#Bye Bye Morons

[theorchardsys]

Friendly Reminder That...

Politicians are not doctors. Politicians are not scientists. Politicians are not teachers. Politicians are politicians. Politicians do not belong in healthcare. Politicians do not belong in science. Politicians do not belong in teaching. Politicians belong in politics.

[witchern]

i've been keeping my mouth shut about a lot of the recent shit happening because i just don't feel like welcoming no-nuance idiots into my inbox, but at this point i need to make one thing perfectly clear: if there's someone at your protest/rally/event carrying an antisemitic sign, shouting antisemitic things, vandalizing jewish buildings and homes, attacking visibly jewish folks, etc – you need to kick them the fuck out of your space. they are NOT helping palestinians, they are NOT helping gaza, and they are certainly NOT helping you.

and if you choose NOT to kick them out, congratulations: your event is now antisemitic. and you are an antisemite.

as the saying goes: if there's a nazi at the table and 10 other people are sitting there talking to him, you've got a table with 11 nazis.

[republicansaredomesticterrorists]

🍊🤡

[graveyardgremlins]

sneak peak into the next chapter of two slow dancers, last ones out:

Sal finally rips the letter open and it reads: Dear Sal Moron-i, It seems to me as if since I’ve become more friendly with the bats, people have forgotten who I am. While that is my fault, for which I apologize profusely, it was used to lead us into a path of no return. Somebody desired to use you to hurt me. However, I am not an idiot and I am sure you're perfectly capable of being intelligent yourself, regardless of how exhausting it must be. Take these two gifts as a reminder of how I got to where I am and as a reminder of who I am, but also as a reminder of how nice I can be to my friends. Use them at your discretion. I assure you that the next time I give you something, it will be much less pleasant for you.  With my greatest regards (and condolences), RH Sal put the letter down and took a look at the files that had come with it in the envelope.  Oh, this asshole is good, Sal thought, Real good. He stroked Matteo’s hair, fondly. “It’s a pity, Matty. You’d love huntin’ this shark with me.”

[roaldamundsen]

misunderstood the assignment somehow all my faves are about being in a car

[murmursdraconic]

UM HELLO WHAT THE FUCK

[taylorftparamore]

seeing folks geniunely believe the way to save starbucks is to reduce the menu to plain black coffee... brother if starbucks did that, i guaranteed they'd literally lose every customer they have. why the FUCK would i go to starbucks for a plain black coffee that's five bucks when dunkin sells it for a dollar? if i wanted to, i could go to mcdonald's and support the same anti union, war encouraging practices there by buying a single black coffee for a dollar. grow up. most people do not like plain black coffee.

[oofuri2003]

[honeylover]

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MORON

[theorchardsys]

Me: Hey, I think I have autism. Doctor: Okay, I can test you. Do you stim? Me: Yeah, I shake my hands and bounce my leg and listen to songs on repeat and- Doctor: Do you launch your hand palm down into the air after thrusting it on your heart? Me: Me: Me: Me: Uh. Doctor: Okay, okay. Do you struggle with black and white thinking? Me: Yeah, actually. I think of thi- Doctor: Do you hate a very particular group of people? Me: Me: Me: Me: what the actual fu- Doctor: Okay then. Do you like art? Me: Yes. Doctor: Do you ever compulsively tattoo on people? Me: Me: Me: Me: *leaves* Doctor: What did I say?

[fabcreature]

me: *desperately needs praise for the work i do or i will shatter from the heartache*

also me: *at least once a month cries and shatters from the heartache bc i'm convinced every single bit of praise i ever get is either a lie just to be nice, or misguided bc they don't realize i'm a fraud*

[republicansaredomesticterrorists]

👏👏👏

[theredtours]

Soooo I definitely got scammed. Had to file a report with the FBI and everything.

[phoenixtakaramono]

…Twitter is going down the sh*tter 🫠

[polychocobros]

can i just say some of the comments on michael’s new post are particularly laughable.. like how the fuck are u gonna derail a popart piece that looks like it is between a man and a woman and start calling trans people helicopter/dog hybrids and asking michael is he has gone to the other side and claim he’s posting propaganda.. like are you sure we are the ones who take everything too seriously or are you projecting?

[rdy2laugh]

THE MOST POPULAR ANSWER WHEN GUYS ARE TOLD NO.... FOR PETE'S SAKE FELLAS....

I have to tell you I honestly am not surprised. Instead of just blocking and deleting I TRIED to just talk to this one. He contacted me giving me his digits and his work history as if I only care about his monetary value, but alas, I did POLITELY talk to him and asked him a few questions first off. I asked him what he thought about cheaters and had he been cheated on. His reply was he had no comment on the first and he had been cheated on for the latter. I then asked if he enjoyed it and if he wanted to be cheated on again. Come on folks, this is logical right? I mean you do want to talk to someone and not just get shut down instantly, so I did walk him through this. He replied no he wouldn't. So I then proceeded to tell him he was asking ME to cheat for and WITH him. I questioned on his lack of concern for the man I am with and how he would make that man feel like he did and destroy my relationship and not care as long as HE got laid with me??? I noted my profile clearly says I am not looking so I wanted to know if he read it or if he just chose to ignore it.

He is 53. His profile consists of only this...... "I love satisfying a woman." IDEAL PERSON: Someone that is open minded when it comes to the bathroom."

This is what he sent me after I pointed out what he was asking me to do and his not reading or ignoring the profile...

MSG: Nice paragraph, but you got me all wrong. You didn't read my profile either. If you don't want to get hit on make hook up dates or whatever you want to call it. Then you should not be on this site adult friend finder is more like adult friend get laid type of website just like Ashley's websites the same way. Instead of you always putting down men because they contact you and then you put it in their face while you didn't read my profile then you should actually delete or totally remove yourself from this website It's not impossible. And one thing keep in mind quit trying to be Dr Ruth. Lol 3/5/2023 8:36 am

NEXT MSG: And to be honest with you if you were such a happy woman that you were in a happy relationship this is actually the wrong website for you to even be on. The famous saying is you're calling a kettle black when you're doing the same thing. But the difference between me and you is I'm single you're not. 3/5/2023 8:38 am

I am no longer surprised that when told no the majority of men do this 'then get off the site' crap. It is so common and honestly stupid that I just point and laugh now. The site is an adult social network, not a free online whorehouse. So many men believe that all the women on here are free whores they just bought with their membership and don't get women can and DO have the freedom to say NO to you!! If I get 5 emails in a day I am NOT having sex with 5 different men EVERY DAY!! His flailing around trying to justify this is hilarious. I am not a kettle calling a pot black as my profile does NOT say what his does at all. I am not even looking!! I did NOT contact HIM looking to meet up.

Maybe he wants a woman open minded on the bathroom thing because he is actually a piece of shit??? I also sent him a list of the other people on here, including men, that are NOT looking to get laid with a note telling him to contact them and see what they say when he tells them they belong on another site. LOL