#barbi

[heretyc]

Outlast Trials Antagonists When You're High

...[puff puff]. Reagent/You were given weed as an experiment by Murkoff. Basically I'm suffering from shark week, took an edible for the pain and got inspired. Enjoy!

"Do I smell...marijuana?" A scoff escaped his lips, "MARIJUANA? In MY glorious country? How DARE you, you fucking Commie!" He screamed at you through the bars separating you two. "You'll rue the day you ruined my country with your MARY JANE!"

Yeaahhhh, not a very smart thing to do. But at least you're seeing sounds and hearing colours.

"I know dat smell," Barbi smirked, "Cuba. Never leaves ya, huh, sweetness?" He stared at you with amusement. He didn't care for shooting you...he could simply...

"Alright, come on," He gently began to push you away from his drug supply and out toward the docks, "Let's go see the unicorns and the rainbows, huh?"

"Someone's high off of novocaine, I can feels it, Phyllis!"

"No, daddy," Gooseberry tilted her head, "It doesn't...smell like it stings. It smells...earthy."

"Ohhh!" The puppet laughed, hearty in nature as he peered at you, "Them's the stuff! They're high off of MARY JANE, Phyllis," He chortled, "Just like your ol' dad in the good ol' days!"

"I can only wonder what you did with this...Mary Jane woman, Dr Futterman," Gooseberry tutted, rolling her eyes.

[marshmarlowe]

like bro 😭😭😭

[mooshie-blue]

Giving him some well deserved smooches

[neon-ufo]

pazi pazi, da te pazi ne zapazi

[skeek-productions]

So I may have drawn Barbi a little bit...

He's so ugly but man is he one expressive man

Of course I had to put Coyle in there, maybe ill finish one of these, maybe I won't, I dunno

[robinotaco]

Sorta fw cause the editing style +thw rapid text

Anyway I finally got edit motivation 😍

[linkandorf]

alright one more drawing of her (for now) with my fire bar oc Barbi :>

[ssquidbeaked]

What the freak

[oarfisher]

Doodle of my oc Barbi… she doesn’t really take on humanoid forms unless it’s for diplomatic purposes.

[lonelyplanetfag]

HAPPY BDAY RYAN !!!!! i hope this year brings u peace n fun

THSNK U🔥🔥 im getting my nose pierced abt it:-)

[heretyc]

Is it ok to ask headcannons for the prime assets reacting to you having a freeze response (like how people usually have a fight or flight response) when being spotted or when them or one of the ex-pops goes to attack them.

Of course it's okay! <3 Also kudos for recommending the freeze response! Freeze and fawn are so underrated and rarely talked about. I freeze too lol freeze gang! Although I do fawn, sometimes.

Coyle is, understandably, confused. Why the hell are you freezing as he's rushing toward you? Was this a joke? "Hey," he sneered, readying his baton, "you gonna start runnin'? Or not?"

After you remain frozen on the spot, he'd groan. "You're not givin' me much of a challenge here, Commie. Come on," He motioned for you to run off, attack him, SOMETHING. At your persistence, he gnawed on his lip, looking around and behind him before sighing. "You're gonna get killed, standin' there like a buck on the highway. Come on," He roughly takes you by your collar, dragging you off. Maybe a dip in some cold water will snap you out of it...

He really doesn't understand why you'd just...freeze, of all things.

Barbi thinks you're just giving him an advantage. "Yeah, stand real still, sweetness," He aimed Lupara at you, a toothy grin on his face, "Easier to shoot you with..."

But even after shooting at you, you remain frozen, and he scoffs. "I'm not THAT bad at shootin', rabbit," he rolled his eyes, walking over, "You can move, now."

After a moment of you just...remaining in the spot, he poked your cheek. "Hey," he murmured, "you gonna...move?" He prodded your stomach with the tip of Lupara, the gun smelling of gun powder and burnt calcium.

He groaned, more than irritated, "Fine, then. Stand there. Not like I care what happens to ya." He walks off, grumbling to himself.

Jokes on you, though; he does seem to care, seeing as he comes back minutes later with heroin. That'll get you to move!

He'll try shooting by your ear, or threatening to cut your nipples off. He hates it when you freeze, it feels like an insult.

Dr Futterman and Mother Gooseberry don't know why you're frozen! All they were doing was educating you about dental hygiene! Mother Gooseberry tilted her head, looking around you with concern, "This child is frozen on the spot, daddy..."

"They're scared shitless, Phyllis," the puppet spoke knowingly, "As they shoulds be! Rotting teeth SHOULD scare them!"

Dr Futterman shuttered his metallic teeth near your face, and Mother Gooseberry even played peek-a-boo! Nothing worked. So they left.

No point in educating a mannequin.

[born-to-lose]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY MELLLLLL 💖💖💖💖best wishes as always 🫶🫶

THANK YOUUUU MWAH 💖💖💖💖🫶🏻🫶🏻

[mooshie-blue]

What’s better than one love interest

TWOOO LOVE INTRESTS!!

(It’s a polycule there’s no love triangle :] )

[punk-pickle-pickle-punk]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY ADRI!!!!! I LOVE U TONS!!!!! <3

BARBI DO U WANNA GET MARRIED AGAIN

[omejos-blog]