couch, looking longingly out the window. The sound of tires crunching against gravel had you tense up after staring off.
From behind you, Levi put down whatever he was doing and made his way into the living room. You propped yourself up as you heard the front door opening and closing with unneeded force. Kneeling on the couch, you watched as Erwin passed into the threshold.
His eyes bounced to you and then at Levi who came closer with his arms crossed, combative.
“What the fuck happened?”
Erwin sighed, pinching the bridge of his nose, “What do you mean, Levi?”
“Why the fuck did I find her bound, in the dark and blood caked on her ass and thighs, Erwin?” Levi’s voice rose.
You flinched back, scared and confused. Why did he seem upset for your well being? Levi had arguably done worse, but he looked almost offended by Erwin’s behavior.
Erwin crossed further into the living room, not looking at you. That icky feeling resurfaced of when Erwin didn’t acknowledged you and left you in that damn room.
He flippantly waves his hand, “Doesn’t matter. She will be sleeping with us from now on.”
Before Erwin could go anywhere, Levi gripped his upper arm like he would you. “You’re going to explain to me. Now.”
Erwin raised a brow at Levi’s hand, “Can I at least put my stuff down first?”
“Go right ahead,” Levi snarked and dropped his hold.
The large man went down the hall to his office and Levi stood there, fuming. At this point, neither of them were paying attention to you. You couldn’t help feeling like a little kid again. You sat on the couch, an observer.
Coming back, Levi was instantly on top of him. “What happened last night?”
Erwin crossed his arms, “It’s none of your concern. I handled it.”
“Handled it? She was inconsolable!”
You winced as he talked about you like you weren’t there.
Erwin stepped closer and loomed over Levi, “Why do you care?” There was an almost jealous twinge to his tone.
Levi wasn’t intimated by him and tilted his chin up to give the man a dead stare, “I care because I had to clean up your mess.”
Uncomfortable, you started to fiddle with your fingers. Erwin barked something that made you flinch, but your mind started to wonder. You seemed to shrink as the voices that clashed were now masculine and feminine. One of them more shrill than the other.
At this point, none of you could remember what started the fight, but it started to escalate. The voices only pitched in volume. Vaguely, you could make out your mother screaming, look at what you did to her!, followed by the crash of a glass she threw.
Your arms instinctively covered your head as the cup shattered and rained down in pretty glittering shards. You father advanced on her, yelling back, you could have hit her!
Clutching onto your head, you tugged on your hair. You willed the memory away. You were here, not there. Though your current situation wasn’t any better, at least you were no longer a cowering child.
Gritting your teeth, you shake off the grips of childhood remnants. Erwin and Levi were in the kitchen, continuing their argument. At this point, you stopped caring what they were saying. They were so engrossed in their own spat, you were nothing more than a forethought.
You glanced at doorway of the mudroom. You knew you couldn’t leave until you could saw the collar off, but you had to test something.
Placing your hands on the back of the couch, you stepped backwards with shaky legs. Peeling yourself from the cushions, not once did they leave your line of sight. Prowling like an animal sizing up a bigger predator, you side stepped across the floor.
“And whose fault is that?” Levi’s voice rung out as they went to the table.
You were completely out of their sights. Still toeing backwards, your hands gripped the frame of the mudroom. Stepping down, you glanced down to make sure not to trip on the welcome mat.
Your back hit the door. You waited.
There was no alarm, no shock to your collar. Reaching behind, your hand gripped the doorknob and slowly twisted it back and forth. No alarm, no shock.
A flimsy smile graced your lips.
Determined once more, you softly walked back in the living room, their voices starting to calm down. Like you were rewound, you resumed your position on the couch, watching.
Levi came back from where he and Erwin were. He seemed significantly more relaxed. Rounding the couch, he didn’t say anything while he lifted you up and carried you. You were too stunned to argue.
Erwin sat at the head of table, food laid out. Where you really that out of it you didn’t even notice dinner was made?
Gently, Levi sat you at the table. You flinched at the hardwood digging into your bruises. Erwin had the audacity to grimace at your pain.
Levi sits next to you and you side eye him. What the fuck is going on?
Erwin clears his throat, “I’m not going to apologize for punishing you.”
Your lip curled as you stared down your food. An ugly stew of emotions broiled in your gut.
“Erwin,” Levi started to scold. What the actual fuck.
Erwin raised his hand to stop Levi, “Let me continue. I won’t apologize for punishing you, but I can see that I went too far. I let my emotions get the better of me. That won’t happen again, I promise.”
Bitterness dripped from your tongue, “You say that now.”
Sadness swarmed Erwin as he reached for your hand, but you flinched back. A whimper fell out as you put more pressure on a particular cut.
“I just want us to be a happy family.”
You bristled. How dare he. You scoffed while you sarcastically asked, “If you're daddy does that make Levi mommy?” You spat out the word daddy.
A rough hand gripped your jaw and forced you to look at Levi. Ire bubbled up in his smokey irises, “Listen here, you little- don’t encourage her.”
Levi peered over you to Erwin who was stifling his laugh. He dropped his focus back on you and you met his gaze.
You continued on, “And what does that make me? The child or the dog?”
Levi gave you a look that screamed to shut up, but you were content with yourself. All humor left Erwin, his gaze burned into you. Dropping his hold, Levi let you meet Erwin head on.
“You are neither,” Erwin said after a long moment of silence. “You are ours, that’s what you are.”
So a possession. You would never been seen as an equal. You knew this, but him saying it out loud just cemented it. Staring down at your hands, you picked at your nails.
He could see you visibly wilt and tried to do some damage control, “Let’s get you to bed. It’s been a long day, for all of us.”
“I’ll meet you up there,” Levi said, reaching for your uneaten plate.
Erwin walked over to you. He grabbed your arms and turned you so he could lift you into his embrace. Wrapping your legs around his waist, he put his arm under your bum. You whined at the bruising being touched.
Cradling the back of your neck, he massaged the muscles while shushing you. Foreboding churned your stomach. You slightly bounced with each step Erwin took. Going past his office, he turned left instead of taking you to your room.
You completely forgot you were going to sleep with them now. Turning into the hallway you hadn’t went down yet, anxiety hit you as you never been upstairs. Not even when you were on better terms with them. You weren’t allowed and you didn’t want to cross the boundary. It felt too intimate and it still does.
At the end of the hall, Erwin pivoted again and started to ascend the stairs. At the top, he directed you both to the right, down a short hallway. He opened the door and you stared down the other hall before Erwin closed off your view.
When walking in, to the left was an walking in closet, the door left ajar. From the glance you saw suits all in Erwin’s size. This must be his room. Crossing further in to the right was a king sized bed against the wall, a side table on both sides. You were confused why he needed such a big bed and two tables.
Erwin placed you on the mattress. The sheets and bedding were a soft black. You winced when your wounds dragged against the fabric. Erwin looked apologetic.
“I will be back.”
He left to go to the door facing the right side of the bed. Inside was a large bathroom. You couldn’t see much from your limited view so you brought your attention to the rest of the room.
It had been in L-shape, the closet making it seem like a standard rectangle. To the left of you was a large window where the sunset streamed inside. Against the wall on the other end of the bed was an extravagant TV stand. One of those fancy ones where you can close the cabinet to hide away the TV. There were also shelves lined to the brim from what you could see were history books.
Erwin emerged from the bathroom, a first aid kit in hand.
“Lay on your stomach for me.”
You were still scared to be alone with him so you obeyed. Turning on your tummy, you tried not to flinch as Erwin’s weight dipped the bed. You laid slightly off center as Erwin walked on his knees and adjusted himself so he straddled your thighs.
Your heart dropped as he sat back. He rested most of his weight on his ankles so you weren’t crushed, but he was in a position that if he wanted he could slot his crotch against your ass if he leaned his full weight on you.
Flicking the kit open, he took the tube of ointment specifically for cuts. He flipped your shirt up and paused to see you weren’t wearing anything underneath and the sheer damage done to your skin.
Your back hunched as you tried to scrunch forward as his fingers traced his damage. Screwing the cap off, he delicately smeared the clear jelly over the various lesions over your ass. Pulling out band-aids, over the broken skin he used his thumbs to adhere them.
Grabbing a different tube, this medicine was more liquidity as he rubbed them against the bruises. His large hands encompassed your ass, stroking the skin until the lotion was soaked in. You hated how vulnerable you were. You hated how this is what you craved since he spanked you. The fear he was sick of you wriggled in, that you were going to be like all the other girls before you.
Your body went still when he bent over to kiss your exposed nape. His hands dragged upwards to grip your waist. He tickled the flesh his palms swallowed up. Stuttering quaked your chest. You stared at the open bathroom door, terrified.
“I shouldn’t have been so mean. It’s okay, we will keep this between us, right?”
You trembled, “You didn’t tell Levi why?”
Erwin smiled into your neck, “Can you imagine what he would have done if I did?”
You whimpered.
He shushed you as he explored more of your skin. “It will be our little secret. Don’t give me a reason to tell him.”
“Okay,” You nodded your head.
Erwin squeezed your ribs, “What was that?”
“Yes! Yes, daddy.”
“Good girl.”
He got up from you and grabbed the wrappers of the band-aids. They crinkled in his grasp. Putting away the other tubes, he closed the kit and left the bed.
Turning your head into the comforter, your breathing picked up in panic. Tears burned your waterline. Forcing your hands to your chest, you clutched your chest as you tried your best to suck in oxygen.
“What the fuck is up with her?” Levi’s voice cut through your spiraling.
Erwin entered the room with a shrug. “Must still be coming down from last night.”
Levi gave him a skeptical glower. He went over to you as Erwin went into the closet to grab pajamas. Keeping an eye on Erwin as he went to the bathroom, he helped you up from your laying position.
“Spit it out.”
You only shook your head. There was nothing he could do. There’s nothing he would do. Levi was just as bad Erwin.
Levi leaned down so you were eye level and squinted at you. Grabbing your cheeks, he didn’t let you break out of his trance. Those stormy irises danced across your face, sniffing out any hint. Not finding what he wanted, he released you with a push.
You were left alone on the giant bed as Levi went to the closet as well. Twisting your lip in confusion, Levi came out in his own set of pajamas, his dirty clothes in one hand, the other held a leash.
He passed by you to throw his clothes into the hamper in the bathroom. Coming back, leash in hand, he placed a knee on the bed. Shuffling closer, he kneeled in front of you as you curled in on yourself by the headboard.
Reaching behind you, he threaded the leash through one of the pillars of the headboard. Looping it through the handle, he pulled it until it was taut. Hooking his fingers through your collar, he tugged you up to present your neck.
He clipped the clasp through the loop of the collar. Bringing you closer, he breathed, “Don’t make me have to reinforce this as well. Don’t try to leave the bed either because I will know.”
“Okay,” You hiccuped.
“Good.”
Coaxing the blanket out from under you, Levi sat to the right of you. He brought it up to cover you both. You blinked in confusion. What?
Erwin came out of the bathroom as Levi bent over to grab a book on the bedside table. He also grabbed a part of readers. Levi needed glasses, too?
“All situated?”
Cracking open the book, Levi replied, “You can say that.”
Erwin chuckled as he went to the other side of the bed. You were squished in the middle of the two. Well, squished was an exaggeration as there was enough room to give you a few inches of space. Levi’s side more than Erwin’s since he was a very broad man.
They slept in the same bed?
You tried not to let your confusion show. What exactly was their relationship? You were baffled at the information laid out in front of you.
“You should lay down,” Erwin said.
Looking at him, you saw that his hair was down and covering his forehead. It made him seem younger.
Erwin took no offense to your non-response and guided you to rest your head on the pillow rather than your scrunched up position. The leash was lax enough to not tug on the collar, but its presence was unforgettable.
Reaching for his phone, Erwin scrolled through work emails, propped up against the pillows like Levi. His free hand discretely went under the blanket and rested on your tummy, his thumb stroking over the shirt.
You closed your eyes, and tried to fight the urge to vomit and impending doom of what Erwin’s lingering touches meant.
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the-kr8tor ¡ 1 day ago
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Can you pretty please write a bdas one where r gathers the crew up and shows them how to sew a wound the same way she showed Hobie on the island? I think it'd be funny to know the different reactions.
Like, some would be concerned that r js dragged her blade through her palm, some would think r turned crazy, and some would think r's badass. The reasoning for her teaching would be that she realized the crew would be dropping left and right without her. With the fact that they're too reckless sometimes.
Please and thanks Katy!! Love your writing so much and I hope you're doing well 💕💗💜
I miss writing for the pirate sillies 🥹 I hope you like it! ❤️
Pairing: Pirate! Hobie Brown x fem! Reader
Word count: 1.1k
Tags: No use of Y/N, so specific physical description of the reader, pirate AU, reader is a medical professional don't worry, set in my BDAS series. Between the devil and the sea AU, CW blood and injury, spider trio cameo, fluff.
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“Why do we have to go through this again?” Gwen groans as you push her towards the infirmary of the ship.
“Because you're all too reckless and I keep stitching you all up more than a seamstress stitches clothes!” You exclaim as you and Gwen enter the room.
The two of you are met with rambunctious laughter and chatter. A few of the members play around on the surgery table, playing around it and pretending they're doing surgery on Miles, who's laying still on the table. You cringe at the fact that they're holding your precious instruments with their bare hands that still stinks of gunpowder and wood. Hobie, your captain that's supposed to be a role model, chases Pavitr around with a jar of a specimen floating around in fluid. Pav screams, running all over the already small infirmary.
As if things couldn't be worse, James looks through the medicine cabinet while Yuri urges him to drink a mysterious vial that would definitely kill a grown elephant.
You let go of Gwen and shut the door with a resounding slam. It doesn't take much for them to quiet down after seeing the stern look on your face.
Hobie freezes in place, mid chase as he holds the jar above his head. Clearing his throat, he gently places the jar down on the shelf and gestures for everyone to stand to one side of the room. All the while smiling sheepishly at you like a child caught with his hand inside the cookie jar. Or in this case, inside a dead frog floating in amber fluid.
Miles almost staggers as he jumps off the table because of the gauze sticking on his eyelids. Gwen stifles a laugh, heading towards him with a helping hand and tugging the bandage off. You and Hobie share a look from their interaction. Smiling softly at the two lovebirds.
“Right,” you sigh out when everyone is standing to one side of the table while you're on the other end. “I called you in here because— Yuri.” Turning towards the raven haired, you open your palm out to her.
“What?” She says innocently.
You only give her a look, brow raised and fingers opening and closing.
With a sigh and a disgruntled groan, she takes a vial out of her pocket and hands it to you before returning back into the line.
“Good, as I was saying, I called you all in here today to teach you the basics of treating an injured crew member.”
James raises his hand.
“What is it James?”
“We can only treat fellow crew members?” He asks, scratching his cheek.
“No, anyone you want to help, I guess.”
Yuri raises her hand.
“Yes, Yuri?”
“What if I don't want to help them and they're actually a prick?”
You sigh, pinching the bridge of your nose. “I don't know, Yuri, it depends on who you're talking about.”
James raises his hand again, side eyeing Yuri.
You groan, “yes, James?”
“I think she was talking about me.” He points at Yuri accusingly.
“Then she has to help you—”
Hobie raises his hand, smiling from ear to ear.
“Yes, captain?” You warn him with your tone.
“I need to go to the loo.” A resounding guffaw echoes out.
“Oh for fucks sake!” You unsheathe your dagger, showing off the newly sharpened metal.
“Shit, love!” Hobie yelps in shock, but his smile says he's impressed and even proud.
The crew members gasp, some in a panic and some in amusement. Pav was the former, almost looking like he's about to cry at the sight of you holding your dagger right above the back of your hand.
“What're you doin'?” Hobie has his hand reaching towards you, feet slowly inching to your side. “C’mon, love, we were just jokin’”
“Oh, I know. Don't do this on your own.” You shrug as you cut deeply at the back of your hand, wincing at the pain as Hobie rushes to your side and takes the dagger away from you and then grabs your bleeding hand.
“Fuck! Why'd you do that?!” Hobie panics, while the other crew members scream at the blood dripping from your hand down to the floorboards.
“Fucking badass.” Yuri nods in approval together with James who is in awe of the deep cut.
“As a demonstration.” You say calmly, but with the way your jaw tightens, you're in pain. “What—” you hiss as Hobie grips the cut, trying to stop the bleeding. “What are you going to do in this situation?”
“What?!” Gwen bolts over to your shelves to find a clean cloth. “You're fucking bleeding!”
“Exactly,” You say in between clenched teeth. Hobie's petting your hand and murmuring apologies against it. “Hobie, I'm fine.”
“I can see through your hand!” He cries out, eyes glimmering as the ship rocks against the waves.
“Yeah and you're doing great at trying to stop the bleeding.” You praise him, only to be met with a confused look. Turning towards the bewildered crew members and to Pav, who's being held up by Miles lest he falls on his knees. “You're going to need some clean cloth to stop it, or else you're increasing my chance of getting infected.”
“Scuttlebutt, I love you, but what the fuck?” He whisper yells as if he's about to lose his voice.
“I love you too, remember what I taught you back on the island.” You beam at him, kissing the tip of his nose briefly.
Hobie inhales and straightens up like the real captain that he is. “Gwen, the cloth is on your right, inside the top drawer.” Gwen does what she's told, frantically ripping out clean fabric. “Yuri, grab the antiseptic inside that shelf, it's the green jar.” Yuri mocks a salute and then heads towards the shelf. “James, the suture kit is on that table, you can't miss it.”
James rushes to get the needle and thread as Gwen packs your wound with the cloth. “Good on you, Gwen.”
“Don't fucking do that again.” She points at you as Hobie tightens his hold on your wound, effectively stopping the bleeding. You could only smile at her.
“Miles—” Hobie calls for him, only to find that he's holding onto an unconscious Pav whilst fanning his face. “Uh, take care of Pav.”
The captain meets with your eyes as you grin at him. “What's next, captain?”
“Scuttle work for you next week once you're healed.” He threatens, worry still etched on his face as he checks if the blood has stopped flowing out.
“Aww, that's not part of it though.” His grey eyes narrow, a smile curling at the corner of his lips. “I love you, good job.” You say with a lilt, eyes shining bright and alert, a good sign for Hobie.
He clicks his tongue in reply, but he still places a quick kiss on your wrist before laying your hand on the table to continue treating you and in turn teaching the crew. The scuttle work will be worth it now that you have taught them all a valuable lesson that might save someone's life in the future.
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28th february fic rec!
so very excited for the 28op drop!!!!
i miss you, i'm sorry (2K) by leivol6
Louis spends some time with zayn in his hotel room after his LA show. they smoke. they fuck.
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love of my life (80K) by likelarry | @likelarryfics
Harry is 36 and recently divorced after he's finally come to terms with his sexuality.
Louis is the 28 year old who helps him find his way and is everything Harry has ever dreamt of.
The one where Harry struggles to really accept who he is and Louis is there every step of the way.
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wildflower (112K) by blueskiesrry | @blueskiesrry
“You look like a wildflower,” Louis comments, shielding his eyes from the sun, the crinkles near them even more prominent in this light.
“What?” Harry’s words stumble over a surprised laugh.
“With your hair all fluffy like that.”
Harry’s fingers automatically find their way into his hair as he silently curses the humidity out on the water.
“He kind of does, doesn’t he?” Elizabeth adds.
Louis tilts his head to the side, smile softening and blurred around the edges. “Our very own long-stemmed wildflower.”
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or: a 1950s hollywood story spanning half a decade where harry and louis are constantly growing towards, away from, & around each other and everything harry wants are things he can’t have.
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Tattoos and Temptations (67K) by refusethyname | @gonebylouist
“Love,” he drawled, the word dripping with sinful allure, “I’ve got tattoos that are older than you,” he murmured, his voice a rough whisper, his breath warm against Harry’s lips.
Harry tilted his head, a teasing smirk of his own tugging at his mouth despite the rapid beat of his heart. “What can I say, I like experienced men.”
Louis chuckled low in his throat, a sound that sent heat rushing through Harry’s veins. “Cheeky little thing, aren’t you?” he murmured, his hand sliding up Harry’s back to tangle in his curls. He tugged lightly, just enough to tip Harry’s head back and expose more of his neck.
“You’re the one winding me up.”
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Can we please get back to Loving (5K) by umbroshirt
Harry's mad and Louis doesn't know why.
Or, the silent treatment fic I thought of the second Written All Over Your Face came out
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Remember Me Before You (293K) by kingsofeverything | @kingsofeverything
Desperate to find a new place to live after he comes home to find his boyfriend cheating, Harry moves into a loft with three strangers.
A New Girl AU.
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Fragments of Forgotten Lives (160K) by freakingmeout | @freakingmeout28
Louis has been missing for over a year, but the first thing he remembers is waking up just a few weeks ago. Everything before that is a blur - no memory of where he’s been or who he was. Now, trying to rebuild his life in Manchester, he finds solace in therapy and a deepening connection with a fellow survivor.
When Harry, a stranger to Louis but someone from his forgotten past, recognises him on the street, everything shifts. Despite the amnesia, something about Harry feels familiar, like a lifeline. As fragments of his lost memories begin to resurface in vivid, unsettling nightmares, Louis clings to the comfort Harry brings. Together, they embark on a journey to uncover the truth of his missing year, unlocking hidden secrets, unspoken bonds, and a past that refuses to stay buried.
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[series] such a beautiful dream (112K) by staybeautiful | @harruandlou
“I had a sex dream about Harry.” Louis slapped his free hand over his mouth after the words slipped out.
Zayn paused, his hand freezing as he was about to take a bite, his head snapping up to look at Louis. Louis could relate, it’s how he’d felt that morning after he’d woken up. He’d laid in bed for fifteen minutes trying to figure out what had happened, why it had turned him on so much, and then patiently waiting for his erection to go down.
“Like… my Niall’s Harry? Harry Styles?” Zayn clarified, his face bewildered as if trying to comprehend what had just happened. “Do you even like Harry?”
“His last name is Styles?”
or Louis woke up after having a sexy dream about his best friend’s boyfriend’s best friend resolved to never think about it again. He hardly knew Harry, so what difference would it make? But when they are thrown together only a few days later, Louis had to admit, his subconscious might have been onto something.
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I Could Fall In Love With You (55K) by tippitytap
If Louis were asked to describe Harry's role in his life, the answer would have always been quite simple: best friend.
Since last year, the answer might have also been: housemate and co-parent to the cats.
What Louis didn't think would ever happen was that the answer would one day change to: the man he was falling deeply in love with.
or: Right at the beginning of a nationwide lockdown might be the worst time to fall in love with your childhood best friend and housemate. But if Louis knew one thing, it was that Harry and he would always find a way through life together.
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I Can Pull It Together (6K) by louislittletomlintum | @louislittletomlintum
Harry's eyes drifted to where Louis’ arms were slung over the back rim of the spa, exposing his underarms again. This time his fine hair was more apparent, wet from the spa and curling a little where some droplets of water hung.
Harry wanted to lick them.
He blushed almost instantly when the thought came through his brain, hoping it wasn’t obvious and that the general heat on his face would disguise his embarrassment. He’d never thought anything like that before.
or the one where Harry accidentally discovers a new part of Louis he really, really loves.
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Le Sol De La Chambre (60K) by Fandom_Larry
Louis owns a boudoir business. Harry wants some pictures. What happens when an innocent omega ends up posing for an overly handsome alpha? They end up on the bedroom floor.
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💸 -> visual of my wallet after this 28op drop
stat time!
1,095,493 words read (-35% than last month)
19 fics read (-21% less than last month)
19 authors (-5% less than last month)
feel free to send me an ask if you have read a fic ive recommended! i'd love to talk about the fic with you <3
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deceit-and-knowledge ¡ 1 day ago
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intro post
that fucking poll eviscerated me so manyyyy of you wanted this so here ya go please note I'm not particularly excellent at rp my only experience is with my gf and we always ended up making something inappropriate ft a crack ship
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Hello~ folks!
Welcome to @deceit-and-knowledge my silly little rp blog where I (your local dumbass @jesterlovescookies ) attempts to pretend to be shadow milk, fount/sage or awakened silly vanilly with you and whatever you wanna say or do with "me" yes I'm a unhinged bored man (what the tism does to a hyperfixated mfer)
Icon/dividers made by @jesterlovescookies
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rules/info (PLEASE READ)
Info:
cutely me rping a lil au thing where smilk and his pre corrupt self exist in the same timeline and while vague awakened pv is taking care of the two. Both are pv simps in their own unique way
Ooc = black text with ooc and small text
Smilk/fount = blue text
Pv = orange text
Please don't use funny fonts like cursive (unless it's just the word "freaky" for the funny) I can't particularly read it
Characters available are: shadow milk, awakened pv and sage of truth/fount of knowledge
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some rules: (for my comfort)
if I don't get to you instantly don't rush me or push me to answer, cause pal- I got a life
You can rp as your own cr oc if you want
Slightly suggestive stuff is allowed
This is for fun, please have fun and don't be rude
Responses are in character as possible (when they're not this is an au)
No spam
Dni if you have an issue with shadowvanilla
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extra info:
This rp does use alot of my hcs for the smilk's
Which are
Neurodivergent, genderfluid, blind in the blue eye (not teal/yellow), can't walk well so floats, touch starved but dislikes being touched, bites for affection (there's more and will apply when needed)
(tho fount wears glasses whilst smilk doesn't to assist with the blindness)
you can refer to sage/fount with your pre corrupt names for shadow milk but he won't claim those as his actual name he'll just respond to anything that isn't shadow milk
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anyhoo have fun! Rp away, inbox is always open on this blog ^^
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hedawanheda ¡ 1 day ago
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Hi! Don't know if you've seen the little 10 years of clexa kisses thread going on? Writers posting their favorite kisses from their own works
I would love to see your favorite kisses that you've written! Or any new ones yoi may have 👀
OOOH I LOVE THIS!!
First kisses are always my favorite to write, so apologies that most of these are first kisses lol
answer under cut! one for each story where they already kissed (sorry, ‘no body no crime’ and ‘hold my crown (while i go down),’ you’ll get your moments!). Link to the stories in title
8. The Babysitter
mutual pining/high school crush au that was so fun to write!
“Hey, Lexa?”
“Yes?”
“Can I kiss you?”
“Can you- what?” Lexa was taken aback. She had to make sure she heard that correctly.
“Can I kiss you?” Clarke asks again, calmly. “You don’t have to say yes,”
“I…” Lexa falters, at a loss for words. She couldn’t think straight, not with the way Clarke was looking at her with those eyes and that lip bite. God, Lexa wanted to bite it herself.
Clarke suddenly looks embarrassed, sitting up on the bed. “Um. Sorry. I don’t know why I asked that. That was weird. Forget-“
“You can,” Lexa blurts out, Clarke’s mouth still open mid sentence. “Kiss me, I mean. If you still want to. Thank you for asking, by the way. Consent is always a good thing-“
“And you call me the dork,” Clarke grins as she pushes forward, wrapping her arms around Lexa’s neck and brings her in for a kiss.
7. More Than That
friends to lovers!! secret mutual pining!! ugh love it
“I love you,” she whispered quietly. She searched Lexa’s face for any reaction, to which she found none. She felt her heart crack. “I’m sorry. I ruined it. Please forget that I said anything. Better yet, forget that you’ve ever known me. Just throw your entire memory aw-“
Clarke shut up because Lexa decided to kiss her. It wasn’t like the ones when others were around, no. This one was slower, and softer. Lexa’s lips moved with a purpose, gently pressing against Clarke’s as if she was going to break her. She pulled away moments later, gazing into Clarke’s eyes.
“You just kissed me,” Clarke said blankley. “Why did you do that?
Lexa grinned, biting her lip. “Because I’ve loved you since we were thirteen, you dope”
6. The Lighthouse
the little mermaid first kiss to get your voice back. sucker for this
She decided to take the leap. Her head moved down swiftly, connecting her lips to Clarke’s.
Her body tingled with warmth, Clarke’s lips soft against her own. She felt hands on the back of her neck, pulling her closer. Lexa’s brain felt like it was exploding. Clarke pulled back, before tilting her head and going back in. This felt right. Lexa’s gay brain turned into a pile of mush.
“Finally,”
Lexa agreed, smiling as she kissed Clarke again, and again, and again. It took a minute for her to register that that word was spoken out loud.
Lexa pulled back. Surely she imagined that, right? She looked at Clarke, whose lips were kiss-swollen and hair mussled. Clarke smiled at her widely and nodded, signalling that Lexa did not imagine that.
“Hi,” Clarke said, clear as a bell. Lexa’s mouth dropped open in pure shock. “I love you,”
5. you belong with me
my taylor swift au where Lexa professed her love to clarke on Jimmy Fallon so Clarke flies to new york to see her immediately after and they kiss in the rain
Clarke was overcome with emotion. Every one of Lexa’s songs were about her and her love for her. Clarke couldn’t help the huge smile that appeared on her face before she closed the distance between her and Lexa to meet the girl in a heated kiss. She kissed Lexa with all the passion she could muster, wanting to show the girl how much she meant to her and how touched she was from last night’s interview. Clarke swiped her tongue across Lexa’s bottom lip, asking for entrance which she was soon granted, Lexa’s tongue shyly meeting hers. They kissed in the middle of the New York rainstorm, and to Clarke, it was perfect.
4. for the love of the gods
this one’s good cause lexa is supposed to be a celibate priestess and patron goddess clarke’s like NOT ON MY WATCH
Lexa felt a hand at the back of her neck and then the next thing she knew the stranger attached her lips to Lexa, surprising the priestess in more ways than one.
You need to stop this Lexa thought to herself, trying not to think of the softness and sweetness of the girl’s lips. You made a vow, this isn’t right
“You’re overthinking this,” the girl murmured against Lexa’s lips. “Stop. Just for once, don’t think,”
You didn’t have to tell Lexa twice.
She kissed back like it was her last time (because it might be) and she felt the girl grin, satisfied that Lexa decided to give in. The girl swiped her tongue across Lexa’s bottom lip, asking for entrance that was soon granted by the brunette The girl’s hands threaded through Lexa’s hair, messing up the intricate braids that adored her hair, but Lexa didn’t care. She never knew kissing could feel this good.
3. So High School
I love this one cause Clarke thinks the kisses mean they’re best friends🤣 come on girl
“Well, Ontari is a second-year senior who probably takes steroids, and you’re just a scrawny sophomore,” Clarke smirks jokingly as she hooks her fingers in the collar of Lexa’s shirt. “Don’t worry, babe. You’ll hit puberty someday,”
She leans forward to kiss Lexa, the brunette’s eyes fluttering closed when she feels Clarke’s lips meet hers. God, kissing Clarke had to be her favorite thing in the whole world.
“You’re your own harshest critic,” Clarke whispers as she pulls away, letting go of her hold on Lexa’s shirt collar and clasping the girl’s hands in her own. “Let me be your biggest cheerleader,”
2. secret recipe
first kiss for the helpless gay chef and idiot bisexual heiress
“It doesn’t have to mean anything,” Clarke continues when there’s a lack of response from Lexa. It doesn’t have to, but I want it to. I want it to mean everything.
“Clarke…” Lexa’s heart is pounding so hard she fears it may burst out of her chest. “Are you sure?”
More sure than anything.
“Yes,” Clarke answers instead, surging forward to connect their mouths in a soft kiss.
Clarke feels her heart exploding the moment their lips touched, and she melts into the kiss. Kissing Lexa felt different than kissing anyone else, but in the best way possible. It felt right. Like Clarke finally unlocked the secret to happiness, and it was kissing Lexa Woods.
1. royally screwed
as if anyone is surprised 😂 not their first kiss but the first one with ~feelings~
“It comes from a Norse myth,” Lexa tells her wife, her palms suddenly becoming sweaty. “You see, the son of Odin and Frigg, Baldur, started to have dreams of his death, so Frigg made all of the things on earth promise to not hurt her son. He was now said to be invincible, so the other gods took joy in throwing things at him.” Lexa was staring up at the mistletoe, avoiding Clarke’s eyes. “The mischief god, Loki, was jealous of how popular Baldur was, so he searched far and wide for something that could kill Baldur. He found out Frigg forgot a simple but deadly plant: mistletoe,”
“So he fashioned a spear with the mistletoe and convinced a blind god to throw it at Balder. Once the spear hit him, he died. Heartbroken, Frigg now made it a rule that mistletoe would be used for love, and that whenever someone encounters it they show an act of love; that’s why we kiss underneath it,” Lexa took this chance to look at Clarke, who was listening intently. Her bright blue eyes were staring at Lexa in wonder, causing the brunette to realize what her wife might think she implied.
“But um,” Lexa stumbled over her words. “That’s just a superstition. An old wives tale. It doesn’t mean we have to-“
“Lexa?” Clarke interrupted softly, a bemused look on her face. “Are you going to kiss me?”
Lexa felt her mouth go dry. Her eyes widened as she but her bottom lip nervously. “Am I allowed to?”
Clarke smirked as her eyes twinkled. “Come here,” she said, cupping Lexa’s face as she stepped closer and pressed her lips to her wife’s.
This kiss felt different.
It wasn’t at all like the two passionless ones they shared on their wedding day, it was soft. Innocent. A confirmation of the feelings that both of them had. Clarke felt her already flushed cheeks burn and her stomach swoop as Lexa’s plush lips moved lightly against hers, the feeling setting her on fire.
It wasn’t their first kiss, but it should have been.
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uhhlifeig ¡ 1 day ago
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congratulations on 300 followers!!! you deserve every single one and im so happy for you!!
your 300 followers event is so cool!
errr can i have 🥺 for rosekiller and 😍 also for rosekiller cause im a bit obsessed with themm
aww tysm!! and yes yes ofc!! i love rosekiller too lmao
soulmates au first:
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There was a rose blooming on Barty’s left forearm.
It had been there ever since first year, when he had first touched his soulmate.
Except, he didn’t know who it was. 
He knew that Evan’s Flower was a gladiolus. Maybe his soulmate was a girl called Gladiola or something?
Whatever was the case, Barty was sad. 
Three reasons why.
One, he was fruitlessly searching for his soulmate. He’d kissed about half the girls in Hogwarts, at this point.
Two, he was gay. That wouldn’t have been bad on its own, but it got a lot worse. Not only was he gay, he was in love with someone.
And that led him to his third and final reason: that someone was Evander Gabriel Rosier.
That’s right, Rosier. As in the family name for the roses. Like the one that Barty had on his arm.
It was a shock that Evan hadn’t put the pieces together yet. That boy was normally way too smart for his own good.
But all the better for Barty, right?
Wrong.
Even Regulus Arcturus Black, feelings repressor extraordinaire, had confronted him about his pining.
Multiple times.
It all came to a head on a sunny March day during their fifth years.
They were laying in the grass together, Evan with a book in his hand, and Barty making flower crowns.
“Here you go, Ev,” he laughed, handing over a circlet of daisies.
“Thanks, Bee,” Evan hummed. “Hey, Barty, do you know what daisies mean in the flower language?”
Barty tilted his head inquisitively. “No, what?”
“Loyalty and purity, apparently.”
“Really?” Barty stuck out his arm. “What does the rose mean?”
“Well, yours is read, so that’s love and passion and such. I bet your soulmate already loves you, just from that alone.”
Barty poked at Evan’s forearm. “Well, then, what does your flower mean?”
“Honor and resilience, probably.” Evan grinned sheepishly, rubbing his neck. “I’m not sure. I haven’t looked at one of those books in ages.”
“Well, if you don’t know the meaning of the gladiolus, maybe you know the meaning of your name, Evander Gabriel Rosier,” Barty teased. 
Evan rolled his eyes fondly. “It’s somewhere along the lines of me being a good man. I’m not so sure about that.”
“Lies,” Barty cried. “You’re a very good man. You even save me some breakfast sometimes!”
Evan nodded gravely. “Yes, that is totally what makes me a good person.”
“Darn right it is. Now, what’s my name mean?”
“You know what it means,” Evan huffed in laughter. “You’ve been preening about how untrue it was since second year.”
“Well, yeah, cause he’s a bitch,” Barty sighed, yanking at the grass beneath him. “What kind of name is ‘loyal son’ anyways?”
“Oh my fucking Merlin,” Evan muttered for what seemed to be no reason. “You’re so fucking blind, what the hell?”
“What?”
Evan sighed. “Barty, you know you’re my soulmate, right?”
“What?” his mouth fell open in shock.
“You didn’t know.”
“Well, no,” Barty admitted. “I thought you were straight!”
Evan looked at him incredulously. “What about-” he gestured at himself. “this- says, ‘I’m straight’?”
“You have a good point,” Barty admitted. 
“You’re darn right about that.”
And suddenly, it was like there were fireworks going off around them as their lips met for the first time.
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and now we have the hurt/comfort under the cut!! be warned im a lot better at writing hurt
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“Where are you going?” Evan asked tearfully. “Please, Barty, we can fix this.”
“Fix it? Fix it? What is there to be fixed?” Barty scoffed. “You can’t love me the way I deserve, so you shouldn’t get me.”
“Please,” Evan choked. “I can’t do it without you. You’re my everything, Barty.”
“Your everything. Really?” Barty asked, raising an eyebrow. “You think I believe that, Evan?”
“Please, Bee,” Evan begged, throwing in the nickname for good measure. “One more chance. I promise I’ll do better.”
“That’s what they all say,” Barty spat, turning around. He strode to the nearest picture frame, which contained an image of Before, when they were happy and still in love.
Barty picked it up, inspecting it, before dropping the photo, frame and all, on the floor. The glass shattered, covering the carpet with shards.
“Bee, what are you doing?” Evan gasped, tears carving paths down his cheeks. “Please, stop.”
“I’m just giving you what you deserve, Rosie.” Even that once-sweet nickname was like poison coming out of Barty’s mouth. It seemed to hit Evan square in the chest, causing him to stumble backwards.
“You can’t mean that,” Evan stuttered. “Please.”
“Please what?” Barty sneered. He picked up the picture, shaking off the debris. He looked at it hard for a moment before-
Evan’s ears were ringing. He didn’t think he could feel anything like this ever again.
The picture lay in tatters, scattered all over the floor.
“Barty, why did you-”
“Because we’re done,” Barty snarled, walking out of the door and slamming it.
It promptly fell off of its hinges.
Evan and Barty groaned simultaneously.
“I was doing so well!” Barty cried. “Fuck!”
“You’ve broken that door twice, Bee,” Evan grinned. “One might think that you’re the Hulk or something.”
“Boys, the camera is still rolling,” their director, Minerva McGonagall, snapped. “We need to cut this out. Tech, do you think we can still salvage the scene?”
“Probably,” a lanky man with a clipboard said from next to her. His name tag read ‘Lupin’. “We just need to fix the door and do an up-close shot of the slam. The rest is fixable in post.”
“Alright,” McGonagall sighed. “Chop-chop, people. The door isn’t fixing itself.”
Barty stepped back into the indoor part of the set. “Hey, Ev, d’you wanna get a coffee? I’m running low on caffeine.”
McGonagall got up from her chair, walking towards the. She put her hand on Barty’s shoulder. “If you two get coffee, get me one, too. Something black and strong, thank you.”
“Yes, Minnie,” Evan said, grinning cheekily.
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rafesbabygirlx ¡ 1 day ago
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Hi angels (this is gonna be long)
I ramble because when I feel big feels I don't think straight, but please read 🤍
I'm posting this now because I just need to get it out. This has been weighing heavily on me. But I doubt anyone will read it hahah
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This is really hard for me to say, but after a lot of thought, I’ve decided to wrap up some things I have left, complete some more requests and step back from writing anything new—at least for now.
I’ve been contemplating this for a while, trying to push past the feeling, but I’ve reached a point where I can’t ignore it anymore. Writing has been such a joy for me, and I’ve loved being part of this little community. You all welcomed me with open arms, and I can’t express how much that means to me.
Honestly, I don’t think I’m in the right mental space for it right now. As much as I love creating, I’ve found myself constantly doubting my work, comparing my writing to others and thinking that I can do so much better, and overthinking every detail. It’s a cycle I’ve fallen into on my own, and it’s taken a toll. On top of that, I feel like my blog has lost some of its spark, and my writing isn’t going anywhere and not growing. I’ve also gotten some nasty anons the past few weeks that I ignore but they still haven’t helped with my thoughts. 🫠
With my final semester of college also weighing on me, everything feels like it’s piling up. So, I think I just need a short break. Ew I feel like I sound so insecure. I think I’m just too hard on myself, especially when I get overwhelmed and burnt out.
I feel really guilty stepping away after working so hard to build this space and gaining so much support. The last thing I want is to let anyone down. But right now, this is what I need.
Please stick with me and don't forget me.
That said, I truly love being here, and I don’t think I can stay away for too long. Honestly, I might still post every now and then if I feel inspired. I also won’t be going completely dark - I want to stay engaged and continue supporting the amazing people I’ve met here. I’d love for my moots to keep me updated on their posts, and I’ll still be around to chat.
Sorry if none of this makes sense. I really hate that I've gotten to this point. I still have some things I want to complete and then I plan to take some time off from writing. But I will be around. We can still interact. I don't want to completely lose what I have here. 🤍
I want to go through some more requests and I have a couple of parts left of The Pen Pal. I like to finish what I’ve started and I’m committed to that. I'm posting this and I have a couple of drafts ready to post tonight and then going to take a break for a day or 2 after posting this (because I feel awful and I want to avoid it)
I’m hoping that this will bring me some relaxation but I’m also hoping it will bring me some inspiration too. I have a series I’d love to restart and a lovely anon gave me a great idea for a JJ AU I’d love to do at some point. I hope those ideas would excite you just as much too.
I think right now it will just be a couple of weeks off just from writing. To refresh, heal my mind, and finally breathe. I’ve already expressed it slightly in some posts but I’ve been really thinking about it.
I already can’t wait to be back because this community has been so good to me. I appreciate every single one of you. What’s that corny saying? It’s not goodbye it’s see you later? I love you guys, and I’ll make another post when I officially take my break.
I HOPE THIS MAKES SENSE. IT ALL DOES IN MY HEAD. JUST A LITTLE BAD AT EXPRESSING MYSELF.
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I wanna thank everyone who has supported my writings and I LOVE every single one of you.
I also wanna thank some of my moots! You all have helped me incredibly since I've joined. You're all so kind hearted and probably the best group of people I've ever connected with on the internet. I’m still here so please don’t stop tagging me or reaching out, I’ll still support all of you when I’m on a break. Forgive me if I'm forgetting anyone- not really thinking right now. But this goes for all my moots. 🤍
@rafesheaven @cameronsprincess @inthelibrarybtw @littlelamy @leather-n-velvet @writingroom21 @ivysprophecy @maybejj @rafescokewhore @nemesyaaa @rafescvntyclubgf @angelicameron @tanjamikaelson @starkeynation @quinnsbabygirl @frankoceanluvr11 @httpsdrewstarkey @v3n1ce-bxtch @zyafics @whytheylosttheirminds @rafesbuzzcutseason @maybankslover
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heretyc ¡ 3 days ago
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Shots On The House! [Franco x Reader] [Fluffy drabble...or something]
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Based on this. What a sweet man, to buy the Reagents a drink 🤭 This was written with no particular AU in mind. Somewhat Wife! AU based, maybe. It's implied you're in a secret relationship, however. This is too long to be a drabble but too short to be a fic, so. [shrug]. Just takeeeee it.
"Bet you weren't expectin' this, huh?"
Smirking and pouring some bubbly alcohol into a shot glass, Barbi shot you a wink as he slammed the bottle down onto the counter, "Course ya didn't. But I got real fuckin' bored waitin' for ya."
"My mistake," you rolled your eyes, sitting down atop one of the stools. "I forgot to call you and tell you the large grunts were trying to beat my ass."
"I didn't need a phonecall to confirm that, sweetness," He flinched a little, his eye twitching, "I heard it all."
"So hand me the drink, bastard," you snickered, letting the glass slide into your open palm. "What's the goal of this...therapy, anyway?"
"Gotta empty my vault. Or some shit." He rolled his eyes, "Not in the fun way, either. There's no moolah, just fuckin'...paperwork."
"Makes sense." You scoffed into the glass, throwing it back with a huff; it was champagne, god only knows how he snuck that in.
"Hit me," you spoke as soon as it hit your stomach, the shotglass hitting the countertop.
"I don't hit broads, sugar," Barbi teased, pouring some more into the glass before sliding it over to your open hand.
After placing the bottle down, he hopped over the counter, taking a seat beside you. Leaning onto his elbows, he looked to you, "So, tell me...how are these therapies goin', sweetness?" His eyes were uncharacteristically soft.
Well...it wasn't out of character for him, anymore. It's been a common thing since your partnership. How long ago did that start? Two months?
"Fucking awful," you groaned after the second shot, the alcohol burning your throat as you slammed the glass down onto the counter. He remained silent, letting you speak, however he moved a gloved hand to push your nightvision back.
They were too big for your noggin, he'd mock back then. But now it's endearing.
"Gooseberry's been much more...fatal," you gnawed on your lip, tapping a finger against the countertop, "Been having to carry more first aid, and it's weighing me down. That woman can run."
"So I've seen." Barbi chortled, "Remember that Prime Time bullshit? She caught you so quickly. Not even Lupara's bullets could reach ya in record time."
"Exactly." You nodded, "And Coyle...ughhh."
Barbi made a face in disgust, a hand slapping onto your back and transitioning into a rubbing motion, "Fuckin' Leland Coyle. Cops ruin everythin' for everybody."
"Especially trying to kill the snitch." You scoffed lightly, "It's my fuckin' job, Murkoff is literally pitting us against each other. He doesn't see that."
"He's not...sane enough, hun," Barbi clicked his tongue, "Or smart. Like I am."
You forced a laugh, "I know, I know. Just sucks."
"Well...we can stay in here for as long as we fuckin' well please." He pulled you close, pressing a light peck to the crown of your head. "Together. With none of those fucks bothering us."
You smiled for the first time in a while, leaning into him; he smelled of rotten cologne and sweat. A scent you came to enjoy, despite nearly vomiting the first day you met him.
"...Yeah."
You never thought Sinyala would have a light in its tunnel.
But it did, in the shape of Franco Fuckin' Barbi.
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I DIG YOUR CINEMA (10)
harry styles x yn aspiring filmmaker — social media AU
About the smau: yn starts posting videos on youtube and is trying to build a career as a filmmaker. Things are going pretty well for her and she starts getting more attention when she creates content about shows she goes to. She’s also a fan of Harry’s music and some of his fans start getting suspicious when his team starts interacting with her.
Disclaimer: The story it’s set in 2021 and it will follow their relationship through the LOT leg in the US. Since this is nothing but fiction, I will be following some of the real timeline but also adding my own stuff. On top of that, I won’t be basing myself on Harry’s actual posts.
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PART 9 // MASTERLIST
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I DIG YOUR CINEMA (PART 10) — NASHVILLE
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harrystyles Love On Tour. Chicago, IL. 
View all 75,678 comments  harryfan39 EXCUSE ME??? SIR?????? harryfan235 🥵🥵🥵 harryfan991 I WAS WAITING FOR A CHICAGO POST  BUT DAMN I WAS NOT WAITING FOR THIS  harryfan75 this is hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot harryfan73 did harry basically left the stage in nashville and thought “shit i forgot to post about chicago”? lol
↳ harryfan77 let’s give him a break he was busy in Chicago 🤭 ↳ harryfan73 oh yeah thats right. yn kept him busy.
harryfan29 sooooo…. is there any chance yn took these? lol
↳ harryfan28 is there any chance you people can at least for once acknowledge Anthony’s job? you talk as if he didn’t even exist is so freaking disrespectful to his own talent and experience  ↳ harryfan29 …. I wasn’t trying to be disrespectful to Anthony it was just a joke  ↳ harryfan28 well then be more careful about the things you joke about 
harryfan70 😮‍💨 thank God we have Anthony !  harryfan123 SHOW WAS SO GOOD TONIGHT  harryfan99 come back pls Chicago already misses you :(  harryfan192 boy you look fine 😮‍💨 harryfan1 where is yn i need to know if she was around when this happened
↳ harryfan35 don’t worry I bet she was  ↳ harryfan43 yeah! probably is there after tonight’s show as well 😌 ↳ harryfan1 LMAO guys nooooooo ↳ harryfan1 i asked because i need to know if she got to film this moment so i can ask for the footage!! was thinking about ME not her LMAOOOO  ↳ harryfan3 AHHHHH  ↳ harryfan3 GOOD THINKING YES  ↳ harryfan3 i need a movie of harry taking a bath in my desk by tomorrow pls ↳ harryfan53 @yourinstagram please !!!! ↳ harryfan98 FINALLY!!! 😭 people need to understand that i want her to follow him around 24/7 bc i want her to film him 24/7 that’s all!!! idgaf if they’re dating or not!!!!
harryfan96 harry are you ok? blink if you need help ! we are here for you !! we love you !!  harryfan345 THANK YOU ANTHONY 🙏 real ones know who the real one is
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yourinstagram I wasn’t sure whether to bring up my mom’s birthday or not, but I just hung up the phone with her for the fourth time today, and I realized I couldn’t go to bed without shouting to the world how much I love her. The woman who started everything for me. My existence, my passion for filming, and even my career. I wouldn’t be here if she hadn’t carried me for 9 months in her belly, but I also wouldn’t be here if she hadn’t loved & supported me through all these years, if she hadn’t encouraged all my dreams, or if she hadn’t so excitedly agreed to let me film her during such a vulnerable moment and then share it on a YouTube channel for strangers to watch. It is only fitting that her video was the one that changed my life, and maybe that’s why it has been so hard to stay away today. It’s not the first time we spent a celebration apart from each other, but it is definitely the time I miss her the most. 
So at the end of the day, this isn’t a post to say happy birthday to my mom, because I’ve said it (and sung it) to her multiple times today. But it is a post to let everyone know that I think my mom is the best mom in the world, that I admire her, and that she inspires me everyday. 
And whilst there are a lot of things that I want to keep private about me and my personal life, the love I have for her will never be one of them. ❤️
view all 8,118 comments  bestfriend you have me in tears ❤️  bestfriend btw I called her this afternoon and we spent 20 minutes gushing about you 
↳ yourinstagram yeah ↳ yourinstagram I’ve heard all about it already  ↳ bestfriend really? ALL about it? 👀  ↳ yourinstagram 🙄 ↳ bestfriend hahaha ooooops!  ↳ harryfan3 hi! hello! please let me in!! ↳ harryfan9 ohhh now I’m curious!! loll what did you talk about?  ↳ harryfan7 for real tho 😩 
user25 👏👏 very well written! You’re very lucky to have such a positive connection with your mother, and she’s very lucky to have a daughter that appreciates her. Happy birthday to your mom, and lots of love to you both!
↳ yourinstagram thank you! ❤️ I feel very lucky, indeed!
user1 ahh, i still go back to that video from time to time! love it so much! it isn’t the one that started everything for me, but im proud to say i was already here to see how it changed your life. crazy to think how different things are now! but im happy to see that you have such a beautiful support system to get you through all this madness! im sure your mom is amazing, because she raised an amazing daughter! <3
↳ yourinstagram thank you for being here all along ❤️ it really means a lot!
harryfan5 these pictures!! AGHHH! SO PRETTY! and so aesthetically pleasing!! 
↳ yourinstagram right? always thought she had the coolest pictures, and im pretty sure thats what pushed me into this path haha thanks, Emma! ❤️ ↳ harryfan9 !!!!!!! girlllllll  ↳ ynharryenthusiast not the “Emma” at the end 😭 ↳ harryfan5 😭😭😭 ILYSM
harryfan60 am I the only who saw Harry calling yn out during the show tonight? the man had to ask a million times for her to film the gender reveal LMAO harryfan60 imagine your boss not trusting you do to your job I’D FOLD user5 What a beautiful, emotional post! harryfan22 now that you proved you know how to properly spell words why don’t you stop writing so many stupid captions?  annetwist Happy birthday to your mum! ❤️ harryfan11 yn interacting with us????? did we go back in time??
↳ user2 lol tell me about it! I miss the old times every time she posts now ↳ user13 yeah :( then the trolls arrived and once again ruined all the fun  ↳ harryfan17 istg these people can’t even respect her mother’s birthday…  ↳ harryfan19 it blows my mind bc yn didn’t give them ONE SINGLE REASON for them to act like this!! AT ALL!!!
harryfan45 @HARRYSTYLES YOU KNOW WE CAN SEE YOU, RIGHT? 🤨 
↳ harryfan45 why don’t you just follow her? lol @harrystyles  ↳ harryfan44 because he doesn’t want to ↳ harryfan45 boohooo!! and yet here he is liking her post anyway, isn’t heeee  ↳ harryfan44 how do you know it’s him? it could be anyone behind his account ↳ harryfan45 sure thing hunnnn 😚
lookitsnyoh 🦥❤️
↳ paulithepsm 🦥❤️ ↳ pillowpersonpp 🦥❤️ ↳ mitchrowland 🦥❤️ ↳ _basselin 🦥❤️ ↳ glenne_azoff 🦥❤️ ↳ jefezoff 🦥❤️ ↳ mollyjane_x 🦥❤️ ↳ harryfan3 i loveeeee when they do this!!! ↳ harryfan15 i want to be part of this toooooooo 🦥❤️ ↳ harryfan9 all here but harry guys? did you forget to let him in? LOLLL 
harryfan44 How does your mom feel about your latest post? Bet she wouldn’t be proud of you as her daughter if she saw it ! Bet she’s embarrassed of you ! 
↳ harryfan5 omg wtf???? this is so disrespectful??? ↳ harryfan44 Yn was the disrespectful one when she mentioned the o word! ↳ user14 the “o word”? lmao how old are you?  ↳ harryfan27 wait whats the o word?  ↳ harryfan25 orgasm? i think? ↳ harryfan27 HAHAHAHA  ↳ user16 i have a theory that if you’re not comfortable enough to say the word orgasm then you’re not old enough to be online interacting with +25yo  ↳ harryfan27 orgasm ↳ harryfan27 orgasm orgasm orgasm orgasm orgasm orgasm orgasm orgasm orgasm  ↳ harryfan29 orgasm!!! ↳ harryfan31 🤣  ↳ harryfan27 orgasm  ↳ harryfan27 orgasm orgasm  ↳ harryfan11 ORGASM!!!  ↳ bestfriend orgasm ↳ bestfriend also, please fuck the fuck off  ↳ bestfriend 🖕
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popgossip HELLO LITTLE ONES! DID YOU MISS ME? POPGOSSIP AT YOUR SERVICE AGAIN! 
Hours ago I was gifted by a follower with a one-time only opportunity to get back into business, so I immediately reached out to my favorite human (that shall forever remain anonymous to you) and gathered some fresh and exclusive info for you. 
And as you’ll see, I am not only coming back after the longest state of hibernation, but I am also coming back with the yummiest popstar of them all: HARRY STYLES! 😍🤤
YES, YES, YES! THAT’S RIGHT! For once I got to play detective in a story involving him, the one and only, Harry Styles!
I barely got a taste of it, but things got so interesting and fun already that I’m determined to dive into these mysteries with all I have! 
For now, these are the screenshots that I gathered, but the digging isn’t over yet so follow me if you want to get updated on every detail about Harry Styles’ life 📨
FINALLY, the info I have for you is 100% exclusive and fresh, so buckle up guys!
Sincerely, 
🕵‍♂️🔎🕵‍♀️.
view all 20,909 comments  someone1 OH MY GOD I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU’RE BACK someone2 shit I forgot how much intell you used to share with us harryfan49 STOP THIS IS ABOUT HARRY AND YN!!!!!!! harryfan77 is this from tonight? 😲 are we supposed to believe in it?
↳ harryfan3 I wouldn’t pay too much attention to it ↳ harryfan11 even if they’re saying yn was crying???  ↳ harryfan3 yes, because actually it’s not up to us to know if/when she cries or not.
ynharryenthusiast this is actually so disrespectful to harry and yn. please leave them alone.  harryfan44 are you telling me this isn’t exactly what yn wanted?  harryfan44 if she didn’t want anyone to know about her crying, then she shouldn’t have cried in public space !! harryfan77 at least they left yn’s picture out of the screenshot 
↳ user7 after exposing her like this it’s the least they can do 
harryfan196 @popgossip remember when you used to do that thing of reading people’s theories and fact checking them?!! 😉😏
↳ harryfan196 so my theory is that yn saw the comments on her last post and got upset so she went outside and called her friend or maybe her mom then someone from the band told harry about it and that’s why he chased her and why he wanted to talk about it and she didn’t !!!!!!!! why she didn’t want him to see her crying !!!!!!! ↳ popgossip On it, babe! 🔎
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harryupdates More lucky fans just met Harry in Nashville! He also took some time to facetime their cousin (who’s also a fan!). 
view all 507 comments  harryfan88 WTF GUYS?? 😭 am I the only one who isn’t in nashville meeting harry right now?? harryfan17 harry spending the day with tyler and meeting fans is so soft harryfan17 dont ask me why i cant explain it but i think it is okay. it really is harryfan20 was anyone brave enough to ask if Yn was actually crying and sobbing like a baby last night? lollll  harryfan5 THAT’S LUCYYYYY GUYSSS harryfan5 LUCY IS THE SWEETEST OMG harryfan5 SHE DESERVES IT SOOOOO MUCH! :’)  harryfan25 the way harry always makes people feel special and heard and seen <3 harryfan24 👏👏 harryfan24 i stand by what i said: the day is better when yn isn’t around!!
↳ harryfan32 i noticed that, too!  ↳ harryfan24 yeah!! look how many fans got to meet him bc she wasn’t there  ↳ harryfan9 whyyyyyy are you guys so obsessed with her omg!! ↳ harryfan24 i’m not obsessed i’m just happy harry got rid of her 😚 ↳ harryfan7 lol sure hun! let’s see what happens tomorrow for show 2 in nashville, then ↳ harryfan24 at least you admit he only cares about her during shows LOL
harryfan31 i cant love this man any more than i already do 😭 my heart srsly cant take it harryfan139 he doesn’t look ok :(
↳ harryfan6 🙄 you can’t even see his face ↳ harryfan139 i know… but something in his eyes doesn’t seem right :( ↳ harryfan48 he’s worried because his fake gilfriend’s friend was rude to his fans. he doesn’t want to be with her anymore but it’s being forced to anyway! ↳ harryfan5 holy molly now THAT’S a way to tell the story lmaooooo 
harryfan42 CAN WE PLEASE STOP IGNORING THE ELEPHANT IN THE ROOM? harryfan42 YN WAS SEEN CRYING LAST NIGHT AND HARRY CLEARLY HAD SOMETHING TO DO WITH IT AND NOW SHE WASN’T SEEN WITH HIM ALL DAY EVEN THOUGH SHE NORMALLY IS FOLLOWING HIM EVERYWHERE 24/7
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ynupdates 👀🔥
Anthony Pham (Harry Styles Tour photographer) just posted on instagram and tagged yourinstagram. 
She then reposted the story and added a caption to the picture: “hey mom, i hope this will make you proud”. 
I think it’s pretty safe to assume they’re hanging out together, and that Yn’s words are a dig to some of the comments she got on her last post. 
Now the question that remains is: is that Yn’s ass? 😅
view all 31 comments user5 you have absolutely no idea how much I love this user5 like I swear I respect her silence and privacy to death, but ngl it’s been so hard to watch lol harryfan5 DAAAAAMMMNNNN YN  harryfan11 respectfully, 💋💋💋 harryfan23 hey cowboy @harrystyles  bestfriend i can 100% confirm, that’s her ass!  bestfriend i can also 100% confirm that’s her mom’s new background now
↳ ynharryenthusiast THANK YOU  ↳ harryfan23 you’re the real queen babe ↳ harryfan17 please never leave us
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ynupdates Good morning guys! Anthony and Yn are at it again lol 
Tonight Harry Styles performs in Nashville one more time, meaning Yn will be there filming and doing her job! 
We’re loving to see she’s speaking up but also handling things with humor, and we hope she knows there are a lot of people supporting her, too ❤️
view all 11 comments user9 not them making fun of people who say she doesn’t know how to do her job LMAO harryfan3 she really said i’m done holding back didn’t she :’)  harryfan7 I LOVE THIS SIDE OF HER user11 everyone around him loves her and people just cant handle that!!  
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KAKAIRU BIG BANG 2024 MASTERLIST
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Hello everyone!
We have been amazed by the sheer talent by all the story submissions this year. A huge round of applause to everyone that participated. To all of our incredible writers, artists and betas - and those that pulled double duty - we have no doubt that you've poured your hearts out onto the page, and we’re grateful to have had you join.
Please continue to show everyone your love for our little fandom community. Support them by sharing, commenting on their works and reblogging where possible!
You can find all the works listed below, in this AO3 collection or in this Airtable gallery. We are sure you'll find something that you'll love.
As always we would love to hear what you thought about the event. We ran this one differently to the Reverse Bang in a year long event. Did you participate? What worked for you and what didn't? Please let us know here. We would love to hear your thoughts.
On behalf of everyone from the Kakairu Big Bang mod team, take care, and see you in the next one. 💖
Here you can find all creations for this big bang. Artwork, word count, ratings, warnings, tags and summary after the read-more cut.
TEAM HOT TOPIC NO JUTSU Artist: @animae-n-sht , Writer: @mandapandabug20 Title: A Magnitude of Opposites
🎶TEAM APPASSIONATO NO JUTSU🎶 Artist: @that1valiantcougar, Writer: @myprivatetsukuyomi Title: Perfect Harmony
🗝️TEAM LOCKSMITH NO JUTSU 🗝️ Artist: @lildraws, Writer: @tucuxi Title: Meet Me At The Intersection
🍹TEAM KIWIPUNCH NO JUTSU 🍹 Artist: @rocketpunchhh, Writer: @hystericalcherries Title: It's All Fun and Games (Until I See Your Face)
TEAM WHOSE FACE NO JUTSU Artist: @Bow_art , Writer: @hkandi Title: His face, your face
TEAM OKAMI NO JUTSU Artist: @Anniemaar, Writer: @Naferty Title: As a Species
👨‍🏫TEAM BLACKBOARD NO JUTSU👨‍🏫 Artist: @DoctorBethany, Writer: @Kaoruhana Title: The Year in Konoha
🌑 TEAM IROSAI NO JUTSU 🌑 Artist: @Anna_Lale, Writer: @Crimsonleaf Title: Irosai
🧝‍♂️TEAM ISEKAI NO JUTSU🧝‍♂️ Artist: @Bakakakashi, Writer: @Mandapandabug Title: The other worlder is surprisingly competent
💐TEAM POPPY NO JUTSU 💐 Artist: @Kakamonoki, Writer: @DoctorBethany Title: Bouquet
🔎 TEAM MYSTERY NO JUTSU 🔎 Artist: @radkoko, Writer: @mt_nikolle Title: Open Minds
💚 TEAM V SQUARED NO JUTSU 💚 Artist: @Fire_Cat, Writer: @Virtualcarrot Title: The ties that bind
💕TEAM FAKE RELATIONSHIP NO JUTSU💕 Artist: @animetrashmuffin Writer: @thegigibeegees Title: two lies and what's left over
↪️ TEAM REDUX NO JUTSU ↪️ Artist: @That1ValiantCougar, Writer: @Chierei Title: here and now and forever
🍜 TEAM Culinary no Jutsu 🍜 Artist: @Sweetysamaa, Writer: @hkandi Title: The way to a man's heart
✨TEAM Kiramizu no jutsu✨ Artist: @Doolim, Writer: @onceuponamoon Title: crimson threads
🦸🦹TEAM Rugget no Jutsu 🦹🦸 Artist: @Microrockets, Writer: @Megyal Title: We can Only See A Short Distance Ahead
🏰 TEAM RENAISSANCE FAIR NO JUTSU🏰 Artist: @animetrashmuffin, 🏰 @vulcanhighblood Title: The Tournament
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TEAM HOT TOPIC NO JUTSU Artist: @animae-n-sht , Writer: @mandapandabug20
Title: A Magnitude of Opposites
Word count: 9,746 Rating: General Warning: No Archive Warnings Apply Tags: Alternate Universe - Gender Changes, Female Kakashi, Female Umino Iruka, All genders swapped, Prejudice against punk, neighbors to lovers, Idiots in Love, Repressed Iruka
Summary: Iruka and Kakashi couldn’t be more opposite. Yet fate decided to make them share a duplex as neighbors. Iruka must reevaluate her increasingly unwelcoming attitude (and why she seems to hate her neighbor) and Kakashi has to deal with her unexplainable feelings for said neighbor. Punk meets conservative.
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🎶TEAM APPASSIONATO NO JUTSU🎶 Artist: @that1valiantcougar, Writer: @myprivatetsukuyomi
Title: Perfect Harmony
Word count: 33,012 Rating: Mature Warning: No Archive Warnings Apply Tags: Alternate Universe: Modern Setting, Musician AU, Composer/Pianist Kakashi, Opera Singer Iruka
Summary: Kakashi Hatake, the once great pianist and composer now turned reclusive shut-in, finds his life unexpectedly turned upside down with the arrival of a new next-door neighbor. Could new beginnings really happen because of too-thin New York apartment walls? Through the language of music, life and love can begin anew.
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🗝️TEAM LOCKSMITH NO JUTSU 🗝️ Artist: @lildraws, Writer: @tucuxi
Title: Meet Me At The Intersection
Word count: 25,688 Rating: Teen Warning: No Archive Warnings Apply Tags: Disability, Physical Disability, Alternate Universe - Pre-Canon, Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence, Pre-CanonChronic Pain, chronic disability after traumatic injury, Stubborn Umino Iruka, Post-Traumatic Stress Disorder - PTSD, Survivor Guilt, civilian shinobi relations, Shinobi Politics (Naruto), Shinobi Culture (Naruto), Anbu Root (Naruto), Anbu Hatake Kakashi, Trauma, medical bias, systemic bias, Denial of care, Ableism, Medical Gatekeeping, Canon-Typical Violence, Medical Jutsu, Original Jutsu (Naruto), Mobility Aids, Past Child Neglect, Minor Character Death, Canonical Character Death
Summary: Umino Iruka regarded the man standing before his shop counter with what was probably poorly-veiled irritation. "Yes, thank you," he said. "I know how a triple-layered chakra lock works." Long years of experience kept Iruka's tone even: losing his temper meant losing customers, even if there weren't very many people in Konoha who did what he did. * * * The canon-divergent au in which Iruka graduates the academy, does 3 D-rank missions, and then retires, because his leg was badly crushed in the kyuubi attack—so he re-trains as a locksmith and makes chakra-manipulated locks. A story about systemic structural power imbalances between shinobi and civilians and the various ways in which expectations of physical strength and implicit ableism are detrimental to community trust. In which Iruka finds himself stuck between worlds, all because Sharingan Kakashi demanded the impossible, and Iruka made him a quadruple-layered chakra lock.
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🍹TEAM KIWIPUNCH NO JUTSU 🍹 Artist: @rocketpunchhh, Writer: @hystericalcherries
Title: It's All Fun and Games (Until I See Your Face)
Word count: 23,263 Rating: Teen Warning: No Archive Warnings Apply Tags: Umino Iruka-centric, POV Umino Iruka, Prankster Umino Iruka, Anbu Hatake Kakashi, Hatake Kakashi is Bad at Feelings, Hatake Kakashi is a Troll, Dogteeth Hatake Kakashi, Nuisances to friends to lovers, Awkward Flirting
Summary: Hatake Kakashi’s face is a mystery and Iruka is determined to keep it that way.
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TEAM WHOSE FACE NO JUTSU Artist: @Bow_art , Writer: @hkandi
Title: His face, your face
Word count: 26,765 Rating: Teen Warning: No Archive Warnings Apply Tags: No Archive Warnings ApplyHatake Kakashi/Umino Iruka Sukea/Umino Iruka Hatake Kakashi & Yamato | Tenzou Umino Iruka & Uzumaki Naruto Hatake Kakashi & Hatake Kakashi's Ninken PackHatake Kakashi Umino Iruka Sukea (Naruto) Yamato | Tenzou Tsunade (Naruto) Mitarashi Anko Uzumaki Naruto Hatake Kakashi's Ninken PackKakaIru Big Bang 2024 Secret Identity Identity Reveal Humor Flirting Feelings Mission Fic Mission gone wrong...for Kakashi Sukea to the rescue...kind of Hatake Kakashi Needs a Hug Hatake Kakashi is Not Okay Umino Iruka Is So Done Anbu Yamato | Tenzou Protective Tsunade (Naruto) Naruto is Just Naruto Icha Icha Series (Naruto) Icha Icha come to life?
Summary: Kakashi was on a mission undercover as Sukea, but the mission goes sideways and Kakashi becomes “stuck” as Sukea, physically and mentally. Tsunade sends Iruka out of the village to help; Iruka just thinks he’s been tasked with chaperoning a VIP, and that having an ANBU on the sidelines to help is just a natural part of it. Sukea is pleasant company and attractive, so Iruka’s not complaining! Even if Sukea flirts a lot...Iruka is a professional, so no big deal, right? And when they return to Konoha and continue to spend time together...well, Iruka thinks it's just part of his mission. Except it becomes more than that, and then Kakashi returns to his usual self all of a sudden! Will Iruka be safe after that, and does he dare tell Kakashi of their time together?
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TEAM OKAMI NO JUTSU Artist: @Anniemaar, Writer: @Naferty
Title: As a Species
Word count: 33,782 Rating: Teen Warning: No Archive Warnings Apply Tags: Demon AU, Human Umino Iruka, Demon Hatake Kakashi, Demon Team 7, Canon-Typical Violence, Minor Violence, minor violence against children, Hurt/Comfort, Fluff, animal features, Umino Iruka-centric, Uzumaki Naruto is a Ray of Sunshine and a cinnamon roll
Summary: Iruka lived his life as best he could in a world where demons and humans were constantly in conflict. He expected nothing different. He expected nothing to change. Then, an injured demon fox came crashing through his door and brought with him his wounded friends and their wounded sensei.
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👨‍🏫TEAM BLACKBOARD NO JUTSU👨‍🏫 Artist: @DoctorBethany, Writer: @Kaoruhana
Title: The Year in Konoha
Word count: 27,671 Rating: Teen Warning: No Archive Warnings Apply Tags: Alternate Universe - Small Town, Teacher Iruka, slowburn, Bad breakup (past), Cheating (Past), Slice of Life, Good friend Tenzo, Anything else I forgot to tag, KakaIru Big Bang 2024, art fic, small town Konoha
Summary: “I think I need to leave the city for a while.” Iruka finally said, still pushing the inarizushi around on his plate. “To get away. From everything.” “You sure?” Asuma asked Iruka. “I’m sure.” Iruka answered, sitting up a bit straighter. “I’m sure.” He repeated, voice getting stronger, that same determination and assurance in it again. “For a year,” he answered. A year wouldn’t be too long. Just a year, one year to think and reflect and plan, and see where he would take his life now. | Just a year for him to move on. Asuma gave a nod, leaning back in his chair, one arm coming to drape over the back lazily. “My old man is looking for a teacher. It’s a country school: my old high school back in Konoha. Would you be interested in teaching there?”
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🌑 TEAM IROSAI NO JUTSU 🌑 Artist: @Anna_Lale, Writer: @Crimsonleaf
Title: Irosai
Word count: 8,934 Rating: Teen Warning: No Archive Warnings Apply Tags: Canon-Typical Violence, Soulmark AU, Psychological, Akatsuki (Naruto), Tsukuyomi Jutsu (Naruto), Itachi's Mangekyou Sharingan is involved, Dark, Hospital, Genjutsu (Naruto), False Memories
Summary: Iruka was just planning a fun day out to cheer up Naruto, when he gets caught up in an Akatsuki attack. Lost in a genjutsu, only Kakashi, who recently discovered his soulmark for Iruka, can save him from certain death.
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🧝‍♂️TEAM ISEKAI NO JUTSU🧝‍♂️ Artist: @Bakakakashi, Writer: @Mandapandabug
Title: The other worlder is surprisingly competent
Word count: 36,479 Rating: Mature Warning: No Archive Warnings Apply Tags: Isekai, otherworld au, Otherworld’s books depend on the bean counter AU, Fantasy world au, consensual but dubious sex, Healing Sex, not very explicit, Idiots in Love, Mildly Dubious Consent, Unconscious Sex, needing to have sex to heal someone
Summary: Based on (with many liberties taken) the manga, the other world’s books depend on the bean counter. Iruka is an overworked and underpaid social worker, tasked with the care of orphan Naruto. When a portal opens and starts to suck Naruto away, Iruka jumps in the save him. Unfortunately, they instead are both dragged into another world, full of medieval intrigue and magical energy. Naruto thrives in this new world, but Iruka only gets weaker and weaker. Luckily, he has a guardian angel, Captain of the ANBU guards, Hatake Kakashi.
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💐TEAM POPPY NO JUTSU 💐 Artist: @Kakamonoki, Writer: @DoctorBethany
Title: Bouquet
Word count: 14,927 Rating: Teen Warning: No Archive Warnings Apply Tags: Alternate Universe - Everyone Lives/Nobody Dies, Flower Language, Big Brother Kakashi, Acquaintances to Friends to Lovers, Fluff, Tooth-Rotting Fluff
Summary: Iruka has been receiving flowers for a couple of years now but has never thought to look into it despite his friends' insistence; in between teaching the hokage’s son and the mission desk there just wasn’t time for sleuthing. Now the final exam is drawing near which means more training for Naruto and more of his not-a-brother coming to “supervise”.
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🔎 TEAM MYSTERY NO JUTSU 🔎 Artist: @radkoko, Writer: @mt_nikolle
Title: Open Minds
Word count: 17505 Rating: Teen Warning: No Archive Warnings Apply Tags: Trope Inversion, Mystery, Investigations, Strangers to Friends, Platonic Relationships, bring your own subtext, Kakashi hides from Gai, and then he can't, Humor, Genjutsu (Naruto), Jigyaku no Jutsu, Saiko Denshin, Hospitals, hospital stays, Iruka wakes up a lot, because he falls unconscious a lot, MORE THAN I EXPECTED, Whump, holy shit is this whump, omg I wrote whump, Umino Iruka Is So Done, Tired Umino Iruka, mostly made up investigative procedures, mostly made up medical procedures, Books, books are a bonding experience, references to drinking and its aftereffects, Umino Iruka Can't Cook, well he can't cook fish, Ramen, Fuuinjutsu User Umino Iruka, Did they do away with the seals master tag?!, KakaIru Big Bang 2024, which means there's great art inside, image descriptions included
Summary: Kakashi comes home after a mission, opens the door, and is shocked to find Iruka unconscious inside.
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💚 TEAM V SQUARED NO JUTSU 💚 Artist: @Fire_Cat, Writer: @Virtualcarrot
Title: The ties that bind
Word count: 17732 Rating: Teen Warning: No Archive Warnings Apply Tags: Hurt/Comfort, Getting Together, Misunderstanding, Everyone Thinks They're Together, Embedded Images
Summary: Iruka's always been made aware that his big heart would be his undoing, but he never expected it'd happen from helping out a fellow shinobi in need. or: the one where Iruka helps Kakashi keep his face hidden away in a fit of chivalry, and sets tongues wagging for it. Brings back memories, that does.
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💕TEAM FAKE RELATIONSHIP NO JUTSU💕 Artist: @animetrashmuffin Writer: @thegigibeegees
Title: two lies and what's left over
Word count: 12282 Rating: Teen Warning: No Archive Warnings Apply Tags: Canon Universe, -ish mostly., Fake/Pretend Relationship, Misunderstandings, a light sprinkling of angst. no consequences to actions. which makes the next tag even funnier., Attempted Murder, Humor, wodehouse and georgette heyer influence in this is what i mean by humor., t for a lot of blithe talk about death
Summary: Hatake Kakashi's latest (self-imposed) mission: eliminate the threat to Konoha security known as Umino Iruka. Umino Iruka's latest (self-inflicted) worry: turn this attempted assassination into Konoha's most public relationship. What could go wrong?
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↪️ TEAM REDUX NO JUTSU ↪️ Artist: @That1ValiantCougar, Writer: @Chierei
Title: here and now and forever
Word count: 6430 Rating: Teen Warning: No Archive Warnings Apply Tags: Time Travel, Fluff, Angst
Summary: t the end of the world, Iruka and Kakashi make one last, desperate bid for a second chance.
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🍜 TEAM Culinary no Jutsu 🍜 Artist: @Sweetysamaa, Writer: @hkandi
Title: The way to a man's heart
Word count: 6248 Rating: General Warning: No Archive Warnings Apply Tags: Alternate universe modern setting, cooking, humor, fluff, didn't know they're dating, developing feelings
Summary: Iruka moves into Kakashi's apartment building and they strike up friendship, sprinkled with some mutual interest, not that either know it. Kakashi begins to woo Iruka with food, leading to cooking together and spending more time together. So, basically, they're dating, or so Kakashi sees it. But does Iruka?
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✨TEAM Kiramizu no jutsu✨ Artist: @Doolim, Writer: @onceuponamoon
Title: crimson threads
Word count: 41,385 Rating: Explicit Warning: No Archive Warnings Apply Tags: Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence, Canon-Typical Violence, Undercover Missions, Mission Fic, Undercover As Prostitute, Undercover As Politician, Brothels, Sex Work, Dubious Consent, (Undercover/Mission Sex Work), Infiltration, Fake/Pretend Relationship, Cults, Religious Cults, Hurt/Comfort, Shinobi Politics (Naruto), Political Alliances, Trans Hatake Kakashi, Explicit Sexual Content, Resolved Sexual Tension, Memory Alteration
Summary: Kakashi hears a delicate, “Yes, ma’am!” in response, then soft, measured footsteps rushing around the corner before the individual slows, likely hoping to appear more composed once they finally make it to their booth and—
He’s frozen. Genuinely, Kakashi is shocked. Despite the fact that he heard it straight from Genma’s mouth only hours before, Kakashi’s heart gives a stutter inside his chest and he even hears his breath audibly catch, because…that’s Iruka. That’s Iruka.
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🦸🦹TEAM Rugget no Jutsu 🦹🦸 Artist: @Microrockets, Writer: @Megyal
Title: We can Only See A Short Distance Ahead
Word count: 18000 Rating: Teen Warning: No Archive Warnings Apply Tags: Alternate Universe - Superheroes/Superpowers, Superheroes, Action, Cute, Cute Ending, Happy Ending
Summary: Kakashi is a top-ranked superhero who has been in the field for years. Iruka is quite new to the business, with a particular mission of his own. Kakashi's a little jaded…but Iruka's preppy outlook may give him something new to believe in.
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🏰 TEAM RENAISSANCE FAIR NO JUTSU🏰 Artist: @animetrashmuffin, 🏰 @vulcanhighblood
Title: The Tournament
Word count: 102,339 Rating: Mature Warning: Graphic Depictions of Violence Tags: Tournaments, Alternate Universe - Fantasy, Canon-Typical Violence, Sex Work, Secret Identity, idiots to lovers, Alternate Universe - Royalty, Umino Iruka Needs a Hug, Debt, Financial Issues, Slut Shaming, Hatake Kakashi is a Tease, Child Soldiers, Human Trafficking, Umino Iruka is Bad at Feelings, Implied/Referenced Underage Prostitution, Implied/Referenced Dubious Consent, Minor Character Death, Child Death
Summary: In his twenty-seven years, Iruka has learned many useful things: how to know when you're being cheated, what alleys not to use as shortcuts, and which shopkeepers wouldn't take your hand if you lifted their goods. He’s also learned that the world hates orphans, and luck favors the wealthy. Besieged by debts and having nowhere else to turn, Iruka enters a tournament where common folk can earn the chance to marry into a noble family. He didn't expect a one-night-stand with a noble to turn into something more, nor did he expect to do well in the tournament. Now, an entirely different problem presents itself: Iruka doesn't want to marry Prince Kakashi; he wants to marry his noble-born lover, Sukea.
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The Blood Hive (SquidJackets AU World Swap WILDERNESS POST)
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warnings: drug mentions | typical yellowjackets stuff | SQUID GAME X YELLOWJACKETS CROSSOVER | this is my interpretation of these characters, please be respectful even if my opinions on the characters differ from your own
A/N: we’ll be back to scheduled programming shortly, but since we got the soccer team roles out of the way, it’s only appropriate that i discuss their roles in the wilderness now. i’m lowkey considering writing a detailed fic about this because i love love LOVE this AU of mine :P
ENJOY!
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𐂂 THE VITAL THREE 𐂂
seon-nyeo: the profit.
her faith allowed her to be the first feel connected to the “wilderness”, and due to her psyche breaking in two from the trauma of the crash— she genuinely believes the wilderness is an entity. (consider her the lottie of this world, minus the schizophrenia) she has good intentions, but when she learns of a teammate who has access to hallucinogenic drugs, she finds a gateway for the others to “connect” with the wilderness too.
cho hyun-ju + kang dae-ho: the hunters.
the team knew that they would need the most reliable people to be the ones entrusted with supplying sustenance while they awaited their rescue, thus the responsibility fell on hyun-ju and dae-ho. the former excelled as the hunter, clear headshots every single time; the latter on the other hand, seemed to struggle with the concept of killing the animals. after the two collectively decided dae-ho wasn’t the right fit for a hunter’s position, he stepped down and hyun-ju went solo.
kim young-mi: the medic.
having learned the tricks of the trade from a first aid course provided by the university pre-crash, young-mi was the only choice for the position of designated medic in the eyes of the team. at first, she panicked at being the only one equipped with the skills to head such a daunting task, but with hyun-ju’s help, she became more confident in her work and aided the group’s injuries to the best of her ability post-crash. there’s just one problem though, jun-hee is pregnant— and the first aide course doesn’t teach you to deliver a baby.
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seong gi-hun (former coach)
when the team first crash lands, they all look to gi-hun for guidance. however, unfortunately for gi-hun, bad things keep coincidentally happening under his advisory: the flight recorder being mysteriously smashed, rationing going haywire, disagreements turned physical etc. the group takes this as a sign that gi-hun is no longer fit to lead them, and he is essentially de-throned and forced to take a backseat to in-ho, who was always there to deescalate the bad situations that arose. gi-hun isn’t so convinced that in-ho is the miracle leader everyone else is making him out to be, but thanks to the circumstances before him, anyone could chalk that feeling up to jealousy.
hwang in-ho (acclaimed group leader)
after continuously swooping in to “clean up” gi-hun’s mistakes during his brief time as the head of the group, in-house is revered as the group’s new leader. situations lined up in his favour and he now has the control over the group that he didn’t pre-crash. unbeknownst to everybody else, in-ho is not the fantastic, fearless leader that he’s cracking himself up to be. appearances can be deceiving, and that holds true with coach hwang in-ho— now that’s he’s gained their trust, there’s nothing he cannot do.
choi “thanos” su-bong + nam-gyu
for the first bit of time post-crash, their biggest purpose was to stir the pot and make it everyone else’s problem that they didn’t want to be there. at worst, they were nuisances who got shut down by se-mi or hyun-ju when their limits had been pushed by the nonsensical tomfoolery these boys start up. things start to amp up when thanos becomes a person of interest to seon-nyeo, who believes that his hallucinogenic substances can act as a gateway for “wilderness connection”.
kim jun-hee
out of anyone on this team, jun-hee may have it the worst— she’s pregnant out in these woods. and as if to be a cherry on top of the big fuck you sundae, the father, myung-gi, is present. normally, that would be a good thing, but jun-hee isn’t exactly myung-gi’s biggest fan as of late. thanks to his loud mouth, she’s had a hard time at the university with people having misconstrued opinions of her, so she’s going to be on the defensive for her time here seeing as from her perspective, she only has herself and no one else to rely on.
lee myung-gi
myung-gi does not have luck on his side, apparently he never did to begin with. the one time he actually was lucky in any regard was in his relationship with jun-hee, and he still managed to screw that up. now, these two were stranded in the wilderness together, and while she isn’t interested in being around him to any degree— myung-gi sees this as an opportunity to patch things up. he wants to take ownership of jun-hee’s pregnancy alongside her, but with his track record you can’t blame jun-hee for being skeptical.
se-mi
she may be the most understanding of all the players in the crash to everyone’s grievances. she rolls her eyes at the beseeching of thanos and nam-gyu, sure, but she is also the first person to extend a helping hand to jun-hee— despite her (jun-hee) beliefs that everyone looked down on her. se-mi also works alongside hyun-ju to help young-mi adjust to the medic position that was swiftly thrust upon her, and she actively sticks her neck out for min-su when thanos and nam-gyu ironically tease him for being scared.
gyeong-su
gyeong-su is not built for the wilderness, to be sure. he knows this, so he stays close to thanos because he views him as being “stronger”, even with all that complaining in the beginning. he knows that he can’t help much with hunting or scavenging, but gyeong-su still tries his best to keep spirits high in hopes of rescue one day coming for them.
park min-su
at first, the team looked upon min-su as being the one least likely to survive should help take longer than expected to come, but he’s managed to make it far in the wilderness living. he proved himself as a talented tracker when the team got lost on their way back to the crash site from the lake, and he also helped the girls scavenge for berries during the warmer seasons. min-su proved to be more useful in a survival situation than on the literal playing field— which surprised everybody involved.
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as usual, any constructive criticism/advice on how i can improve my writing is appreciated and requested! have a amazing day/night lovelies 💋
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antivoid-alex ¡ 2 days ago
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I got an idea about an AU where Solar Flare gets revived and joins the Eaps's Dimension.
I got the idea while making this post, So anyway here we go!!
Solar Flare is trying to figure out what to do with his life now he has free will, and he finds out that he's great with kids and starts hanging out with Charlie and Andrew more than Eclipse does, and maybe even the others start to like Solar Flare more than Eclipse.
And what if Eclipse doesn't mind at first but starts to get REALLY JEALOUS!! even if he doesn't realize it.
Like what if Eclipse loved It at first being able to do his work without being constantly interrupted, but after a while he starts to realize how quiet it is in his lab and starts to feel really alone, It may even start to terrify him.
So he goes to the others only to find out that they like Solar Flare so much, like to the point that maybe even they call Solar Flare the "Better Eclipse" which might send him into a rage or panic attack, because of what happened with the Mimic.
And poor Solar Flare who didn't even realize what was happening tries to help Eclipse only to be pushed away, after Eclipses meltdown Flare starts to think he's ruining Eclipses only chance to be better by taking his only friends away from him and making him feel inferior.
So Solar Flare tries everything he can to help Eclipse even if Eclipse hates him.
That's all I've got so far and I already love it. So much angst and fluff potential.
I love to make this into a full story and I'll be happy to see any new ideas, so please message me if you have any. 😊
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